Am I going crazy? Why the fuck is Chewbacca's screaming sound playing through the whole thing?
Built in feauture of the new iRebel.
le samoorai man
What if he accidentally steps on his rope and trips?
>>68014650
>Chink with a stick
>Is going to kill and utterly decimate elite Stormtrooper forces of the Empire
This rustles my jimmies
>Implying one shot shouldn't put this gook in the ground
>le sci fi samurai man
How awesome is it that Disney has to steal ideas from shitty Syfy teleflicks now?
>>68015323
Darth Vader has a samurai helmet.
Why is the scenery on every new star wars movie so fucking boring? it looks just like real life, it's fucking shit
>>68015307
This.
What do you expect? SJW diversity pandering. muh super skilled Asian man butt blasting the most deadly and well trained military force in the Galaxy with a stick
>>68015349
True Star Wars fans hate cgi.
>>68015373
Asian race doesn't exist. Why not use alien species? Why only humans?
>>68015373
>no movie about a group of stormtroopers going awol
disney could make a lot of money from that
>>68015374
They didn't seem to be bothered by TFA
>>68015349
im sure it does look like "real life" if you never go outside and play video games all day
>>68015374
Couldn't be more wrong
only fake-Star Wars fans, brainwashed goys and poseur wannabe-bazinga nerds hate CGI and love """"practical"""" effects
Disney is really going all out for the Asian market.
>>68015373
Woo hoo, more SJW propaganda in Star Wars. Kasdan said in an interview that he and JJ asked themselves what it would be like if the Nazis had gone to Argentina and regrouped after WWII.
From birth, Jews are raised with this idea that homogeneous white societies will inevitably result in goose-stepping, ethnic cleansing, and warmongering. And I could understand that outlook if history had begun in 1930. But the truth is, whites are the most egalitarian and least barbaric group in human history.
That's what frustrates many of us when Jewish Hollywood sensibilities become accepted norms. They're slanted, prejudiced and their bias goes unchallenged by everyone.
The First Order was a Jewish take on ultimate evil. And because modern Jews are obsessed with The Shoah and WWII everything magically relates to MUH SIX MILLION.
It has gotten boring. It's stale. I wish we could get a more nuanced view of evil, but that won't happen because show-biz Jews always find a way of politicizing everything.
Like, recently I saw a movie set in 1920s London. There were sevearl shots of a black man and a white woman walking as a couple in the street. It was there to sell us something. It was out of place and revisionist. It's tacky and it's condescending.
The objective is to shape public opinion with the assumption that everyone needs "educating" and are too dumb to pick up on the flagrant advertising of their agenda. In this case, it was a short throwaway scene and it still took me out of the movie. The message is basically, "You're too dumb to find the right opinions by yourself, so we're going to give you direction by placing certain things in the media you consume."
SJW placement just seems dishonest and manipulative. Flagrant product placement annoys me whether it's a product I like or not. It takes me out of the ride that it should be, pauses everything to remind me what I'm supposed to think, and then expects me to jump back in with full enthusiasm.
>>68014650
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>>68015428
All of it looks like it relies too much on real life, like a budget fan movie. The OT had more clever use of practical effects and didn't feel real. The prequels on the other hand embraced the opposite end of the spectrum and searched for something else
the sequels just look like budget fan movies
it's shit
>>68015373
>"Most deadly and well trained military force in the Galaxy."
>Defeated by a tribe of literal spear-chucker teddy bears.
Remember back when people put effort into bait?
>>68014650
Legit question here:
Do you guys know that that "sound" is the sound emitted from the AT-AT right? I cant tell if most of the people here is plain retarded or just pretending to be by baiting retards
>>68015589
Originally it was supposed to be Wookies which would have made a lot more sense, but George wanted teddybear toy dollars
>>68015670
I still like more Kashyyk as a space version of Phuket with giant trees.
>>68015570
you haven't seen more than 2 minutes of the new fucking movie you mongoloid. how autistic are you? you're life must be miserable.
>>68015307
>>68015373
He's obviously force sensitive you mongs.
>>68015323
You do realize the entire series was just George ripping off samurai movies and giving them lasers, right?
>>68015650
I thought it was the alarm from Echo base
Cultural Marxist SJW propaganda must be stopped. Now.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdO09gGeO0M
>>68015307
>>68015373
I would have liked an asian man with a stick as the lead rather than what we got in TFA and what we're gonna get in R1.
>>68016718
TFA was shit so I don't have to see this movie to know it's shit
