Nope, Disney doesn't buy reviews. Don't be ridiculous. Clearly the just make the greatest movies of all time.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68069402
It's not that they make good movies, it's just that they make the best movies. Of all time.
>>68069402
>DCucks anger spilling over to non comic book movies
jesus... I'm worried for them..
>>68069402
>7.5/10
>>68069532
>100%
>>68069605
>everyone agreed it was OK, nothing special
hmm then why didn't they buy reviews for Brave, Cars, Cars 2, Thor 2, Good Dinosaur, Bolt etc etc??? :O
it makes no sense :( Disney pays for reviews I know but what about thooooose? DDDD:
>>68069402
I bet this movie was a lot of fun. Fun is what makes a movie good. It is the only thing. Fun.
>>68069402
Maybe it's just a good movie
>>68069677
>>68069680
Maybe it's a mediocre retread of a good movie, but people stopped caring about that kind of thing around, oh, 2008.
>>68069605
>20 people agree it's a 3/4 stars
>vs 100 people agreeing Godfather is a 10/10, 20 being idiots
>>68069402
they had 3 disastrous flops and POTC5 budget is balloning the fuck up
of course they're doing preemptive damage control paying for good reviews
>>68069402
This movie looks incredible. Fuck off, Dcuck.
>>68069402
>7.5/10
>>68069402
Finally, after years of anticipation KidKino is here.
B R A V O F A V R E A U
>>68069402
Thank god he was able to bring a touch of lightness to the fucking JUNGLEBOOK!
B R A V O F A V R E A U
>>68070039
My biggest qualm with the original is that it just wasn't fun enough. It could definitely use a major funfusion, imho
>>68069512
kek
WHERE ALL MY EVANSFACES AT?
>>68070336
>>68069490
critics don't take seriously kids films.
if they can watch the whole thing without wanting to kill themselves is a 10/10 film
>>68069402
Dude, they don't by reviews. Disney just makes good movies and they always have. Are you honestly going to sit there and tell me that Beauty and the Beast, Cinderella, and Lion king are not 100% unfiltered KINO? Get of Disney's dick, bro.
>>68069402
already has better reviews than Civil War
marvel virgins on suicide watch!
it's no secret that di$ney is paying for these type of reviews. they have making box office hits down to a science.
like paying off critics is the first step to having a successful movie. also paying for bad reviews for the competition.
Post yfw
>200 reviews
>100%
>DCucks collective suicide
>It's a /tv/ doesn't understand Rotten Tomatoes thread.
>it's a /tv/ doesn't understand how critics judge a movie thread
>it's a /tv/ doesn't understand family films thread
Literal autism in here. I think someone finally broke all the manchildren that have no place else to go. There is so much sad anger, so much impotent rage. This is what Black Philip meant about living deliciously, I suspect, because this is wonderful.
>>68069740
The Godfather is the ultimate pleb test
>>68069932
are you a literal pleb?
A Little Princess
Babe: Pig in the City
E.T.
>>68069402
>Movies with divisive reviews upon release:
Empire Strikes Back, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Shining, Citizen Kane, Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Psycho
>Movies with glowing reviews upon release
Disneyshite
>>68070449
but the average critic is a gigantic fucking pleb...
>>68070743
The Shining is terrible
Empire Strikes Back is terrible and a movie for children
Fight Club is mostly terrible
Fear and Loathing... is egregiously terrible
>>68070807
List some Kino, Curly Jefferson.
>>68069716
Have you seen it? How would you know?
Yeah I mean, that's why The Good Dinosaur got shat on. Because they buy reviews
>>68070743
Yeah
>>68070843
Iron Man, Iron Man 2, Iron Man 3, Captain America, Capatin America: Winter Soldier, Avengers, Thor, Thor:The Dark World, Age of Ultron, Ant-Man, Captain America: Civil War, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Incredible Hulk
>>68070707
>Normies like it so it's a shitty movie REEEEEEEEEE
>>68069402
>Everything I don't like is popular.
>Maybe I have shit taste?
>No, it's obviously a conspiracy.
>>68070843
the most recent kino movies I watched include:
Last Life in the Universe, Tropical Malady, Pina, Paris, Texas, Welfare, Imitation of Life
>>68070866
OUCH, DAYUM SON. LAY THAT SMACK DOWN ON THAT FAGGOT. MOOVE BITCH! GET OUT DA WAY GET OUT DA WAY CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY AND SUPERMAN DAT HO!
>>68070955
nope
some stuff that normies like is good
The Godfather does not fall into that category
>>68070449
Zootopia was not a kids film pal.
Did you even watch it?
>>68071024
>>68069634
Sometimes they buy bad reviews so it's not too obvious it's a conspiracy. Just the same way I'm paid by Disney to make the idea that it's a conspiracy sound really stupid.
>>68070492
>>68071055
it's very helpful that plebs always have recourse to the same memes
>>68071029
Yes. It was schizophrenic garbage wrapped in a metaphor about crack cocaine. But furries are an unsung demographic and they came out in force.
Also, you best be trolling, nigger. Zootopia was most certainly a kid's film.
>>68071089
>>68071024
>N-no... It has nothing to do with normies liking it... I swear!
>>68071055
Sick blade, bro. Where'd you get it forged?
>>68071133
>>68071123
you guys make people who like the Godfather look really good
keep it up me mates!
I hate this, Marvel capeshit is always high.
>>68069402
THEY MAKE THE BEST FUCKING FILMS
>>68071173
You make contrarian faggots look really bad.
Keep it up hotpockets!
>>68070645
BvS was their Great Disappointment. Now they're in full cognitive dissonance mode.
>>68071309
how? because I stated my opinion? yes, that must make me look awful. I used words instead of the most hilarious pictures which only the wittiest of lads could come up with.
>>68071405
I bet you love The Pest you filthy neckbeard
>>68071449
you're weird
>>68070645
>It's a neckbeards pretend the Witch was high art post
>>68071173
>>68071309
Just fuck already, you two
>>68071405
you have shit taste m8. get over it.
>muh unique opinion
>>68071502
not that guy but The Witch is good. Not high art but pretty darned good as far as mainstream American horror goes.
>>68071533
>my taste is good because I like a movie that about 95% of the population loves
seems like practically every person who watches movies has good taste then am I right fella?
>>68069402
>average rating 7.5/10
>across 19 reviews
>none of which are done by professional critics
>greatest movie of all time
I don't have an image for how low quality this b8 is.
>>68070039
>He doesn't down the book is dark as fuck
>>68071573
You basically just said right now that you don't like The Godfather because 95% of people like it. You are a contrarian faggot for the sake of being a contrarian faggot.
>>68071539
The Witch was overrated hack garbage.
>>68071573
You're so special for not liking the Godfather. I want to be just like you when I grow up. Here's to the five percent!
>>68071657
your reading comprehension is a wonder to behold
>>68071672
It insists upon itself.
>>68069402
Disney has more than enough critical failures and major box office flops to say they don't get a free pass from critics. John Carter, The Lone Ranger, Tomorrowland, etc.
>>68071728
I liked "The Money Pit." That is my response to that.
>>68070134
>>68069512
>butthurt obsession with DC
>it's a Disney has to do another remake of a beloved classic because their own original ideas don't perform well episode
>>68071753
>>68071753
>Box Office = Critical Reception
The movies you listed were not screened for critics.
>>68071777
Well there you go.
>>68071824
The ones in OP picture are not professional so?
>>68071924
>>68071792
I like that movie, too.
>>68071924
I liked that move too
>>68071924
I liked that movie too.
>>68071924
I liked that movie too
>>68071924
I liked that move too
>>68071924
I liked that movie four
>>68071728
now you're just meming, ive heard that before.
>>68072264
Its from Family Guy.
The spicy opinions of a hack.
>>68072264
I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it, and can only get to the part here the three guys are sitting in the easy chairs speaking Italian.
To be fair, it looks good and if im lucky one movie a year will catch my interest enough to go to the imax theater to see it and i'll be seeing the jungle book next week.
>>68071824
No wide-release movie is not screened for critics. Bailing on pre-release screening is basically admitting you KNOW your movie is a pile of crap in an even more telling way than embargoing reviews until the day before release.
>>68072413
literal pleb.
just take some adderal or accept you're a pleb.
>>68072535
Which was the case with each of those movies.
>>68071539
>mainstream
>>68069605
>I don't understand how rotten tomatoes works
Jesus Christ I thought you had to be 18 to post here? Why is everyone a fucking retard?
https://twitter.com/Lord_Mandalore/status/718964011543478272
LOL
>>68070952
>Not listing them in release order
Fuck, you DCucks can't even false flag right
>>68072857
>Simon Miraudo
>"Film critic. Opinions are mine and by mine I mean transmitted to me for broadcast by Intergalactic Chancellor Snerl. Hail Snerl!"
>his opinion influences a film's RT score
>people think RT is valid
>>68072857
KEK
>>68069746
What flops?
>>68072857
>Nobody used the word fun
>TRIGGERED/10
>>68072857
>go to simon's twitter
>first post I see is about mansplaining
it's good he's being btfo right now
>>68072857
Based as fuck
>>68072857
>Suddenly Trump
Why am i laughing?
>>68069402
>DISNEY
>PAYS
>4 REVIEWS
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
>>68072857
https://twitter.com/simonmiraudo/status/718734053944352769
I'm gonna look at his other RT reviews now
>>68072857
keep shitty politics out of my movie reviews reeee
>>68072857
>original score: 3/5
Isn't Rotten Tomatoes owned by WB?
>>68073140
>The Brothers Grimsby (2016)
>With almost no regard for what's socially acceptable and targets as seemingly untouchable as sick children, the poor and Daniel Radcliffe, Grimsby gleefully spits (among other things) on the very idea of careful comedy.
Wow I regret it already
>>68072857
He's such a funny dude
>>68073185
Is that crying Jordan on his shirt?
Jesus Christ, these are the people we're supposed to trust with movie reviews?
>>68069402
Movie looks comfy and fun as fuck.
Screw you guys.
>>68073185
>Australia
>>68073178
DIDNEY PAY CRITICS
>>68073206
looks like tyler the creator, which is worse
>>68072857
that mandalore guy seemed sort of unfounded
https://studentedge.com.au/article/movie-review-the-jungle-book
then I read the review and this guy is like mr fantastic for stretching
>>68073178
Yes. Unfortunately for them, critics are owned by Disney.
>>68072781
if it is playing at a Cineplex then there is a 94% chance that it is mainstream
The Witch had a wide release and even plebs went to go see it
>>68072857
Oh look pol shit
>>68073256
RE-RE-RE-RE-REKT! YOU TELL EM, SENPAI
>>68069402
>Disney buys every reviewer from every country and nobody ever has denied them and exposed their attempts
dccuck PLEASE
>>68073435
>the company that owns Marvel, Star Wars, Disney animation, and Pixar buys every reviewer
Seems a little less far-fetched when you put it like that.
It could also be that most critics are just all too eager to suck Disney's dick.
>>68073153
make me goy ;)
>>68073427
le thank you m7
>>68071257
Thor 1 was literally one of the worst movies I'd ever seen. Haven't watched the others and I avoided Avengers because of it. Fuck capeshit.
>>68073387
>guy wants to see movie reviews
>completely off-topic trump shit as the highlight of one
>asks the guy what he means and he gets defensive
He seems more irritated and less pro Trump
>>68073469
Why is there no proof from someone exposing their attempts to buy them? Would be a great clickbait title to be the guy that exposed disney. Especially because that shit runs rampant in videogame reviewers, and people have gotten exposed all the time.
To think EVERY REVIEWER has been bought off is just laughable, someone would spill the beans
>>68071924
I like that movie too
>>68069402
I knew it tbqh.
they want that bollywood market so bad.
>>68073562
The proof is that every movie I don't like, critic like. What more proof do you need?
>>68072857
What's even the problem here?
>>68073950
Someone had the nerve to interpret a movie wrong.
>>68072857
>being so obsessed with trump you think about him at the movies
Liberals have an unhealthy obsession
>>68073950
>TRUMP IS BAD headlining a movie review
It has nothing to do with anything
>>68073562
They aren't literally buying them, but they are very good at persuading critics by jetting them out to d23, giving them free shit, etc. That's actually fairly well known and openly discussed in the industry.
>>68074044
>old movie ends with out of place foreigner going home.
>whats trump got to do with this.
>>68074257
Errrrrrvruhthang
>>68074257
Remember the wall?
>>68074906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXp8Th41rBs
>>68071029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQeH7E69Oxo
rt is owned by wb
>>68070645
So much this.
>>68073178
Yes it is. But shhhhh.
