>Crowded, Wicked, and iCarly actress Miranda Cosgrove has confirmed at New York Comic Con 2016 that she will be playing Ellen aka Ellie in the future video game based film The Last of Us which will spread into theaters summer 2018.
http://moviepilot.com/posts/3856446
Thoughts?
she's far too old to play the part
DoA.
>>67976603
>miranda cosgrove
fuck off. ellie is white, not some fucking gook
>MFW this movie will flop
Videogames films are never good
>>67976656
>>67976603
last i heard Maisie Williams from GoT was being cast.
>>67976703
The Last of Us is already a movie.
It's already a movie
>>67976603
Dan what's his name has something to do with this.
>>67976770
This story is probably bullshit but there was never any evidence Maisie was even close to being cast. She said she wanted to do it and people were touting her because she's the GoT meme casting choice like Emilia Clarke was in Terminator.
Anyway a story came out a couple of days ago that the film was dead in the water, so this is likely bullshit.
i h ad a cheeky wank to that girl m8 but i nevet played the game looks like ellen page bruv i wanna fuck ellen page what can i say i want to put it on her bum lol for real
>>67976801
>>67976825
Innovative memes right here, you guys must be so smart
>New York Comicon 2016
>NYCC takes place in october
???
>New York Comic Con 2016
>October 6 – 9, 2016
fucking kek
>>67976603
>tfw you will never see her playing The Ghost
Do you think Miranda will get gangraped? She'd clearly be playing an adult aged female. She can't pass a minor anymore.
>>67976889
Butt blasted sonygger detected
>>67976656
Miranda isn't a gook
She's white.
THE AGE OF VIDYASHIT MOVIES IS HERE!!
MOVE OVER CAPESHIT. THERE'S A NEW BULL IN TOWN
>>67977152
/v/ermin is here.
>>67977114
Calm down, Dan.
>>67976603
The movie will probably suck no matter who is cast but I always through the sister from Arrow would be a good choice. She's in her 20s but can play younger, and she looks the part.
That bitch never grew tits huh?
>>67976603
>Thoughts?
No sources cited and it hasn't been reported on any reputable site.
>>67976603
If josh brolin isn't casted as Joel I'm dropping this shit movie
>>67976603
>Miranda Cosgrove Becomes Wicked
http://moviepilot.com/posts/3853185
BS too. I think that dude (http://moviepilot.com/Nathaniel_Rego) is a "bit" obsessed with Miranda Cosgrove.
>>67976630
This and Ellie is much cuter. It's going to be shit.
>>67976854
underrated
>>67977114
Miranda doing a explicit gangrape scene...
One man can dream. But that never gonna happen. She is too prude and shy to do it.
>>67977493
Ellie should be played by pic related
Miranada should have been WW
>>67977714
Such a cute costume. Wonder what lucky chad nailed her that night.
>>67977667
anyone else creeped out by this person's face?
>>67976603
>old
>ugly
eww. they might as well have cast her as crash bandicoot
>>67976889
not even meming. It is true
>>67976603
>HURR DURR I SPREAD RUMORS
>>67977842
grow up, little girl
>>67976834
>implying he cares about them when they are this old.
>>67978159
This. She is too old for him now. That's why her career is so dead.
Will Dan Schneider play one of the monsters
>>67977114
no but she will show her feet a lot.
>Miranda Cosgrove
Ugh. No wonder most people think vidya films will fair badly.
Is Marky Mark still in talks for Uncharted too?
>>67978208
I could see it.
Shitty, cliched, overrated game becomes even more mainstream. Don't care.
>>67978338
The Uncharted thing is actually a coincidence. Mark takes island vacations every few months so he can gun down a fuckton of native asians so the studio just asked if they could send a camera crew and record a few scenes of frame story.
ellies voice actor is pretty cute IRL
>>67978208
No doubt he will kill to do some chase, stalk, fight and rape scene.
>>67978291
>five episodes of Crowded
>any feet scene yet
No wonder ratings are so bad. Crowded's writers are clueless.
>>67978427
good post
>Miranda Cosgrove
What do you think herarseholelooks like?
>>67978291
Dan, are you?
Beyond: Two Souls movie when?
>videogame movies
JUST
>>67976603
>Wicked
Wat?
>>67978607
>her asshole
She doesn't have one, she lost it in a bar fight.
>>67976770
That's what I heard too. The chick from icarly is way too old for the part.
>>67978607
What's anarsehole?
>>67978836
A type of carrot peeler I believe.
>>67978748
She's supposed to be in the Wicked movie, which you can expect to be released at the same time as the Rocky Horror remake that is never going to happen.
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>>67978748
>Crowded actress Miranda Cosgrove having been cast as Nessa in the upcoming hit summer Broadway musical based motion picture event Wicked. She will work with Victoria Justice and her other co stars on this life awaited Broadway based film from Disney.
It's a joke.
how are they going to portray the shitty AI? Will literal retards play the bad guys?
>>67979019
They already do in every movie... they're good
>>67977212
Nope, but I heard her nipples always poke out of whatever she's wearing, they could be used as glasscutters.
>>67978836
a word used to describe a sphincter if youre not a stupid american who gets confused spelling simple words.
>>67976603
while i know most people like her tight young pale body her face is just weird with those giant cheeks almost giving her a tranny sort of look. should get someone a lot cuter desu
>>67976603
she looks nothing like her and is JUST. This will never happen
>literally the ONLY site that has reported this
so it's bullshit right
ITT: retard /v/edittors can't tell that this article is fake
>>67976703
>as usual the dan cuckkino who has his comp full of dan pics comes out
>>67979120
Joke from a tv sketch.
>>67979296
sauce?
>>67979120
>i know who you are, the same photo you post up every time gave you up. you're too predictable
>>67979132
Tumblr, pls... She is a cutie.
>>67979322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLT_UqUBwlQ
>>67979361
And your point is...
>>67979396
Thanks!!
isnt ellie a tomboi who is an asshole?
>>67976603
>character is 14-15
>actress is 25
>every time
>>67979361
mm... that's interesting and creepy. Who are you?
I welcome it to the big screen, it will show everyone how massively overrated the characters, world and storytelling were.
That game was a fucking chore to play.
>Bill is played by Dan "Hymen Divider" Schneider
>>67979449
my point is that you are obsessed with Miranda Cosgrove, you search all of 4chan day and night for any post about Miranda Cosgrove. this is weird behavior even for 4chan
>>67979564
im the guy that found out who you are. you make it too easy. you post the same thing over and over all over 4chan here. same photos, i even know where you live irl because you are so predictable
>>67979690
mm... somehow interesting. Thanks for reply, bro. Are you a trojan too, by the way?
>>67979604
>Bill
>Not David
>>67976703
what's his name again?
>>67979536
And people will defend it because
>hurr kids can't act
Except David Chase proved that wrong 17 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb5XmHdvqUk
>>67977809
Nothing wrong with it aside from the fact that she looks dead inside.
>>67976603
true, she is too old, but she has the tiny tits of a 10 year old.
>>67980318
I think we all know why
>>67981450
thats a good thing though
>>67976603
the game is half-movie anyway, so what's the point?
>>67977152
I want /v/ to leave and take their memes with them
>>67981610
>what's the point
money
Hollywood has been trying to turn vidyashit into the new capeshit for years
It's always failed so far though.
>>67981836
>Implying Doom was a failure
Nigga I will fight you that movie was fun
>>67976603
they should have gotten maisie williams to do it
(there was talk about it)
>>67981895
Hollywood doesn't care unless it makes money
>>67980045
Beer Can Dan
Danny Diapers
"Ass Man" Dan
Danny Daycare
Spread 'em Dan
Candy Man Dan
Family Man Dan
"Big Daddy" Dan
"Deepthroat" Dan
The Big Dick @ Nick
“Dirty” Dan Schneider
Open Wider Schneider
Schneider The Butcher
"Bend Over" Schneider
"Foot Soldier" Schneider
Dan “The Man” Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
"Down South" Dan Schneider
Dan "The Plunger" Schneider
Dan "The Bladder" Schneider
Dan "The Seducer" Schneider
Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider
Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider
Dan “The Collector” Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan "Cunny Hoarder" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
"Please Mister, Slower" Schneider
Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator" Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "The Man with the Plan to get the Girl in the Van" Schneider
>>67981895
le no demons is fun
>>67981946
she could play one of the plant zombies I guess
>>67981980
I'd fuck her.
>>67982054
Oh you'd fuck a catcher's mitt
>>67981955
Reddit is down the hall bud
>>67977677
Well, she was modeled after her, so yea.
>>67977154
If by white you mean hispanic
i want murphy from interstellar as ellie
She's in her 20's and Ellie was 14, unless they change Sarah's age to 23 as well, (and in effect, take away a lot of aspects, of her needing looking after and whatever) so either way this seems like a bad move, not that making a story based game with over an hour and half of just cutscenes, and 9 hours of gameplay isn't retarded anyway
>>67982092
Doesn't even look close. Fake N' gay.
>>67976603
Game's story wasn't even that good
>>67979790
david isn't fat you fucking moron
>>67981953
>The Big Dick @ Nick
fucking kek
>>67976603
Mel Gibson should be Joel. And instead of clickers, the plague would be the jews
>>67976603
Im 100% sure that she loves anal.
>>67982394
Your first point was right, but there's literally nothing wrong with making a movie from 1.5 hours of cutscenes and 9 hours of gameplay when you factor in creative inspiration
>>67982886
I'm 100% that you send a solicitation to became a /tv/ janitor
>>67982886
:^0
>>67978432
Wtf they should just get her
they actually have to be dumb as fuck to mess this one up, considering how the game already did most of the work for the filmmakers. here's to hoping the movie is legit good.
>>67983107
she looks nothing like her and is in her late 20s early 30s
They better get a hot black girl to play her waifu...also top kek this movie is going to be a bomb
>>67976603
its good pussy
>>67978432
is that the daughter from What Women Want?
>>67983140
if they're getting an old cunt anyway might as well be a better looking better actor with the proper voice
>>67983147
>hot black girl
They'll cast Leslie Jones
>>67983140
Ah i've never played the game but I just looked it up and it says she is 14 in the game
>>67983338
Amandla ?
>>67983311
She is not really good looking. Her nose is too damn big.
Miranda is a better choice
>>67978432
dem feet
>>67976603
>23 year old Cosgrove
>playing a convincing 14 year old girl
They'd do better posting one of those ugly kids from the cunny threads.
>it would have been ellen page but she was a cunt to the last of us developers because their character's likeness was too close to her at the time and she made a big deal about it
>>67984223
I never got this, she doesn't even look THAT much like her
>>67984277
They changed her appearance after the original trailer. It honestly did look quite a bit like her at the time, but she still acted like a bitch about it because her likeness was already being used in that David Cage game
>>67976603
jesus she looks like a 32yo in rehab who sneaks margaritas at 9am
>>67976603
>thoughts?
There were no non jew, actual 15yo actresses to cast?
>>67981953
I didn't see
>Dan Hyman Collider Schneider
In there.
>>67985192
>>67985192
Nevermind, 8th from the bottom, my bad.
>>67976603
>>Crowded, Wicked and iCarly
>>67981953
>The Big Dick @ Nick
>mfw
>>67977677
yea because she is so much younger
The reason videogame movies fail is because retarded people are in charge of the casting.
TLoU could have worked in movieform. It's a good story. But then this. Dissapointment and the meme of bad vidyakino continues.
>>67977714
My behavior during coitus would haunt her dreams forever.
>>67977182
>video game movies will be the big thing now
>my already shitty hobby will be ruined even more
JUST
>>67976603
>Not ellen page,
why are they remaking this movie anyway?
>>67976889
Sonygger on suicide watch that his brown and grey movie is turning into a even browner and greyer movie
>>67983053
Uhg, no.
>more standard zombie boilerplate shit
gr8
>still playing video games in the sjw era
/v/ really loves eating shit
This bitch is like 30
How does this even make sense?
>>67976603
>not casting Ellen Page
God, this movie is going to suck
>>67976603
go back to /v/
>>67987385
I hope by hobby you mean watching films
I seriously hope you don't play video games as an adult
>>67982150
No she wasnt
THAT FUCKING CHIN
>>67990019
yes she was
naughty dog will deny it to the last because they actually were facing a lawsuit
but my friend was a character artist there and her picture was all over their inspiration boards
>>67990435
My dad works at Playstation and they said she wasn't you goober.
>You will never fuck School of Rock Miranda Cosgrove
>>67977677
>turned the role down for a David Cage game
>>67977677
Ellen Page is a loser now, she used to be cutie but now she is a carpet munching boot wearing lesbian.
>>67988670
I don't think Ellen Page would even want to do it in the first place, she was pretty butthurt people were saying the character looked like her so much so that Naughty Dogg ended up making some slight changes.
Think she was mainly butthurt because the game she actually did mocap and acted in was coming out around the same time(?) BEYOND TWO SOULS
>>67990435
My Uncle works at blacked.com and said that Wesley Pipes is only 10" not 12"
>>67977114
She's probably gonna play the girl at the beginning of the game that was with the Dad or whatever.
She gets shot by some people or something
why dont they get raffy to play ellie?
>>67977198
Underrated
she looks like elliot rodger desu
>>67976630
Maybe she's playing a grown up Ellie?
