>discuss something other than capeshit or star wars
>thread is deleted
Why? We were discussing the choices Harry made in the movies. Why did he choose who he did? And why did he name all his kids after other people instead of giving them their own names?
>>67975423
Because JK is a dumb cunt who sacrificed her story for her own personal dumb fantasies.
>>67975481
>>67975423
>not pretending JKR died after book 5 was written and ignoring the travesty of the last two books/movies
>>67975845
Cho or Luna, one of those.
>>67975423
The movies would have been better if Harry wasn't such a lazy cuck. How could someone be so uninterested in magic after finding out it's real and it being the reason they're taken out of an abusive home?
Was no one else annoyed by how they ruined the magic in the movies? Every single fucking combat spell does the same thing. Expelliarmus, stupefy, rictusemptra, and who knows what else all knock the opponent back. Why use one over any of the others?
Also Voldemort being able to fly was ruined since everyone and their death eater father could turn into smoke and fly like in Order of the Phoenix.
>>67976087
>pic
What scene is that? What is she reacting to in such a qt manner?
>>67975926
>he literally takes up teaching his peers defense against the dark arts in year five
>then willing to go on his own to destroy the horcruxes and voldemort
if dumbledore padawaned him instead of ignoring him for safety he would have been an even better wizard. harry doesnt mind for book smarts like hermione he is practical which is why he becomes an auror.
>>67975423
Pottershit is worst than anything capeshit, no comparison. Even the fanbase is worst. Thankfully I only watch film and avoid all this tripe for the most part.
>>67976087
That's her face after she sees my dick and realizes it's too big to fit in her pussy
>>67976141
they are discussing the horcruxes or how to destroy them, but not positive, i think its before they go to godrics hollow. its in DH1 very underrated movie and hermione is qt in the entirety.
>>67976238
>>he literally takes up teaching his peers defense against the dark arts in year five
That was pretty based. But then it was ruined in book 6 when you find out all the cool shit his Snape and Voldemort were doing at his age to push the field of magic by creating new spells, potions techniques, becoming immortal, etc. meanwhile Harry is farting around worrying about quidditch and the resident coalburner.
>>67976258
lol youre a massive massive fucking pleb
>i have to mention capeshit
go fuck off
>>67975423
>And why did he name all his kids after other people instead of giving them their own names?
>read fan fics
>supposed to be AU
>they all still fucking name all his kids Sirius, Remus, Severus, Albus, Cedric, Lily, James, etc.
what even is the point other than trying to be as cheesy as possible
>>67976460
they should have brought him back for the last two
>first two movies
>fairly accurate to the books
>costume design is great, magic is great
>third film and up
>everyone wearing muggle clothing in their off time
>magic is just colored beams, people can turn into smoke and fly
seriously the muggle clothes bother me. Even purebloods were wearing normal clothes at times. If I was a goddamn wizard at wizard school I'd never be out of comfy ass robes.
>>67976361
Learn to spell before you call someone a "pleb", retard.
>i have to mention capeshit
It's in the OP. Learn to read, too, you hopeless pottershit. Harry Potter is garbage of the highest order.
>>67976531
It's because of Rowling's poor writing. She failed to convey exactly what made muggles and their technology/lifestyle inferior besides not having magic. In reality, "wizards" would just be gunned down like the freaks they are.
>>67976360
well he is concerned with voldemort and idk if he mentions it in the books but he knows malfoys a dirty rotten death eater. he probably didnt want to be at school after seeing cedric and sirius die hes pretty disheartened. quidditch matches are pretty comfy tho id still play. he cant really do dark magic things like snape or voldemort were doing that would defeat the purpose, but he did use snapes spells. he should have been going on more adventures with dumbledore. and inwish they delved into potionmaking more, but harry hated potions nc snape gave him shit from day 1
>>67975423
>Why did he choose who he did?
Because he always loved Ron more than Hermione and Ginny is the closest thing to that.
>And why did he name all his kids after other people instead of giving them their own names
He is obsessed with his dead parents and for some reason he chose to name the second one after the guy that used him as a tool to fight wizard Hitler and the asshole that just cared about him because he wanted to fuck his mom rather than naming him after based Arthur
>>67976531
>>67976105
Why did they change so much? Changing things requires effort. It was already fine they way it was. Just get them some robes and have the magic work the way it was supposed to.
>>67976519
Cuaron actually wanted to come back for the last two movies, but the studio went with the boring safe choice because his movies still made money.
>>67976519
>yfw he was offered goblet but declined bc post and pre production on both films would have overlapped
>>67976673
He doesn't have to work with dark magic or potions to actually try to do shit with magic. He could be like his based father and his friends who became animagi young as hell and created a fucking magical google maps for Hogwarts with gps for everyone in the building included.
Being suspicious of Malfoy when no one else gave a crap for some reason was his one redeeming point in HBP. And even then he was a bitch and got his face stomped in by the turd.
>>67976776
>>67976830
>Cuaron actually wanted to come back for the last two movies, but the studio went with the boring safe choice because his movies still made money.
I didn't know this. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>>67975525
Half-Blood Prince was aight m8 (as a book)
Deathly Hollows was excellent when I read it. Of course anything will look like shit if dissect it and dwell on it all day everyday
>>67976531
The films are different than the books bc they dont have to be the same. For, example theres brazil references in 5 and 7. I've seen the films quite a lot and save the deathly hollows they have their school clothes on loads of times in 3 4 5and 6. Thats just you being triggered
>>67976830
What a great actress.
>>67976937
It was apparent that both were shit as soon as one read them. The epilogue alone was atrocious, but almost everything else was crap. IMO Horcruxes were the biggest mistake in the entire series.
>>67976853
he fucks him up worse
>>67976983
>implying she wasn't a better actress at 12 than most mainstream actresses are in their 30s
there was nothing wrong with her
>>67977092
why did they stop wearing their wizard's hats?
>>67977128
They look stupid on anything other than little kids and old bearded men
>>67977225
>>67977265
>their hair is the same color
dropped
>>67976689
Why would he name his kids after his best friends dad whom is still alive?
\tv\ give a better example of magic kino than HP, I dare you.
why didn't voldemort just imperio lily to step aside so snape could be free to cuck the dead james and harry
>>67977393
>>67977371
His daughter's middle name is Luna and she is still alive.
>>67977410
Its not like Voldy cares about his followers.
>>67975423
>make three different threads yesterday
>the janitor deletes all three
>the mod doesn't even ban me or give me a warning
>nothing was offtopic
You can literally only talk about capeshit, youtube reviewers and celebrities gossip.
>Bellatrix is Voldemort's most devout follower
>everyone in the goddamn world is fears her
>fought off Sirius, Harry, and other Order members
>gets taken down by a fucking obese housewife
God the last movie really sucked. If they didn't have Neville or Harry revenge kill her they should have at least had someone competent like Tonks or McGonagall do it.
>>67977448
>tfw even if cuck janitor doesn't delete your thread it goes to page 11 because everyone is in the capeshit/sw threads instead
>>67977505
molly is in the order..i agree any others would be better but they dont do killing curses
>>67977561
Yeah, she was the order's cook/maid. You don't send the barracks linecook to go assassinate Hitler/Sadam's top guy
>>67977505
That whole battle, and the one in the ministry is some stupid fanfic shit.
>>67977685
>yfw they cut upwards of 50 minutes of phoenix to make the largest book the shortest film.
>yfw they cut the brain scene in the dept. of mysteries
>>67977611
Man, part 1 is so eerily comfy
What do you think her poop tastes like?
>>67977870
whose
>>67977966
>>67978081
finding women attractive is literally rape
>>67977685
>>67977761
GoF graveyard was the pinnacle imo
>>67977993
What a dumb question
Never reply to me or my wife's sons posts again
>>67977966
heres a hermione alternate
>>67978119
i liked 5 better than 4, but the graveyard scene and moody were goat in it
>>67977410
because if there's one thing hp did right it was voldy's blatant disregard of other people. even when his most trusted servant made a personal request to please spare the mother's life, the moment she refused to co-operate properly he became impatient and just went "fuck it" and killed her. of course he didn't understand the POWER OF LOVE and got BTFO as a result, so yeah in hindsight he should have definitely not done that, but in hindsight everything's easy.
>>67978119
>>67978183
>taking the cruciatus from the most powerful man in the world and still being able to fight
>overcoming the imperius from the most powerful man in the world and refusing to bow to him
>be a hero and escape with dead classmate and make Voldemort look like a bitch
Harry was never so badass again. Why? ;_;
Should a make a philosophers stone, chamber, or goblet cinegrid?
>>67978273
>harry tries to cucio bellatrix and knocks her down
that part was good too
Harry a shit, Rowling a shit, Ginny a shit, the whole weasley family bar the twins, Bill, Charlie, Arthur, Ron(when he wasn't a cunt) a shit, Hagrid a shit, dumbledore a shit, Lupin a shit(fuck you old wolf, Tonks deserved better), Tonks a shit(you had daddy issues for sure), Oliver wood a shit, Angelina a shit, Katie bell a shit, Marcus Flint a shit, Sirius a shit for being retarded and dying.
>>67978333
>>harry tries to cucio bellatrix and knocks her down
>that part was good too
True. Then JK turned him into a bitch in the later books and he would only use the disarming spell he learned in the second grade against people that are trying to kill him and his friends.
>>67977410
Voldemort doesn't like blood mixing
>>67978355
>lupin a shit
name one bad thing besides raping harry
>>67977561
It should have Dumby's ring of fire in the middle
>>67975423
Naming your kid after a guy that hated you and treated you like shit (Snape) and a guy that used you and manipulated you (Dumbledore) instead of naming him Rubeus, Arthur or Sirius. The only guys that really cared about Harry and were his only father figures.
BRAVO JK
>>67978355
>the whole weasley family bar the twins, Bill, Charlie, Arthur, Ron
It would have been easier to say Ginny, Molly and Percy a shit
>>67978561
Rubeus Potter would be pretty based desu. You're right though, that was really irritating. From my own personal knowledge though, it's not too surprising. People are stupid cunts (eg. my mom had her biological father who abused and abandoned her walk her down the aisle instead of her uncle who raised and supported her and was her father in all but blood just because).
>>67978550
You right, good choice
>>67978561
how was nobody aware of Moody? particularly snape and dumbledore and mcgonagall. Snape most of all, I feel should have seen through his shit, he probably didnt like him being an old time auror.
>Marry Tonks
>Ask her to morph into Natalia Tena
>????
>Profit
>>67975423
>Why did Harry choose Ginny over a strong black womyn?
Is this seriously a question?
>>67978798
Also, I'm imagining Barty Crouch Jr. taking a piss with moody at the bottom of his chest, to learn his mannerisms. bretty good
>>67978798
This. They were supposed to be friends and they were in the order. How did Barty learn to behave exactly like Moody in like a few days?
>>67979107
I think >>67978953
some top banter with moody would provide some of the bulk, but yea, to learn his body language and normal mad eye ways, he had to have beenaround him a while.
What did barty crouch jr do? they showed him in the ministry when hes arrested and moody is there, what was he doing, would he have interacted with aurors at work?
>>67978798
>>67978953
>>67979107
>tfw you realize Moody is Bill's dad
>Moody cucked Arthur
>>67978681
i know, but i was already too far to come back.
>>67979363
>tfw typing something on 4chan
>realize a better way of putting it
>fuck it, just keep typing
>>67979328
>Moody cucked Arthur
Isn't the cunt writing a new book set in HP's universe that's filled to the brim with multikulti bullshit and diversity for the sake of diversity
so what did Hermione find in Ron that Harry didn't had?
like why did she chose him?
>>67979469
>>67979538
no shes penning the scripts for fantastic beasts trilogy. but the background posts released on pottermore about indians pissed people off
>>67979554
Book Hermione isn't hot enough to get the chosen dick.
>>67979554
No reason. JKR already admitted it was a mistake on her part.
>tfw she'll never undo it and tell us what should have happened
>>67976460
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>>67979597
was book ginny hotter than film ginny....bc film bonnie was also a semen demon
>>67979592
>but the background posts released on pottermore about indians pissed people off
those cunts need to get a thicker skin. do they think people lose their shit when crosses and other christian stuff is used on vampire stories? are they trying to be as butthurt as the muhammadans?
>>67979665
>was book ginny hotter than film ginny
She out of nowhere became the hottest and most popular girl in school.
>>67979697
>>67979665
never read book 6.
were there hints of harry liking ginny and culminating on the kiss after the cup? or it was out of the blue.i actually stopped reading the books because someone spoiled me ginny and harry got together
>>67979697
i dont remember and descriptions or anything she did or said outside of book 2. i dont what her conversations with harry were like. she probably didnt have them
>>67979554
Harry was friend-zoned and not mean enough to her. Typical fucking WOMEN
No but actually that's kinda the answer JK Rowling gave I think, that there was a smart girl IRL who married an asshole for inexplicable reasons.
I wish she had given Ron more depth as a character, when I first read the part Ron leaves Harry and Hermione I was certain he was written out. He's kind of a little bitch.
Then again I have warped views on chemistry, I thought Harry was better with Luna even though I appreciate him cucking Ron with his sister
>>67977561
>that puke green filter
Disgusting, why did they do that?
>>67979746
at some point harry starts getting a "monster in his chest" whenever he sees ginny and dean together. that is literally all the development their romantic relationship had before it started
>>67979746
there was mention of Harry's "stomach monster" (not kidding) reacting to seeing her making out with Dean. also her picking out a maggot from Harry's hair in the summer before and feeling goosebumps on his neck. I hope I'm missing things because that's literally all I remember about the groundwork.
>And why did he name all his kids after other people instead of giving them their own names?
Probably because he lived through a war which took the lives of many people he loved and idolized. Most people when naming their children don't have a bunch of people they loved dead that they might want to commemorate, and when they do it's pretty common to name their children after them.
>>67979802
>Then again I have warped views on chemistry,
You don't, JKR does.
>I thought Harry was better with Luna
He was. Their moment at the end of OotP was the deepest moment he had with a female in the entire series.
>>67979865
italian cinematographer. i didnt mind it.
>>67979868
>>67979899
really? thats it? ok fine Rowling, great great.
>>67979929
>Their moment at the end of OotP was the deepest moment he had with a female in the entire series.
it was a really sweet moment, i honestly thought Luna was gonna become an important part of Harry's life at that point.
but no! stomach monster
>>67979899
Nope. You are not missing anything else.
>>67979746
Not in the slightest, Ginny is basically a non-character between books 3 and 5.
Then suddenly she is ridiculously popular, the hotttest girl around and a better quidditch player than all of her brothers and Harry only starts popping boners to her when she sees her making out with Dean, then he becomes completely obsessed with her.
What was his problem?
>>67980159
he was an scared cunt.
>>67980159
What was Umbridge's problem? She basically just seemed to hate everyone and was attracted to being a cunt. Like she goes straight to sending mudbloods to the gulag when voldy takes over.
>>67980159
That part genuinely pisses me off lol, just all that fucking animosity in a court. Fudge was such a faggot, he should've received Scumgeour's fate.
>mfw Dumbledore literally slipped out of Fudge's hands from his office even with his guard
"Well it appears that you're laboring under the delusion that I'm gonna, what was it you said, come quietly?" or whatever was great
>>67980440
this, what was her problem?
whatever it was im glad she got raped by centaurs.
>>67980010
Luna was woefully underutilized. She was the only really interesting character introduced after Goblet of Fire other than maybe Umbridge and Kreacher.
I wonder how different the rest would have been if she became more of a major character.
>>67980562
lmao i forgot that happened
how did jk get away with that shit? her editor/publisher figured "yeah well, couldn't have happened to a better character"? i mean it wasn't even subtle
>dumbledore never spoke a word of what happened
>ron triggers her by making those clip-clop sounds
>centaur lore notoriously for gangrape
either way i respect for that atleast
>>67980771
>tfw I thought when Harry realized all the stuff in her room gathered dust that she was dead for a while already
>>67979746
it's a big part of book 6 (harry fancying ginny) but before that book there's no hints of it other than ginny having loads of boyfriends in the previous book if that counts. rowling was like george lucas when it came to making shit up as she went along
>>67979665
book ginny was basically top tier waifu, bonny looks like someone whose face was slammed repeatedly in a car door
>>67980440
There are people who are legitimately like that. My neighbor is an old bitch who went out of her way to make my life hell for absolutely no reason for a while.
She's always on these weird crusades to make people more miserable, most recently she was trying to keep a half way house from opening in our town. The worst part is she does it all with a smile and pretending she's a sweet old lady that's not being malicious at all.
mods and people that really care are asleep
post fanfiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7352166/1/Protection-From-Nargles
>>67975423
This is both capeshit and star wars, you're rather diluted in your perspectives.
>>67981338
>waiting for a good fic to update
>last update at early 2015
>>67981338
>Luna
aw man, i dunno if i wanna read. i've always considered them my serious couple and don't want to dilute it with on-the-nose fanfiction. might help me feel less shitty about their denial though
>>67981591
don't lose hope, a fanfic i read took 2 years to update and its been a year and 4 months since its last update.
Author its alive and still writes stuff so hope is alive.
>>67980159
What's the difference between the robes?
>>67981885
The colors
*blows raspberry*
>>67980440
She gave me Magdalena nun vibes.
>>67980494
>mfw Dumbledore could have taken the position he kept being offered and used it to clean out the corruption in the ministry fucking decades ago, leaving it safe from Voldemort's covert take-over and actively helped expand rights for muggles and sentient magical beings, making sure those wouldn't turn to Voldemort either, but wouldn't do it because "muh power corrupts" fears
>mfw he wasn't even a good headmaster, so he obviously didn't really care for teaching and forming the next generation into a Voldemort-proof generation either
>>67981627
its a really friendship into love one, i really liked it.
>>67976472
at least half the population is super cheesy
naming people after your friends is very common
next you're going to complain about naming your kids James, Janice, Jack, John, Joan, Jeffery, and Janelle, even though people have been doing that for hundreds if not thousands of years
>>67977505
that's who it was in the book, but it didn't go the same way, it was better (IIRC Bellatrix casts some petrifying curse and Molly deflects it back at her)
>>67977761
>mfw
I didn't realize it was the shortest movie, that's criminal
they cut so much relevant stuff from the books in the whole series
>>67979397
>tfw you go back to change it but your edit creates something like "the house was on fire so they should've killed the dragon because the house was on fire" or "I should go to to the bathroom" and you don't catch it until after you post
>>67982134
it's more than fears, power had already corrupted him once
also one person in a big organization like that can't do much, even if you're at the top there are limits
you know, I wonder if there's any other interaction between the Ministry of Magic and other parts of the government besides the Prime Minister
What if Tonks never married the wolf guy, was 3 years younger, met happy and become best friends?
whyshe had to die man, it hurts
>>67983926
>also one person in a big organization like that can't do much, even if you're at the top there are limits
Except this is the British ministry of magic we're talking about. The top dog actually DOES have powers there, because they're fucking retarded idiots who have no idea about how to combat corruption in politics. Of course, Dumbledore didn't know shit about that either, being a pureblood, so he wouldn't be of any help I suppose.
I am sure that the reason the international magic community didn't intervene when Voldemort took over was because they didn't want to risk their lives saving a corrupt-as-shit government that was only marginally better than Voldemort's, instead of waiting for Voldemort to declare war and so be able to install their own government after they push britain's shit in.
YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY
>>67975423
Harry and Hermione (and Ron) are all shit characters. Who cares
>>67976460
>all the muggle clothes in the film
I can understand why Harry and Hermione wear them, he's got nothing but the shit the Dursleys gave him, and they sure as shit don't have any wizarding robes, and Hermione is a muggleborn, but Ron, Malfoy and everyone else also apparently decided muggle fashion was the way to go.
>>67977520
>>67977611
>>67977561
these look awful can you stop posting them
it's like you don't even understand why people post these
i want a fanfic where harry plows with abandon into luna
So I read all the books when I was in 4th grade, but stopped watching the movies after the 6th one. Are the last 2 movies worth it?
>>67985128
>mfw Lucius started wearing suits and shirts in the later movies
>>67977017
What would you have done differently?
>>67985380
They're maybe marginally better than the sixth one, I suppose. The bullshit they changed in that one really was the worst. But marginally better than 6 is hardly worth it.
>>67976965
>For, example theres brazil references in 5 and 7
What
>>67979328
>Bill's face mauled into unrecognisability in the books, readonably big backdround character
>appears in the penultimate film, says 'hi I'm Bill lol, nasty scars eh'
>>67986919
they also almost entirely wrote Percy out of the films
what a waste
>Bill can be his own secret-keeper to keep himself and Fleur safe in their beach house
James was apparently such a stupid cunt that he tried to make Sirius his secret-keeper, and let Pettigrew become it instead, just to prove how much he trusted his bros, instead of being his own secret-keeper and actually protecting his wife and child. Hell, he didn't even move his wife and kid to a cottage and hide that away, the dude literally just hid in his own fucking house that every wizard out there knew the location of.
James was such a fucking stupid shit, why did anyone ever like him?
>>67980880
I don't think Rowling put much thought into pairing up the characters until the sixth book, and given shit like the monster in Harry's stomach I think she realizes that she is not very good at writing it.
There was very little teased romance between the trio for the first five books other than Ron suddenly getting jealous of Hermione going out with his husbando, Krum getting jealous of Harry's relationship with Hermione and Cho doing the same.
>>67988656
maybe that was just because people would pitch a bitch if she directly referring to him popping 20 boners
Half blood prince could have been a great movie if they kept all of the flashbacks and back story material in. The shit with Voldy's mother and Grandfather was pretty vital to understanding him as a character, and was bretty gud reading.
>>67988956
Every time his scar hurt and it made him inattentive in class or whatever I just imagined him having a random boner.
>>67988656
Nah, I do distinctly remember subtle hints throughout the series of hermione and ron becoming fond of each other, like when one is in a dangerous situation the other freaks the fuck out. And they are constantly talking shit to each other which is a good indicator of attraction. With harry and ginny it is far less noticeable but, to be fair, that is also hinted as well relatively early on. Ginny is basically obsessed with Harry but it became set in stone with le stomach monster
