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Host: Russell Crowe
Musical Guest: Margo Price
>>68077125
I have no fucking clue who this musical guest is
Are the old episodes on Hulu missing just the musical acts or are skits cut as well?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XfghwqlmOs
>>68077181
you and me both...
russel crow is awesome though
Will Crowe be terrible?
>>68077181
I think she had a single with Andy Colorado and The Mondo Twins
>>68077497
I don't know who they are either
>>68077481
Do you always ask rhetorical questions in SNL threads?Possibly not.
>>68077509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc508vCz_l4
>>68077481
Hes never been terrible.
Makin' movies, makin' songs, and fightin' round the world!
>>68077542
When was the last time he was in a comedy?
I'm travelling to new york in june, i'm so hyped :^
>$1.99
She bought that off the hustlers
>>68077568
he always does cheeky banter. hes going to be the best host since we've had in a long time.
>>68077570
have sex with me
The feigning eating the hot dog was great
Why is this thread so quiet. Have people actually given up on SNL?
>>68077618
it's 3 minutes in
cool your tits
>>68077618
Russell Crowe has not been relevant in years and the musical guest is pretty much a nobody, so most people aren't even bothering with it.
when Trump makes america great again will he finally cancel SNL and put it out of its misery? It would be the humane thing to do
>>68077631
To be fair, this is kind of uncharacteristically quiet. Probably because it isn't a guest everyone is dying to see.
Why am I watching his las?
>>68077665
He'll bring madtv back
I'm all on the Hillary hate train, but that bit wasn't that funny the first time, let alone the second time.
>and we hate it when a fat old jew gets in our way
I audibly chuckled
>>68077658
russel crowe is making his resurgance to stardom tonirhg.t what better statge?
>>68077665
>wanting to cancel SNL
no hel just put great people on there. the best
>>68077181
It's that lady whose playing Harley Quinn
i fall in love with kate mckinnon a little more every week
Also next week's host is Julia Louis-Dreyfus, so expect Seinfeld cameos
>>68077658
She's getting hyped as the first badass female new country star in a long time....her following is more hipster than traditional Nashville
I listened to that chicks album just last night. it fucking sucked
>>68077675
I'd support that
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
>>68077668
at least the host is someone people have heard of
(though I was pretty stoked for last week)
>>68077686
i'd defintely pay good money to have her sit on my face after she eats some taco bell.
>>68077675
I wouldn't be opposed to a reunion.
Will Russ bring that Straya sense of humor we're all familiar with?
Is Goose going to show up?
>>68077686
The movie looks like garbage, but Kate licking that proton pack made me slightly erect.
>>68077686
that should be a good show
Ha, hi-larious.
>>68077737
his shitposting has already begun
THIS IS ACTUALLY GOOD
ACTUALLY GOOD
FUNNY! (GREAT!)
See, it's funny because these movies aren't comedies.
>this monologue is literally shitposting
god dammit straya
AND I'M JAVERT
246o1
>>68077682
You're thinking of SNL way too highly. I doubt anyone can restart Russell's career. People want new blacks in Hollywood.
>>68077701
That doesn't even make sense.
AND I'M JAVERT
This is a literal ad.
BREAD
VALJEAN
AT LAST
WE SEE EACH OTHER PLAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEVago2PKn0
>>68077836
this was the literal hot tip
That's a funny twist.
is this al sharpton's real theme?
>Disenfrench fires people
I'm gonna miss Kenan when he's gone. God knows how far along in that future that will be, but still.
I can't tell if that "suplex" goof was in character or not.
Because it fits either way.
>>68077813
>restart
when did it ever end?
master and commander? gladiator? hes a fucking legend. you make me sad as fuck criticizing russel fucking crowe. let me guesss, you re a ryna gosling fan? come on1 russel crowe used to be in amazing movesl would you be pissed if robert dinero or was hosting? bruce willis? he was never in a comedy but every loves him. you just wait and see how funny russel is/1
>>68077884
I loled
that would be a good shirt
>>68077891
>I'm going to miss Keenen
why
>>68077905
since he just did it again it was clearly planned
is he fucking up on purpose im confused
aids?
The audience clearly doesn't know that's actually Al Sharpton.
SNL had to remind us that Sasheer is still alive
>>68077925
Because he's amusing? I don't care if he's the "silly reaction face man".
JESUS FUCKING SHIT, IS AL SHARPTON DYING?
>>68077943
who dat ninja?
>>68077935
That's the joke
this niggas head keeps gettin bigger while his body gets smalla! #aids #hopehepassesawaysoon #sharpton #ni**** #stopgiving himattention
>>68077943
that's because al sharpton is basically a skeleton now
>>68077935
Nah, its part of the skit.
Al Sharpton looks like a life-sized bobblehead
Reminder that Sharpton is a snitch. Fuck him.
>>68077956
Let's hope so
His momma called him Clay, IMMA call him clay
>>68077956
He looks like a lollipop. Or like a Mii avatar
>black people apparently hate vermont
maybe I should move
Is Sharpton sick or something?
He looks like the Grim Reaper.
SNEAKY LITTLE RATO
Did you guys watch the repeat at 10?
>>68077978
i hope his head bobbles off his godamned neck
oh and look, the black spkoesman judges someone on his looks lol cant make this shit up
But black people love Trump
>>68078036
that's not what the media wants you to think
DUDE TRUMP SUCKS LMAO
THATS THE JOKE? GET IT?
>>68078024
Is that a cause for concern?
>>68078027
barkley was wearing stretchy pants
>>68078016
To avoid blacks, the key is to go north never South. Blacks hate trees and the cold.
here come the easily offended conservashits
>>68078036
not on tv they dont
@liberalmedia
>>68078048
thank gof for common sense on here
you faggots should be watching the Nikki Glaser standup
No John Kasich?
literally who on the black scale
>>68078006
Sick reference, bro.
>>68078081
literally who
>>68078049
they literally fcant make it through a segment without a lmao trump sketch
thank godf im redpilled and can just laugh at their asses. i feel sorry (sad!) that people are literally influsenced by this shit
>>68078036
there seem to be an awful lot of honkies at the rallies
>>68078098
He's a literally who on any scale.
Why is Keenan so filled with the AIDS? I want SNKel
>>68078081
>woman
>comedy
Pick one.
>>68078081
oh gee if there was only some way we could watch 2 concurrent episodes, or even watch one of them at a later time.
>>68078075
>unable to call them cucks
Good
>>68078027
That sketch where Sandler and Spade played department store girls felt like something from the Kids In The Hall
>>68078122
He's very popular with the blacks. Al Sharpton said he's terrific.
>>68078098
who the hell is that?
>>68078081
lol whoops i forgot
>>68078081
How good is her comedy, on a scale of Amy "Plus-Size" Schumer to Julia Louis-Dryfus? Otherwise, no.
CIA stance
>>68078122
youre the only one noticing. liberals have always been the racist.
Daily reminder that not only were abraham lincon a republican, but al gore's own fucking father was a segragationst!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Gore,_Sr.
look up the civil rights act there. any liberals who want to get red pilled, let me know. i used to be one of you.
>Vanessa Bayer will never bear you a son
Sick ass special effects, yo
Is this pre-recorded or is Crowe doing this somewhere on another set right now?
>>68078232
>she'll mever sit on your face
BEAR ME A SON
This is actually funny
this is the future
I do love a good historical chauvinism joke.....
BEAR ME A SON
>>68078232
I feel the same way, but with Cecily.
Captcha: nicetings cannot
>he likes Aidy
Figures.
I want to behead Kyle Mooney
>>68078269
Would you bear him a son?
>>68078285
is he really that baD?
That was actually good
That was.... almost funny!
>>68078205
>How good is her comedy, on a scale of Amy "Plus-Size" Schumer to Julia Louis-Dryfus?
fuck you this is your fault
I'd fuck that fat cunt then cum on her tits and make her lick it off, but I'd hate myself after.
>>68078284
It's historically true that large women were more desired
wtf is happening in this episode
I want to disembowel Kyle Mooney
Sweet, Elaine.
Boo, a Jonas.
100% on rotten tomatoes bitches
>>68078311
That was Russell's first sketch
>>68078323
glad im not the only one.
by the way, does anyone know who this musical guest is?
Julia! High hopes for next week's episode now
>>68078328
>not understanding the historical context of Henry VIII
>>68078284
back in those days, being fat was sign of wealth.
only the rich could eat enough to get fat
>>68078335
any screen shots of her legs?
>>68078348
you know there will be some decent cameos
I want to waterboard Kyle Mooney
>>68078348
shes so fuckoing cute!
>>68078349
>historical context is what make comedy work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY1l25OiLBM
>russell crowe will never bark at you to bear him a son
>>68078348
well she was a cast member back in the 80's
should be decent
>scarlett johansson will never hypnotize you into doing her bidding
>>68078386
when the joke is about a historical figure.....yes. yes it is.
>>68078379
Every Seinfeld rerun I watch she gets hotter and hotter
I want to fatally poison Kyle Mooney
>>68078377
Kyle Mooney is the funniest person on SNL
>White Jeopardy
>not doing White Jeopardy
did......did they just make a random black teen violence joke?
>>68078410
Thank You!
>>68078435
same here. i was fapping to her a decade ago. shes incrible. glad to see someone else with good taste here! i had no idea she was hosting next week, now im excited as fuck!
>>68078303
Yeah. Him and Louis V would be my two medival bearers.
>>68078464
did...did you just get upset about a joke?
INCEST JOKES INCOMING
Dubsman
is married with children playing in the background?
Dorsia?
>>68078372
Newfags don't know about the Venus of Willendorf as the onetime female beauty ideal.....
>>68078464
Yes, but if you're in NYC, it was led in by a Bernie Sanders commercial narrated by the daughter of Eric Garner, so it balances out.
Ha, this is good.
>Dorsia
>>68078482
No, I'm surprised NBC admitted there is black teen violence
>>68078476
>julia making the "it shrinks!?" face
pete davidson sucks, literally she-ape tier
>>68077570
Don't go to Corona
>ywn massage Cecily's labia and clitoris
>3 holes
>>68078519
His stand up is hilarious, SNL is the problem.
Russell is committing to this.....
He went from mentioning spreading his seed on. Woman to talking about massaging. Labia Majora
>>68078511
Yeah, no. That's not what that is about
is this a kenan reacts skit
He's trying not to corpse.
>>68078516
>New Yorkers
>not keeping it real
>>68078435
Same here. Her brazeness makes me a bit erect. Like a crazy girl who was your friend in high school.
>>68078517
hnnnngh
>>68078533
i dont get it :(
GIMMIE FUE GIMMIE FAH GIMME DAHBAJABABAJABA
>>68078569
Different era, but the same thing. The Venus of Willendorf was a fertility goddess because she was fully fed
>>68078560
I FUCKING TOLD YOU HE WOULD BE THE GOAT! #LEGEND!
>>68078594
i USED
>dodge bonus cash
>excludes all the versions that are even halfway decent
>>68078533
I live in New York City. I've never been to Corona. Queens is an entrance and an exit.
speaking of waterboarding....throw gervais in there too
>>68078594
I used to knwo a girl like her back in college but she was a "friend". still fapped to her stories. shes probably the reason i watch cuck porn (she never fucked blacks but i got off to the thought her her getting big dick)
Nose.
>that nose
Ew
>Game of Silence
Every new drama show NBC comes up with looks worse than the last
>>68078642
It has some decent places. The Queens Center Mall isn't bad. Steinway isn't bad either.
country
and mute
>country
INSTANTLY MUTED
Whos ready for /Leslie/? she hasn't shown up yet so you know damned well shes gonna be on weekend update. also le epic trump jokes! (sad)
>>68078676
>>68078669
She looks like Jewish jewel
>>68078703
Will we ever get Jedidiah again?
>>68078698
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyup
I actually like country music but this fucking sucks.
>country music straight out of Hee Haw
Couldn't mute fast enough.
>country music
I literally turned on catwoman instead
>>68078698
>>68078700
>>68078716
Found the children and/or niggers.
This chick kinda sucks though.
I don't like country, but at least it's not another fucking rapper.
This is some of the most generic country music I've ever heard. Is this basically bro-country for women?
Lets listen to some real country while we all have this muted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5Ts4M3irWM
She's think at least
>>68078747
regardless of how low I get in life, I can take comfort in knowing I will never be as trashy as people who listen to (today's) country music
>>68078776
But she has a tattoo
I'd pay good money for this chick to sit on my face though, lets be honest.
>>68078776
amen
I don't believe for a minute that this chick likes whisky
>>68078753
Country is the worst. Rap is the only music that is getting better. All other music is the same it was 15 years ago. Rock is dead, sad but true.
>>68078776
thick*
RIP in peace Merle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iYY2FQHFwE
who else /drinking/ here? what are you boys sippin on? gin and tonics and an occasional busch here
>>68078792
>Chad
>Paying for sex
Change ya name because Chad you are not.
so apparently that was an actual hee haw tribute?
>>68078790
Today's country is mostly pop influenced garbage
>>68078797
>Rap is the only music that is getting better
It's not like it could possibly get worse.
Those Darlins is the only good active country band
>>68078829
You're not wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY8SwIvxj8o
Ah, margo price is signed to Jack White's label, hence the hipster cred.
I was searching for the connection, and there it is.
>>68078820
>not just skipping the games and paying for it
you don't know what its like to be Chad.professional whores are next level.
TAXIN' TODD
>>68078818
>>68078829
just look at tay tay
you want country, dial up some johnny cash, randy travis, dolly parton
PLEASE HAVE JEDIDIAH THIS WEEK
PLEASE
>>68078867
seagrams gin and canada dry tonic
at least i used real limes tonight instead of the squeeze bottles
>>68078874
That solves it. That was a cool song and her band was great.
HILLARY
CLINTON
B
T
F
O
BERNIE BTFO
HAH
SANDERS ROASTED
RATO JOKE
>>68078881
>just look at tay tay
You mean shit?
>>68078862
That's fantastic.
Why does the black guy get to say all the edgy stuff
MOKIKI DOES THE SLOPPY SWISH
hello rato
PIZZA RATO
OH BECAUSE TED LOOKS LIKE A RAT. LMAO
>2 rato jokes in 1 snl episode
my sides
pizza ted
lol
>>68078921
basically
TED CRUZ
ABSOLUTELY
D
E
S
T
R
Y
E
D
EL RATO
I agree Fuck Ted Cruz. I'm not even a liberal.
If ted is smart, he'll go to other parts of the state and avoid the shithole that is NYC
>black person says "the n-word"
interesting
>>68078955
You don't have to be liberal to hate him
>implying anyone on SNL is a real new yorker
>when you realize SNL cast members make $700000 per episode
come on. im hpapy yall are rich but you're not better than the cunt hillary when you pretend to be a real new yorker. trump is realer than any of these niggas
YESSS!
>All these people complaining about country as if their pleb shit is any better
This is real music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwVFoFbQLR4
Based Kate.
he's not joking about guys selling batteries on the NYC subway. I've seen it.
Well. Guess it could be worse.
I want my Jebediah though.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MOUSE REFERENCES
>>68078962
He has to go where the money is.....shlomo's neighborhood.
>>68078987
Geez lighten up faggot
>>68078987
>when you realize SNL cast members make $700000 per episode
That can't be true. Sauce?
I thought this chick quit the show. Why is she on every other episode
>>68078987
Source on that salary? I really doubt Lorne pays that much
check my OC
>WE'RE SO LIBERAL AND PROGRESSIVE WE CAN MAKE FUN OF NANCY REAGAN FUNERALS!
>>68079020
He must've added extra zeros by accident
>>68079014
So Brooklyn and parts of Manhattan.
>>68079000
Have you ever seen An American Tail?
>>68079020
its not hes a faggot
>say a bunch of quirky non-sequiturs
>look at camera funny
>audience laughs their asses off
Kate McKinnon just plays the same fucking character but with different costumes
>>68079037
Please fuck off
>>68079037
calm down
too much eating
>Search Results
In the late 90s, salaries were scaled depending on the cast member's length of service. New members earned $5,500 per episode.Those in their second years got $6,000 per episode, while long-time members could get as much as $12,500 per episode. Will Ferrell was earning $17,500 per episode in his sixth year in 2001.
Fucking Chad
>>68079037
holy shit do conservatives have thin skins
i mean jesus christ
>>68078818
Eighteen here, so "ginger" ale
>>68079074
It works, though.
>>68079074
She gets away with it cause she's cute
>>68079024
i was guessing but i'm sure i'm within a decimal point. they are still wealthy as fuck. considering they work 20 weeks a year.
ETA- just looked it up- most of them make well over 3 million a year.
husking corn design
lol
That is one happy man.
>le bussel sprouts are gross
SNL wrtiers confirmed for 7 year olds
>that BvS diss
BvS BTFO
DCucks BTFO!!!!!!
>>68079090
I don't i'm enjoying the show. if i hated these people i wouldn't watch. i'm the biggest SNL fan on /tv/!
>>68079114
>ETA- just looked it up- most of them make well over 3 million a year
But not from just SNL. The ratings are not that high and let's be honest, neither is the talent.
>>68079114
sauce?
>>68079114
>looked it up,
>doesn't post link
They're probably making $100-$300k/year
DC cucks BTFO
Keked at the Black China joke
>black china
nice
FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY FUCK KYLE MOONEY
NOOOOOOO
NOT KYLE MOONEY
NOT THIS CHARACTER
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
got a real andy kaufman here
Anyone else want Michael Che to fuck their girlfriend
Why is he still employed?
HEY LOOK IT'S THAT ONE CHARACTER WHERE HE PLAYS A VAGUELY ITALIAN/NEW YORK GUY AND MAKES FUNNY HAND GESTURES
OH WAIT
THAT'S ALL OF THEM
>it's a kyle mooney is on the verge of tears because no one is laughing episode
>>68079193
he's gay
aaaaaaaaand update is dead
Besides the overacting, I know a guy like the character he's playing.
>>68079193
No. Che isn't even funny
>>68079165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EqWN4fT79s
this is shit
Can't they get Neil Hamburger to just ramble for 5 minutes instead of this?
In this thread: people who don't understand antihumor
Bruce Chandling is based in part on Richard Jeni, who was a very successful clean comedian, who did the tonight show many times when that mean something......then he got depressed and killed himself.
>>68079212
update has been worthless for years
I WILL GIVE MY LIFE SAVINGS TO WHOEVER MURDERS KYLE MOONEY
>>68079222
why is 12 years a slave in gay porn?
>>68079241
Oh, we understand it. That doesn't mean it's funny though.
>>68079165
MADS. MADS. WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU.
>>68079251
What am I going to do with $36?
>>68079247
But Richard Jeni was funny.
>>68079249
it was better when cecily was on...but this guy flat out sucks
>>68079222
What is happening there? It literally looks like a retard convention.
Wow that was terrible!
THAT WAS WHAT THEY CHOSE TO CLOSE WEEKEND UPDATE WITH?
>>68079262
No, I don't think you even know who Kyle is.
WU was doing really well until he showed up.
Shame.
>>68079286
West Side Story remake
>>68079286
Capeshit that's going to trigger the fuck out of Tumblr. Bunch of non-asians dressed up like asians.
Anyone noticed Russell crowe has been in about 2 skots and the show is almost over?
>>68079317
kek, that's a good point. we should point out the cultural appropriation
>>68079329
It's like they intentionally decided to not be good
>>68079329
>Skots
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ENGLAND MORE LIKE KEKLAND
I looked up the average salary and its 400,000 a year on average but they do other shit like other shows in new york and radio shows and lets just say they are rich as fuck. they never ride the subway. my source says they get a limo to and from the studio throughout the week
plus if they are worth a damn they make it to hollywood like will ferrel and kristen wig so i'm not going to weep for tehm.
>>68079329
He probably had to be kept separated from Sharpton or else they would fight.
goddammit cecily
>you will never have a wife of fifteen years
I keep forgetting about Russel
Russel is literally the only thing making this watchable
This guy is all of my dad's asshole friends rolled into one.
>>68079405
Please delete this.
pete davidson is just plain awful.
fucking kek
>you now realize how nice cecily's butthole smells
>>68079384
Fighting round the world
for once the she-boon was believable
>4K TV
sure it is
>>68079419
he's not as bad as the guy who just murdered update
>>68079416
reminds me of my mom's husband.
Cows tongue is actually good. Fucking pleb.
>>68079440
I think I speak in behalf of everyone in this thread. Please stop posting.
Russell Crowe you da real mvp
Crowe is fucking hilarious. Best host they've had in a while.
>>68079457
it barely looked 720p
>>68079484
Clearly you've never tried duck pussy
the guy whose died dad on 9/11 bothers me
it's like he doesn't even attempt to act. He just walks around with this swagger like "yeah, my dad died on 9/11. You're pitying me but I don't care. It's how I get jobs. If anything him dying in a national tragedy was better than any inheritance I could have.
fuck this guy
>>68079486
fuck off
we all want to fuck Cecily
>>68079486
>being a prude
i think i have the support of everyone in this thread saying they agree with me.
live a little. this has been a great show!
>>68079518
You're the only one that thinks this
>Cecily will never queef on your face while you're asleep
>>68079537
I don't think he's funny either
>>68079556
>Cecily will ask for a foot massage after a busy night on snl
>>68079556
>ywn sleep in the 69 position with your wife of 15 years.
just end it.
why are these geeks getting so much time?
are they supposed to be pedos?
>Kyle Mooney the center of yet another sketch
FUCKING
TERRIBLE
EPISODE
Great, another pre-recorded "masterpiece".
NEED NEW THREAD!
>20 minutes left
at the rate this thread is moving no we don't
>someone donated their fursuit for this sketch
This entire sketch feels like it was written for lonely island.
who the fuck thought this was funny
who the hell thought this sketch would be funny?
Alright, that puppet head exploding was funny
>>68079657
>not getting that tax writeoff
fur suits are GOAT
but goddamn, russel crowe did what, 2 sketches tonight?
This is one of the funniest SNL's I've seen in like 10 years.
>>68079694
what the fuck are you talking about
and 3
That was beyond terrible. Kyle Mooney should commit sudoku after that.
>>68079685
>>68079686
Well, the audience sure wasn't laughing.
Hm, I bet the big-nosed hick is gonna sing again now.
>>68079695
im to the point of useless drunk and i can't even defend this episofe. i tried but i cant
That Key and Peele movie actually looks fairly funny
>>68079712
one more sketch to squeeze out and it will finally be over
>>68079710
fur suits are a business investment.
Fuck, I was right.
Since everyone is muting lets watch a real country song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPp4_e33o1M
>>68079778
being smart hurts sometimes.
DUDE I'M SAD LOL
DUDE I DRINK A LOT LMAO
DUDE BOYFRIEND PROBLEMS ROFL
This is the epitome of shitty, generic country music
>>68079755
I hate you
>>68079791
That's their worst song, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Google weighment load for about an hour and couldn't post with you guys. :(
>>68079791
how is this country?
it's rock, pure and simple
>hipster country is now a thing
Even the singer looks bored.
>>68079796
>impyling that doesnt in-compass normal people
>>68079809
>>68079820
im drinking alone to the point of vomit and wanted to here some black keyes :) sorry buds
>song uses one of the most basic blues patterns on earth
>Chad will be so lonely when SNL is over
this makes me feel good
>>68079843
Nah, that's trying to do a Loretta Lynn reboot. They saw Brandy Clark has a some success with her album a couple years ago and decided to make themselves another country star.
>>68079891
meh, i'm alright but i don't see how thats funny
>>68079830
"rock" has been so diluted, it doesn't mean anything anymore
N.W.A. just got into the rock and roll hall of fame
Black ninja!
what
the
fuck
>>68079891
yeah i'm fucking alone on a saturday night. been there done that. my dad had a heart attack last night (hes alright) it scared the fuck out of me. i'm drinking and having fun tonight. thought it'd be fun to shitpost with you guys tonight. i need to relax bud.
Muh sides at ooga booga being a ninja
No Asians on the show to be the sensei.
Time for a TUMBLR CAMPAIGN!
Well, so much for ending on a strong note.
ending the show on a high note I see.....
oh god why
I don't recall this episode of Daredevil.
fuck it's the fucking gorilla as a ninja
Fire Emblem Fates Partner Sealing with Kaze on the Conquest Route, the sketch
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Vanessa looking so good tied up
>>68079975
Sorry about your dad.
That said, you shitpost here every week.
>>68079975
>>68079921
you're here every single week
please drink yourself to death
nice cover
>>68079944
it means something to me
>ywn tie Vanessa up and have your way with her
Lol!
This shit loopy,
>because I knew one day I would get a job in not qualified for thanks to affirmative action
>>68080015
thanks.
>>68080021
thanks.
literally only here for SNL threads but yall were funny last week
Is this the worst skit of the season?
>>68080051
Its actually funny
Oh god, this is gonna be a recurring sketch, I just know it.
>>68080064
how. how is this funny
100% stealth rate
vanessa looks FINE in that dress
>>68080051
>>68080051
>>68080051
This was the worst episode in a long time.
>>68080051
the chuck e cheese one was probably the worst so far
Do you think Vanessa wears pretty underwears? Like that lace bra she wore last week
>>68080064
No it isn't.
Lesdog killing as usual
>>68080021
nigga, Chad's new
he's only been here for like the last two weeks
>>68080076
A big black woman like that being a ninja. Those goofy kills and that camera close up.
>>68080085
Haha, it says boobs.
yall are alright, just seemed like you guys didtn take shit so seriouly last episode.
whatre youall drinkin tonight?
>>68080084
Oh please. This was still miles ahead of last fall, when Trump hosted.
>>68080088
>implying she wears underwear
>>68080088
I hope they're green. Redheads look so hot in Green.
>>68080000
How is nobody checking these quads?
I guess some people are too drunk and tired.
dont hold this against me im just having a shitty weekend all around
>>68080126
yeah i forgot when trump shit the bed. i blame the writers sabotaging him.
While we're all still here what are the best and worst episodes of the season?
wtf is this?
Is that Mike Myers son?
>>68080150
this is the worst, arianna (the first iwachte this season) was the best. trumps episode was awful, the worst i've ever seen but i don't know how they count seasons..
LMAO
>>68080178
the inevitable endpoint of modern liberalism
Uh, I guess the idea of a skinny white guy being Oprah is... kinda funny? On a conceptual level, somewhat?
>>68080178
mike obrien absurdist film, not unlike his Jay-Z film.
pretty cool shit.
>another white person as black petson sketch
>>68080205
no not really
Lol the Tom cruise part
I love you guys, thanks for bein here makin me laugh
they had friggin sedakis and they didn't put him in any other sketches!?
I like to imagine at the SNL afterparty orgy there's a bed where Cecily and Vanessa are laying side by side naked and spread out ready to receive cock after cock.
Mike O'Brien prerecorded sketches are always solid. Much better than that Good Neighbor crap. They should've kept him in the main cast.
crowe was okay
otherwise, bad episode, way way way too much mooney
>>68080237
Please fuck off
>>68080237
you suck
>>68080265
Crowe was in literally 4 sketches.
>>68080237
I hope you die slowly and painfully tonight
>>68080258
I'd love to imagine them squatting with their sweaty ass open to squat on everyones faces
Oof, its finally over.
Russell can be pretty damn funny, and WU had some great headline jokes, but that singer sucked and the last 15 minutes were painful. But hey, Elaine next week.
Night /tv/.
Margo's nose is fucking huge
The episode ran a bit long?
>>68080324
It actually ran right on time.
>>68080292
>>68080267
>>68080306
thanks bros, i lol'd yalll are the best. so happy to know i have some dude bros out their to banter with me like this. see yall next week!
Russel Crowe was the best host they've had all season. Dude committed to everything. It shows just how much a good host can improve the show, even when it has shitty writing like tonight.
>>68080298
They were all okay to good though
>>68080307
I'd like to see them letting the entire staff and audience piss in their open mouths while a fucking machine 12 inch BBC dildos pounds them
>>68080259
He probably got Cecily pregnant too many times the abortions were costing them to much
i have a feeling that russell crowe turned down sketches that he personally didnt find at least a little funny. he was excellent in everything he did though.
>>68080373
Pointier than a witch's hat
>>68080150
Elizabeth Banks was the best. Ronda Rousey was the worst by far.
>>68080344
Goose was pretty good too.
>>68080373
COWBOYS SUCK
>>68080373
Cripes, you could cut diamonds with that thing.
>>68080373
>le happy merchantess
>>68080364
too lewd
>>68080373
She kinda looks like a tranny in that pic. Maybe that's why she's getting so much attention while making boring music. She's the first tranny country star
>>68080414
sorry, the Eagles fan in me just had to vent
>>68080467
>Eagles
>>68080488
He's not the only one
>>68080451
>Chad
>posts like a feminized weeb
