What am I supposed to expect from this?
That piglet will be on the menu
The girl will balloon to his size within the next three years
They'll probably move to Auckland and work as cleaners
A lackluster amount of Rule 34
>>67922808
To continue this you can expect both of them to develop diabetes because their systems can't handle a western diet.
Fun
>>67922808
kek you forgot the bit where they bribe the civic officers for car licences, then get in a horrific car accidents and blame it on western rush hour experiences
>>67922752
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson singing in a Disney animated musical, with the music done by Lin-Manuel Miranda, directed by the duo who also directed The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, and Hercules
Why is the female protagonist hot and the male one ugly?
It's like a woman can't have a personality so she has to rely on her beauty, while the misogynist can be as ugly as he wants since he doesn't need to prove himself!
i like my waifus like my brownies, though
will watch.
>>67922949
real funny, asshole. as a Hawaiian, it's real "funny" how many times every year a tourists run down kids and the elderly.
just because everyone's brainwashed over there that driving like a prick is ok since "everybody does it", doesn't mean it's true. because we do just fine, and we don't drive like pricks (though driving too slow is a problem over-all, and kids fucked on drugs swerving is a major issue)
>>67924492
The guy isn't all that human, he's a Demi-God. Look him up and all the bullshit he can do. It's Maui, "the Hawaiian superman".
who /hawaii/ here
i'm ready for sold-out theaters
>>67924572
more like hawaiian hercules then
shitskins can't even make their own heros up right
>>67922808
>They'll probably move to Auckland and work as cleaners
I think half of our rugby teams are polys now
What am I supposed to expect from this?
A nice movie about following your dreams and making your place in the world.
There doesn't seem to be much plot revealed so far so it just looks like a polynesian chick and her demi-god sidekick boating for one hour and a half.
>That mash up of Polynesian cultures.
The only saving grace is that this film is written by Taika Waititi and everything he touches is gold.
>>67924956
A new generation of pedophiles with a giantess fetish
I have no interest in it.
I only like white princesses.
>>67925337
Skinhead detected
>>67925490
Go back to tumblr, faggot.
This new princess is ugly as fuck.
White features will always be more attractive.
>>67925208
Aw fuck yeah he's done some good shit cuz
>>67924956
first they made WI Ralph to the gamers
then BH6 for the weebs and Zootopia for the furries
i was wondering what's next, now i know. Vore fags.
>>67925538
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/67913059/#67917008
I bet you are still looking for her
this shit looks terrible. I don't see how anyone could legitimately want to look at this disgusting art style for the length of a whole fucking movie. I thought this was going to be the loss edit of that picture when I opened the thread.
>>67925605
>all those ugly niggers
>>67922752
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!
Followed by olumawa and utungo getting jumped in a gang
>>67925643
FOR YOU
>>67925643
Fuck off Jessica
>>67925633
It's going to suffer the same way the good dinosaur did. People don't want to see horrible character designs.
Also, chinks and third worlders like white princesses.
>>67925208
>Green Lantern
Yeah nah I'm happy for him. Deserves a big break, I hope it goes well.
>ITT: Angry rednecks
>>67925732
wat
>>67925538
She looks just like Anna/Elza/Rapunzel, only with a broader nose and darker skin tone.
>>67925782
You will never be Bill Wilson
>>67925800
>she looks like the beautiful princesses but completely different and ugly
>>67925821
Literally who?
Pretty cute
>>67925851
>>67925865
BILL?
Is it safe to say the villain is going to be a white man and the evils of civilization?
Because fuck computers and shit.
BIG
>>67925898
MEATY
>>67925916
HAWAIIAN
>>67926009
PIZZA
>>67922808
hahahahhahhhaah
nz bringing the bantz
>>67926030
Hahahaha
Girl will have her clitoral hood cut in a coming of age ceremony and wants to escape to be free of the tribe.
The fat guy offers to ferry her to another island in exchange for free access to her pussy and asshole.
When they get to the other island she's tied up and used as a human toilet, then there's a timelapse and she's an old lady covered in cum.
Then a rock is smashed across her head and it fades out.
>>67925337
>>67925538
>not liking Mulan
what a homo
>>67926106
pure knio
>>67926106
IMAGINE
>>67926130
>asian
>white
>>67926160
>reading comprehension
>>67926130
This, Mulan is based as fuck, my favorite Disney movie, my favorite Disney girl, Mulan is better than all the other faggy princesses
>>67925337
>>67925538
I hate /pol/tards
>>67926130
Fun movie, but Mulan was your generic ugly chink.
>>67926233
>/pol/
lolno
>ohmygod someone isn't PC FUCKING /pol/!
>>67926253
Where do you think we are?
>>67922752
Lilo and Stitch part 5
>>67926253
>Mulan was your generic ugly chink.
she was a fucking cartoon.
I would have thought a /pol/tard would say "oh man they didn't even draw her ugly like a real chink".
But no, you think this cartoon is somehow ugly.
>>ohmygod someone isn't PC FUCKING /pol/!
no one here is PC, you're just acting like a retard who can't admit anything good about any other race because that's degenerate.
>>67926276
For a moment I thought I was on tumblr.
>>67926253
have you not noticed more and more people calling you out on this shit?
i think /tv/ as a collective is getting over the meme and realising some people were actually serious. do you honestly believe the white race is in danger of being bred out of existence to the detriment of all humanity? if this is something you worry about on a regular basis, you are definitely a reddit MRA TRP frequenter and should not under and circumstance bring it up on a film and tv board.
>>67926295
The girl from Aladin was good.
When did the leftist cucks invade this board? No wonder it's shit, I suspect the generals caused it.
>>67926297
This is a CHINESE CARTOON board. Hiroyuki is a chink, Moot is dead! Dead!
you can watch the video on russian youtube-style site starting at 11:13
search Кaмeди Клaб: ceзoн 11, выпycк 35
>>67922752
What is this? She should be topless in order to preserve historical accuracy! Not this literal white washing by white people! I bet she has nice supple breasts too! Not too soft nor firm, with her brown nipples puckering out when cold or aroused. Oh yeah, baby... Do it for me- I mean, do it to honor Pacific Islander culture!
>>67926322
>if you're not full white supremacist you're a leftist cuck
only a /pol/tard would ever think this.
>>67926313
It's really a shame so many SJWs are here.
Ah well, all good things must come to an end I suppose.
This board is a big mess
>>67926355
I'm not a white supremacist.
Not my fault the white princesses look better.
But go on and love your new dark dwarf princess.
>>67926371
They won the war. Problem, redneck.
Ur gay
>>67926365
FOR YOU
>>67926382
What are you talking about?
>>67926371
>I'm not a white supremacist
>I just call people PC leftist cucks for suggesting a cartoon of a non-white person could also be good
I wanna fuck Esmeralda
>>67922990
will the Direct to DVD sequel star Roman Reigns
>>67926415
The Vietnam war
>>67926465
WTF
>>67926465
>that Megara
actually better
>>67922752
Why the fuck a man who wastes much energy hunting, fishing, etc is so fat? To make ugly kids feel better?
>>67926442
Go away, Frollo
>>67926465
That Belle
>Absolutely haram
>>67926574
Halal for me
>>67926465
Not sure why Rajah changed.
>>67926547
>>67926493
Fuck you, Meg is perfect.
>>67926313
>anon says he prefers white princesses
>you go into an autistic squealing fit about /pol/ ruining le 4chans
You don't need to be a /pol/ browser to have racial preferences and, in some cases, basic common sense. Jesus.
>>67926601
African Jasmine
>>67926603
>that look in her eyes
>>67924676
>more like hawaiian hercules
It's a song, moron.
>>67926465
Uh, what is Pocahontas supposed to be when it's loosely based on things that really happened?
>>67926631
But Agrabah is in Arabia where there are no tigers.
Why would an African version have a lion, an animal common to Africa?
>>67924572
I like the Maori version of Maui better
>Māui takes the jaw-bone of his ancestress Muri-ranga-whenua and uses it as a weapon in his first expedition. This is to snare the Sun and make it go slower because the days were too short for people to get their work done. With the help of his brothers, Māui nooses the Sun and beats him severely with the jaw-bone club until the Sun promises to go slower in future
>>67926465
Deserves death
>>67926465
Uh, what is Pocahontas supposed to be when it's loosely based on things that really happened? Is she supposed to look even more Native American?
>>67926666
Raja is an Indian name. Indian tiger maybe?
>>67926465
What ethnicity is the changed Pocahontas supposed to be? Why nobody is turned white?
>>67926465
ayy I guess Cinderella is a male nip now
so progressive
It'll be good. It won't be a huge hit, but it'll be good.
>>67926752
Hawaiian.
>>67926629
if that's what you took away from my autistic squealing fit, then yes you are correct.
not really what i was addressing though newfag.
>>67926718
>>67926752
she's a poi nigger
>>67924534
I'm thinking more about Samoans and Fijians to be honest. Everything past Tokelau is fine.
>>67926465
ayy Blanca de Nieve
>>67926805
What is that? A Fillipino?
>>67926655
so what
>>67922808
kek, this is so true.
A stupid clumsy but really goodhearted male and le strong independant smart womyn
>>67926689
He also climbed into the vagina of the Goddess of Death, but she woke up and he was crushed to death inside it.
>>67926802
>newfag
Newfriend detected.
That guy never once mentioned his "fear of the dying white race" or whatever, you did. He said he thinks the white princesses are best.
You're a fucking autistic faggot who needs to go back to rebbit or where ever it is the fuck you came from.
>>67924492
>ugly
the dude is built like a fridge
that's a fucking powerlifter body
>>67926465
>Chick from Aladdin is already a nigger
>Make her even more of a nigger
what the fuck
>>67926967
>You're a fucking autistic faggot who needs to go back to rebbit or where ever it is the fuck you came from.
this is why everyone wants you to stop posting
>>67927079
>O-oh god, he's right, I am the autist that brought up the /pol/ shit
>"Stop posting!!!"
>>67927079
I don't want him to stop posting. That anon is right.
>>67926465
Wait, did they make the black one asain? Whats going on here?
>>67927119
>goading people ad hominem via green text
>takes rational high ground
guess how i know you post on /pol/
>>67927058
That ones really contested. Some Syrian sources place the story in China, some others are soaked in Islamic sayings.
The Pocahontas story was just a 1800s bs propaganda stage play. based on nothing.
>>67927248
You can "know" all you want, I only use this board, /co/, and /v/.
I'm still correct. You're brought up /pol/ shit because someone prefers white princesses over dark, which indicates that you are in fact a faggot.
>>67925337
>blacked when
They should just do high-quality anime where Elsa gets blacked.
Porn.
>>67926465
That Megara is an improvement.
>>67927295
nice formatting. You have to go back
>>>/v/eddit
>>67927411
Nothing wrong
with
Forma
tting
your sentences.
>>67922752
same as from any other disney movie - cringy humor and samey animation and facial expressions.
>>67922752
That guy's yuuuge. He'll destroy her cunt.
>>67927411
>nice formatting
Look, I get that you don't like that anon, but you sound like a total fucking faggot.
>>67922752
Jesus. His arm must weigh the same she does.
>>67922752
>>>/co/
Fuck off manchild.
>>67926885
The reason she crushed him is because a fantail that was watching laughed at him and woke her up
>>67926465
That blonde chick turned into Mulan.
>>67927513
It's been a long time since I did Maori Mythology.
Wasn't her Vagina filled with teeth as well?
>>67927546
I think so. Maui fucking this up is the reason why people age too I'm pretty sure
>>67924492
>3D picture of a fictional man is a mysogynist because you don't want to fuck him
>>67926313
>it's 2016, the gig is up you Neanderthal!
>>67927248
>no self-awareness
And this is all because he doesn't want to fuck the same Disney princesses as you
>>67925490
Ouch, sick burn dude, sheathe thy cruel claws.
>>67927305
>Not searching in some rule34 site
>>67927990
who are you quoting?
>>67922752
A movie spreading propaganda saying tattoos aren't degenerate
>>67925538
>Frozen was 100x more popular than any of the non-White princess stuff
Non-Whites btfo
>>67926106
BRAVO DISNEY
>>67926233
No one cares faggot
>>67926313
White people are literally the only thing on this planet worth saving
>>67926322
get back in your containment cage you massive faggot
>>67926465
dat new poca
>>67927258
My understanding was that China was used in the various Arab stories like Italy was used in Shakespeare: it was a "far away" place where you could make up fictional locations like Agrabah, but everyone behaved like Arabs. Like how Shakespeare could just make up kings and shit; everyone knew England's kings, but he could just say it took place in Italy and move on.
So yeah, the Aladdin story ostensibly takes place in China, but in fantasy China which is really Arabia, not the real China.
>>67926160
>i can't read
>>67922752
Looks like nigger pudge
>>67929708
Shakespeare was black
>>67926313
it's only you shitposting
>Visuals = A+
>everything else = C-
same as every disney movie ever made
>>67925593
>i was wondering what's next, now i know. Vore fags.
Don't give me hopes anon.
Tito climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.
Upon awakening Reggie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say... it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed Reggie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help.
The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiin sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reggie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Tito plunged in.
He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done.
>>67932045
He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with Reggie's tongue.
Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate.
Tito then undid Reggie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiin happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie.
Tito shoved his hand up Reggie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.
He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Reggie's body.
Just then Tito remembered, he was not man, but bear. He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity, a Grizzly Bear. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Reggie's father came in.
"Reggie it's time for schoo-HOLY FUCKING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD REGGI-" and Tito attacked and ate Ray.
Then Tito went outside and let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Canada.
>>67932045
>>67932115
>reading this during work hours
Well, now I just got araise
>>67926465
aurora best girl
>>67932045
>>67932115
>Rocket Power by Peter Sotos
>>67927119
mate you can ignore context all you like end of the day, he took a fairly indefensible position from the point of being a *rational human being*
please explain to me how in the context of all comments strung together, there was no racial or /pol/itical agenda backing those ideas
