>Sensors are picking up long range broad band emissions.
You will never go war dialing with Data in the neutral zone.
>tfw no hasperat-eating Bajoran gf
>tfw no dominion-loving Vorta gf
>tfw no mind-controlling Orion slave gf
>tfw no eternally deceitful Romulan gf
>tfw no heat-hating Andorian gf
>tfw no holographic wingman
Just overload a warp core on me already
>>68080782
Maybe you should ACTUALLY watch ds9 before posting about it. Star Trek is NOT about going to war or doing anything relating to war. Data would not do anything warlike.
Watch the show.
>>68083464
What.
>>68083563
so what are they trying to find out if the romulans are prank calling them?
>>68083630
>Greetings, Federation starship.
>Is your warp core running?>Then you had better catch it.
>>68083563
Well excuse me for not knowing some obscure military terminology. Point still stands.
>>68083720
>military terminology
What.
It's Hollywood terminology.
>The popular name for this technique originated in the 1983 film WarGames.[2] In the film, the protagonist programmed his computer to dial every telephone number in Sunnyvale, California to find other computer systems. Prior to the movie's release, this technique was known as "hammer dialing" or "demon dialing"
>Point still stands.
It has nothing to do with war.
You just keep fucking up again and again.
>>68083778
>war dialing
>WarGames.[2]
>nothing to do with war
Pick one. Data would not have anything to do with war, and you've lost.
>>68083464
Have you confused the Neutral Zone with the Gamma Quadrant? This comment makes no sense, even for /tv/
>>68080782
>tfw will never fly into a sun testing a new shield configuration
>tfw will never see an entire civilisation rise because my ship has become a third pole in its planets tachyon field
>tfw will never meet the last surviver of planetwide destruction only to discover a being so powerful, whose grief caused a genocide
>tfw will never decon chamber
>tfw will never turn a former mining station into a intergalactic hub
>>68083945
The games of WarGames are tic-tac-toe and chess, as in "How about a nice game of chess?".
If you want to tell us that chess is antithetical to Star Trek, then you're even more deranged than I thought.
>>68084052
>>tfw will never decon chamber
Good, that shit was embarrassing.
>"We want the horny teenager audience."
>"Say no more."
>>68084063
Hm...
>>68084100
>Poker isn't Star Trek
The shit you come up with...
>>68084132
>implying you can play poker without money
>>68084141
Fine.
Let me try again.
>>68084100
>Hearts aren't Star Trek
The shit you come up with...
>>68084100
>Bridge isn't Star Trek
The shit you come up with...
>>68084100
>gorilla engagement isn't Star Trek
The shit you come up with...
>>68084205
tfw I can't bring myself to save that pic because it hurts too much
>>68084471
What if this is how Kirk dies in Star Trek Beyond?
>jumps his motorbike off one bridge
>lands on another bridge
>skids, slips, crashes, dies
>"We always knew he'd die on a bridge..."
>>68082050
He should have fucked his child bride when he had the chance
I always wanted to know how the ending to Voyager affected the federation. Like how admiral janeway giving tech that belongs in the future, to the past. I have a head Canon that admiral Janeway's involvement led to the development of the time federation (the ppl who fuck with Voyager in eps like when they go to 1970s San Francisco). They figured they don't want to interfere w/ Voyager's trip home, even to the point of getting them home themselves, because then admiral janeway would never give voyager the tech to get home and destroy that Borg transwarp hub which would fuck shit up for the future
>>68084582
Good then the fucking pain of the reboot will be over
>inb4 magic blood
>>68084806
Isn't the new series set post voyager return?
>>68080782
Commander, can you tell me about your sexual organs?
>>68085028
Jealous of David Livingston's awesome Xenomorph head.
>>68085028
Archer did literally nothing wrong in this episode
