>we want the Hunger Games audience
>we want the kino audience
>wanting an audience
What is this, a movie?
>>67970131
Why is this movie even being made? Unecessary as fuck.
>>67970527
its a flick at best
A woman a mexican and an arab in the leading roles
Holy shit, /tv/ literally on suicide watch
>>67970527
>Why is this Star Wars movie being made?
I don't know, I'm guessing Disney likes money.
>>67970719
>Mads, Based Ben and Scottish Nigger also in it
/tv/ will be conflicted
>>67970647
Because a film set before Star Wars about the Death Star allows them to cram in as much nostalgia shit as humanly possible.
We get:
>The Death Star
>The Empire
>Darth Vader
>Star Destroyers
>Mon Mothma
>X-Wings
>Stormtroopers
>AT-ATs
All in one trailer, apart from Darth.
>>67970719
I want /pol/ to leave
>>67970131
I'll admit, I really liked the wailing klaxon used in the teaser.
>>67970719
Diego Luna is based as,fuck, bro
>>67970647
How is it "unnecessary"? People want more Star Wars movies so Disney makes them, people are entertained and Disney makes money. It's win win.
>What do you do?
>I Rebel
>we want the literal reddit audience
>>67970859
Well they shoud at least have made the movie about something else more interesting then. I bet no ever ever tough "Hm you know what would be cool? Seeing who stole the plans for the Death Star."
>>67970131
Yeah pretty much this.
>>67970957
That's why it's better, it's something at least tangentially new. This is inifinitely more interesting than the stupid fucking "solo movies" (no pun intended) we're getting after this. Too bad they gave this one to Gareth "Reddit" Edwards. I'm sure he will ruin it with some stupid fucking shoved in Darth Vader / Obi-Wan cameo.
>>67970647
Shekels are never unnecessary, you silly goy.
Too bad the chick on the bottom looks like she's just coming out of a 3 day bender.
>>67970719
>Menselsohn
>Mikkelsen
>Desplat
>the terrorists are played by an arab and a serial criminal woman
this is pure kino my friend, no amount of 2010 meme waifu reaction images can change that
>ITT: Angry white neckbeards
>>67972384
you have to go back faggot
>>67970527
>Art created from a spark of brilliance / creativity
>Soulless movies straight from a conveyer belt solely made to appeal to as many people to cash in as much $$$
Choose your kino Anon
>>67972384
>>67972597
>brilliance / creativity allowed to flow freely as the brand name alone already sells the tickets regardless of content
>Soulless trash made solely to pay the rent (later: child support) of art school losers with no marketable skills, tailor-made to stroke the massive ego of the only niche that still pays attention to them: fellow pseudointellectual losers
I did choose. Please remove yourself and your favorite PTA/Refn/Villeneuve flicks out of this kino discussion.
>>67972442
*tips fedora*
