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Look I'm just trying to settle a bet right now. Friend and I are trying to explain who would win in a fight between Every character Nicholas Cage has acted as, versus every character Adam Sandler has acted as. I personally think Sandler would win because he just has so many God damn movies, but my friend is convinced Cage would win because of Next and Magician's Apprentice.
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Punch-Drunk Love Sandler is basically Superman so, Nic's kinda fucked in this one, OP.
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>>68033222
I didn't even think about that one. I was more preoccupied with Zohan (who is pretty much muslim Superman) and Click (because time distortion)
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>implying this is even a contest
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>>68033308
We might be looking at the dawn of the Justice Society of Sandler.
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>Ghost rider
>Con Air
>The Rock - FBI bio chemical weapons expert
>Face off - both Cage and Travolta's characters
>Two separate movies where he can predict the future
>Countless movies where he is some sort of cop/agent
Nic wins
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>>68033179
>Ghost Rider
>Kick-Ass
>The Sorcerer's Apprentice
>Season of the Witch
>Next
Nic wins unless Adam's character from Click has the universal remote control.
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Nicky can just release the evil and be done with the lot.
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I bench strippers for reps.
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>>68033308
but Cage in Knowing cancels out Sandler's Click
I wish I had friends to have these conversations with
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>>68033222
wut? please explain
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>>68033512
to clarify, I mean Little Nicky.
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>Son of Satan
>Dracula
>Cobbler man
>Clicker

Sandler has some decent powers, actually.

little nicky could take out Ghost Rider. The magician could be handled by either Dracula or Cobblerino.

Any of Cage's operator roles can be taken out with Clickin.
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>>68035687
Click is fucking broken, just pause time and neck snap everyone. Unless the Cage from "Next" predicts the future and stop him from pressing the button.
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>>68033179
Batman.
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>>68033179
>I personally think Sandler would win because he just has so many God damn movies
And Nicholas Cage hasn't?
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Underrated thread. Could they summon other charachetrs? Can adam bring in chris farley or bill cosby or the odoyle family?
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>>68033179
Are you saying Nick can beat The Zohan? Toon Sandler?
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>>68033381
all moot with click
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>>68035687
>little nicky could take out Ghost Rider
the entire plot of Ghost Rider is taking out the son of Marvel's devil
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Great now my friends and I are arguing about this
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>>68033405
The remote accidentally fast forwarded through the fight so its ok.
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>>68033680
But int he rather easy to kill, pretty sure he gets killed multiple time in that movie.
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>>68037062
Which is moot with sorcerer's apprentice, cuck.
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Nick Cage angel can take out Little Nicky
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The answer is Jim Carrey.
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>>68037159
But he is taken out because in Ghost rider, the son is so god damn evil, and then pulls a thousand evil souls into himself. Letting ghost riders eye power megarape him.

Little nikki is not evil... at all...

Ghost riders strongest power would not even work on him.
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>>68037062
Could the Click remote even work on a demonic being?
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