In this thread, we write an apology letter to George.
Dear George Lucas,
Please come back.
>>68042725
I'm sorry you lost all of your talent as a filmmaker.
Sincerely, 4chan's /tv/.
Sorry about all the manchillins who can't let go of a 40 year old children's movie. Nice job on selling out for Billions.
cheers,
normal people
>>68042725
P.S you look like a bearded dragon. You stupid fuck.
Dear George,
>>68042802
i fucked ur mum
>>68042725
You used too much CGI and your dialogue was sometimes boring, but...
DISNEY IS FUCKING UP YOUR FRANCHISE. WEAK FEMALE LEADS, NONSENSICAL PLOT POINTS, PANDERING TO AS WIDE AN AUDIENCE AS POSSIBLE. PLEASE COME BACK GEORGE
>>68042725
Hi, I'm doing this tonight
You're probably gonna start a fight
I know this can't be right
Hey, Georgey come on
I loved you endlessly
Then you weren't there for me
So now it's time to leave
And make it alone
>>68042769
>>68042770
Whoa.
>>68042725
WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN ADELAIDE, YOU HACK?
I JUST CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT.
>>68042821
>pandering to a wide audience
>implying the man who created the Ewoks and JarJar wasnt doing the exact same thing
Disney knows how to be crowd pleasing. George tried and failed.
>>68042725
I wrote but you still ain't callin. I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom.
>>68042725
I am sorry you still haven't killed yourself yet. You massacred your franchise and you left it a shell of its former self. Under the guidance of Disney, your zombie creation stumbles forward under a misguided road built on "progressive" ideals and injustices as defined by social warriors. A franchise that was for many generations a part of their childhood is a depressing vehicle for the next generations self righteous agendas. The hero's journey has been replaced by dialog that panders to nostalgia. Self referencing pop culture satire that is so terrible that not even Seth McFarlane's writers would stoop so low as to quip it on their shows.
I am sorry that you are not dead yet. I am sorry you have not killed yourself. You have only yourself to blame. I hope that one day you'll realize that you fucked up your beloved franchise, just as bad as you fucked over your first wife.
P.S.
Nobody was laughing with you, they were laughing at you.
>>68042725
Dear George,
you're a big guy for me.
Sincerely,
Anon
>>68042780
it's crazy to think he got ripped off
he should have held out for more
Somebody compile it
>>68043003
It was the largest buyout of a privately held company with a single owner
His stock has doubled in price since then. He got a hell of a deal.
>>68042725
I LOVE YOU GEORGE
>>68042725
fuck you George I'm glad your gone.
https://youtu.be/2jzZOgLH4KU
>>68043001
You say it how it is, brother.
Dear Star Wars fan,
I meant to write you sooner but I've just been busy
You said your waifu's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on a Jar Jar cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the premiere, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists, too?
I say that shit just clowning dogg,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Anon, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your waifu need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doing just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Anon
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his anime waifu body pillow in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was...
it was you
Damn!
>>68043734
>Jar Jar Cap
>>68043001
May the big guy be with you
>>68042725
Hi it's anon, I'm just going to say a few things.
You're doing a great job
Also I like your little beard
One more thing, um, you should wear tighter trousers
