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How hype are you?
>>67933207
DC is finshed. Done.
>>67933207
>dark gritty jungle book reboot
No thanks
>>67933271
>there was a BOOK?!:the post
>>67933207
The whole world is now disney land
>>67933207
I just don't care.
>Implying I can't just watch the original, which is the best it will ever be and is so good that Disney can't think of anything better and just remade it
>Almost all of the voices minus Walken just sound like celebrity voices slapped on animals, and have far less personality to them like the original voices
>That scene where Shere Kahn's acting all tough, when the point of Disney Shere Kahn was that he was laid back all the time because everyone knew how dangerous he was
>The entire hype of the movie is based on star power
>>67933336
>implying that matters
>>67933207
Watching shitty junglebook film when you could rewatch BvS
Despite the god-tier cast, I really can't see myself giving a shit
>>67933207
Why would I watch this shit when I could be watching the Milf wars movie?
>>67933207
disney shilling
>>67933494
You sound just as retarded as someone who'd complain the animated movie is a dumbed down kiddie affair compared to the original story.
>>67933549
>Milf wars
>>67933207
>7.3 average rating
Meh.
>>67933572
I know it's based on a story
Everyone who had a middle school knows that
This just looks like some generic movie
>there is literally another Jungle Book coming out a year later with an equally star-studded cast
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jungle_Book:_Origins
Why?
This movie is the Disney equivalent to batman vs superman. I wonder if there's gonna be any Jesus symbolism where mogli gets crucified in the end
>>67933470
This.
They are taking one of their own movies and remaking it. Only this version has a bigger budget, filled to the brim with CGI, and has a cast full of popular celebrities (you know, because people are specifically going to hear scarjo voice a snake)
Reboots and remakes are more shallow cash grab attempts than capeshit, and that's dating something
>100%
>7.3/10
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67933207
>SOME CHECK UR PRIVILEGE GUILT TRIP MOVIE
ZERO HYPE
>>67933641
>Jungle_Book:_Origins
>>67933641
I hope the screenplay is as imaginative as the title
i'm not because i'm an adult
>>67933641
This is Junglekino
OP posted Jungleflick
>Disney musical
>>67933271
I don't think anything about any trailers have suggested that it'll be dark or gritty. Certainly not after this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKp0ICORvQM
This movie looks comfy as Hell.
>>67933271
>dark gritty jungle book reboot
...seriously? What kind of conversation do you think happened at Disney?
>"We need a dark, gritty reboot of The Jungle Book."
>"Get BILL MURRY and CHRISTOPHER WALKEN on the phone immediately!"
>>67933674
Is not knowing how RT works bait or are people that stupid?
>>67933207
Not one bit... Looks super silly with all the talking animals and the gritty tone
>>67934096
Gritty...tone? What gritty tone? Have you even seen the trailer?
Since when has an orchestral, upbeat version of "Bear Necessities" been considered "gritty"?
>>67933531
This right here. Capekino all the way.
>>67933681
You think? Why?
>>67933531
>Not liking a classic literature
>>67934153
BECAUSE ITS 2016
HAS BROWN PEOPLE, REVOLVES AROUND NATURE
SJW SHIT HAMFISTED INTO IT PROBABILITY 100%
CANT WAIT FOR THE EVIL WHITEMAN DEVELOPER SLASH AND BURN CLEARCUTTING THE JUNGLE
>>67933641
Remember when there were 2 different Hercules movies months apart?
>Hercules with Dwayne Johnson
>The Legend of Hercules
>>67934336
Fedora tipping that comment is what a turbo fedora would do.
>>67934188
>liking books
a little bit
the cartoon was my favorite movie as a babby
>>67933641
Same reason we just saw an influx of Sherlock adaptations. Jungle Book just went into public domain.
>>67934811
>Eats burgers
>Addicted to social media
>>67934811
Hello Steve Harvey
>let's cast a whole bunch of big-name actors known primarily for their looks
>for an animated film
Looks like Bendydick Cucumberpatch wasn't the breakthrough hollywood needed to understand this simple concept.
I count three names who use their voice when acting.
What is ScarJo even doing on this project?
>>67933641
>disney one looks better
>origins has better actors
why?
Jungle Book Shōnen Mowgli is still the best jungle book adaptation of all time.
https://youtu.be/1-H0LuD_xNo?t=998
>>67935839
>being a pleb
>current year
ISHGGIYDIGGY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6vQlGlucWQ
>>67933660
>(you know, because people are specifically going to hear scarjo voice a snake)
i don't plan to watch this movie but if i did, that would be the reason
her husky voice gets me hard af
>>67933641
>Jungle Book: Origins
You can't make this shit up.
>>67935900
That one is better than disney's but Shōnen Mowgli told a better story. I did like the character designs in the Soviet version though.
>>67934362
and they were both shit
>>67934188
>classic "literature"
>a remake of a shitty disney movie
do you even know what literature is?
books are literature
comics are literature
newspapers are literature
movies are NOT literature
>Jungle Book: Origins
>ORIGINS
>>67936152
>comics are literature
Holy fuck lmao.
Stop posting any time.
>picture books are the same as books
>>67933207
Oh, great. The Jungle Book: Now in blue and orange!
>>67936174
?
what's wrong with that?
>>67936244
It was blue and orange as far back as the VHS era.
>>67936352
What is the origin of a primordial jungle?
>>67936453
the movie is confirmed to be about the life of the book's author
it's not about the book itself
>>67933641
>project got passed down from Iñárritu to Andy Serkis
This doesn't bode well...
>>67933271
>live action jungle book reboot
No thanks indeed. Who thought this was a good idea?
>>67936244
Nice meme.
That's a modified triad scheme. Red/yellow/green with the inclusion of blue for tension and highlighting.
>>67936484
Why are we naming biographies like Xmen movies?
>>67933207
I'm not. It's an adaptation of a kid's movie.
Why would I want to see that?
>>67936492
>Alejandro Iñárritu
>Ron Howard
>Andy Serkis
looks like the studio has no fuckin idea which direction they want the movie to take... literally.
>>67936547
An observation is not a meme. Learn the difference.
And I wasn't talking about the poster.
>dirty smelly kid running around a jungle with no shoes on and probably dirty ass feet
Fuck that I hated the cartoon and probably gonna hate this shit too.
>>67936811
Little boys' feet, eh.
I don't know you but I hate you.
>>67936737
"meme" can more or less be applied to anything, including observations. Complaining about the blue/orange "meme scheme" is certainly a meme.
EZ contrast blue/orange is overused design, but the meme scheme shitposting has hit "CG is bad" memeing at times.
>>67937048
Disney has been doing it for decades anyway.
>>67936667
>>67936492
>>67936737
>>67936484
Also this version has all white people doing the voiceovers
You just know this one will get buried by the sjws for not being as diverse as the other
>>67933207
I'm not 5 so I'm not hyped at all.
I bet you faggot watched Pan and Cinderella.
Ok I actually watched Cinderella with my girlfriend but I wouldn't have by myself.
>>67937101
Everyone has been doing it for decades. It's basic design.
It's just the tasteless use on posters and in music videos that gets people upset and memeing.
>>67937139
you should check your persecution complex, back to >>>/v/
>>67933271
All the reviews are saying Favreau completely avoids the trend of making things dark and gritty. All the reviews highlight how fun the film is.
