Civil War post credits spoilers.
Zemo is defeated. Nick Fury is talking to the Avengers about how there's a new threat that's even more powerful than anything they've faced before. Once so powerful that they're going to need some serious help.
Nick Fury says, "it's time you met my friends," and out steps Deadpool and several X-Men (Wolverine, Cyclops, Storm, Magneto). Wolverine says something like, "well it's about time." Cut to black.
Screencap this. I can't say anymore.
>>68089958
That shit would be legit hype no lie. I still don't believe you tho.
>>68089958
You forgot the fantastic four and harry potter are helping the avengers as well.
TIL
http://screenrant.com/marvel-comics-movies-characters-carl-6766/
>>68090044
Nah, Harry Potter cameo is reserved for Dr. Strange, when Strange visits Hogwarts on his journeys.
Civil War post credits spoilers.
Quipo is defeated. Quip Fury is talking to the Quippers about how there's a new threat that's even more quiperful than anything they've quipped before. Once so quiperful that they're going to need some serious quips.
Quip Fury says, "it's time you done quipped with my quippas," and out steps Deadquip and several Quip-Men (Quiperine, Quiplops, Quipstorm, Quipnetto). Quiperine says something like, "well it's quipping time." Cut to quips.
>>68090158
>t-t-t-t-the Director's Cut will save Bat of Butcher v Man of Murder, I swear!
>>68090158
>>68090174
>I am proudly loyal to this megacorporation and will defend it against this other megacorporation on this Bosnian meteorism helping forum even though both of them would gladly sell me to parts right this second if it suited their interests
>>68090016
>That being hype
kys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9naqwR9XnJk
MARVEL VS CAPCOM
>>68090321
And what were you doing?
>Marvel Cinematic Universe? More like Marquip Quipmatic Quipverse xD More mature films like Batman v Superman for mature audiences like me
And I'm not even defending Marvel, I just think it's funny and pretty sad that you actually wrote that, because you can't handle the fact that mainstream audiences like Marvel's capeshit more than the capeshitfest that was BvS.
>>68090361
>kys
go back to twitter you faggot cunt
>>68090451
>I just think it's funny and pretty sad that you actually wrote that, because you can't handle the fact that mainstream audiences like Marvel's capeshit more than the capeshitfest that was BvS.
>mainstream audiences
Marvel confirmed for pleb tier kek
>>68090480
>That shit would be legit hype no lie. I still don't believe you tho.
The irony.
>>68090512
All capeshit is pleb tier, no matter how much
>muh symbolism
you cram into a capeshit flick.
>>68090451
>More mature films like Batman v Superman for mature audiences like me
I didn't even imply that, let alone write, they're both shit, but I'm glad to see you all sweaty and riled up. Wanna keep going?
>>68090539
>BvS was 2deep4u
Holy shit you marvel cucks are pathetic
>>68090597
>Batman v Superman was a deep film
Top kek
>>68090451
>I'm not even defending Marvel
>defends Marvel
Braindead Marvel fans everyonee
>>68089958
I remember this Pasta from when the first Avengers movie came out, nice job
>>68090627
As I said 2deep4u
Marvel fans really are braindead
Not enough quips like "le meowmew?"
>>68090758
>Jesus, Moby Dick and Arthurian legend symbolism that isn't even subtle
>2deep4u
Okay
And BvS had plenty of quips.
>>68090204
It wasn't vaguely funny, samefag
>>68089958
>this threat is so major that not even the combined powers of a billionaire tech genius, a man whose strength basically has no upper limit depending on his mood and a literal god could cope with it
>better get a mentally ill guy with a sword, a hairy manlet with knife fingers, a guy who can punch with his eyes, a weather lady and zappy dan the magnet man to help out
>>68090845
Someone has to distract Grapes while Antman wedges the Infinity Stones out of his gauntlet, it might as well be someone expendable.
>>68090826
i can taste the salt famalam
> it's time you met my friends
They're not my friends.
>>68090882
Same to you, phamigliriano :^)
>>68090845
magneto would btfo the chitauri invasion, crush molinjor (ya know, the METAL hammer) without ever having to touch it, strip thor of his metal armor, utterly rape IRONman etc etc
literally the only threat in the MCU for magneto is the hulk and cosmic entities, but not if you're dumb enough to use a metal gauntlet or large metal hammer to store your infinity stones. Ronan and Thanos would get wrecked
>>68090888
Why would I want them?
>>68090888
Impressive!
>>68090888
>baneposting gets trips
I guess DC wins after all.
>>68090888
>they were trying to bag your prize they work for the one eyed man..
>>68090909
>utterly rape IRONman
>he thinks the Iron Man armor is actually made from iron
Top kek
>>68090940
its made of metal though dipshit.
>>68090909
Nigga please
>>68090952
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
I've literally seen this fake before for Ultron
haha I missed this meme
newfags don't know about this old meme haha
>>68090978
first one in this thread who is longer than a year on /tv/
>>68090958
>not taking the hammer off thor
>shielding the BLOWS
haha retardation. Just magnet the hammer to the moon or just chuck it off into the sun or space. This comic a Thor comic by any chance?
>>68090361
>kys
What kind of nigger speak has reach the depths of /tv/ this time you newfag. Enlighten us.
X-men are terrible and turn anything they touch into a heroes style clusterfuck.
>>68091008
>Just magnet the hammer to the moon or just chuck it off into the sun or space
>into the sun or space
Since when has Magneto been able to do that shit?
>>68091008
Thor wields greater control over Mjolnir than Magneto could with his powers.
>>68090672
There's a difference between an unintended byproduct and your main agenda anon.
>>68091033
he can move metal in the films, remember the finale of DOFP when he chucked the airplane at the sentinels? im sure he can chuck a small metal object upwards at escape velocity. thats all it needs. things dont slow down in space m8
>>68089958
This isn't event remotely true. MCU can't touch the xmen brand let alone the word mutant.
>>68091022
>being this retarded
>>68090158
You need help
>>68091075
Just like Spider-Man :^)
>>68091072
>im sure he can chuck a small metal object upwards at escape velocity
Again, proof.
>>68091008
Magneto can't move Mjolnr
He also can't move Caps shield cuz AMERICA
>>68091072
Mjolnir is mystical in nature dumbass and made of Uru which isn't found on Earth.
>>68091080
>being this much of a faggot.
Still didn't answer my question, cucklife.
>>68091095
ok sorry. he can shuck it at 5 mph, while in space.
im sure you will agree that travel to space would be more than possible with the tech in that universe. (we did it in 1950's..). then he doesnt need to chuck it fast at all, just a push into the void
>>68091106
>he can't decipher a three letter acronym
>>68091072
>things dont slow down in space m8
They will if they're a magical artifact that obeys its masters commands, like summoning said object back to its master.
You know, what Thor can do to Mjolnir.
>>68090909
he's an old man who got beaten by a plastic box
it's also been established in the comics that he can't do anything with vibranium, so he'd get beaten up by the worst avenger
>>68091146
I can't decipher shitty nigger memes from Twitter, yes I'm a normal person you troglodyte.
>>68091125
So you're saying Magneto can go to space in a shuttle like anyone else and then throw something out of the shuttle just like anyone else?
I agree. He still can't do shit to Mjölnir though.
>>68091178
Normal people use Twitter though.
i didnt think it through.
molinjor magically travels back to thor, forgot that. probably not even made of metal, forgot that also. Although the MCU seems to retcon magic to high tec in Asgard, so its probably metal.
>>68091197
So do autists that speak nonsense. A retarded cripple could use Twitter.
>>68091208
Yes, it's made from metal, but it might not be ferromagnetic.
>>68091178
since the other guy is a faggot, kys means kill yourself
>>68091224
So what does that make you, if literal retards understand the abbreviation and you can't?
>>68091246
Thanks senpai
>>68089958
>Out steps Sophie Turner as what was once hot redhead from the X-Men, balding and still sporting a five o'clock shadow
>"YYYURRRRRRRRRHURRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHUURRRRRGGGGGHHHHH *retches in British* *shits and pisses pants*
>>68091237
>>68091208
Odin literally says "FORGED IN THE HEART OF A DYING STAR"
>>68091287
Yes, forged IN the heart of a dying star.
Not FROM.
>>68090044
You forgot Supreme Leader Snoke sending the First Order's fleet to invade Earth.
>>68091268
Not apart of the clinically retarded apparently. Thank God. A fucking new meme is created every two months you can't take a break when some faggot behind a computer tries to act superior because he wastes his time updating his memebook.
>>68091287
so it that saying it is made of iron (i.e dying star cores) ir that it was made under intense heat and pressure, making it extremely dense?
>>68091321
>abbreviations are memes
Toppest of keks.
No really, your inability to figure out what kys means makes you literally retarded.
Civil War post credits spoilers.
Zemo is defeated. Nick Fury is talking to the Avengers about how there's a new threat that's even more powerful than anything they've faced before. Once so powerful that they're going to need some serious help.
Nick Fury says, "it's time you met my friends," and out steps Howard the Duck, Beverly, Switzler, Phil Blumburtt and the Cherry Bombs. Fury says something like, "I was just kidding, it's time to party!." Cut to a music video by the Cherry Bombs called Avian-gers: Civil Fowl.
Screencap this. I can't quack anymore.
>>68091308
Do you not understand the sheer magnitude of what kind of tech/ magic is involved witht hat kind of shit?
>>68091357
What does that have to do with Mjolnir being magnetic or not?
Yes, Mjolnir is so high-tech that it's indistinguishable from literal magic.
>>68091350
Fo ms
try abbreviating that I just shat it out two seconds ago. Go on cool kid.
>>68091382
imyprtbhf
Ignorance, ignorance everywhere
Magneto can manipulate both ferrous and non-ferros metals, and magnetic fields. These powers are consistently shown as mutually exclusive - for the plebs this means that his ability to control metal does not come from his ability to control magnetic fields
>>68091412
>responds with a sound a queef makes
Shit nigga
>>68091382
>try abbreviating that
FM
There, happy?
>>68091449
AM (Amazingly Merry)
People use ITT all the time and noone bats and eye
>>68089958
>Antman whispering in Cap's ear
>"It's okay Cap, I've got your back. You don't need Tony anymore"
>>68091520
>noone
Die. Just... die.
>>68091561
You faggots sure get triggered by the smallest shit. And you have the goddamn nerve to talk about reddit. WEW,
>>68091543
why would he whisper into the ear of a dead man?
>>68091580
Because he whispered BEFORE the man died, duh.
>>68090158
And here is how you take a legitimate criticism and turn it into a meaningless meme.
>>68091652
What does your wife's son say tho?
>>68091652
Quips were never a legit criticism, only ever a meme.
Action movies have one-liners. This is how they should be. Can you imagine what it would be like if Arnold of Bond were serious all the time? It'd be horrible.
>>68091520
I feel kys just doesn't work at all. Kill yourself really salts the wound while kys is just another way to indicate you're kinda cliquey. Why would you even need to abbreviate a word like Fuck you, it's more satisfying to just type the entire word out for the person on the receiving end to see it and eat shit.
>>68091701
>Autism speaks
>>68091701
B-ut it's a SWEAR! He's not used to be able to write SWEARS and get away with it on the internet! In Habbo Hotel, they frown on such unsightly behavior.
>>68091750
Thanks for not abbreviating it, you tool.
>>68091769
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>>68091750
Denise, please... don't stop!
I'm now fapping to your post. That makes you gay (a man fapped to something you did), but me straight (I fap to Denise).
YOUR NAME IS NOW GAYLORD McQUEER!
>>68091687
Right, but the Avengers 1 and 2 really, really take it too far with the stupid shit. Every movie leading up to the avengers had 1 liners, but they never relied on them solely until Joss fuckin Whedon.
>>68091680
4chan was so much funnier before this cuck meme.
>>68091826
I disagree. I find it hilarious and refreshing.
>>68091826
Then it's not a criticism of the Marvel movies, it's a criticism of Joss Whedon. Why whine about "quips" everywhere all the time then?
>>68091826
Well yeah, Joss Whedon is a terrible writer.
More news at 11.
>>68091440
>Ultimate: yes he can lift it
>Regular: No.He fucking cant. Has already tried and failed miserably because its not fucking iron
I have a gf and am ashamed to know this shit.
>>68091269
>image.png
typical twitter user. never visit this site or save its memes again.
>>68091947
>Not forcing comics down your gfs throat
Do i need to come over there?
>>68091948
Don't tell him what to do!
Or do. *I* am NOT telling YOU what to do. Honest!
Bull fucking shit
But what was his power?
