ITT: Comediennes boys will never understand
DUDE BEING A DRUNKEN LARDASS SLUT IS COOL LMAO #FUCKDIGNITY
>>68016666
Quads wills Schumer is the funniest Femmedian
>>68016666
She has above average foot game tbf
>>68016666
>Im a size 6
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68016684
>WAAAAAAH FEMALE COMEDIENNE SHOULD BE A CATHOLIC SHY SCHOOLGIRL BECAUSE OTHERWISE SHE REMINDS OF THOSE CRUEL PARTYING SLUTS IN HIGH SCHOOL
>>68016666
nice feet
>>68016684
Who is Zack Galifankqyoas
christ that's some shit-tier photoshop work
>>68016975
This is /tv/ in a nutshell.
>>68016666
>new
I honestly want to know who she sucked and fucked to blow up in the last year. She has been around for fucking years. Multiple stand up specials and 2-3 season into her show she out of the blue is on covers of magazines, internet news articles, has her own movie, being hailed as this comedic feminist icon. It all happened at once.
>>68016975
Hello leftist cuckold
i hope she is laying on a picture cause those would me massivly uncomfortable
Threadly reminder:
http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/05/entertainment/amy-schumer-glamour-body-shaming-feat/index.html
>there's nothing wrong with being plus size
>I'm totally not plus size tho, and I'm offended they called me plus size
>not that there would be anything wrong with that
>but I'm not
Which is it, Amy?
>>68016666
>be a comedian
>can't make 49% of the population laugh
Ouch, you must not be that great at your job.
Also
>Satan quads
>wasted on shit bait
Just end it.
An ugly unattractive woman that became famous because of nepotism and stealing other people's jokes thats being shoved down our throats by the media as beautiful and original.
1/10 troll thread
>>68017065
She's jewish.
>>68016975
But she wants to be treated with respect when she acts like a fat drunken dirty slut...If you act like a dog people will treat you like a dog, that simple.
>>68017439
>just virgin things
>>68018771
Maybe, maybe not. Maybe go fuck yourself. However, it doesn't change the fact. And why are you defending Amy JewJew in the first place?
>>68016666
>comedienne
That's an oxymoron
>>68016666
>will never understand
I don't think 'understand' is the correct word, here.
'find funny' is more like it.
And the reason for that is nothing to do with gender. She is simply not funny at all, like many male comedians.
In fact, people talk of sexism but the paying field is NOT level in any way. Schumer is hyped WAY beyond her ability for comedy. We are supposed to say she's great and if we don't we are called sexist.
No, fuck off. She is just not very funny.
>>68018822
Chin up bby. Dont let some fagget get you down.
It's like men don't understand comedy.
>>68019031
Keep molesting little girls, you fucking land-cow.
>>68019031
i understand this woman is a joke
>talking about banal, everyday occurrences
>bodily functions
>sex
>men and women
>dating
FEARLESS
Female "comics" muh sluttiness, my vagina, my butt, what's the deeeeaaaaaall with men, why don't they hang their clothes up and hygiene like me?????
may vagina blood, haaaaaaar haaaaaaar hue hue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeiSx5MNDvg
>>68016666
my English is bad, what is a comeddiene?
>>68019031
I have literally no idea who this cunt is except she's mentioned on 4chan every fucking day
>>68019114
fucking hell that's terrible
>>68016666
so much airbrushing satan
>>68019114
That is incomprehensibly fucking awful.
Where's the timing? Where's the wit?
In fact, fuck that; where's the JOKE?
Not that I think she's amazing, but Anna Faris is tolerable in her comedic acting roles. Seems bizarre the Jewish media is pushing so hard on Schumer when Faris is comprehensively better at everything and they can still push their innane 'le women are funneh, too xd (and we are going to ignore the scientific research into humor and genetic evolution differences between the sexes, lol)'
>>68019303
It honestly took me a long time, but the joke is mocking the obsessio with ass that men have.
It fails in the sense that it didn't subvert initial expectation since the line implying defecation was used at the beginning, ruining any sort of 'timing' that a punchline could have. The only redeemable part was the 'sun never set on the booty empire,' which, if she wrote that (doubtful) credit to her, but the rest of it was a disaster, poor premise executed even worse.
>>68019114
For real though, do funny comediennes exist? Female stand-up comedians in particular.
>>68019567
>obsession with ass that men have
black culture destroyed by Schumer
>>68016666
Did they shoop her head onto a sex doll or is it all sex doll?
Joan Rivers was the last great female comedian. The other female household names in US comedy are, unfortunately, trash.
>>68016666
There literally isnt one funny woman comedien. Cant prove me wrong senpai.
>>68017228
Shes not plus size, shes just fat.
>>68017282
Ah, that explains it.
>>68019114
Where were the jokes?
>>68021468
She shouldn't have outed Michael Obama.
It cost her her life.
WOOOOHOOO You GO GIRL
>>68019228
I thought muslims hate dogs
>>68021222
>black
>culture
you can only choose one.
>>68019228
That is one sexy dude, no homo.
>>68019114
>>68021635
muslims love all animal because they are created by Allah (c.c)
>>68016684
I mean, Doug Stanhope is my favourite comedian.
>>68021635
Dogs are for working guarding people and livestock, not pets
>>68016666
ITT: a person whose career is based on humor, that isn't funny.
>>68019114
>LOL guys are attracted to asses even though poops comes out there xDDD
Are they 12?
>>68017005
I don't recall zack getting naked on a bed of alcohol samples or making jokes about being a slut.
