Host: Russell Crowe
Musical Guest: Margo Price
>>68077125
I have no fucking clue who this musical guest is
Are the old episodes on Hulu missing just the musical acts or are skits cut as well?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XfghwqlmOs
>>68077181
you and me both...
russel crow is awesome though
Will Crowe be terrible?
>>68077181
I think she had a single with Andy Colorado and The Mondo Twins
>>68077497
I don't know who they are either
>>68077481
Do you always ask rhetorical questions in SNL threads?Possibly not.
>>68077509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc508vCz_l4
>>68077481
Hes never been terrible.
Makin' movies, makin' songs, and fightin' round the world!
>>68077542
When was the last time he was in a comedy?
I'm travelling to new york in june, i'm so hyped :^
>$1.99
She bought that off the hustlers
>>68077568
he always does cheeky banter. hes going to be the best host since we've had in a long time.
>>68077570
have sex with me
The feigning eating the hot dog was great
Why is this thread so quiet. Have people actually given up on SNL?
>>68077618
it's 3 minutes in
cool your tits
>>68077618
Russell Crowe has not been relevant in years and the musical guest is pretty much a nobody, so most people aren't even bothering with it.
when Trump makes america great again will he finally cancel SNL and put it out of its misery? It would be the humane thing to do
>>68077631
To be fair, this is kind of uncharacteristically quiet. Probably because it isn't a guest everyone is dying to see.
Why am I watching his las?
>>68077665
He'll bring madtv back
I'm all on the Hillary hate train, but that bit wasn't that funny the first time, let alone the second time.
>and we hate it when a fat old jew gets in our way
I audibly chuckled
>>68077658
russel crowe is making his resurgance to stardom tonirhg.t what better statge?
>>68077665
>wanting to cancel SNL
no hel just put great people on there. the best
>>68077181
It's that lady whose playing Harley Quinn
i fall in love with kate mckinnon a little more every week
Also next week's host is Julia Louis-Dreyfus, so expect Seinfeld cameos
>>68077658
She's getting hyped as the first badass female new country star in a long time....her following is more hipster than traditional Nashville
I listened to that chicks album just last night. it fucking sucked
>>68077675
I'd support that
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
>>68077668
at least the host is someone people have heard of
(though I was pretty stoked for last week)
>>68077686
i'd defintely pay good money to have her sit on my face after she eats some taco bell.
>>68077675
I wouldn't be opposed to a reunion.
Will Russ bring that Straya sense of humor we're all familiar with?
Is Goose going to show up?
>>68077686
The movie looks like garbage, but Kate licking that proton pack made me slightly erect.
>>68077686
that should be a good show
Ha, hi-larious.
>>68077737
his shitposting has already begun
THIS IS ACTUALLY GOOD
ACTUALLY GOOD
FUNNY! (GREAT!)
See, it's funny because these movies aren't comedies.
>this monologue is literally shitposting
god dammit straya
AND I'M JAVERT
246o1
>>68077682
You're thinking of SNL way too highly. I doubt anyone can restart Russell's career. People want new blacks in Hollywood.
>>68077701
That doesn't even make sense.
AND I'M JAVERT
This is a literal ad.
BREAD
VALJEAN
AT LAST
WE SEE EACH OTHER PLAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEVago2PKn0
>>68077836
this was the literal hot tip
That's a funny twist.
is this al sharpton's real theme?
>Disenfrench fires people
I'm gonna miss Kenan when he's gone. God knows how far along in that future that will be, but still.
I can't tell if that "suplex" goof was in character or not.
Because it fits either way.
>>68077813
>restart
when did it ever end?
master and commander? gladiator? hes a fucking legend. you make me sad as fuck criticizing russel fucking crowe. let me guesss, you re a ryna gosling fan? come on1 russel crowe used to be in amazing movesl would you be pissed if robert dinero or was hosting? bruce willis? he was never in a comedy but every loves him. you just wait and see how funny russel is/1
>>68077884
I loled
that would be a good shirt
>>68077891
>I'm going to miss Keenen
why
>>68077905
since he just did it again it was clearly planned
is he fucking up on purpose im confused
aids?
The audience clearly doesn't know that's actually Al Sharpton.
SNL had to remind us that Sasheer is still alive
>>68077925
Because he's amusing? I don't care if he's the "silly reaction face man".
JESUS FUCKING SHIT, IS AL SHARPTON DYING?
>>68077943
who dat ninja?
>>68077935
That's the joke
this niggas head keeps gettin bigger while his body gets smalla! #aids #hopehepassesawaysoon #sharpton #ni**** #stopgiving himattention
>>68077943
that's because al sharpton is basically a skeleton now
>>68077935
Nah, its part of the skit.
Al Sharpton looks like a life-sized bobblehead
Reminder that Sharpton is a snitch. Fuck him.
>>68077956
Let's hope so
His momma called him Clay, IMMA call him clay
>>68077956
He looks like a lollipop. Or like a Mii avatar
>black people apparently hate vermont
maybe I should move
Is Sharpton sick or something?
He looks like the Grim Reaper.
SNEAKY LITTLE RATO
Did you guys watch the repeat at 10?
>>68077978
i hope his head bobbles off his godamned neck
oh and look, the black spkoesman judges someone on his looks lol cant make this shit up
But black people love Trump
>>68078036
that's not what the media wants you to think
DUDE TRUMP SUCKS LMAO
THATS THE JOKE? GET IT?
>>68078024
Is that a cause for concern?
>>68078027
barkley was wearing stretchy pants
>>68078016
To avoid blacks, the key is to go north never South. Blacks hate trees and the cold.
here come the easily offended conservashits
>>68078036
not on tv they dont
@liberalmedia
>>68078048
thank gof for common sense on here
you faggots should be watching the Nikki Glaser standup
No John Kasich?
literally who on the black scale
>>68078006
Sick reference, bro.
>>68078081
literally who
>>68078049
they literally fcant make it through a segment without a lmao trump sketch
thank godf im redpilled and can just laugh at their asses. i feel sorry (sad!) that people are literally influsenced by this shit
>>68078036
there seem to be an awful lot of honkies at the rallies
>>68078098
He's a literally who on any scale.
Why is Keenan so filled with the AIDS? I want SNKel
>>68078081
>woman
>comedy
Pick one.
>>68078081
oh gee if there was only some way we could watch 2 concurrent episodes, or even watch one of them at a later time.
>>68078075
>unable to call them cucks
Good
>>68078027
That sketch where Sandler and Spade played department store girls felt like something from the Kids In The Hall
>>68078122
He's very popular with the blacks. Al Sharpton said he's terrific.
>>68078098
who the hell is that?
>>68078081
lol whoops i forgot
>>68078081
How good is her comedy, on a scale of Amy "Plus-Size" Schumer to Julia Louis-Dryfus? Otherwise, no.
CIA stance
>>68078122
youre the only one noticing. liberals have always been the racist.
Daily reminder that not only were abraham lincon a republican, but al gore's own fucking father was a segragationst!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Gore,_Sr.
look up the civil rights act there. any liberals who want to get red pilled, let me know. i used to be one of you.
>Vanessa Bayer will never bear you a son
Sick ass special effects, yo
Is this pre-recorded or is Crowe doing this somewhere on another set right now?
>>68078232
>she'll mever sit on your face
BEAR ME A SON
This is actually funny
this is the future
I do love a good historical chauvinism joke.....
BEAR ME A SON
>>68078232
I feel the same way, but with Cecily.
Captcha: nicetings cannot
>he likes Aidy
Figures.
I want to behead Kyle Mooney
>>68078269
Would you bear him a son?
>>68078285
is he really that baD?
That was actually good
That was.... almost funny!
>>68078205
>How good is her comedy, on a scale of Amy "Plus-Size" Schumer to Julia Louis-Dryfus?
fuck you this is your fault
I'd fuck that fat cunt then cum on her tits and make her lick it off, but I'd hate myself after.
>>68078284
It's historically true that large women were more desired
wtf is happening in this episode
I want to disembowel Kyle Mooney
Sweet, Elaine.
Boo, a Jonas.
100% on rotten tomatoes bitches
>>68078311
That was Russell's first sketch
>>68078323
glad im not the only one.
by the way, does anyone know who this musical guest is?
Julia! High hopes for next week's episode now
>>68078328
>not understanding the historical context of Henry VIII
>>68078284
back in those days, being fat was sign of wealth.
only the rich could eat enough to get fat
>>68078335
any screen shots of her legs?
>>68078348
you know there will be some decent cameos
I want to waterboard Kyle Mooney
>>68078348
shes so fuckoing cute!
>>68078349
>historical context is what make comedy work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY1l25OiLBM
>russell crowe will never bark at you to bear him a son
>>68078373
>>68078348
well she was a cast member back in the 80's
should be decent
>scarlett johansson will never hypnotize you into doing her bidding
>>68078386
when the joke is about a historical figure.....yes. yes it is.
>>68078379
Every Seinfeld rerun I watch she gets hotter and hotter
I want to fatally poison Kyle Mooney
>>68078377
Kyle Mooney is the funniest person on SNL
>White Jeopardy
>not doing White Jeopardy
did......did they just make a random black teen violence joke?
>>68078410
Thank You!
>>68078435
same here. i was fapping to her a decade ago. shes incrible. glad to see someone else with good taste here! i had no idea she was hosting next week, now im excited as fuck!
>>68078303
Yeah. Him and Louis V would be my two medival bearers.
>>68078464
did...did you just get upset about a joke?
INCEST JOKES INCOMING
Dubsman
is married with children playing in the background?
Dorsia?
>>68078372
Newfags don't know about the Venus of Willendorf as the onetime female beauty ideal.....
>>68078464
Yes, but if you're in NYC, it was led in by a Bernie Sanders commercial narrated by the daughter of Eric Garner, so it balances out.
Ha, this is good.
>Dorsia
>>68078482
No, I'm surprised NBC admitted there is black teen violence
>>68078476
>julia making the "it shrinks!?" face
pete davidson sucks, literally she-ape tier
>>68077570
Don't go to Corona
>ywn massage Cecily's labia and clitoris
>3 holes
>>68078519
His stand up is hilarious, SNL is the problem.
Russell is committing to this.....
He went from mentioning spreading his seed on. Woman to talking about massaging. Labia Majora
>>68078511
Yeah, no. That's not what that is about
is this a kenan reacts skit
He's trying not to corpse.
>>68078516
>New Yorkers
>not keeping it real
>>68078435
Same here. Her brazeness makes me a bit erect. Like a crazy girl who was your friend in high school.
>>68078517
hnnnngh
>>68078533
i dont get it :(
GIMMIE FUE GIMMIE FAH GIMME DAHBAJABABAJABA
>>68078569
Different era, but the same thing. The Venus of Willendorf was a fertility goddess because she was fully fed
>>68078560
I FUCKING TOLD YOU HE WOULD BE THE GOAT! #LEGEND!
>>68078594
i USED
>dodge bonus cash
>excludes all the versions that are even halfway decent
>>68078533
I live in New York City. I've never been to Corona. Queens is an entrance and an exit.
speaking of waterboarding....throw gervais in there too
>>68078594
I used to knwo a girl like her back in college but she was a "friend". still fapped to her stories. shes probably the reason i watch cuck porn (she never fucked blacks but i got off to the thought her her getting big dick)
Nose.
>that nose
Ew
>Game of Silence
Every new drama show NBC comes up with looks worse than the last
>>68078642
It has some decent places. The Queens Center Mall isn't bad. Steinway isn't bad either.
country
and mute
>country
INSTANTLY MUTED
Whos ready for /Leslie/? she hasn't shown up yet so you know damned well shes gonna be on weekend update. also le epic trump jokes! (sad)
>>68078676
>>68078669
She looks like Jewish jewel
>>68078703
Will we ever get Jedidiah again?
>>68078698
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyup
I actually like country music but this fucking sucks.
>country music straight out of Hee Haw
Couldn't mute fast enough.
>country music
I literally turned on catwoman instead
>>68078698
>>68078700
>>68078716
Found the children and/or niggers.
This chick kinda sucks though.
I don't like country, but at least it's not another fucking rapper.
This is some of the most generic country music I've ever heard. Is this basically bro-country for women?
Lets listen to some real country while we all have this muted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5Ts4M3irWM
She's think at least
>>68078747
regardless of how low I get in life, I can take comfort in knowing I will never be as trashy as people who listen to (today's) country music
>>68078776
But she has a tattoo
I'd pay good money for this chick to sit on my face though, lets be honest.
>>68078776
amen
I don't believe for a minute that this chick likes whisky
>>68078753
Country is the worst. Rap is the only music that is getting better. All other music is the same it was 15 years ago. Rock is dead, sad but true.
>>68078776
thick*
RIP in peace Merle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iYY2FQHFwE
who else /drinking/ here? what are you boys sippin on? gin and tonics and an occasional busch here
>>68078792
>Chad
>Paying for sex
Change ya name because Chad you are not.
so apparently that was an actual hee haw tribute?
>>68078790
Today's country is mostly pop influenced garbage
>>68078797
>Rap is the only music that is getting better
It's not like it could possibly get worse.
Those Darlins is the only good active country band
>>68078829
You're not wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY8SwIvxj8o
>>68078818
Ah, margo price is signed to Jack White's label, hence the hipster cred.
I was searching for the connection, and there it is.
>>68078820
>not just skipping the games and paying for it
you don't know what its like to be Chad.professional whores are next level.
TAXIN' TODD
>>68078818
>>68078829
just look at tay tay
you want country, dial up some johnny cash, randy travis, dolly parton
PLEASE HAVE JEDIDIAH THIS WEEK
PLEASE
>>68078867
seagrams gin and canada dry tonic
at least i used real limes tonight instead of the squeeze bottles
>>68078874
That solves it. That was a cool song and her band was great.
HILLARY
CLINTON
B
T
F
O
BERNIE BTFO
HAH
SANDERS ROASTED
RATO JOKE
>>68078881
>just look at tay tay
You mean shit?
>>68078862
That's fantastic.
Why does the black guy get to say all the edgy stuff
MOKIKI DOES THE SLOPPY SWISH
hello rato
PIZZA RATO
OH BECAUSE TED LOOKS LIKE A RAT. LMAO
>2 rato jokes in 1 snl episode
my sides
pizza ted
lol
>>68078921
basically
TED CRUZ
ABSOLUTELY
D
E
S
T
R
Y
E
D
EL RATO
I agree Fuck Ted Cruz. I'm not even a liberal.
If ted is smart, he'll go to other parts of the state and avoid the shithole that is NYC
>black person says "the n-word"
interesting
>>68078955
You don't have to be liberal to hate him
>implying anyone on SNL is a real new yorker
>when you realize SNL cast members make $700000 per episode
come on. im hpapy yall are rich but you're not better than the cunt hillary when you pretend to be a real new yorker. trump is realer than any of these niggas
YESSS!
>All these people complaining about country as if their pleb shit is any better
This is real music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwVFoFbQLR4
Based Kate.
he's not joking about guys selling batteries on the NYC subway. I've seen it.
Well. Guess it could be worse.
I want my Jebediah though.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MOUSE REFERENCES
>>68078962
He has to go where the money is.....shlomo's neighborhood.
>>68078987
Geez lighten up faggot
>>68078987
>when you realize SNL cast members make $700000 per episode
That can't be true. Sauce?
