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Suggest a better name for this movie.
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12 years a nigger
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A Slave For 12 Years
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I don't like black people
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12 Years A Slave A Nigger for Life
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I like racial sadism
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Coalburner's dozen.
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>>67940154
Straight Outta Compton
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Feel Bad Whitey the movie
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The Oscarful Twelve
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Undercover Brother
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The Story of How I Was a Slave for Over a Decade
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>>67940154
"This is what I get for trusting Scoot McNairy"
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>>67940154

Oscar Bait:BLACKED edition
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Niggers in Puffy Shirts
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Run nigger run
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>>67940154
Brad Pitt saves another nigger: the movie.
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White people made the mistake of giving black people rights
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>>67940154
Art disguised as Oscar bait
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>>67940154
/tv/'s Preferred Age: a Slave
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>>67940154

12 Years of White Guilt

At least that's what I always call that Oscar bait.
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White Guilt: The Give Oscar Story
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>>67940154
Black Frasier
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>when I reach page 12, i's be free!
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>>67940154
Usain Bolt: Origins
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>>67940154
Nigger Run Nigger Flew
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>>67940154
As a black man who has never been on 4chan before I must say I am disgusted with how you people act. First of all the stereotypical, clearly derogatory nature of "Anonymous" as you call him furthers racial stereotypes which cause harm. Second, your treatment of the African American, particularly the casual use of the N-word is truly despicable. It's no wonder this site has such a bad reputation!
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>>67940588
A bit long, but I think this fits the movie perfectly! Congratulations anon!
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>>67940588
Go fuck a spider, Aussie.
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>>67940282
>>67940480
>>67940499
>they still think this movie was about white guilt
how to spot pure plebs right here
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ITT: Films /pol/ will never understand
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>>67940184
First post, Best post

Even if it was low hanging fruit.
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>>67940499
>White Guilt
Last time I checked, this movie wasn't directed by Spike Lee.
>inb4 it was still directed by a nigger
You must not know how McQueen works
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>>67940154
Black Lives Matter: a Happy Madison comedy
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>>67940255
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>>67940716
but anon, it's a film about slavery, therefore I don't even need to watch it to know that it's nothing but pure oscarbait white guilt garbage!
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>>67940154
"People who think just because Steve McQueen is a good director this movie isn't Oscar Bait: The movie."
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>>67941058
>letting your /pol/ views get in the way of watching movies
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>>67940154
Canadians are cucks: the movie
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>>67940519
Best post ITT.
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Player haters
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12 Monkeys II: 12 Year a Monkey
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>>67940514

Goddamn you, I came here to post this.

At least I'm not the only senior citizen here.
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>>67941164
yes, that is indeed the joke
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>>67940154
We wuz free, or This is supposed to make you feel bad, and guilty. It's horrifically boring though, so you're only memory of it will be classic dano. And if anything You will fantasize about owning slaves, and making sweet sweet love to the cute ones: THE MOVIE
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>>67940717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAKcSuMtjhc
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>>67940154
You iterally won't care about any of the characters, also the title is kind of a give away so you just now that it will have a happy ending where he either gets to see his family again and live happily ever after
or the cop out gradeschool poetry version slightly dark and accidental nazi reference where "Arbeit Macht Frei" he dies and therefore is free again, cue the gladiator fields scene. : THE MOVIE
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>>67940154
A Dozen Years of Unpaid Servitude
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>>67940154
Run Nigger, Run

just imagine when paul dano sing it, how special would it be
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>>67940154
The Solomon Northup story or Kidnapped
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>>67940244
kek
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>>67940154
Most of America's White Ancestors Weren't Slave Owners But We Will Make You Feel Guilty About What A Small Percentage Of The White Population Did More Than A Century Ago Because It's The Only Thing We Can Do: The Movie
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>>67940154
pitch poor
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The Legend of Solomon Northup
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12 Years a Slave and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
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They Didn't Even Watch My Last Two Masterpieces So I'll Make Something More Conventional Pity I Still Won't Win Best Director Because I'm Black But Not American Truly Nationalism Trumps White Guilt Every Time Desu
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>>67940154
12 years a Kang
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>>67940514
>>67942057
Please tell me it's not an old thing, it still seems fresh to me.

10 years here. Don't recognize this place at all anymore. How long have you guys been here?
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>>67940154
WE
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>>67944351
Cuaron won that year. That's not nationalism.
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>>67940154
12 years to life
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>>67940154
12 Years a Slut
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>>67940154
>>67944449
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>>67946226

t. 12YO NIGGERS
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>>67944201
But anon, 2 of the 3 slavers were nice people. That's not too bad
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>>67944201
I don't think the movie was supposed to make you feel guilty. More just to feel sorry for the guy. It was a pretty shit situation, in fairness.
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>>67944429
8 years, the decline is palpable.
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>>67940154
A History of Slave: 12 Years edition
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>>67940154
>IT TOOK 12 YEARS TO SLAVE
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Niggers Should All Hang: Fuck Them (in IMAX 3D this summer.tm/org)
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>>67940244
dankest lel of the past two days, thank you based anon
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ITT: edgy badasses who aren't afraid to tell it like it is!!
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>>67948008
Found the nigger.
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Nigger Movie: Niggers
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>>67948008
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Michael Fassbender's Sexual Fantasy Simulator
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>>67948008
God they are so cool, makes my dick rock hard.
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Is Dano at least classic in this?
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>>67948192
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>>67940154
12 Years of Being A Chimpout.
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Mandingo 2- The Enslavening
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>>67948249
COLONIZED
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12 years a rioter
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>>67947178
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>>67940154
White Bad: The Movie
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>>67948249
BLEACHED
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Why Didn't We Castrate Them Like The Muslims Did And Save Ourselves A Lot Of Trouble Later On?
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>>67948277
Hahaha you called them chimpouts because black people are passionate and care about something (unlike you). Haha isn't that so funny? Black people look like chimps xD!

/s

Seriously, grow the fuck up. Stop pretending racism is funny, it's not. Fucking edgelord. What's the matter do black people scare you? Well you know what's really scary? The systematic oppression black people and other PoC face every day. And what's even scarier is privileged pieces of shit try to maintain that system.

Fuck you
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>>67948452
is this pasta?
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>>67948452
absolute lel if you just wrote all that, dumb nigger
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>>67940519
RUN NIGGER RUN
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>>67948591
>>67948621
>using the n-word
fuck off back to /pol/ u dyel fuck
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>>67948641
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Cheaper by the Dozen
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>>67950079
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>>67940244
10/10
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>>67948249
Its not about skin color, it's about the big dick. No one ITT can relate including me.
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>>67940244
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>>67950947
I can
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>>67940154
Feel guilty yet white people?
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Boyhood.
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>>67951005
Sure thing buddy
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>>67940154

I brutally whipped Patsey because Epps told me to, then got the hell out of there and left her to be a slave that gets raped by Epps for the rest of her life. She was a good friend.
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>>67948641

I'm not going anywhere. I dindu nuffin wrong m8. There are no illegal crossposters. Don't tell me to go back where I came from, we are all from 4chan one board one people fuk i hope merkel bans u.
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>>67940154
WE
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>>67951159

WUZZZZZZZ
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>>67940154
we wuz _____ and shet nigguh
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>>67951198
KANGSSSS
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>>67940480
Slavery didn't happen....amirite?
Just like the Holocaust.
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>>67951131
dicklets when will they learn
Mines huge lol
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>>67952642
I know right mine is huge too bro. How far down your own throat can you get yours???
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>>67940154
Why is the background white?
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>>67952809
I wouldn't know. Don't do that gay shit. Just straight slammin.
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>>67953664
How's it gay to duck your own dick. It's your dick.
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>>67953733
I got fwbs for that
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>>67953845
Gon git it nigga
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>>67953845
Who's a better friend to you than you???
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>>67942402

what a classic scene
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>>67954418
Your mom was pretty good. Sister was meh.
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>>67954466
kek
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>>67942402
C L A S S I C
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A
S
S
I
C
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>>67940154
12 inches of BBC
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>>67954466
GG
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>>67954466
Nah they both sucked.
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>>67955676
Who said they didn't both suck?
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>>67942057
>>67944429
>>67947672
Us oldfags am i right? First learned of this meme last summer on /b/.
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12 Years
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>>67955946
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>>67954466
Now way dude my sister's way better.
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>>67942402

Meh, I preferred this scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC7OISpvROA&nohtml5=False
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>>67940154
Runaway! 100$ Reward for Capture
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>>67940519
>Usain Bolt: Origins
my fuckin sides
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