>1.59m, 80 pound midget girl with spaghetti arms wearing three layers of clothes and a huge heavy jacket punches a metal teflon-coated plasma fiber nazi WW2 helmet - victim does three double back-flips and flies backwards into the wall 30 feet away, knocking out his other crony trooper on the way and snaps his spine.
>Our "Fem-tagonist" then sprints for half mile whilst yelling at her athletic but bumbling African American male sidekick to 'keep up'.
>Muh Sides
>Muh Feminist Machine
>The hero women need
>>68037308
>>68037308
>>68037326
nice meme faggot, and I'm sure you spent so much time with a stupid smug look on your face thinking how oh so ironically funny /tv/ would find it and you'd get all the (you)s, but why not try getting a real job rather than shitpostgin on 4chan's reddit page and eating pizza pockets.
>>68037350
Don't faggot the diversity quota crew taking on the white nationalists that is the empire.
Jews, not even once.
>>68037326
>>68037308
>this is the future that han solo died for
There are people in this thread that actually think this is a Star Wars movie
>>68037489
I forgot Han died. Wasn't that something, I guess.
>>68037326
Why is her face like that?
>>68037350
Hi dumblr!
>>68037308
>next hollywood film
>set in ww2
>an 18 year old girl manages to kill an entire nazi fleet by herself and also rescues thousands of prisons from 1 camp
>>68037308
>>68037385
>>68037489
in a universe of space wizards and space magic, who fuckin cares.
>>68037671
>it's just a movie
xd got them good
>>68037308
I like Disney princesses, desu
>>68037739
>it's more than a movie! these things are important!
wow you sure showed me.
>>68037810
Why are you here? Other than to funpost?
>>68037823
Funposting is fun :D
>Rouge One
>>68037308
How do you know she is human? What if she is some alien species or something?
>>68037823
To talk about movies instead of nitpicking them to death.
I thought this was going to be a Boba Fett movie
>>68037308
ITT
>what is the force?
>>68039358
I think the Boba Fett movie was supposed to be directed by Josh Trank but after the fiasco that was Fantastic Four this happened. It's too bad since I was waiting to see Trank make a Star Wars film that was grounded and realistic.
IT'S ROGUE NOT FUCKING ROUGE YOU DUMB FUCKING ANGLO CUMRAG IS THAT TOO HARD TO PROCEED IN YOUR TINY FAGGOT COCKSUCKING BRAIN??
You know, when you put it that way, making up things that never happened in the trailer, then yeah that seems pretty bad.
I too remember that scene where she sprints half a mile, and that african american sidekick? What a character that totally exists that was, great casting too.
>>68039959
did you see the part where she was about to penetrate the imperial general with the dope cape with a huge black strap-on? i cant believe disney went so risque. theyre taking risks with this film.
>>68037308
Imagine being N4-PR in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jyn Erso, you fuckin' fine, all rebellious with your tight body and horrific gungan monster face. I would totally have blaster shootout with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is nap for another 16 years on his favourite bench. Like seriously imagine having to be N4-PR and not only sit in that bench while Felicity Jones flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable CGI barely concealing her rat-like teeth and ragged hair, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that coreography. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her rebellious attitude as everyone on empire tells her she's STILL GOT IT REBEL SCUM and DAMN, JYN ERSO FLIES LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her Huttish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Twilek-whores and younglings and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the sandhuts in Naboo. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her shitstained tunic as she kills your friend and quips suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "jabbasque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with jedi trainers in the previous months. And then the emperor calls for another assault, and you know you could kill every single person in the death star before Vader could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking N4-PR. You're not going to lose your future sleepy times over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>68037308
Fuck off.
>>68039988
Yeah, that was really surprising. I can't believe they got away not only with making it so BIG and BLACK, but did you see just how veiny it was? That was a bold choice on Disney's part.
>>68040089
truly the dawn of FORCEKINO
>>68040009
this doesn't work because she's actually hot,
>i made like 8 of these
i love this meme
>>68039806
Trank was in line to direct Ep-9, not one of the Anthology movies. He blew it big time.
>>68040435
I have her nude scene webm
>>68041801
Postit!!! NoA
>>68041801
don't b greedy m8
sharing is caring
Will star wars ever have a male lead again?
>>68041978
Having a male lead in 2016 is sexist.
>>68041915
Perky white rebellion tits
>>68037308
What do you mean anon, don't you think it's entertaining when your heroes can do everything right and never have to struggle to overcome anything or be liked/accepted by anyone?
Why don't these faggots watch Miyazaki's movies? He's been writing great female characters since before a lot of us were born.
>>68042048
They'll just keep doing this shit until the media stops congratulating them for it.
>>68037308
She's a cutie tho.
There should be a golden bikini scene with her.
>>68040539
Will every Star Wars movie from now on have an unintentionally memetic Storm Trooper?
>>68042183
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VUmIL0McDD0
>>68042230
we can only hope
>when all of them are revealed and they point to a supreme meme that has been fortold
>>68042323
Star Wars Episode X
A Storm of Memes
>>68042260
Tkanx based anon.
>muh realism in muh space wizard movies
>>68042230
Nope. The Han Solo movie will be about how his stronk mother fought opression and raised him without needing a man.
>>68039219
kek
>>68037538
J-Law is her stunt double.
>>68037350
wtf is a pizza picket
>>68042062
pale girls are incredible
>>68042230
Imagine if Disney ever got the balls to make a movie just about stormtroopers doing stormtrooper stuff. 2 hole hours of golden meme potential. It would be glorious.Memes aside, that'd be fucking neato and I'd watch the shit out of that. Along with maybe Sheev, stormtroopers are literally the greatest thing to come out of star wars.
>>68037308
I'm going to see this kinö 12 times in the cinéma!
>>68037308
You can't even spell R O G U E you dumb fucking nigger
>>68045469
I want a Stormtrooper movie like a toned down Dredd where the MCs don't take off their helmets. Where their personalities shine through despite their concealed faces.
Kinda like Republic Commando.
Unfortunately it'd be too big of a risk, Disney would never go for it and too few actors are as based as Karl Urban.
>>68045469
>N4-P4
I'm loving this meme.
>>68045530
Its pretty great, yeah.
>>68041534
noice
don't forget
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