Biopic when?
After he scores the winning goal in the euros final m8
>>68101933
Yeah, sounds about right. Hopefully we'll get a sequel when they win the CL next season.
>>68101884
Who will play him?
>>68101933
Costa is such a fucking mug, too bad he didnt atleast break his ankles or something.
>>68102144
Idris Elba
>>68102144
Oscar Isaacs
>>68101884
Lifelong fan here, still can't believe it, not sure a movie would even seem real compared to our journey!
I think Vardy said he wanted Vinnie Jones to play him.
>>68102144
Daisey Ridley.
>>68102493
>Our journey
That's strange, I didn't see you on the field.
>>68102443
>>68102485
Both good
>>68101933
Wow.
I don't think that semen slurping "sport" is for me.
>>68102560
I'm Danny Simpson m8.
>>68102493
Honestly happy for you. Being a scouse is still fucking depressing, but at least someone who deserves it can be happy.
>>68101884
Is he, dare I say it, the most relevant british man ever?
>>68102540
Vinnie should play Robert 'cock or no cock' Huth
>>68102614
Fuck of amerifat. Go watch your rigged fucking niggergames.
>>68101884
Literally a racist chav monkey. No thanks
>>68102616
Cool. I'm Jamie Motherfucking Vardy, negro.
>>68102688
Walk on Jap
>>68102674
I'm sorry Muhammad but you seem to think you're posting on Thirdworldchan. This is 4chan, an American website.
Just to drive the point home I think I'll spam your thread and get it deleted because not /tv/.
>>68102144
Domnall Gleeson legitimately could. Mark Rylance for Ranieri while we're at it
>>68102674
>implying I'm american
>>68102493
>we
what part of lester are you from lad
>>68101933
Costa doesnt even speak english, are they just yelling jibberish at one another?
>>68102688
>Still chatting shit
Fucking chatshitlets, when will they learn?
>>68102756
Frog island bruv
>>68102751
Good choices lad
>>68102674
Last I checked wasn't soccer in the news for the heads of FIFA taking bribes?
kek stay nuked britgarbage
>>68101884
>Torres
>>68102144
oprah winfrey in a weelchair
>Divegrass
Literally start posting about a sport that isn't dominated by American women or fuck off.
>>68101933
Clattenberg is stealing a living
CHAT
>>68101933
Costa is a dirty fucking monkey, he bullies everyone in the league but can't do shit against a proper English lad. He knows he'd get banged
Soccer is literally the gayest sport on Earth. Only faggots, people living in poverty, and women play it.
>>68102902
SHIT
T-tsu?
>>68102864
Half the referees are nowadays. In almost all the leagues.
>>68102937
GET
GET OUT OF MY WAY JAP FUCKING SHIT
>>68102954
FUCKED BY YOUR BULL
>>68102861
>>68102934
Jog on mate before I nut you cunt
>>68102745
If you had half a brain on you, you'd realise you're the one living in the third world. You ugly fat fucks keep shitting on about how bad the niggers are, and how the world should be ruled by white people, while at the same time you're probably 50 percent slavic. Go suck BBC you disgusting piece of human garbage. Fucking spam my thread if you wan't to, I don't care. Whatever gets your ugly american ass through the day. I pity you.
>>68101933
Why is that Muslim man angry it was a good tackle
>Poverty Ball celebrities
lol yanks mad as hell because some ugly Brit is far more relevant than any of their literally who sports "stars"
>>68102745
>>68102997
Don't rise to it mate. Remember, they come from a retarded country which plays three games nobody else does: Advertising, ApeDHDball, and Standing.
How would they start a Leicester movie, anyway? Would it start with a Thai ladyboys scene?
>>68101933
Vardy would have stuck that cheeky cunt
>>68103130
It would start with Ranieri getting fired from the Chelsea job
>>68101933
Ow me ankle, oh wait let me get up and have a go
>>68101884
Literally who?
not everyone watches fall grass
>>68103168
>>68103130
>deepest lore
>>68103168
Too far back desu. Start with them escaping the drop/ him getting fired from Greece.
>>68102809
Its them Swiss guys again
>>68103051
>worlds most popular sport
>who gives a shit
Have fun watching 18 Dominicans on steroids standing about for 3 hours doing absolutely nothing.
>>68103218
Plenty to explore in the football cinematic universe
>>68103130
Pearson beating the shit out of his son for getting him fired.
>>68103213
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
>>68102998
>It says while posting on an American website created by an American on his device created by an American while he talks about American shows and films and drinks all the yum yum Americum it can get
LEL soccer is fucking terrible and your country is a fucking joke, go brush your teeth you fucking third world muslimcucks.
>>68103168
Why are britbong men so damned ugly?
>>68101933
>englel cuckolds
>winning Euro
Fattest and stupidest """""country"""""" in Europa
>>68103130
Pearson choking James McArthur on the ground.
>>68103231
Nah, just do a post-intro timejump ala Goldeneye. Show the rise of Leicester with the fall of Chelsea, including the sacking of Jose for that poetic justice.
>>68102745
>American website
Americans actually want this Kazakhstani crochet forum to be theirs?
John Cho as Okazaki
Aziz Ansari as Mahrez
ITT: We remind british """""""""""""people"""""""""""""" what absolute fucking garbage they are
>>68103270
Kek
>UK is whiter than americlap
>Americunts race mix more
>Amerishits get bent over by shit Spaniards
>>68103270
>while he talks about American shows and films
Or, about a british movie with british actors, about british people playing a british sport.
Also, I'm not british fatass.
>>68103271
>>68103412
Top lad
>>68103258
I love American sports, they made them so American, the sport with least actual action and most space for advertising wins, retarded l m a o
Harry Kane biopic when?
>>68103376
Ansari is too dark skinned. Kayvan Novak would work better.
>>68101884
IT'S ELEVEN
IT'S HEAVEN
>Reminder 51% of the world's population is female
>Reminder US women won the divegrass world cup
>Reminder we're the best divegrass artists and we don't even give a fuck about it
>>68103231
Nah man, thai whores or nothing.
>>68103428
Adam is one handsome, pissed off, manlet fuck.
>>68103448
After the Vardy one. Build up the squad with their own individual movies, culminating in the avengers-style blockbuster about England winning the euros this summer. Boyega for Sturridge btw
>>68103441
>the sport with least actual action and most space for advertising wins
You mean soccer? That sport, very loosely using that term, where the players are walking billboards and do nothing but stand around and then run like fairies for a few seconds? Is that the one you mean?
>>68103490
>caring about womens world cup
>thinking it matters
Being this cucked by women
>>68103448
Not enough of a mouthbreather.
>>68103490
>Reminder they lost 8-2 to the US U17s
>>68103491
>starting a movie with 'lick me slit-eyes'
Reminder to report, sage, and hide faggot bongoloid women's sports threads. Especially here where it doesn't belong. I know your first language is arabic but you should realize this isn't the sports board.
>>68103448
Honestly Arry is a much more likeable guy than Vardy, you can see how much the club means to him. If they made a film with both as protagonists I could dig it.
>Lester are to win the league
English football is fucking joke lol
Can't wait to see them get hammered next season in the champions league
>>68103588
>>68103599
>Literally moving the goalposts
Face it, America is better than your country at soccer. Cry more about your semen slurping crybaby faggot "sport".
>>68103532
John Goodman as Wayne Rooney.
>>68103687
How is it moving the goalposts? They can't claim to be the best, if they get rekt by literal teenagers.
>>68103687
Leave it at mate. Yous embarrassing yourself
>>68103687
Holy shit you're not even memeing are you, you literally think women's football is a legitimate sport
Literally who?
>>68103723
Soccer is a woman's sport though and USA is the greatest
>>68103545
You fat fucks actually have comercial breaks as the game is going on.
>>68103659
Did someone say 'Arry?
>>68103231
It could be a montage - Ranieri getting fired from Greece, Vardy playing for Dog & Duck FC wearing an electronic tag, Mahrez dedicating himself to football after his brothers run off to join ISIS, Kante getting smuggled in a boat from Africa, Okazaki at a shinto temple, etc
>>68103659
Seriously though, does he ever close his mouth?
>>68102745
>american website
>chink owner
>european servers
>american website
top fucking kek
>>68103765
>american "banter"
Embarrassing
>>68103671
Lester is going to win. Not even joking. Vardy scores in the final.
>>68103757
Chat shit get banged son
>>68103797
>Mahrez dedicating himself to football after his brothers run off to join ISIS, Kante getting smuggled in a boat from Africa, Okazaki at a shinto temple, etc
kek
Okazaki would be starting off with poor performances at Stuttgart, then improving at Mainz under Tuchel.
>>68103797
This is a solid opening desu, but you gotta have Claudio getting fired from Chelsea in there.
>>68103545
Are you actually this delusional hahaha?
>Football
>Amount of Commercial Time = 75 minutes
Estimated Amount of 30-second Commercials = 150
>Amount of Action = 11 minutes
>% of Action = 5.5%
>Soccer
>Amount of Commercial time = 19 Minutes
>Estimated Amount of 30-second Commercials = 38
>Amount of Action = 57 Minutes
>% of Action = 50%
>>68103737
>The english can't even speak english anymore
disgusting.
>>68103723
No one knows what you're talking about, the adult women won your shit women's sport.
>>68103750
No, like I said, soccer is not a sport. You say it is, but considering everyone that plays it is a pussy woman.
>>68103773
Your sport is a literal commercial. Enjoy paying to watch a 90 minute commercial and if you don't pay you go to fucking jail. Cool country you have there Ahmed.
>>68103821
It's an American website and you are literally America's bitch.
Now that you have been shown the truth do yourselves a favor and suicide bomb yourselves tonight like your relatives did before you.
Dolph Lundgren as Huth please
>>68103852
>the final
What?
Who /lifelongfan/ here?
>>68103773
because players sprint at full force for most of our sports, not stand around touching each others manlet balls vying for position
also, there are time outs to setup plays, to stop the clock. American sports actually have a clock that means something, not just some random overtime that only counts if there's not an attack going on.
Bio-Pic or Bi-Ah-Pic?
>>68103899
The entire fucking match is a commercial you daft twat they're wearing ads. Stop making burgers look smarter than us.
>>68103945
CL final m8.
>>68103671
>barcacucks this afraid of getting the Leicester dick
LOL
>>68103899
When will they ever learn?
>>68103978
U wot m8?
>>68103899
most football games are 1.5 - 2.5 hours, so you're an autist who's never watched american football.
>>68103978
Oh no there are sponsors on the shirts! Where will I look I can't take this constant stream of ads!
>>68103929
>believing burgertarded ideas about the rest of the world because you're too scared of the unknown to ever go anywhere
>>68103932
Needs to be someone with good banter.
>>68104049
And you're a retard for not being able to process information. It says amount of action, not amount of game time. You think a Soccer game is 57 minutes? Hahahahaha you're an embarrassment to your continent.
>>68103978
This may sound crazy lads, but hear me out - I think this guy might just be a burger in disguise
>>68103954
>because players sprint at full force for most of our sports
You have Hockey, which is cool. I like Hockey. And it's tough.
Then you have Basketball, which is literally some niggers jogging back and forth a small pitch for a while.
Then you have "football", which is a pussy version of Rugby, played for nothing but advertising reasons.
Then there's baseball, which can hardly even be described as an activity.
>>68104140
Given the continent he comes from, he's actually probably above average
>>68103949
here la
>>68103978
Dude, american commentators anounce comercials on air.
>>68104143
>Wealth-fare burgers in disguise trying to prove their point
>Pathetic
>2016
>still arguing about which sport is the manliest/least manly
if you don't care about a certain sport, why are you ITT?
>>68104204
When will Americans ever recover?
>*record scratch*
>Freeze frame of Vardy lifting the league trophy
>"You're probably wondering how I got this thing. Well it all started a year ago..."
>Rewinds to Vardy playing for Stocksbridge Park Steel whilst wearing an electronic tag
>"Whoa whoa, not that far back."
>Fast forward to Vardy abusing a jap in a casino
>"Heh, walk on jap. But we don't have time for that right now..."
>Rewinds to Leicester securing premier league survival
>"There we go. I remember it like it was yesterday. People were chatting shit left and right but nobody could've seen the banging headed their way..."
>>68104206
Haha yeah, awkwardly enough..
>>68104341
>Fast forward to Vardy abusing a jap in a casino
>"Heh, walk on jap. But we don't have time for that right now..."
Noice
>>68104341
Kek
>Americans
daily reminder
>>68104341
lol
>>68104341
>"Heh, walk on jap. But we don't have time for that right now..."
>>68104453
>b-b-but it's a real man's game and soccer is for girls! The TV said so in between commercials!
>>68104453
>63 minutes of commercials
But at least they don't have sponsor logos on their chests, that would just be intrusive.
>>68104427
>>68104495
>that filename
>>68104536
what is the American doing in Europe and why is he nude?
>>68104453
>>68104536
>Ameritards mocking europe: memes and myths propagated and echo chambered by edgy teens online
>Europe mocking burgerland: literally just actual data, no commentary even needed
>>68104536
>literally ifunny tier
American """""""""""""""""""""banter"""""""""""""""""""""
>>68101884
if they win the cl it make for an awesome story.
>>68103929
pull bernie sander's dick out your mouth m8 no one gives a fuck what you're queefing about
>>68101884
already done m8
>>68104823
Memeing aside, part of me does want them to win it and then be exposed as dopers over the summer, leading to them being stripped of their title and given a points deduction+crippling fine. The Lester meme is fun this season but it will get old if they stick around.
>>68101933
Costa is such a blowhard.
Glad Vardy knocked him down a peg.
today was a good day
Are obese americans the cuckiest people in the world?
>elected a black president twice, next will be a woman
>entire entertainment industry run by jews that actively despise whites
>get dicks mutilated at birth because jews demand it
>they actually defend this, they get mad as fuck if called out and fight you to death for their right to have deformed dead dicks and be cucked by a religion that isn't even their own
>get sent to war to fight for Israel, will even false flag by destroying buildings full of americans to send kids to kill muslims
Yeah I guess they are. Absolutely disgusting
>>68104927
levy detected
Is interboard memeing the next stage?
>>68103490
>tfw eatin burger right now
>>68105143
Yes.
>>68105143
>not realizing /pol/ has tapped into the power of memes and will use them to control the world
>>68103390
>a Racial Discrimination Note will be attached to your child's Education Record
Is this fucking real?
>Amerifats can't banter: the thread
>>68105526
Unfortunately. The teaching profession is literally controlled by leftists.
>>68105032
>obese Americans
You can just say Americans
>>68102756
wiggo blad
>>68102745
>American website
>Malaysian colouring forum
>american't """""""""""banter""""""""""
