SHES NOT A CHRISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
she's a working class man!
>>67940233
you have 10 second to name a better trash tv show than wife swap
protip: you cant
any good kino about god warriors?
If God gave people freewill over whether or not to follow him why do the old testament religions (Christian/Jews/Muslims) get so butthurt when someone doesn't follow their religion.
>>67940233
Watched this with my mom ;_;
I miss her
>>67940535
dark sided psychic detected
>>67940233
You spelt that wrong, it should be
>CHRISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNUHH!!!!!
>>67940398
Cheaters
SNAKES
N
A
K
E
S
>>67940398
animal horders
>>67940647
GARGAYELS
>>67940233
GORGYLES!
>>67940535
A lot of them don't
>>67940535
If they truly believe in God, then ofc they're gonna get mad when you don't follow him, faggot. What do you expect, "oh well alright I guess if you reject my singular omnipotent diety that controls the entirety of fate and existence, that's fine you do you senpai."
>>67940730
You would be surprised on how many parents and spouses demand a religious wedding.
>>67940748
>Confirmed for never reading the old testament
Not believing in God is not punishable, Blasphemy is what is punished. Those who are completely indifferent about God are not committing Blasphemy.
If they truly believed in God they should atleast know their own scriptures, it explicitly says that God gave all man free will on whether to accept him or not and that believers should try to convert those who do not know the Good Word but if they refuse you are supposed to turn the other cheek, accept their decision and pray they change their mind.
>average amerifat
>>67941015
This is sadly true
>Sixty percent of Americans believe in the story of Noah's ark and a global flood
>>67940921
Not realizing religion means Jack shit to these people and is just a spiritual/moral commodity for the bourgeois and aspiring bourgeois
And so on and so forth
*sniffs*
SLYKICKS
>>67940398
Jerry Springer
>>67941086
>tfw this isn't even a joke
>God’s creation of the Earth, Noah and the flood, Moses at the Red Sea: These pivotal stories from the Old Testament still resonate deeply with most Americans, who take the accounts literally rather than as a symbolic lesson.
>An ABC News poll released Sunday found that 61 percent of Americans believe the account of creation in the Bible’s book of Genesis is “literally true” rather than a story meant as a “lesson.”
>Sixty percent believe in the story of Noah’s ark and a global flood, while 64 percent agree that Moses parted the Red Sea to save fleeing Jews from their Egyptian captors.
>>67941103
Communism has never, ever worked.
>>67940398
Repo Games
IT'S ALL DORK SIDED
>>67940398
Lizard lick towing or south beach tow
>>67941103
I know about the cherry picking of scriptures the average believer does for their own convenience, doesn't mean I cant point out the hypocrisy and ignorance of it.
>Jesus spends 80% of the New Testament talking about giving all you own to the less fortunate
>Never once mentions "The Gays"
tfw unable to find the Martin/Avery-lamb episode.
>>67941182
>save fleeing Jews from their Egyptian captors
WOW EYYY WOW!
JUST LIKE THEY DID FROM THOSE EVIL NAZI'S!
MOSES CONFIRMED 100% AMERICAN
>>67941187
Ecept in Cuba and the DPRK, but let's pretend those countries don't exist I guess. Faggot™
>>67941176
Maury
>mfw her daughter died in a car accident
It was because of the SATANIC BLACK MAGIC, DARK SIDED SHIT!
>>67941086
> not understanding that "the world" to people back then was a region of the middle east, africa, balkans and a bit of europe.
look at this faggot
>>67940921
>Not believing in God is not punishable, Blasphemy is what is punished. Those who are completely indifferent about God are not committing Blasphemy.
confirmed for not reading the bible. Half of Deuteronomy is instructions for how to wipe cities off the face of the Earth for the crime of talking about worshiping other gods
>>67940401
Kingdom of Heaven
>>67941332
Crusaders were the servants of the Shaitan. They were driven from the lands of the Believers. Subhanallah
>>67941289
FUCKING QUEERS!
>>67941389
I can't wait to kill mudslime in the new Crusades.
>>67941182
But we need to destroy the department of education and funnel tax money into private christian schools. :^)
>>67941263
Cuba? That place people escape on floating refridgerators?
>>67941562
B-B-BUT IT'S GREAT THERE!
>>67940535
Reformed Christians such as myself that God did not give man free will to follow him. I believe God chooses who he wants
>>67941868
Well put
>>67940401
four lions
THEIR DORKSIDED!!!!
what did she mean by this?
ALL THIS TALK AND NO ONE POSTED THE VIDEO OF HER?! FFS /tv/ GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!!
>>67941999
Shut the fuck up you mongoloid child
Use your autonomy and find the fucking video on youtube yourself
Cunt nugget
REALITY TV RANKINGS
GOD TIER: The Simple Life, Fear Factor, COPS, America's Next Top Model, Survivor, Anything with Gordon Ramsey, Punk'd
GOOD TIER: The Osbornes, MTV Real World, My Super Sweet Sixteen, Super Nanny, Wife Swap, Cheaters
OK TIER: MTV Next, The Girls Next Door
SHIT TIER, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Duck Dynasty, Jersey Shore, Any Real Housewives show
I have no idea what crappy TV show situation this thread is referencing.
>>67941235
>Never once mentions "The Gays"
I like how gay rights activists are the only ones who actually say "The Gay" or "The Gays" anymore.
But I'm fairly certain He did at least once. "x y and z will not inherit the Kingdom of God" and so forth.
>>67942039
I swear on me mum mate, I'll foind ya and wreck ya u cheeky cunt!
>>67942062
Also add The Hills to OK tier
>>67942062
They're all shit though.
>>67941868
>>67941892
>Believes that God leads the children to their molesters
>Posts on /tv/
Figures.
>>67941182
>61 percent of Americans
>implying ABC didn't intentionally poll a couple shitty bible belt towns
>nah man, they totally polled every person from every demographic in America
You cucks are so damn gullible
>>67942062
>Jersey Shore in shit tier
>Newfaggot that obviously wasn't here for GOAT /js/ threads
Pick two.
>>67941868
See, this is what I hate about nuReligions.
Nearly everyone preaches about the unwavering GOODNESS of the almighty, but then they say shit like this, implying salvation is preordained - therefore God intentionally created innocent souls by his own design to send to an eternal suffering - which does not make god inherently GOOD by any standard of man.
If the ideals and vision of GOOD as held by God is not remotely similar to that of man, how are we to follow his word?
If God is not good, why follow him?
>if god is unable to help the suffering is is not almighty
>if is is unwilling to help the suffering, he is not benevolent
>if he is neither almighty or benevolent, why call him God?
I'm all for God, but more of a deist.
>>67942475
mate /sp/'s jersey shore threads were amazing from start to finish before the mods decided to be fuckbois
>>67942062
Big Brother deserves to be in God Tier for the simple reason that 4chan won S14
>>67942587
Steve Wilkos is on point m7.
>>67942587
cannot be real
>>67940398
The Jeremy Kyle Showsponsored by foxybingo.com
>>67942535
It actually literaly says in the Bible that salvation is pre determined by God. Mostpeople dont read or understand that part.
>>67942650
>>67942680
Did they steal the way the Red Viper acted from watching Steve Wilkos?
>SAY IT! YOU RAPED HER, YOU RAPED HER CHILDREN, YOU MADE HER BABY NINETY PERCENT COCAINE, DON'T YOU SIT DOWN, GET OFF MY STAGE!
>>67942733
Sorry, not a fan of nonfiction
>>67942733
Most denominations hold that though God may ultimately know the fate of all things, that we still partake of our own free will - and to give yourself to God in faith secures your salvation.
Predestination in the poster's instance implies a more Jehovah's Witness' ideal, where no manner of good works, godliness, faith, worship, or belief can save you from the rapture if you're not pre-chosen.
>>67942800
You must love the bible then.
>>67940398
this was from trading spouses you uncultured swine
Did anyone ever fuck the other wife?
Other than Leonard Washington, of course.
>>67942800
wait. what?
>>67942062
>RuPaul's Drag Race not higher than god tier
>Jersey Shore in shit tier
this is how i imagine you, geez lay off and get a life
>>67941248
That's what happened... I don't understand?
>>67942680
80%
0
%
>>67940233
Sorry, as ambassador from neo-4chan I regret to inform you that you cannot make fun of Christians. If you persist, I will be forced to spam you with fedora pictures.
>>67942062
lets not forget one more got tier. brit cops
What happened to TLC and ABC?
I like watching the Real World challenge just for that literal psychopath CT.
>Beats up castmates every single season
>Beat his qt as fuck gf that was in remission from cancer at the time
>She ended up dying from cancer and he was like lelwhatevs
>Goes full beastmode in challenges and horrifies the other contestants
>Would probably easily win everytime in the final if he didn't get kicked off the show for beating someone else up or get dragged down by his teammates
>They still invite him back every season even though the producers admitted it sent their insurance through the roof
If I was a total piece of shit he is the type of total piece of shit I would want to be.
>>67943605
That shit was crazy. Johnny isn't some twink either, he's like 220lbs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUugoWbAhAM
>>67942587
It pisses me off how the wife is pretending to be so surprised
This brings me back to a time when my life wasn't total shit.
>>67943605
Thanks for letting me know about this amazing human being, anon.
>>67943605
I remember watching this shit in like, 2005 or 2006, and the casts were the same in 2013 and shit.
Weird.
>>67943605
this fucking guy is insane.
>gets into a fight with some guy named Adam
>it takes an entire house of people to hold CT down from beating the everliving piss out of him even more
>>67942475
Situation and Pauly D used to visit some of the clubs I bounced at in AC. Actually pretty decent guys
>>67943883
Me too anon me too.
>>67940233
How about a blast from the past?
http://pathtothedarksided.ytmnd.com/
TEHW HOLE HOUSE WUZ DARK SAIIIDED
>>67942062
>no Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
>>67944133
child please
CT has mellowed the fuck out and is one of the more rational dudes in the house. Mainly because nobody fucks with him anymore and nobody pushes his buttons, but still. He's far from insane these days. And he just lost Diem :(
>>67940398
Law and Order SVU
>>67942650
>those two claps before the .gif ends
>>67943680
>>67943605
>all that wet pussy visibly struck with your insanity
they want the d
>>67940398
Deadliest Warrior
>>67940591
I'm sorry.
>>67940695
SLYKICKS
![87a0f33a-35c8-4b6a-bdf6-284cc85b7aae_625x352[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n1QzQ2A.jpg "87a0f33a-35c8-4b6a-bdf6-284cc85b7aae_625x352[1].jpg")
>>67940398
Tattoo Fixers
Only britbongs will understand this trash kino
>>67948648
Really? It's based on an American show, so I doubt that.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2209649/
>>67948830
The American version has 2/3 tattoos with loads of stupid recreations of events.
The British version gets in about 9 tattoos per episode with little focus on anything apart from fixing the tattoo.
Also Magaluf.
>>67948886
That sounds awful. Even your trashy shows about chavs with shit tattoos and horrible life choices are boring. Needs more splosions and CGI eagles swooping out of fire.
>>67949006
>Even your trashy shows about chavs with shit tattoos and horrible life choices are boring.
I know you're being ironic but that's literally what makes it great, of course I'm middle class so that helps.
>>67942062
Is Next even on anymore?
>>67940398
Catfish, that shit is ridiculous
>>67940233
remember when Internet Lurker use this pic?
>>67940233
>in the italian version a wife tried to seduce the teenager boy of the house by asking him to enter the bathroom while she was in the bathtub
>>67949145
>tfw they made a show based on what you used to do to guys in AOL chatroomsAnd it was called To Catch A Predator.
I used to do a fair bit of catfishing too, get fat old housewives to send me baseball tickets and stuff at the will call by using pictures of some boxer. They used to get really pissed when it was a couple fourteen year olds who were picking them up to go watch a game in some baller seats without her fat cheating ass.
>>67942443
>muhh bible belt
No, realistically it was New Yorkers i.e. non whites
>>67941289
Probably caused by that woman desu, she's a fucking psychopath and she hates her children.
>>67949699
Eat a fucking dick flyover degenerate. Stay irrelevant and wishing you were here.
GAAAAAAAGOYLES
PSYYYYYYYYCCHHIIIIIIIXXXXX
>>67949699
Yeah, because actual New Yorkers actually take those man on the street quizzes instead of walking past whoever is trying to talk to them right? Way to show you've never been here. You know who takes those when they do them here? Fat fuck inbred tourists from the South and the Midwest. You fat disgusting piles of MUH JAYSUS failure block up the sidewalks like a sweaty smelly stack of pancakes with your fannypacks and mobility scooters, chewing tobacco and showing your sisterwives the buildings you're pointing up at with your permanently dorito dusted sausage fingers.
>>67943900
>psychopath
>human being
Pick one.
>>67949998
>>67949852
Lol mad as fuck. Stay brown and retarded as fuck
>>67949852
>>67949998
>rags
Fucking foaming at the mouth
>>67941086
>Sixty percent of Americans believe in the story of Noah's ark and a global flood
yeah right fag, where'd you pull the bullshit stat from
you've never stepped foot in America if you think that is true
>>67942587
>A DNA test was needed for this.webm
>>67943692
>It pisses me off how the wife is pretending to be so surprised
It's fake you fucking sub-80 IQ nigger chimps.
>>67940398
Lots of shit on Tru TV
Hardcore Pawn specifically
>>67950151
>/hoc/ poster
Yep, it's retarded.
>>67950075
You're the one that's mad as fuck you flyover cow. Enjoy your irrelevance. You're about as relevant as a Canadian hockey team.
>>67950412
>mfw a New Yorker called himself white near me
>mad at flyovers
>>67950075
>>67950151
>Y-y-you m-m-mad!
Boy you cunts sure showed him.
>Middle American "banter"
FOR REVERENDNDDD GREEENNNNNNNNN
>>67950442
Your fatfuck tears only make my dick harder, cow.
>>67941868
>2016
>believing in predestination
Calvinist scum
>>67940398
I'm Byron McElroyyyy a Process Serverrrr
>>67941819
my cuban friend said it was pretty great so idk
>>67949998
New York is the mecca of ego masturbation, you're all so proud of that decrepit shithole it's like your own JAYSUS, but tell me what the fuck am I missing out on besides sharing a studio apartment and smelling piss and the puerto rican day parade? Oh you went out for a $10 beer and walked through dog-shit narrows park and saw a street performer, suck my ass.
>>67949145
Catfish is underrated
>>67950842
I want to be your new friend.
>>67950906
Fully booked, sorry.
>>67941263
Yes, Cuba and the DPRK, such excellent countries to live in.
>>67943605
Are they still making these? I always remember them being a fun time for some reason.
>>67942062
Elder God Tier: The Amazing Race
>>67950703
It's Byran Mcelderry, and yeah shit was aces.
>>67940535
What? Hating people for making immoral decisions fits perfectly in line with free will. The only reason you wouldn't is if you didn't believe in free will. That's why libs always defend criminals with shit like "they were hungry" or "the system made them do it".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X1bc4kNLHI
>>67940398
Operation reporip
>>67951974
OMG OMG OMG
when she comesback and punches the window, I lost it again
>>67940535
Most christians don't get butthurt about people that don't necessarily believe in god like agnostics, but 90% of the time the conversation comes up it's a fedora atheist that just wants a rare opportunity to feel smarter than someone else and smell their own farts.
>>67941292
>They had a limited understanding of the world
>But their version of god is the right one guys!
>>67940535
>Christianity
>Old Testament
>>67940233
SNIGGITS!
THIS THREAD IS LIKE BEING IN 2009
>>67950112
lol are you actually getting triggered?
>>67940398
LIZARD LICK TOWING BUOY WOOOHHHOOOO!!!
>>67940591
>>67946256
I'm not.
>I used to watch jersey shore unironically during high school
Literally what the fuck was wrong with me
>>67940535
A lot of them do get butthurt/angry for some reason ... but some of us (yes I'm saved - not just Christian in name) don't go nuts on people, cause again ... free will. What would be the point in forcing anyone? We already get plenty of flack right? New testament isn't under law though like old style. Under grace my man.
>>67940398
Blind Date
>>67941868
But "God" didn't choose you, you chose "him" and whatever sect you adhere to.
>>67954558
GOAT AS FUARK!
Thanks for reminding me this show existed, where can I watch episodes?
>>67940591
Watched this with my mother as well. Good times.
>>67940401
>>67942587
Maury is great when it's people with phobias getting freaked out. Of course, I'm sure it's all acting, but just how mean spirited it is makes me laugh
>>67940233
literally cuck:the show
>>67941086
But they did happen, exactly as it says. You have to read it through a masons eye to see what the words mean. Halloween celebrates the day of the deluge.
>>67953940
Fucking binge watched JS one night in college with my roommate when we were snowed in in our dorm. We never laughed harder in our lives. Hell, our other roommate couldn't sleep because he could overhear it and was laughing his ass off in his room.
>expect a vintage youtube thread
>/pol/ thread
aw man
>>67940233
Don't even see how anyone can be religious when they realize these are the people they side with.
>>67951974
holy shiiiit
how real is this?
>>67940398
baggage
>>67955269
don't even try, nobody on this board will understand
Osiris remembers
>>67956591
it's fake dude, cmon.......
>>67956591
0.0% but its still hilarious
>>67951974
Man I watched a bunch of these clips after this one. This fucking show is hilarious, like some kind of pro wrestling shit. Almost every tow involves someone trying to shove or attack this woman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1hFkvSzH2g&nohtml5=False
In this one some guy's entire fucking shirt comes off what the fuck man
>>67940535
Most Jews don't honestly. Jews don't seek converts.
