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iRebel.
JUST
MILK MY FRANCHISE DRY
>>67966593
President Snow! We are coming for your plans!
Lets just forget those already established Bothans or anything because now we have Katniss Everforce!
>>67966593
What if at the end of it all, this butch ends up becomingcaptain phasma? I'd be cool with it.
>>67966593
her name is
Rey Bell
>>67966756
Bothans died for the second Death Star you tithead
>>67966593
God, I hope her and the rest of her squad dies for those fucking plans.
>>67967136
And then Kyle Katarn gets his movie?
Another dumb cunt as the lead? what the fuck are they doing, fucking JJar and Disney, idiots
>>67966814
That would be quite ingenious, although Phasma is obviously portrayed by a different actress.
>>67966593
Nice to see my waifu getting some work.
Star Wars Grrrrrl Power!
This SJW shit isn't being forced on us. Some focus group and market study realized the SJW shit makes more money. Faggot SJW's will pay for this in droves. Fanboys will pay for it because autism won't allow them to miss a Star Wars movie.
REAL HUMAN BEAN
>>67966593
Seeing that last shot as just made me want an Imperial focused movie more than anything else announced.
Avenger Squadron when?
>>67967175
That would imply that Kyle got killed by Kylo.
Unless he went on his own path to become a force wielded who didn't adhere to the all of the teachings of the Jedi (hence not making him a Jedi) then yeah.
>>67967281
>/v/ has another chimpout because of a female character
They will literally use the fact that she's Rey's mom to stop criticism of them being the same character
>dude its poetry!! dude because its her mom dude!!!
>>67967177
JJar had nothing to do with this.
Why do all women have to act like men in today's flicks? A strong male lead is way more believable than a shoehorned woman.
>>67967367
he probably had no input, disney telling him what to do, of course he's going to jump at a chance to direct a star wars flick
whatwillyoudoiftheyBREAKYOU
>>67967281
If you have a point you're trying g to make you should maybe come less across as a whiny teenage faggot. Kinda makes me think you're a Poe.
I'm calling it now.
This entire series is going to be a shitfest with some nice CG and some cool moments that all will not involve the main character or any of her campy cheesey womyn stronk lines.
Just like in TFA
Insert Hunger Games whistle [here] at end of trailer.
>>67967397
>Why do all women have to act like men in today's flicks?
Because Baby boomers who became college professors decided it would be better to brainwash our young women who should have been turning into future mothers and housewives, that women are just better than men at everything and the only reason we think they suck is because the man was holding them back all this time.
They're basically niggers
>mfw you cucks are going to call her a Mary Sue
That line was god awful.
Throw up on my keyboard when it happened.
>>67967498
we haven't seen it yet but if the past example of the NuStarwars Female is evidence of the direction they're taking lead female characters in then yes. She will be Mary Sue and it's going to overshadow any skill the actress really has because she will be playing a character with no character arc.
>>67966814
Oh my god, no.
Not again.
Can't we wait until we figure out who Snoke is for example? Do we have to endure another 8 months of "Chico is Quiet!!!"?
>Your a big rebel
>>67967329
Theory: Max von Sydow played Katarn in TFA.
>>67967177
If JJ was directed the trailer would have been more watchable tbqh
This movie actually looks alright. Well, except the main character. Literally a fucking female kyle katarn, the biggest mary sue in Star wars history. Fuck you disney.
>reckless and undisciplined
>this is a rebellion isn't it? ...I rebel
>>67966593
Her pose reminds me of Hunger games and shiit
Where is Daisey Ridley?
>>67967663
>It wasn't a joke, /v/ is still on this board
>>67966593
So does she actually say something along these lines? If so, link me to it please. I need a good laugh.
>>67967717
You hear the one about the death star and the rebels? Well your buddy many bothans didnt make it accross the river.
Apologize
>>67967772
Just watch the fucking trailer, faggot.
>>67967270
have you seen "Flashbacks of a Fool" ? She never looked better than in that movie imo.
>This is a rebellion, isn't it?
would have been fine if they'd just left it there
>>67967804
>This movie will give /tv/ someone to hate besides rey
Well, at least there's one good thing to come out of this movie.
>>67967804
Damn it's like her face is small on her face
Would it hurt to be hit by a stick if you are waring full stormprooper armor and shit?
>>67966593
ANOTHER
FUCKING
MUH STRONG WYMN
PROTAGONIST
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67966817
pottery
She is alot prettier than Rey at least.
I just hope they will all die, like it's implied in the canon.
>>67966593
Give it back to Lucas, please, I would rather have him build from the mistakes he made than have... This.
>"THE EMPIRE SIGNIFIES THE STRAIGHT WHITE CIS MALE PATRIARCHY, ALSO DARTH VADER IS DONALD TRUMP"
Wow, was that really necessary to put that line in there? I mean i get it, disney is trying to push a political message, but this was a bit heavy-handed imo
>I, Rebel
What did she mean by this?
>>67967875
>character has melee weapon
>enemies with guns run up close to them
>>67967885
Not too hard, I really don't get why people fawn over her. She's not ugly, but she's not exactly amazing and holy fuck her voice.
>>67967875
>stormtrooper """"""""""""""""""""""armor""""""""""""""""""""
>>67967875
It's plastic, so probably
>>67967895
wtf is that gif
>>67967498
She literally already is.
>>67967934
It has to be effective against SOMETHING. Fucking something! Or can i punch through it with my bare hands then?
>>67967498
If the shoe fits.
>>67967978
You know those huge helmets they wear? All they do is filter out smoke, nothing else.
>>67967804
She looks entirely plain. Why didn't they cast Jenna Coleman?
>we caught you for breaking our laws but you're so badass, here's a mission for you
lol
it looks like a fucking fan film
>>67966593
Is this some kind of female James Bond set in the star wars universe? I got that feeling from the trailer and I thought I was going to see Daniel Craig pop out for a sec.
>>67967978
Dude, teddy bears threw rocks at them and still fucked them up.
>>67967281
what disney realised is that star wars fanboys will see anything with star wars labelled on it. so they'll just keep going with YA shit for the foreseeable future to try get that audience too.
>it's a girl beats a group of guys in melee combat episode
Give her a blaster or a lightsaber. Otherwise it's just absurd.
>>67967761
>yfw when she uses a space bow
>>67968049
aaaaaaaahhhh, don't remind me, i get it. Film for kids. But they confused me at the begining promising dark tone
Now all the "nerdy gaymor gurlz" who saw this will all be like "OMG SHE'S SO REBELLIOUS JUST LIKE ME AND IM SUCH A SPECIAL ENLIGHTENED LIBERATED FEMINIST SNOWFLAKE" posing with their star wars shirts and retrica filters slapped on top of it
Popular culture is dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9xBZLPYzGg
>>67968157
>Popular culture is dead
I wish it were.
Life was better when the internet wasn't around to reinforce narcissistic behavior in young teens.
>yes zah
Whk is this new Zah character gonna be? Or is it Mon Mothma's first name?
>>67967892
>I just hope they will all die, like it's implied in the canon.
If the female lead must live I'd like to see it happen through betrayal.
WEW
WEW
WEW
>>67967804
no, fuck her. felicity is much better.
How do you go from this.....
>>67966756
>>67967093
BTFO
T
F
O
>yfw you really don't know your star wars
>>67967892
Kathleen Kennedy wants more stong women, I wouldn't be surprised if she fights Vader to a stand still, senpai.
>>67966593
She is cute af.
>>67967804
the other girl seems like a better actor
but have shittier lines
>we're going for the Hunger Game audience
>>67968236
to this.
>>67968157
hi grandpa, keep those kids off your lawn coz back in your day kids had respect huh
Why are they all human though
>>67968157
There have been 7 star wars films made, of those, 6 have had a male lead. One other had a shared female/male lead.
Only 1 Star Wars film ever made will have a female lead, and for some reason you believe that means "pop culture is dead" because all woman are rabid feminists who see the sight of another woman in cinema as being some call to arms in your imaginary gender war.
I swear to god, this board is getting to be the alt-tumblr
>>67967498
Only if she lives through the entire movie.
Darth Vader breathing at 1:29 / 1:30
I called it before The Force Awakens even came out, that after Disney began pushing out these lukewarm play it safe star wars movies that the fans would go running back to the prequels all like, "these were actually not half bad. I mean they are kind of unique in their own special way." I freakin called it man. but you know what, so many people complained about the prequels that disney knew they had to play it safe and go the "decent" plot movie thing route. I mean The Force Awakens isn't bad.... but it's just a bigger corporation now than the prequels were... i dunno, guys? thoughts???? ehh???
>>67968294
She's such a fucking awful character already though, unless they purposefully mangled her dialogue in the trailer.
>>67967863
>YOU WILL NEVER BYPASS THE BIRTH CONTROL
R-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67968326
after the prequels ill take decent play it safe movies anyday
>>67966593
"I'm a rebel aren't I? I rebel'
>quips in my star wars
M-maybe it isn't r-r-really Marvel but Disney?? ;_;
>>67968294
>male lead
The prequel trilogy, arguably which were all shit
The OT was much more of an ensemble with a primary focus on Luke, especially in the RotJ which was kind of shit.
>Female as lead.
>Rest of team are LGBTQ+ minorities
SJWs have won. This movie is going to be shit just like VII pandering to Tumblr.
>>67967929
>She's not ugly, but she's not exactly amazing
That plus the fact that she's in a popular franchise is exactly why people fawn over her. Nerds don't like women who are too attractive to be obtainable to them. Just like Hermoine.
>>67966593
In b4 she doesn't actually turn bad, and this is just her when she is in disguise
Another trailer trying to make the movie seem deeper then it really is
>>67968384
thats not a quip tho
>>67968374
What the fuck is going on in that image? Is this one of those hockey game crowd rapes I've heard about?
>>67968326
The prequels were just massive cashgrabs too. The merchandising was even worse
The only Star Wars movie made that wasn't just a cashgrab was ANH, and even then George was looking at the bigger picture when he demanded toy rights.
The prequels may have been more original, but don't pretend like they weren't made to milk money as well
>>67968361
>She's such a fucking awful character already though
You do realise you're basing that on a 2 minute long teaser where she has a single line right?
Remember how everyone hated "muh stormtrooper nigger" in the TFA trailer, and how he ended up being the best part of the movie.
>>67968415
Well I guess you'll have to stay on reddit then, because this is a pro-tumblr board, faggot. We support social justice here.
>>67968473
DISNEY BOTNET BINGO
FUCK!
I just realize, at the end of the movie they will have to give the stolen plans to Leia.
Who will be portraying the Semen demon?
>>67967093
What a shame. This film could have used furry characters dying.
>>67968506
CGI carie fisher
>>67968506
Natalie Portman
>>67968490
I wonder what those wiffle bats are on her back.
>>67968490
>May the force be ever in your favor
The I Rebel part was cringe as fuck but the rest of the movie might be cool.
>>67968506
Probably Jennifer Lawrence, all things considered
What gets me is that it doesn't make sense to have a female lead.
For months they've been building this up as the gritty film that old Star Wars fans will enjoy.
So why a female lead? If the actual trilogy has Rey?
It's just blatant pandering.
>>67968566
God does this look bad. Why do these people feel like they have to make a trailer for an R rated movie when we know it's going to be a children's movie? Make the trailer more fun, and don't lie about the product you're putting out.
Tfa had a similar problem. Initial scene is supposed to be very intense and make me care about storm troopers. Then we're just back to lolstormtroopersdie for the rest of the movie. I wonder if directors/writers understand that that doesn't work. Maybe they think people of the 21st century have so little attention span that they won't even pay attention to continuity or a lack thereof. I'm not sure why, but I know it creates a shit movie.
>>67968473
Ask any patrician and he will tell you that Kylo was the best part of the movie.
>>67968506
cgi like Tarkin.
![REB_IA_12257-1536x864-529685238515[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tBMFr53.jpg "REB IA 12257-1536x864-529685238515[1]")
>>67968526
At least they got her butt right.
>>67968506
a black woman
>SJWs ruined video games
>SJWs ruined comics
>SJWs ruined 4chan
>Now SJWs are ruining Star Wars.
SJWs just want to destroy everything I love don't they.
>>67968566
They aren't doing it because it will be good they're doing it because it will be polarizing and it will pander to feminists and SJW.
The full well know that women generally suck in lead action roles but they're doing it anyway because it will further undermine the established working formula for action/adventure movies and that's all liberals want.
They want change just for the sake of change.
>>67968194
I don't understand this meme
Star Wars is just shitty hunger games with another backset.
I'd creampie Felicity Jones though
>>67968271
in under 12 parsecs?
>>67966593
The trailer was so awkward to watch. Some black guy kept yelling "WOO" outside.
Can't wait for my youtube feed to be filled with clickbait "STAR WARS ROGUE ONE THEORY FROM TRAILER SPOILER ALERT" and "10 THINGS YOU MISSED FROM THE NEW STAR WARS ROGUE ONE TRAILER"
>>67967316
I would love a movie about an imperial marshal that hunts down prisoners and rebels
I was expecting a glimpse of Boba fett or IG-88
but with that Mon Mothma I am quite comfy
>>67968631
You need to be a Patrician to enjoy the prequels as they were meant to be enjoyed.
>She was my first ever television crush as a kid.
>Now she's star wars lead.
Good for me.
>>67966593
>I Rebelle
>>67968623
>>67968628
>Blames "SJW"s for his shit life.
How does it even feel to be a reactionary faggot BTFO by today's based world of social justice?
I think that there were no cool aliens, the characters were running too much, the white guy looked based, the girl seems like a poor actress with bad lines, the tropical planet looks comfy, the girl is prettier than Rey but not pretty enough to hold my attention as a lead actress.
I just hope the plot is more coherent this time around.
>>67966593
This is a rebellion, isn't it? I rebel.
Executive: So Hunger games, feminism and star wars are the hippest things now. To maximize profits, we should combine all these.
All that's fucking missing is a pewdiepie reaction cam at the top corner of the movie.
>>67968726
shop that face on lads
this was actually worse than episode 7 teaser
why is edwards so shit
>>67966814
That would be a pretty cool twist.
>>67967990
You must aquit
>>67967093
Bothans die for all kinds of things. A bunch of them died because netflix removed M*A*S*H.
>>67968767
The Episode VII trailers were actually great
The tone is all wrong. It looks like a student project, really fucking cheap. I hate the main character already. I hate the secondary protagonists as well. I don't like how cringeworthy it is. It wasn't exciting or interesting.
This is the sort of thing we all secretly want:
>http://youtu.be/xqUqrv6t4HM
Fuck sake boys, this one could have been interesting.
>>67968754
STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS YOU FUCKER.
>>67968024
If anyone doesn't believe me
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/57065f1d3cd39-rogue-one-a-star-wars-bond.php
>>67968566
>WAAAAAAH I HATE FEMALE LEADS WAAAAAH
>T-T-THE SJWS ARE RUINING MOVIES!
Im so sorry that every movie cant have white males as a lead in it.
>it's a tiny, cute baby-faced girl plays a badass episode
>>67967281
spotted the permavirgin
>>67968770
I'm calling it now, the twist is going to be that the Emperor secretly let them escape with the plans so they could destroy the first death star and get trapped by the second death star and destroy the alliancenin ine swoop. Tarkin was expendible for the emperor and the plot of the first movie is now moot.
>>67968819
>white
>males
Pick 1(one).
Now I love Rey even more
>>67968285
the general populace would just think they look weird and become disinterested
they want the cast to be the politically correct version of diverse and not actually diverse
Damn, I was looking forward to spunky bothan characters
WEW...WEW...WEW...WEW...WEW
WEW...WEW...WEW...WEW...WEW
WEW...WEW...WEW...WEW...WEW
WEW...WEW...WEW...WEW...WEW
WEW...WEW...WEW...WEW...WEW
>going for the dark gritty starwars
>not showing vader publicly behead a rebel.
>This is rebellion isn't it?
Like pottery
>Teaser trailer
>No vader
Good. Can we keep it like this until the movie is out?
>>67968736
I honestly hope Trump wins the nomination just so he'll lose by 20 points in the general. That dose of reality chemo might be deadly to /pol/scum.
Redditcucks BTFO by based rouge one
>>67967281
Hey, at least she ain't black man.
/tv/ hates felicity jones now?
>takes place before/during episode 4-5
>looks like it takes place a month or seven before episode 7
it's going to have ""modern dialogue"' too isn't??
>>67968915
Didn't you hear? Gritty just means tween and young adult targeted. I rebel, amirite?
This is actually pretty disappointing.
It just doesn't look interesting in any way.
is this cgi or damn good casting or both?
I can't tell
Hunger games much?
>Hitler didn't win
>Jews took over
>Now even Star Wars is spreading cultural marxist bullshit.
How does it feel when we actually lost the cold war and communism won?
The male in the team is probably a faggot as well.
They are not setting up Rey's parents, they are setting up Poe's parents. iRebel and the Mexican guy from The Terminal (they both look like they'll be pilots) will probably have a romance, and boom, Poe appears.
>>67968499
Ya fucking queer
>>67968972
That's felicia day w/o makeup
>>67968947
>daily reminder that aunt beru had on a fucking Jean jacket
Get out.
Why is she covering her hair?
>>67968988
Read Shattered Empire. Poe's parents aren't those guys.
>>67966593
God damn Disney is copying the Hunger Games hard.
Both new entries with a "strong woman" character with no white male leads in sight.
Because it's ok to fuck over white men now it today's society.
#puke
>ben mendelsohn
i can't stop laughing
>>67969021
we want the sharia audience
>>67968984
>cultural marxist
No, I mean this in all honestly, fuck off faggot and kill yourself. This guy is a stormfront/pol/ fag.
Trailer hyped me (AT-AT, Stromtrooper, Dark Trooper, Star Destroyers , bad ass looking Imperial admiral, Forest Withaker.)
Come here thinking people will also be hype and all i see is: "Feminism, SJW, strong woman".....
Am i the only who don't hate looking at a beautiful woman? Is this place full of faggot?
>>67966593
Why do they keep making little girls the main characters in Star Wars movies? It's unrealistic as fuck. How is a little girl supposed to beat fully grown strong men?
Fucking mary sue SJW bullshit. feminists should be put in cages and raped until they admit they worship the dick, start with this cunt and mary sue bitch from the other film.
>Forest Whitaker
immersion ruined
Just this teaser is already a better SW movie than VII was in its entirety.
The only way for /tv/ to get anymore butthurt over a female lead in a Star Wars movie is for them to make her fat.
>>67969053
holy triggered autism
calm down, xir. just close the thread and you can go back to your hugbox
>>67968993
Can you not read? We're pro social justice, so you can kindly fuck off this board with your bigotry.
>>67969032
There were plenty of white male leads in Hunger games, poseidon, bakery boy and thors brother
>>67968906
>yfw they didn't want the furfag crowd
Maybe it isn't so bad after all.
>>67969065
Of course it did
You're a facebook ape
>>67969081
You mean "realistic" and "healthy"
>>67968972
It might be the same actress that played Mon Mothma in Ep3.
>>67969070
>unrealistic
You know those movies contain a cyborg fighting a old wizard with laser swords inside a planetoid space station?
>>67969032
>Han Solo
>>67969065
This. Everyone needs to stop bitching. Gender doesn't make a good character, the acting and the writing does
>>67968947
the originals used "modern dialog" for the time too, especially 5 and 6
>>67969065
If you actually thought that trailer was good, and the movie looks interesting, than you're a fucking mouthbreather, like the rest of the cunts who will go watch it.
Compared to this Ep7 looked like bad cosplay.
>>67969137
I'm just bitching because it's funny and I'm bored. I'm gonna watch it anyways.
>>67969021
LONDON
>>67969027
Oh fuck you're right, thanks anon.
>>67969065
>Am i the only who don't hate looking at a beautiful woman? Is this place full of faggot?
Were you here a couple of years ago where people were posting prepubescent girls and feet over the place? They even had a word for it, cunny.
>>67967892
That is not going to happen, Disney sees potential sequel dollar signs. Remember how before Thanos was rumored to kill the entire Guardians of the Galaxy team to help set up Infinity War? The Disney jews are never going to give up profits for creativity.
>>67969156
explain why it was bad please without using the word reddit, pleb or feminism
>>67969121
hmm, any word on the actress name?
looks comfy af
i dont care for the star wars franchise. this might be good since there are no superpowers or unkillable characters because of sequels.
>we want the hunger game audience
bravo kathleen kennedy
you've done it again!
>>67968940
She was dire in The Theory of Everything. I honestly cannot believe she got an Oscar nomination for that film. I guess acting nominations are more dependent on the film than the actual performance.
>>67968090
DELETE THIS NOW
>>67969122
And? that doesn't break suspension of disbelief. Fucking FEMALES fighting strong men does because it's fucking unrealistic moron.
>>>ghazi
when did all you SJW faggots start coming to 4chan? Fuck off back to your own shitboard and cry about your Gamergate boogyman faggot.
>>67969206
gb2 Neogaf if you need mods to keep your safe space ideologically pure
Dammit, I really hoped this would be a group-centric movie. But nope. Strong female lead. Only the thought of Donnie Yen kicking stormtroopers ass and seeing a badass Vader is keeping me hyped for this.
>>67969021
He's a space burqa.
>>67969196
for some reason I was expecting new TFA setting even though I knew it was set before star wars, hit me in the gut when I saw all the good old stuff.
>>67968972
I believe its the same actress that played Mothma in Ep III: Genevieve O'Reilly.
Damn good casting on this one.
>>67967498
>Nerds will nerd
>4chan has to hate everything new
As if 4 chan isnt the same as reddit
>>67969248
>neogaf
Fuck off /v/. Mods ban /v/eddit posters.
>>67966593
>make the main character a mary sue because it convinces feminists to go see it and capeshit manchildren will go see it anyway
feminism in reality
>>67969264
Can't we all just agree that every group of people sucks?
>>67969070
>> Triggered because he gets beat up by girls for his lunch money
>movie made by men
WHOOOO #GIRLPOWER!
Is Felicity Jones playing Jan Ors from Dark Forces?
The dialogue is muddles in the trailer when she states her name it could be interpreted as "Jan Ors, Sir" But Imdb has her name, and her name only listed as "Jyn Erso" Then again can that be trusted?
If it is Jan Ors then that other dude in the trailer could be Kyle Katarn.
>>67966593
She looks like Mark Hamill.Muh dick.
>>67969319
I doubt they'll go full on Dark Forces, but they do seem to be borrowing concepts from the old EU, which I'm just fine n' dandy with.
>>67969021
>muslim refugee propaganda
it begins
>>67969032
White men are useless
The age of women has come!
Already want to put a blaster to the head of the new lead.
Not hyped for this at all.
More girl power
More black guy as storm trooper
They should stop forcing it
>>67969185
I'm not ready to really elaborate, but main points I personally dislike:
>the cringe, awful character interaction
>the overdone 'been a rebel since 15' trope
>the direction
>the way the world looks
>the same rebel/empire story again
>the lack of excitement
It looks veeeerryy safe. Boring. No charisma or visual flair. No creative vision. Just what the audience wants to see. Well, the YA retards at least.
>>67969185
> iRebel
>hunger games theme
>literally same plot as 7 which copied 4 and 6
>only interesting thing would be Mads playing a villain with hannibal the cannibal traits
>villains will be butchered
>characters will be weak
>main character/s will survive
you can just tell its gonna be shitty. because itll make the good guys win because muh stronk woman cant be shown losing to white males.
>>67969261
>Mon Mothma. That it is the actress Genevieve O'Reilly, who George Lucas cast in the part in "Revenge of the Sith." It's no surprise that she's reprising her role: they're still committed to George Lucas's blueprint, why not respect his casting choices as well? It seems as we move forward that Mon Mothma will be more and more important in the canon, and that is something I can get behind.
At least lucas did some things right, not bad indeed.
>try to make a diverse cast
>STILL include white men
>white
>men
Nah, pick one.
Did you see that diverse cast? This is amazing diversity. I'm literally shaking.
>>67969393
>trying to make a diverse cast
>that prometheus and alien inspiration for the trailer.
>>67968506
The plans were beamed to her ship. They don't hand her a disc personally.
>>67969442
If you didn't become immediately erect when you heard that Star Destroyer collision klaxon, then you can get right the fuck out of my fandom.
Abrams still haunts us.
>A Star Wars Story
>>67969465
Leia will prolly show up as a hologram as they upload the plans. Makes it easier to show a CGI Leia and not weird people out with uncanny valley shit.
Seriously, why did the have the tell us she was a badass in the trailer? With Mon Mothma having to be like 'woah hol up I laik you maaann'.
Oh yeah, because it's essentially impossible to realistically sell a beautiful young woman as truly badass.
>>67967281
>female character
>CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY DID THIS, MUST BE A CONSPIRACY. MUST BE A MONEY GRAB. THANKS JEWS
holy shit, man
so they're not making a chronologically ordered trilogy? they're not even making a trilogy, they'll just make random movies until the franchise has gone stale and then they'll take a break and wait?
>actress with buck teeth
>not getting buckfu
>>67969375
Well in the movies defense we already know they succeed in stealing the Death Star plans.
The bigger question is who is Rey's dad since it's obvious that Not Rey is the mom. He has to be some kind of force user.
>>67968446
Philly fans being fucking criminals again. These are the same people who threw batteries at Santa Claus during a football game and routinely vomit on small children. They're fuckin animals.
>>67968566
They have to introduce Rey's mum, so when Luke talks about his dead wife Jyn, we know who he's talking about.
>>67969250
>only 4 scenes in a 2h20m movie is keeping me hyped for this
Fucking fat slime I hope you don't see this in theatres
>>67969495
>dat ass tho
>>67969495
That scene actually looks like they're running through the London Underground at London Bridge
>citation: I was there earlier today
>>67969344
Well they got the Dark Troopers, Mon Mothma, and mission to steal the death star plans. Sounds a lot like Dark Forces, which would be awesome. I hope the IMDB character name is just something some idiot misheard from trailer and it is Jan Ors and Kyle Katarn.
>>67969527
They're making a trilogy: VII VIII IX
They are also making side story movie in between: Rogue One and the Han Solo movie maybe a boba fett movie
>>67969543
Rey was born 10 years after ROTJ tho.
>>67966593
So wait what was this movie about
Is this some kind of interqual, a sequel or a prequel? I don't understand, I visit /tv/ and suddenly theres this trailer for a new star wars movie
whos directing it? and why is the black guy with the lazy eye in it? and whos this bunny teethed actress with a great rear?
I'm so confused someone please help
>>67968548
They're Imperial Wiffle Bats™, rebel scum.
>>67969526
I would totally agree with you except for the fact it is absolutely an intentional money grabbing decision based on political demographics
>>67969156
You're gonna go see this movie too, stop playin
>>67969532
>Well in the movies defense we already know they succeed in stealing the Death Star plans.
yea but there wont be any risk
>steal the plans
>ok
>get outnumbered and surrender
>empire keeps them alive, after they fucked their shit up even though empire is supposed to be bad
>they escape
>steal plan on their way out
>maybe one character (sub character) will get killed by vader to try and make him a threat.
itll be fucking gay. they need to grow a pair of balls and kill off the main character and a few other key characters throughout the movie to give us a better experience.
everyone secretly likes the empire, and wants to see more of them
>>67969578
It's set between III and IV and it's about the rebels stealing the Death Star plans. That's the concept for the film. Because we need to have every little event expanded into a full film rather than doing anything new in the universe.
>>67969021
So the "culturally diverse" audience that the Jews at Disney are pushing for don't go having any unfortunate "sexual emergencies" during screenings.
That might do a little too much to open people's eyes to the invasion, Goyim.
>>67969495
>implying Abrams doesn't have better quality control
Also he doesn't have any handheld shots in TFA
>>67969578
about how they stole the plans for the death star what leia had at the start of the original Star Wars
>people get so worked up that they have to try to relate to a woman that they ignore how weird it is that there's just a blatant samurai in Star Wars
Who cares, you'll all see it you little weak faggots.
Rogue Hawk Down
They promised blood and violence. It better deliver.
>>67969193
That's Felicia Day, you might know her from such shows as MST3K2 and Twitterfarts.
I wish I was like some of you people, with no real taste, a need to follow suit with popular opinion. I wish I could see past quality and filmmaking and just blindly enjoy everything that I'm supposed to, post on Facebook about how it look 'pretty fucking cool' and go watch it with my gf.
Reality: it look lame, boring, safe. No interest to see it. A
>>67969606
it might be, but that should have no impact on whether or not you can enjoy it. The fact that it's predictably the first thing people complain about just speaks to the autism and hysteria that has ruined the type of people we communicate with here
>>67969664
But I won't. Definitely not after TFA.
>>67969569
https://twitter.com/lizo_mzimba/status/718048721834000384
Sorry to bust your bubble....
Still, her character and plot elements do seem to be directly inspired by DF, as you noted.
>>67969578
>and whos this bunny teethed actress with a great rear?
Did you watch the same trailer?
>>67969641
There's some faux handheld in the spaceship scenes.
This looks awesome, I had no idea it was set during the first trilogy.
>>67968473
Finn was an incredibly inconsistent character that was treated as a joke. Boyega is a good actor but the actual character sucks.
>>67969065
It's another A New Hope rehash
>>67969578
dat ass, amirite
>>67967901
This meme doesn't work on a trailer that JUST came out hombre.
>>67969577
Do you know if Jyn survives Rogue One? No. No you don't.
>>67969156
If anyone had an opinion on the quality of the movie based on the trailer, they are basically a reactionary faggot. You're literally just as bad, if not worse. At least an optimist can claim potential. Dismissive cunts cannot do the same.
This entire movie makes no sense if she's not Rey's mom.
What would be the point of creating the exact same character twice
>>67969741
Yeah I recognised some of the stuff I saw. Think I saw Mon Mothma and an imperial walker.
Cool, definitely gonna watch it. I'm a big Star Wars guy though so of course I am. The main character look pretty badass too.
>I rebel
Disney has to be making just so fucking much money right now.
It's insane
>>67966593
iRebel is Rey's mum kylo katan is her dad
>>67969716
great asses come in all different sizes anon.
Small, tight, compact, medium sized with a nice equilibric balance of tight and voluminous, or large with strong thighs and supportive legs, with a nice jiggle effect
ass is beautiful and should be celebrated. no matter what shape or size.
>>67969644
>>67969631
Thanks lads. Kinda clears it up for me.
>>67967875
Ask the stormtroopers who fought the Ewoks.
>>67969804
isnt leia rey's mom?
fuck im so confused
>>67968702
>enjoy the prequels as they were meant to be enjoye
Children movies?
>>67967436
Too bad tons of retards will still pay money to see this. Then they will come to this board and complain about it. Rinse and Repeat.
>>67968563
Fits with the hunger games shit they're pulling.
>>67969837
Not unless Luke fucked his sister.
>>67969802
Why the fuck can't you judge a movie by its trailer? I know the tone they're going for, the aesthetics, the characterisations and the basic story arc. I don't like it.
I also didn't like TFA, which also informs my opinion. Fucking kill yourself.
>>67969871
>mfw crippling social anxiety keeps me from going to the movies so waiting for torrents is literally the fastest way i will see a movie
>>67966593
I'm looking forward to it.
Keep crying, /tv/.
>>67969809
Definitely Mon Mothma.
I look forward to seeing this, Disney has a done a great job with Star Wars so far, I heard there will be a Han Solo and Boba Fett spinoff film too.
I would have loved all this as a kid but never mind, the more Star Wars the better.
>>67967281
If liking a white british girl who is actually attractive and has an interesting character means I'm an SJW, then I guess I'm a fat purple haired dike
Lot of butthurt faggots out today. Better grab an umbrella to avoid the rain of tears. Although I hear they are tastey.
>>67968506
A transsexual
>>67969687
>it might be, but that should have no impact on whether or not you can enjoy it
Of course not, if you're a well-behaved pleb who consumes any media that is put in front of you
Unfortunately we are the autistic kind that get annoyed at how suggestible most people really are.
I want to like this, but Forest Whitaker in a sci-fi suit is going to break my suspension of disbelief every single second he's onscreen...
>>67969962
Not funny.
Tumblr get cerebral palsy and rot.
>>67969918
>crippling social anxiety keeps me from going to the movies
Go during the afternoon on a weekday, if you can. Barely anybody shows up for matinees. There were literally like 5 people in my theater on the day BvS came out.
>>67967875
>its CGI
WHAT THE FUCK? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
star wars is being marketed for little girls now. It's no longer for our sons. abandon ship.
i don't believe anything shown in trailers anymore
there is no reason not to suspect this becoming another VII poop
>>67969903
you literally don't know what they're going for. You have an idea, but that just confirms your reactionary faggotry. After I kill myself, perhaps you should follow suit.
>>67969962
Try again faggot.
>>67966593
So when is she gonna /ss/ with teenage Luke?
>>67969984
He's a great actor. I haven't seen Battlefield Earth so I guess I won't have the same problem as you.
>>67969865
how old is this bitch?
>>67969992
Poor baby, do you need a safe space from all the female protagonists?
>>67970011
Yeah, little girls like seeing Forest Withaker in black armor, asian samurai fighting stormtroopers or AT-AT on the beach shooting at people.
just
>>67970011
First off nice dubs.
Secondly, fuck you, I'm not part of your super secret club here, I enjoy what I want to, not whatever you sheep tell me to like.
>>67970032
Do you think we'll actually see a teenage Luke?
>>67969983
>obsessing over the business decisions that go into bullshit entertainment
>letting that impact what you take from said entertainment
>letting that impact your life whatsoever
>other people are plebs
>not obsessing over minutia makes you well-behaved
bruh, might as well say "the only way i can stop myself from adopting your world view is to avoid exposure to it and yelling into my echo chamber", which is the most pathetic and faggoty way to conduct yourself.
>>67969984
>Forest Whitaker
he's goat as fuck
BE was awful
that poor of eye of his though. I guess they could make something in his background story involving his lazy eye
>>67970023
Lot of butthurt faggots out today. Better grab an umbrella to avoid the rain of tears. Although I hear they are tastey.
>>67970034
Do yourself a favor and continue to stay that course....
>>67970063
LOVE
>>67970053
Little girl? Child? Little princess?
>>67970053
Little girls LOVE the BBC, they are drawn to it.
>>67966593
Star wars without Jedi and Sith.
BORRRRRRRRRRIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG
>>67969865
garsh, I can see why Disney picked her, ah hyuck.
>>67970017
I know what they're going for.
The reddit audience
>>67968490
Does she have a hair lip??
>>67970143
i saw a sith
>>67970143
Fuck off, you lightsaber autist
>>67970076
If they want to cater to shotacons, they should.
>>67970023
Lot of butthurt faggots out today. Better grab an umbrella to avoid the rain of tears. Although I hear they are tastey.
>>67970103
the disney
>>67970099
YOUR FRIENDLY BARTENDER
>>67970082
Like I said it's political and therefore propagandist. The feminists were right to say that the stereotypical white action hero was also propagandist, but I find the latter less objectionable because I believe traditional role models are better for society.
Complaining that I'm autistic for thinking like this is like complaining about the rain or pests, there's no alternative.
>>67970152
>
OH NO REDDIT ENJOYS SOMETHING SO I CAN'T ENJOY IT
the state of this sheep mentality, enjoy whatever the fuck you want to enjoy
>>67970208
>WB
>they're making another Jungle Book film they just pushed back to 2018
JUST
>>67970143
>star wars without jedi and Skywalkers
HOPE INTENSIFIES.
>>67970222
Oh you watch Half in the Bag too?
>>67970309
That's where I get my opinions from.
>>67970309
Yes!
Will be Sheev in this ?
>>67970299
That was a weird scene in TFA...
>>67969681
You are such a patrician.
>>67970375
Is he too old now? Still healthy?
>>67970375
Well he's Rey grandfather, he will have at least a cameo.
>>67969800
So she'll be giving birth in her mid 40s?
>>67970420
he's almost bald now
Looks fine tbqh. Honestly the male star wars autists here and elsewhere are worse than the sjws. Theyre space fantasy movies. Just go back to touching yourself to twileks.
>>67970452
>>67970420
Well he don't need makeup to play sheev anymore
>>67969501
I fully expect the last scene of the film be an unnamed actress walking away from the camera, then kneeling in front of R2. I seriously doubt they'll actually show Leia beyond that.
But, they got the perfect choice for Mon Martha so what the fuck do I know
>>67970420
Disney can de-age him like they did to Ant Man, also the emperor doesn't have to show his face to everyone with a problem, that's Darth Vader's job or whoever is below Vader or whoever is below that guy and so on.
>>67970452
Nothing a good wig can't fix. He still looks good for the role. I need more sheev.
>>67970420
He aged like fine wine.
>>67970446
Perfect
I bet she has sex with a black man in this too.
>>67970486
AYY
>>67970508
Right, he's gonna be wearing a hood the whole time at this point.
>>67970453
Am I allowed to dislike every other aspect of the trailer?
Female or male, a bad characters a bad character.
>>67968541
This would be a fantastic idea wrapped in a shitstorm
>>67970528
Why do you guys like to trigger yourselves?
>>67970528
and its gonna be me
>>67970587
Because im a pathetic cuck
>>67970594
Lucky, can i lick your balls clean sir
>>67970453
>there are people getting upset about the diverse cast when it's a movie with billions of Aliens with every color inside the Crayola box.
TOP
FUCKING
KEK
I will never understand this logic.
>>67970579
>I can tell a character will be bad based on a one minute teaser due to my impeccable film critique
>>67966593
I blame Kathleen Kennedy for another female lead. Shit's lame.
>>67970629
no, I'm not a fan of cuckoldry.
>>67966593
Please let Sheev be in this
>>67967663
There is literally no evidence that Chico isn't Quiet.
>>67970650
that's because you are completely ignorant of the geopolitical context and exist in your own little manchild safe space where the outside world really has no effect on you
>>67970673
Too bad for you, I don't mind looking at a beautiful female. But at least there are plenty of movies with a beautiful hunky lead actor for you to look at for the whole movie.
>>67970650
Blacks shouldn't existed in futuristic settings, and no female lead. It's not hard.
>>67970708
me neither life is a living hell that never ends. the eternal cock block. I should just kill myself desu
>>67970768
ain't about looks, it's about realism.
>>67970777
BRs who can't speak English shouldn't be on /tv/.
>>67970847
>realism
>>67970661
In this case, yes. I don't like her one line at all, and how her character is set up.
You do sound like a cunt
>>67970847
>I want realism in muh space fantasy film
Then SW isn't for you.
>>67970882
that blue elephant is still more realistic than a gunhoe western white woman.
>>67970847
>realism
>space fantasy
>leia
>padme
Do you only watch star wars for the lightsaber duels?
>>67970170
I think star wars could still be good without Jedi and Sith.
>>67970902
You just prefer looking at male actors, for me that's weird but nothing wrong with that, i guess.
>>67970933
>>67970894
refer to
>>67970902
>>67970902
Leia and Padme are both gungho Western women that are very prominent in Star Wars.
>>67970960
I prefer good kino, not lame cashgrabs.
>>67970960
why even have humans in star wars at all then. Might as well make them all aliens. It'd be same as having a no definition coddled looking western whore play the part.
>>67970960
There is nothing weird about that.
Women cant act for shit and everyone knows it.
Its good to see that star wars autists here are all manchildren that choose to ignore the female action heroes of the past movies.
>>67970053
>>67970068
calm your tits ladies.
>>67970962
>>67970902
Then you're a fucking idiot.
>>67970979
>there's a female MC so it's a cash grab!
Confirmed retard.
>>67970963
they aren't protags. And leia despite being a princess, is pretty tomboyish. Something Rey and this girl aren't.
>>67971016
You watch star wars for the acting?
>>67971017
Like Ellen Ripley? Sarah Conner? Those characters were actually believable anon. They behaved like actual women
>>67971038
once you realize that Kathleen Kennedy the main producer of the film is a feminist you realize why there's a female MC.
>>67971016
But that isn't true.
>>67971017
>leia
literally npc tier
>padme
literally npc tier
>>67969495
This is what London Underground Jubilee line would look like in Star Wars universe
>>67971073
women today want their teen drama's in space. Not actually strong female badass characters.
>>67971082
Oh my god, it all makes sense now. A producer is a feminist, so the film is nothing more than a cash grab. Thank you for showing me the truth.
>>67971061
No, but i do appreciate the acting not being porn tier bad.
>>67971149
I never said it was a cash grab. I said it's just made poorly as a result of disney and the producer. Don't put words in my mouth you filthy fatty.
>>67970963
kyle is a skinny little bitch and he can hold a laser in the air thanks to the force, stronk female characters and blackies in star wars universe shouldn't bother you
>>67969495
Doesn't look like Death Star to me
>>67971170
Is felicity Jones the Star Wars lead with the most Academy Awards nomination ever..with one? You should be ok with Rogue One then.
>>67970798
you should take care of yourself before tossing yourself at others lad.
>>67971149
>>67971182
Do you seriously think they make $100 million movies that aren't cash grabs?
>>67971270
I'm not saying it is or isn't a cash grab. I'm saying it will be shit.
>>67971250
Have you seen the trailer.
You could bury her 10ft deep in nominations it would still be shit.
>>67971182
>>67971270
So were Empire Strikes Back and RotJ cash grabs as well? And the prequels?
All the redeemable stuff from the trailer in one image.
>>67971270
just cause someone who makes a movie spends over 100 million doesn't mean it has to be a cash grab. Is /tv/ this dumb? yes.
>>67970894
So muscle mass means nothing because space ships and wizards?
>>67971411
>no royal guards
>>67971340
yes and i saw her deliver a couple of lines, nothing spectacular but i didn't see anything worst than Hayden Christensen or Mark Hamill yet..
>>67971411
Forest Withaker, Darth Vader? about to talk to hologram Sheev and that other scene with the white imperial dude.
>>67971411
I actually think the casting for mon mothra was spot on. Too bad the female protag is an angsty teen doing action things who looks about as fit as a typical teenage girl.
>>67971445
dude it's a fucking star wars movie go watch a strong man competition or some shit
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