Why hasn't he changed?

>>68035171
Because he's barely out of his teenage years as a wookie.

>>68035171
wookies age slower

>>68035171
Wookies live a long ass time compared to humans

"Han and Harry...and the Hendersons", coming to a theater near you.

Somebody post a pic of Harrison Ford wearing that gay-ass earring.

>muh wookies age slower meme
Look, if you have to EXPLAIN this fact to EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO EVER WATCHED YOUR MOVIE and incessantly complains about it, then you've FAILED YOUR JOB AS A DIRECTOR.

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>>68035365
>its the directors fault I'm a retard

>>68035391
Nice try JJhack but you dropped the ball completely, what a joke

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>>68035409
>damage control
he didn't age between III and IV either retard

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>>68035171

Why did Han get smaller in the bottom picture

>>68035448
Men don't age much between 20 and 30

They only go full JUST when they reach 50-60

>>68035732
>Wookiees
>Men
pick one

>>68035171
almost like it's possible for aliens to not age the same way as humans.

>>68035171
What makes a wookie age slower if its size and overall physicality are so similar to humans?

>>68035898

fantasy

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>>68035171
Why does he never make use of his upper body strength?

>>68035898
Because they aren't giant pussies and tell aging "fuck off or I'll tear your arms off!"

So aging decided it was best not to bother Wookies.

>>68035171
I just want to see him rip someones fucking arm off.

>>68035898
Telomeres and shit, son.

>>68036000
Why isn't anyone taking pictures with their phone?

>>68035171
Wookies live for like 300 years. Normie get out REEEEEEEEE

>>68036308
Get this squirt... They hadn't been invented yet!

>>68037700
Does "squirt" refer to jizz like they were just freshly jizzed out?

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>>68035204
>>68035211
>>68035237
I can accept that, tho his suit looks weird, like he actually got younger. I can't put my finger on it.

>>68038701
You mean his suit now looks like there was more of a budget dedicated to making it look more Hollywood ?

>>68038701
Higher quality, because this time around they actually give a shit.

>>68038701
Maybe he shaved a little.

>>68035171

chewbaccas live for 2000 years dipshit

>>68039265
>because this time around they actually give a shit.

anon there is shitposting and then there is malicious lying

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>>68035171
He looks more like an old woman's shitzhu

>>68040389

Wookies live for 300+ years.

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>>68035365
he's an alien and it's already spelled out quite clearly that they can live a long fucking time

>>68035171
Wookiees age like fine wine. I bet Lumpawaroo is looking pretty handsome these days.

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>>68035171
Best shampoo on tatooine

Jabba's Cum

>>68036000
>>68037700
Wish they did exist though. I always wonder how long it took Ed to get up there, and how long it took for him to figure out the best way up. I'd have loved to see it.

>>68035171
He's 200 (wookie prime)in a new hope 30 more years doesn't mean shit.

>>68043265
what le fuck is that

>>68035448
hehe............................memes