So what alien race is this? Le asian martial arts specialist?
>>67973138
it's le space samurai
>>67973138
Star Wars has had Teräs Käsi, a form of martial arts, in it for a long time.
>>67973138
human
>>67973195
Not canon, never talked about in movies, only in pre-Disney expanded universe.
>>67973138
It's nice to see gook legacy and british accents preserved thousand of years into the future. Tottaly plausible
>>67973277
>A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away....
>>67973247
And where do the asian-looking humans from that universe come from? The East as well?
>>67973277
>future
It's the past, son.
>>67973276
SHHHHHHHHHH dont wake the wookiepedians. They'll want to tell you about all the different types of grass in Star Wars and why every single type is important.
>>67973138
Kanji Klub, obviously.
>>67973195
Oh god blatant Finnish in star wars completely kills all immersion for me. Literally translates to Steel Hand in finnish and i can only cringe thinking how english speakers would pronounce it.
>>67973277
star wars is a fantasy series
that technically takes place in the past
>>67973138
is it just one person making this stupid ass thread over and over again or do people on /tv/ really not know how to use the catalog
Did they have to give this guy a wooden stick as a weapon? They have to be progressive on everything but they give this guy the most cliche asiany weapon they could think of?
>>67973138
Ming Po
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Ming_Po/Legends
>>67973277
>british accents
That's a Coruscant accent
>>67973429
He's blind and that's his walking stick, like Zatoichi
Japanese Chanbara films like Seven Samurai inspired the original Star Wars movie
It's like pottery
>>67973429
He even does the asian martial arts movie pose. It's so on the nose it hurts.
>>67973429
looks like a viroweapon to me
>>67973716
this guy is an actual martial arts expert. perhaps thats why you fucking idiot
>>67973789
Yeah, but we're in a galaxy far away from Earth, but he looks like your average earth asian martial arts expert. How about some alien stuff for a change?
>>67973277
Yeah but American accents and white people are just fine by you right?
>>67973971
we've seen literally two seconds of this guy fighting. calm your tits
>>67973971
you're retarded.
>>67973971
star wars is about people fighting with space swords. What did you expect?
>>67973277
>Future
For one it's not even our universe, it's a fucking fictional place that just happens to have humans in it.
It's also in the past you retard.
>>67973357
Fuck off back to Mongolia.
>>67973138
Even in space Asians are martial arts experts.
Top kek.
>>67973138
the female main character is 15? and she beats up adult storm trooper? Yea fucking right...
>>67973138
What if a galaxy far far away is actually hell?
>>67973138
THIS IS RACIAL STEREOTYPING
OF COARSE THE CIS WHITE MALES MAKING THIS MOVIE MAKE THE ASIAN GUY A SAMURAI
>>67973138
Why do you have problems with martial arts in a series of movies that have medieval space magick monk/knights in it?
>RECORD SCRATCH
>>67974257
>You may be wondering how I got here. Well...
>>67973138
What are the odds the movie will ruin his fight scenes with shitty directing and editing?
>>67973429
I think they're pissed at asians for not accepting gays and reducing black self esteem by succeeding as a minority.
>>67974333
Very high, also nice trips.
Just consider the fight scenes in a movie like Shanghai Noon where you have the infinitely capable Jackie Chan but the directing/stunt directing is wholesale garbage.
>>67974333
its a western movie so pretty likely.
>rouge one stars a grill Mary sue just like the force awakens.
Motherfucker.
>>67974126
nice meme, nigger
>>67974460
It's almost like all of the production/PR photos/teasers that have been available for months on end, nearly a year, would have informed you of this.
It's almost like you already knew this and are just using it as an excuse to do some inflammatory shitposting.
>>67974511
We're not all autistic enough to follow every bit of news on a ducking movie.
Super embarrassing
Expect a LOT of blow back from this
>Star Wars
>asian old (re: emasculated, nonfunctional penis) kungfu master in fucking space
>>67974323
>You may be wondering how I got here. Well...
>...i came from reddit!
>literally Kung-Fu in Space: The Hexalogy
>an actual kung-fu guy makes fanboys buttrage
>entire team except for rey 2.0 dies
you know this will happen
>>67973169
So Jedi?
>>67974580
Yet, you're autistic enough to post on this board which has repeatedly featured threads/images that reveal these things over a year-long period.
>beating Stormtroopers with a stick
Does their body armor count for nothing?
>>67974333
>Gareth Edwards
Godzilla was terrible. Doesn't bode well.
>>67974706
Can't show violence against women, and she can't have flaws, because flaws are sexist
>>67974731
Well the masks filter out smoke. Unfortunately not toxins.
>>67973357
>i can only cringe thinking how english speakers would pronounce it.
Isn't it
>Tearaeshey Czaesheueu?
>>67974779
Obi Wan had no flaws. Qui Gonn had no flaws. Maul had no flaws (other than ethically).
do you complain about garry sues too?
>>67975065
>Obi Wan had no flaws. Qui Gonn had no flaws. Maul had no flaws
Weird how they all lost seeing how perfect they were. The worst thing about sjw trolls is you can't tell if they're being this stupid on purpose or this is the future.
>>67975065
They did have flaws, they were beaten, physically hurt, defeated, and even killed. In the end they all failed their grand mission to bring balance to the force.
>>67975065
Obi Wan lost to Count Dooku in a saber duel, was killed by Darth Vader in their second encounter, failed as a master to Anakin etc.
Qui Gon lost his life in a saber duel, trusted in a prophecy that wasn't interpreted correctly and got the council's disapproval for vouching for Anakin
Darth Maul was reckless and underestimated his opponent, which got his ass cut in half.
They all couldn't talk to droids and pilot all kinds of ship etiher :)
>>67973277
well done
>>67975193
>>67975198
>>67975243
so your definition of a character flaw is if they've lost a fight. LOL what a crock of shit.
Rey got captured by Kylo and couldn't beat him single handedly without help. She literally gets knocked out within the first 30 seconds of duelling with him. Plus he was injured.
Thank god there are more roles for women in film, if only to highlight the stupidity of these goalpost moving arguments.
Guys, my normie friends are complaining on Facebook because we're getting another young white female main character that looks just like Rey instead of an alien or something else. Are the normies finally waking up and noticing the forced diversity?
>>67975065
you may be a cuck but you're not wrong
the whole jedi code necessitates that they're going to be boring as fuck characters
illegal alien
imright?
Some things are absolute.
he's a Chinesemarketsharian
>>67975353
>guy describes how rey is a mary sue
>but what about these characters?
>none of them fit his description
>lol you're moving goalposts
please tell me straight up if you're actually missing chromosomes or you're just trolling. it'll help my peace of mind.
>>67975065
>Qui Gon
>made his apprentice train Jedi Hitler
>Obi Wan
>trained Jedi Hitler, then lied to Luke with flimsy justifications like the point of view defense
>no flaws
>>67975519
i chuckl'd
WHERE IS MADS MIKKELSEN? Fuck I just wanted to see his role in the film.
>>67975065
Obi Wan was a liar
>>67975574
sorry logic triggers you. maybe /pol/ is more your speed.
>>67975579
>Qui Gonn responsible for Anakin
>Anakin's personal choices somehow reflects badly on Obi Wan
ouch. that stretch must've hurt.
if you're gonna go that far why not blame Rey for being abandoned on Jakku. or hey, why not insult her doll making. That's a big flaw.
>>67973357
>>67974913
English speakers say "ter UHHS kuh see"
It should be "TEAR-ASS CASS-EE"
>>67973138
So are the SJWs complaining about how this is a blatant stereotype bordering on racism?
Le eternal Azn samurai with high honor and dexterity.
They see a female lead and they're happy with the film. Is that how it works? Literally an Asian side (karate)kick. How about the Gook plays a different role this time around and some geek looking nigger can roundhouse kick stormptroopers?
>>67973357
look man all I know is what I played on Playstation game
>>67975808
>>67974405
SJWs hate asians because they prove that intelligence and hard work will propel you through cultural biases.
>>67975716
>Luke
Takes days/months of training to master use of the lightsaber and to hone his force powers
>Rey
First time she touches a lightsaber she holds her own over an experienced Jedi that's killed countless others. Also instantly is able to use the force to mind control cause she heard about it once with no training.
Reys just a shitty and uncompelling Mary sue.
>>67975808
>>67975913
I wonder how you came up with those retarded conclusions just to get upset at something
>>67975913
i wouldn't say hate, they're just indifferent to us as we're a bigger minority than blacks and hispanics
they only care about getting votes for democrats
>>67976001
>Luke
Often out of his depth, needs to be rescued by people with more experience
>Rey
Rescues herself because she don't need no man
>>67976001
Stormjanitortraitor uses it first and kills Stormtroopers and can deflect on his first try.
She's also able to use force powers because of character elements we're deliberately not supposed to know yet.
You're insulting yet you don't know who she is. That's idiotic. You don't know her midichlorian count.
>>67976064
>retarded conclusions
No, YOU are the retard. So retarded you forgot to add your retarded frog picture.
Asians always play the fucking martial artist. Always.
SJWs only care about fucking diversity up to a point. That point being having a woman front and center, and they'll shut up about it.
I'm asking why the fuck they arent making a stink about this Asian stereotype being perpetuated.
>>67976143
>>Rey
>Rescues herself because she don't need no man
y'know, except for the whole lightsaber duel where Finn comes in to help... or when she gets captured by Kylo outside Maz's.
>>67976064
Why would I be upset about what retarded liberals think? I'm just explaining why they're hypocrites.
>>67976193
>Asians always play the fucking martial artist. Always.
This is such a dumb statement I don't know where to start.
>>67976217
She got captured by Kylo for plot purposes. The very next scene with her shows she's stronger than Ren in mind probing, then she mind controls a stormtrooper.
Also, Finn isn't the one who rescues her in the forest battle with Kylo, SHE rescues Finn.
>>67973564
So he's a blind, old, chink kung-fu master with a stick? That's pretty cliched.
>>67973276
Isn't this new movie about stuff that occurred in the expanded universe? Why wouldn't it have the martial art as well?
>>67976315
she would've died by Kylo's hand if Finn didn't come in. she was knocked out cold.
And yes, she has force powers. just like Luke. wew. so sexist.
>>67976217
>Citing the lightsaber duel where Finn is duelling and SHE comes to save him
>Citing the scene where she gets captured, AND LITERALLY RESCUES HERSELF WITH THE BULLSHIT MIND TRICK
They get onto Starkiller to find her and she's literally already escaped, remember?
>>67976427
>she would've died by Kylo's hand if Finn didn't come in
he would have woken her up, offered to train her, then got his ass kicked when he reminded her the force is a thing and she can go all mary sue super saiyan
also you know very well that she would never have been knocked out if it wasn't for plot reasons. or maybe you don't because you're stupid but it's true.
>we need 2 1v1 duels
>ok what if we have him throw her 30 feet into a tree and knock her out
>won't that conflict with how we're going to make a force novice kick his ass later?
>nah it'll be fine because his side hurts
>>67976427
every other jedi in all 6 movies were not able to use anything but extremely vague and novice force powers until they were trained.(luke using the force to help him aim, ani being a super awsome pilot). Then you've got mary sue "i'm a jedi master after i had a dream or some shit". It's rediculous and you know it.
>>67976174
Finn is a stormtrooper, assumably trained in all forms of combat. Not surprising he'd know How to hold a magic laser sword.
As for Rey, I don't care if she's a female clone of Luke and Vaders butt baby, there's no excuse for her to be how she was.
>>67973138
its the "we're out of ideas so here is space liu kang ala mass effect"
I don't get this "hurr you guys are just calling Rey a mary sue because she's a woman".
Do none of you remember the countless people over the years bitching about luke holding his own against vader even though he only had a few months training? And he STILL got wrecked, and he HAD training, by two jedi masters one of which was fucking yoda.
>>67977034
>I don't get this "hurr you guys are just calling Rey a mary sue because she's a woman".
SJW attempt at social engineering because they're idiots who think the reason people have negative stereotypes about women is that they're not in enough action movies. Also trolls pretending to be the aforementioned group. What's to get?
Is rogue one supposed to be one of the side stories not connected to the main story?
Trailer didn't even have any jedi.
And more female leads, wooh.
>>67973195
Star Wars is the epitome of America.
>>67973310
>Diversity in appearance was seen on many Human populations, and no particular features seemed to have been traceable to specific isolated communities on any locations. The planet Socorro could have conceivably been an exception, as most of its known Human inhabitants seemed to possess dark skin and hair.
>>67977332
It's about how a young hip independent teenage girl fights the male patriarchy and steals the Death ball plans and delivers them to the female leader of the oppressed Rebels in the male ruled galaxy.
>>67977427
>the force awakens
>black man and strong independant woman as protags
>black man dindu nuffin
>bb8 is an overweight asien dwarf who identifies as a robot
>woman is LITERALLY mind raped
>the white man is killed near the end
We want the tumblr audience.
>>67977332
Yeah its about that other death star the empire was making.
>>67977978
>>woman is LITERALLY mind raped
>implying she isn't the mind rapist
which is actually better because it empowers women to rape just as well as men
>>67973277
>star wars
>future
excellent bait
>whacky old asain kungfu man
I thought Hollywood was trying to pander to China these days but Asian's hate this kind of stuff.
Getting hit in the head with a stick when you're wearing a helmet wouldnt do anything. THIS SUCKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67978129
they know the chinese won't go watch their movie because it has black gays so they're giving the middle finger
>>67973195
>Teräs Käsi
>mfw it's real
Top fucking kek.
t. finn
>>67978069
Why haven't any cute girls tried to rape me yet? Do I have to start and let them take over?
>>67973357
>Oh god blatant Finnish in star wars completely kills all immersion for me.
This.
>>67976861
I'm guessing the story will pull a KOTOR and Rey isn't a noob in reality
>>67979204
>tfa was so ridiculous even its defenders resort to tinfoil fan theories and 'they'll fix it in the next one'
>>67973138
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING ALIENS
>>67973195
>>67973138
<<<White men are mad AF kek! Go Star Wars show them what you've got. Lead the story with another female. Kek
>>67977034
>luke holding his own against vader even though he only had a few months training?
That's tenuous as fuck to begin with, considering Vader was trying to capture Luke, not kill him, was toying with him literally fighting one-handed, and in the end Luke just gets BTFO and loses a hand anyway
