Movies women will never understand.
>>68011622
I don't know. My normie coworkers though it was supposed to be filmed as an action/suspense movie.
>>68011593
I know the Spaniards only show up in the end, but I really want more Conquistador films, it's an incredible period I think.
>>68011593
What went so right with Apocalypto?
>>68011811
His name is Mel Gibson
>>68011764
What else was it then?
>>68011946
Yes, but The Passion was shit torture porn about fictional character from a fictional Greek 3rd century AD book. I like historically accurate movies, not fairy-tales.
Nevermind, what's next for him?
>>68012056
You said you were a atheist three times there.
This ending.
This fucking ending...
>>68011593
>>68012056
wait do you believe in god or not?
>>68012121
I've seen this film three times, thinking that i will finally understand why people like it every time.
The robbery scene is great but the rest just feels generic.
And this is coming from a big de niro guy.
>>68012106
>>68012138
Yes, I do.
I don't believe in Greek Fairy-tales though written 300 years after.
Cum sluts # 5
>>68012314
Theoretically I'm an agnostic, but functionally I'm an atheist.
I think I get what you mean.
>>68012130
Pretty much. Any women i've talked to about it has always thought that it's a "so bad it's good" kind of movie.
>>68012207
You watched it for the action parts?
This always comes to mind. Kids don't get it either. It's a pleb filter in a way.
>>68011593
I'm a woman and I understood it perfectly fine thank you. It's about the horrors of a patriarchal murderous society, not unlike the one we live in today.
>>68012727
>>68011859
>"oh no orlando bloom isnt hot in this movie"
>>68012474
But it is.
>>68012727
>>68012804
Post tits.
>>68012804
Go rewatch Mean Girls.
>>68012474
>so bad it's good
>bad
what
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0pP66O9VN0
>>68012863
Bad guy wins are great
>>68012207
I'm with you man even the robbery felt shallow with little tension or build up. It felt like pretty much every other late 80s 90s cops and robbers movie... also dat alpacinos tv scene only scene in the movie I enjoyed and that was due to pacinos over actibg
>>68011593
But this is my mom's favorite movie, then again she's a spanish teacher.
>tfw mom manages to bring up the mayan empire in every conversation imaginable
>>68012863
>>68014323
Did he get the money? I always assumed the cartel got it back when they killed louallen
>>68012314
>Jewish
>>68014500
For some reason just imagined a family eating dinner and your mom going on a huge tangent about how the corn your eating has been an important staple of the diet of many meso-american civilizations from prehistory to the present.
>>68014500
is she a Mayan princess
>>68015263
Kek
>>68011946
Mel Luftwaffe Gibson
>>68014500
>she's a spanish teacher
and nobody speaks spanish in the movie
>>68012314
Fuck off jew
>>68012727
Yea ok
>ywn start a crusade to rescue your daughterfu while cleaning your land of degenerate frenchies and settlers
>>68012314
t. Goldberg
>>68012056
but apocalypto is a fairy tale too; widely inaccurate depiction of the mayans.
>>68012541
is this movie good? the book is one of my favourites so i'm hesitant
>>68011811
>Mel Gibson directing
>using the authentic languages
>casting indigenous ppl
>Mel Gibson directing
>not shying away from any politically incorrect stuff
>straight forward chase thriller with a simple plot to follow
>Mel Gibson directing
It all ends up feeling authentic(yes it's not all historically correct, but it gives off a vibe of feeling authentic even though it's an amalgamation of many years and different cultures).
>>68014500
you have an awesome mom
>>68017631
Watched that movie a week ago or so...I don't get the hype.
>Nature document, pure eye candy shots...with a plot slapped on top of that.
>>68012042
It was that, but it also had some depth to it that made even more enjoyable
>>68012863
Saw this with my gf, she fucking loved it. Coen brother movies are pretty accessible
>>68017848
Ive never read the book, so I don't know how different is...
But I love that movie.
