Holy fuck, this movie was absolutely incredible. I was not expecting something so great out of this. It felt so fucking real. Was completely immersed from start to finish.
>That scene where the jews get flayed alived.
Really Mel, jews weren't even around in America back then.
>>67956570
Yeah Mel Gibson turned out to be one of the most serious and dedicated filmmakers in hollywood. Shame they don't allow him make films anymore.
>mel gibson will never make movies again
Why live.
I never expected this to be good, and it really suprised me.
>>67956570
>Tfw no qt native wife
>>67956925
but he's making a movie right now
Hacksaw Ridge
>>67956925
He's making one right now though.
>>67956946
Forgot pic
>>67956802
>Shame they don't allow him make films anymore.
citation?
>>67956969
>>67956972
Only Jews Forgive
>>67956991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgpuSRDTjT4
>>67956969
>>67956972
Oh, sweet!
True kino
Apocalypto sucks desu
The production design, acting, etc are great but the story is way too dumb and coincidental. Prophecies are always retarded
>>67956570
Same anon, I was expecting memes but damn. Mel Gibson is a serious filmmaker. Even the Jews can't keep the man down.
>>67956570
>apocalypto
>good
dank new memes guys
>>67956708
That's what they want you to think, anon.
Roland Emmerich did it better :^)
>>67956570
Apocalypto's sets and props were faker than Waterworld's. Popeye-tier. It ruined the movie and prevents it from ever being considered a masterpiece.
>>67957169
>>67957203
>>67957240
The Jews have arrived.
The Passion of the Christ was great too.
>>67956925
Daily reminder that Mel Gibson owns his own production company and also a distributor, and has enough money and influence and means to make movies if he wants to, but chooses instead to funnel hundreds of millions into his Catholic splitter cult and its compound.
>>67957240
The fuck are you on about, they actually built the damn fucking temple and everything else. Watch the making off it's damn impressive stuff.
>>67957274
>>67957299
The animal trap looked like something you would see at Universal Studios. It, and a lot of the village structure design, screamed movie magic.
You want to see an authentic jungle film, check out Herzog's attempts. Not perfect but levels above Mel's.
>>67956570
Why does it only have 65% on RT? Is it genuinely mediocre/has some large faults or is it the jews trying to keep Mel down?
>>67957274
>>67957299
No, I love based Mel and I really do like a good chunk of the movie, I just think its story is very misguided and far too luck based (though I do like the ending as it shows what the apocalypse really is)
>>67957366
What materials was that walkway made of, again? pls respond
>>67957389
Definitely Jews
>>67957389
>or is it the jews
What do you think anon
>>67956976
I've heard that you can buy one in a little town near Oaxaca
>>67957240
>Popeye-tier
toot toot mufugga.
>>67957412
It was made of autism material from your brain over not being able to enjoy a movie over such technical petty things even though those things were actually great.
>>67957390
nigga half the fun of the movie is that coincidentally the main character fulfills the prophecy. also is a very unique film that is an achievement on its own
>>67957425
>what do you think anon
I'm not really one for jew conspiracy theories, but I see people all over /tv/ and other sites absolutely praise this movie as a masterpiece, and the jews do hate mel.
>>67957467
I enjoyed it, it just can't ever be considered a masterpiece. It's about on the level of Gladiator or Alien: good, just not exceptional.
>>67957469
I get why some people might like it but when that plague bitch started randomly spouting doom shit it totally threw me out of the movie, I just thought it was dumb as fuck after that. It is a very impressive film on a visceral and technical level, it's gorgeous and fucking brutal.
But I mean come on
that bitch gives birth underwater
like are you fucking kidding me lmaooooo
>>67957528
prophecies are in tons of movies. It fits considering the Mayan's were big on prophesies
underwater birth is actually a thing
go away jew
I remember really liking Apocalypto around when it first came out. And even considered it one of my favorite movies at the time. I haven't rewatched it since. Maybe I'll pick it ul soon.
On a related note, I recently watched Braveheart for the first time. Was good. But definitely felt like a drama of it's era.
>>67957502
>that logic
There are countless movies that some people think are masterpieces and didn't receive rave reviews. Apocalypto is good, but it's also not the best movie ever, and is not beyond reproach. You sound like one of those retarded /pol/ shitposters that pretends to be a skeptic getting "logically swayed" by their own shitposting, but fails miserably because /pol/ posters aren't intelligent enough to deceive, even if it's all they ever try to do.
>>67957502
If there's one place where jew conspiracy theories make sense, it's Hollywood
>>67957567
I already said I love Mel. Idc if prophecies are in tons of movies, all those movies are stupid too. One cool thing about this movie though is that the Maya upperclass knew the eclipse was coming and timed their sacrifices with it to be able to control the underclasses. So that's very realistic. It's just everything pertaining to Jaguar Paw specifically in the prophecy was really pretty stupid.
And nigga are you telling me that birth scene didn't make you laugh out loud? Not even a little?
>>67957613
How on earth do I sound like a /pol/ poster?
>>67957528
waterbirth is a thing
>>67957636
>And [n-word] are you telling me that birth scene didn't make you laugh out loud? Not even a little?
excellent post but let's watch those n bombs
>>67957636
You're shitting on a lot of movies, maybe you're just not realizing/remembering how common a trope that prophecies are. The Fifth Element, Star Wars, Harry Potter, tons of disney movies, a bunch of horror films, Dune, Matrix, Lord of the Rings, etc etc
I'm saying that plenty of women do underwater births, you should actually look it up because it's a common thing.
>>67957741
nigger
>>67957767
I don't like any of those films
I know underwater birth is a thing, but the birth in this movie is absolutely ridiculous and I laughed and laughed through the end credits
>>67957812
>I don't like any of those films
well pardon me edgelord mckino
>>67957890
Kino is plebshit. I only watch cinema and theater.
>>67958012
pic related, it's you on a hotpockets run
>>67958048
Yes, unlike your flick-loving redditor ass I actually leave the house. Now don't you have some transformers or guardians of the galaxy to be jerking over in your mom's basement?
>>67958012
>>67957812
>>67957636
>pleb
>jew
stop posting pls
Watching movies without all the prerelease shitstorm buildup by reading /tv/ is the best thing that you can do for yourself.
Too bad every single movie from here until you leave 4chan will have this taint on viewership.
>>67956802
He could produce, direct and write his own movies. He just loves to play the victim.
Also
>drive under the influence
>get pulled over
>start ranting about Jews starting all wars and being evil
>those same Jews that allowed him to become a multi-millionaire movie star and sign his checks
What a fucking prick. Love the guy, but that was just a stupid move.
>>67958118
>is pretentious about MOVIES of all things, the most pleb form of art
>doesn't know about underwater births
>calls others basement-dwellers
ok buddy
>>67958205
I don't watch movies, pleb. We already went over this. I only watch cinéma and theater.
>>67958268
>>67958268
anon that's just a meme and you're being silly
>he doesn't like Lord of the Rings
maximum contrarian/10
The fuck? Watched this in one of my university's clubs today. Do I know you?
Say what you want about Mel Gibson, but the sonofabitch knows story structure.
>>67956570
It's legitimately one of the greatest movies of the last 10 years, up there with Winter Sleep and Syndromes and a Century
The fact that fucking Mel Gibson of all people directed it makes it even better
We need his Viking epic and Mad Max 5 directed by Mel
>>67957056
What part of that is racist?
Since when were jews a race?
>>67958548
>tfw George Miller is still great friends with Mel and would probably let him direct a Mad Max movie
MAKE IT HAPPEN
>>67958548
What happened to the Mel plan to make a movie about the fall of Jerusalem in 74 AD?
He was going around raising non Hollywood cash for it last time I heard.
Listen to the directors commentary tracks on this is a treat.
>>67958548
>Viking epic
God everything I've read about it sounds fantastic. I hope his upcoming apology movie means it's going to come in a few years.
>>67957056
Mel is fucking based.
I love his angry drunk phonecalls
>>67958203
>implying he's not right
>>67958682
Doesn't matter, you don't bite the hand that feeds.
>>67958462
No it isn't.
>>67956570
>Apocalypto gained some passionate champions in the Hollywood community. Actor Robert Duvall called it "maybe the best movie I've seen in 25 years". Director Quentin Tarantino said, "I think it's a masterpiece. It was perhaps the best film of that year. I think it was the best artistic film of that year." Martin Scorsese, writing about the film, called it "a vision," adding, "Many pictures today don't go into troubling areas like this, the importance of violence in the perpetuation of what's known as civilization. I admire Apocalypto for its frankness, but also for the power and artistry of the filmmaking." Actor Edward James Olmos said, "I was totally caught off guard. It's arguably the best movie I've seen in years. I was blown away." In 2013, director Spike Lee put the film on his list of all-time essential films.
You know that your movie is good when even Spike Lee likes it
>>67958732
Yes it is.
>>67956708
>He doesn't know about the Book of Mormon....
>>67956925
hes making a new war movie.
>>67958732
fuck off
>>67958887
oh boy :3
>>67958768
>It was perhaps the best film of that year. I think it was the best artistic film of that year
Quentin talks like there were a lot of masterpieces in 2006
>>67957056
goddamn i fucking love mel gibson. wish he can make more movies.
>>67958809
You probably don't even watch Korean or French films.
>>67957741
Kek 7/10 b8 m80
>>67958569
theres a part where he says "hope you get raped by a pack of niggers" on another video
Shit was gold.
>>67956570
Movie of the decade for me. Absolute marvel of filmmaking.
>>67959006
Link?
The woman he's talking to sounds like such an emotionless bitch just talking to talk
>>67958933
Why wouldn't I when I watch thai and turkish films?
French cinema has been an artistic wasteland since the '80s anyway so I don't know why you're bringing it up
>>67958569
>Since when were Jews a race?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnoreligious_group
>>67959066
Only because you got dubs ill give you the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50_qMJSPtqY
>>67959129
>why jews aren't a race but rather an ethnicity: the post
your point? I already knew that
>>67959175
>they look ridiculous! Get rid of them!
based mel
