>devil wears prada
>there is no devil
>bowling for columbine
>not about a charity bowling league that helps the school recover after the tragedy
>Fight Club
>no one possesses a club with which they fight
>Star Wars
>the stars never wage war
>Mean Streets
>streets are just regular streets
>Silence of the lambs
>there is not one single lamb in the film
>>68009940
> Man of Steel
> Collossus nowhere to be found
>>68010321
The name Star Wars is a metaphor for the ships used, i.e the Death Star.
>Nightcrawler
>They never once crawl on the ground in pitch black darkness
You know, if you're going to build on the lore of a side story in the show, do it right.
>the dark knight
>it's just a movie about some fag in a rubber costume
When does the suffering end
>>68010889
So you're working with Anne Hathaway? Is that you Christian?
>Goodfellas
>They are actually quite bad people.
>Scott Pilgrim vs The World
>versus seven people
>X-Men
>no transsexuals
>>68010682
brilliant
>Darkman
>played by a white actor
>>68009940
>there will be blood
>there is blood
>Fargo
>No one goes far
>>68010786
>Death Star
>The Ship is not a star
>>68010682
that's why they're so silent
>My Big Fat Greek Wedding
>She's not even fat just ugly
>>68010682
But there is. In the first flashback Clarice had after she got jizzed on her face
>Be Cool
>Takes place in Los Angeles
>The Hangover
>They function too well to be hungover
>>68010786
>Star Destroyer
>never destroys any stars
>The Last picture show
>Other picture shows are produced and released afterwards
are we really stealing maymays from >>>/v/ now?
>San Andreas
>Where the fuck is CJ
>Star Trek
>Entire series takes place on a boring space station
>>68011407
>Messi
>is clean
>hoarder of anvils
>no one has a hoard of anvils
>The Thing
>My favorite super hero doesn't show up
How can people even enjoy a movie that doesn't have a super hero? I couldn't even follow it.
>seven samurai
>more than seven samurai appear in the film
>>68011325
Shit. Searching for that sheep online for you makes me want to watch the movie again
>>68010880
champion of the
>>68011504
That movie would have been made so much better if The Thing had actually been a character.
>The Pianist
>Where are all the dicks?
umm...hello?
>>68009940
HEY IM A FAAAAAAAN OF PRAAAAAAADA
>>68010238
nice
>the hateful eight
>only seven of the main characters are really hateful, one of them is a pretty good guy
>>68011612
What?
>>68011263
>gif
>not moving
>>68011988
Heh, didn't even notice that.
>>68011421
>Star Trek
>movie mostly takes place on earth
Bravo JJ.
>>68011638
THEY MAKE ME LOOK 5' TALLLLLLLLLLL
>>68010901
I chuckled,
Sicario. No one gets sick and they never go to Rio.
>Interstellar
>outer space, less than stellar
>Napoleon Dynamite
>Not about a French Emperor blowing shit up in the 1800's
>American psycho
>its actually just about a guy with an overactive imagination
>>68011612
>The Pianist
>Doesn't take eight scoops every four hours
They even had an human play him, disgraceful
>>68012836
What?
>>68010321
The original title was "Galaxy Wars", but the problem it was a comic book about Galactus using that title, and they wanted to avoid confusion and a probable lawsuit.
>WInter Soldier
>Whole movie is in summer
>127 hours
>94 min
>>68013546
>The Empire Strikers Back
>The Empire is a government and can therefore not physically strike at anyone
>>68012093
>>>68010901 (You)
>No Country For Old Men
Country does indeed contain old men.
>Reservoir Dogs
Doesn't actually contain dogs or reservoirs
>The Usual Suspects
One of them is actually quite unusual
>the martian
>he's a human from earth
>>68012860
guess you are not making it
>Frankenstein
>it's actually frankenstein's monster
>battlestar galactica
>there are no stars battling galaxies
>>68009940
>Fist Full of Dollars
>Set in Mexico where they use pesos
>Liar Liar
>Jim Carrey's pants never spontaneously burst into flames, scarring his genitals horribly
>Dirty Harry
>Is well groomed and presentable
>>68015563
they're both derived from the same currency (spanish silver dollar)
christfags btfo
>>68010238
>image.jpg
![utena[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/c5zjk1x.jpg "utena[1].jpg")
>Revolutionary Girl Utena
>it's not set in a small Lithuanian city
>>68016338
I'm actually posting from a PC but I purposely save picture files as image.jpg just for ppl like (You)
>Hunger Games
>It's not about eating contest
>>68009940
>Blade Runner
>No one runs with a blade
>>68011084
kek
>watch Hitler: The Rise of Evil
>isn't evil
>>68018471
>Life is beautiful
>it's about concentration camp
>>68018716
god that movie fucked me up
>>68012836
u cheeky cunt
>>68011079
There are 7 people in the world, retard
>gets stopped
>>68018716
>Life is beautiful
>it's about coincidences and an unengaging love story. There's some concentration stuff too in the second half
>>68014528
>Doesn't actually contain dogs
O rly
>>68010321
War amongst the stars
>>68019436
sensible chuckle
>Cangoroo Jack
>No cangoroos called Jack
>Lord of the Rings
>there's only one ring
>>68019651
> ignores galadriel and the ring wraiths
>From Dusk Till Dawn
>The movie begins at daytime
>>68019549
holy shit /pol/ btfo
>>68009940
Wasn't it the devil Meryl Streep?
>>68019887
that's margharet thatcher
>Meryl Streep isn't the devil
>implying she isn't the reason for millions of deaths caused by malaria
>>68019992
>Meryl Streep
>she doesn't strip
>a thousand ways to die in the west
>there's barely 20 deaths in the movie
>>68019651
it's lord of the ring not lord of the rings maggot
