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2016-04-07 04:53:33 Post No. 67958279
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2016-04-07 04:53:33
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>>>TONIGHT<<<
on an ALL NEW SPECIAL EDITION OF CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH
The names may have changed, but the carnage is still the same,
In our first match of the night we have a couple SINGING DIVAS who CANT WAIT to get at each other's throats
>That's right Johnny, It's Kanye "Wordsmith" West against Taylor "The Heartbreaker" Swift. These two have been screaming to get into the death match area for YEARS. A grudge match that goes WAY BACK. This is one break-up that can't be settled with a song!
In our second undercard match we have two pretty faced heartthrobs fighting to be the KING OF ROM-COMS
>It's Jake Gyllenhaal against Ryan Reynolds. These guys have made a living off of their charming good-looks, but now they're looking to make a killing with them.
Right you are Nick!
AND IN OUR MAIN EVENT
IT'S A NO HOLDS BARRED POLITICAL SLUGFEST BETWEEN TWO PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES WITH NO LOVE LOST
Former heavyweight Jeb Bush is fighting to maintain the honor of his once respected family's name against billionaire playboy and republican frontrunner Donald Trump!
>The hate runs deep between these two Johnny. They say words can't kill, but some choice exchanges on a debate stage has driven these men to murder!
The free exchange of ideas are one of America's most cherished values, but tonight, we're more interested in free exchange of punches!
