TONIGHT
on an ALL NEW CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH
The names may have changed, but the carnage is still the same.
In our first match of the night we have a couple DIVAS who CANT WAIT to get at each other's throats
>That's right Johnny, It's Kanye "The Wordsmith" West against Taylor "The Heartbreaker" Swift. A grudge match that goes WAY BACK. This is one break-up that can't be settled with a song!
In our second undercard match we have two pretty faced heartthrobs fighting to be the KING OF ROM-COMS
>It's Jake Gyllenhaal against Ryan Reynolds. These guys have made a living off of their charming good-looks, but now they're going to make a killing with them.
AND IN OUR MAIN EVENT-event-event
IT'S A NO HOLDS BARRED POLITICAL SLUGFEST BETWEEN TWO REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES WITH NO LOVE LOST
Former heavyweight Jeb Bush is fighting to maintain the honor of his once respected family's name against billionaire playboy Donald Trump! We've got footage of them exchanging words in the parking lot right now, Stacy has more. Stacy?
>mfw nobody likes my thread
Essential 90's nostalgia core.
Have many memories of this show.
im sorry but it wasn't doesn't stand up and we cant play along since... it doesn't stand up
I wish this was real. I like your thread op
>>67941301
This show would THRIVE in today's celebrity culture
>Kim K vs. Nicki M for plumpest butt
>Chris Hemsworth vs. Liam Hemsworth for best Hemsworth
>Miley Cyrus vs. Katt Williams (idk why)
>Elijah Wood vs. Daniel Radcliffe for most relevant manlet
The list goes on, too bad the general pussification of America would never allow a revival of CDM
>>67941301
I would love for based claymation to make a comeback, someone fund Laika and send them a screencap of this thread
>>67941923
Jonah Hill vs Josh Gad for the "HEAVYWEIGHT" title of hollywood
Christian Bale vs. Russel Crowe pit their explosive tempers against each other
Leno vs. Conan to settle the dispute once and for all
Elon Musk vs. Black Science guy in the battle for the future
>it's a 'combatant is clearly outmatched and is getting pummeled the entire fight only to pull a win out of their ass at the last second' match
>its a 'combatant is in a clear position to win, but loses because they went to gloat instead' match
>its a 'these people are hardly even celebrities' match
im probably gonna repost this late at night.
