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This was going pretty OK up until the army showed up. Then it turned into YA garbage. The YA genre needs to die.
>>68087915
Shut your whore mouth I loved this movie. Sure the romance with the ayy lmao was unneeded, but other than that I had no complaints.
>>68087915
Chloe should stop making YA flicks
She should go back doing attractive lewdy high school student roles until she hits 30.
I forgot what was the 4th wave?
1st: EMP wave
2nd: Flood the planet
3rd: Bird flu
4th: ?
5th: Train kids into rambo killing machines and trick them into thinking survivors are aliens in disguise
>>68087943
NO U! That forced sequel ending pissed me off. You just know they want to do a Hunger Games type setup. The whole bullshit about making the children kill off the remaining adults is such a dumb premise. These are supposedly hyper intelligent aliens who can make the earth tremor to create tidal waves etc. But they are too dumb to kill a few leftover humans on their own? What a crock.
>>68087915
*SNAP*
>>68088015
She's starting to remind me of Bailey Jay
>>68088045
except Bailey gets better roles
>>68088032
The writer hadn't even wrote the second book you moron. Maybe it'll be a quadrology. Or even a penta...uh, whatever it is in English for book series with five parts.
>But they are too dumb to kill a few leftover humans on their own? What a crock.
They are not. What's more genious than using your enemy against your enemy? Also, they came in a relatively small spaceship. Their bodies are small and incapable of harming people on their own, they need to infest a host.
>>68088016
feminism
>>68088103
AIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
>>68088103
Something tells me he doesn't get enough fresh air
>>68087915
> kill all the teenagers
problem solved.
>>68088045
she'd certainly be a lot more attractive if she had a dick
that teen goth chick was so fucking cringy
>>68088185
if Chloe was a trap it would at least give excuse to her flat chest, manly hands, quarterback shoulders.
She peaked at 8; or however old she was in kickass.
>>68088266
fridge.jpg
>>68087915
kids in movies have always been a problem they ruin every movie they touch
>>68088266
Shes got the curves of a lighthouse
>>68088347
God forbid someone make movies for preteen girls right?
>>68088015
fuck did she got fat
>>68088015
Fuck, her only good asset is dem dicksucker lips
>>68087915
This is a okay film, anon. Let's hope the best for "Neighbors 2" !!! I think her effort works great in the comedy.
>mfw she fucked that dude and in the very next scene you find out he's an ayy lmao
>>68089437
>ywn own chloe as a sex slave and face fuck those lips every day while calling her a worthless slut
>>68088113
So fucking stupid.
A much more compelling version of this same story is The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street. The young adult genre needs to die.
Chloe is adorable but she needs to fire her agent. She takes so many stupid roles that make zero god damn sense.
>>68087915
reddit here. what's YA?
>>68091678
your're mom
>>68091678
young adult
>>68091726
How did the name of a movie that stared Charlize Theron get catagorized as a genre?
>>68087915
I saw Chloe Mortez at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her massive hand shut in front of my face. Her brother Trevor noticed that i was talking to her and he ran toward us be he had trouble running because his chasity device was hurting his crotch. He yelled loudly with nasally voice high pitched "LEAVE HER ALONE". I just walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard them giggle like little girls as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her big hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any career destroying infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by smacking her big lips really loudly. Then she told Trevor to pay for her stuff and told him to carry bag.
>>68087915
Will she save the planet earth from total annihilation at the end of the movie?
>y r u killing all the humens???
>we r just doing what u would do
>no, humens would NEVR kill an entire species
>... oh but u already have
man dat scene gave me goose bumps becasue u know its true, we has killed entire species like the dodo and the dinosaurs so when u think about it we and the aliens are pretty alike
>>68087943
>I loved this movie
>>68092619
the only decent part from this movie, everything else is just garbage
>>68088103
Do you think she became wet during this ?
>>68087915
YA will never die. Teenagers have always looked for self inserty wish fulfilment where they can get back at authority.
As long as teens are teens, YAshit is structurally built into the industry
It will never go away.
>>68088266
Chloe un-fridged
>>68092619
>and the dinosaurs
what the fuck am I reading?
>>68093822
Yeah. From all the sweat pouring from that fat and ugly dude.
>>68096076
Dinosaurs were hunted to extinction by neandertals (human ancestors)
>>68096149
Sheeeit
