Honestly, your idea is just fucking stupid. And for that reason, i'm out.
I'm such a big fan Cubes I just really wanted a deal from you today. I'll take any offer you're willing to put forward.
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>>67915639
I'll give you 25k for 90% of your business.
If you don't share our CARE and ENTHUSIASM for DEAD MEMES...
>Unfortunately, you are white and have a small penis. I don't invest in white men with small penises. And for that reason, I'm out.
>>67915717
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE
I'll make you an offer but with one stipulation. Which is you have to accept my offer right now at this very second or I'm out
....
I'm out
>>67915751
>Lori will never humiliate you for having a small penis on national television
>>67915588
Is Mark only on the show to provide witty remarks and force people to JUST their business with his "you need to accept my deal now or I'm out" ultimatum? He's the only interesting person on the show, but it seems to me everyone else is there to actually strike deals and help someone's business.
>>67917377
He's a billionaire. He literally could give less of a shit about the show. It's hilarious to see him bully Robert and Kevin like the pure alpha male that he is.
Honestly, I love your product. It's fantastic and I think you're going to make a lot of money with it, and you should definitely keep doing what you're doing. And for that reason, I'm out.
>>67917377
Daymond does that "accept right now without listening to anyone else or I'm out" shit all the time.
>>67917461
>Peter Thiel will never be the autistic, gay alpha on the show
shame
I was going to invest, but you broke eye contact with me. Just now, you did. If you want to go over and suck Robert's dick to make him feel better, maybe he'll give you some money, but I'm out.
I'm a huge fan of your presentation and everything you've done so far. I think you have great potential and together we can really make this a success. I'm willing to offer you double what you asked for because I'm so confident in your business. Please accept my offer right now. Please stop glancing at Mark. Just please, please choose me just this one time.
>smart and business savvy billionaire
>got tricked into doing a video with Tai Lopez
KNAWWWLEDGE
>>67917463
this
>>67917838
>it's a Mark asks Kevin to team up at the last second so Robert can't get the account episode
I like to invest in people who do their research. What company was it that I invested in again? I forgot.
>>67918494
I INVESTED IN UBER IN TWO THOUSAND FUCKING NINE
>>67917463
You're black and I respect that a black person works hard. I'll offer you $1 quadrillion by I want 20% of your company instead of 10%.
>>67917953
>implying that fgt didn't pay Based Cubes
>>67918494
God this fucking guy was the worst
>>67917838
this happens CONSTANTLY. Until sharkposting I never really noticed and Mark C.ucks people out of deals often but he JAMS Robert at least once an episode
>>67915685
Could you possibly drop down to 80%
I once belonged to a very exclusive organization of private investors. Every month, we would meet in secret to sacrifice a small girl to the elder god of fortune, Olorr'o. Have you ever seen a full grown man sacrifice a child before? It is horrible. The most horrible thing anyone could see. That is what I thought until I saw your presentation. I would rather watch 1000 infants be sacrificed to the great Olorr'o than invest after a presentation like that.
>>67915717
Honestly, it's rare these sorts of posts on 4chan make me laugh. However, be it the timing or circumstances I currently find myself in, I found this incredibly amusing. I probably laughed for 4 to 6 seconds, out loud that is. Again, I'd like to make it clear that this is highly unusual for me. I simply want you to know how funny I found this before I continue on to another thread. Maybe I'll see your posts in the future and I'll laugh again, or maybe I'll engage in an intense argument with you. Such is the way of anonymous image boards, but at this moment, your post brought me great joy to the point of laughing out loud. Guess I'm just trying to say thanks. I'll see you in other threads, even if I don't know it's you.
>>67918911
I'm out.
>>67919010
More of these
You're only asking for $1 on 99% for your company, and it's a revolutionary product. But I'm only here for a couple episodes and need to only invest in "redneck" themed products and companies. For that reason, I'm out.
This is a great product. Great. If you choose me I guarantee you with my manufacturing connections we can take this product to the next level. That being said there is one condition. If you accept I'll need you to go to my old neighborhood in Queens and visit a man named Lamar. You will tell Lamar to get his bitch ass out of New York or he is dead. I can't wait to get started with you. We are going to make boatloads of money with this idea.
>>67915588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyHB88AOJWU
Dragons Den has best waifu
When is Loliware (the tableware made from lolis) going to be released? I need to buy some.
Bald jew is best shark.
There's something oddly satisfying about watching someone be such a greedy fuck, I can't help but love him for how much of a fucking kike he is about everything.
>>67920216
Hes gonna be Canadas prime minister soon
>>67918494
>you're early but I like to get in early with companies like I did with uber and for that reason I'm out
5 million in sales is impressive. I cater to an exclusive group of elite hunters in New England. It is a group like most hunting groups you would expect except with one difference. They hunt men. Last month they killed a total of 13 people. That being said, how dare you speak to me. You nobody. You slime. Take your 5 million in sales and run. If you ever speak to me again I will give your name to them.
>>67916808
24 second shot clock and it starts now!
You've priced your company at 200 thousand dollars, but you havent even sold a single product. I'll tell you what, I will give you 50 thousand for 80%, purely for the licensing. I will help you grow this business, but only if you agree that the business is just licensing your patent. Why would you even hesitate? You can just sit back and watch the money come in. If you don't give me a yes right now it goes to 25k for 85%. Are you listening to me? You hesitated, and with that, I'm out.
You have a really solid product, and althought we are uncertain of the back end, we have agreed to buy 2% of your company for 10 million dollars. You are an inspiration to all minorities and women across the world. We will help you build this business for a few minutes while our cameramen film it, and then we'll just leave you a multi millionaire.
> it's a food product pitch
>>67920645
>200 thousand
>50 thousand
who the fuck writes numbers like this? please tell me english isn't your first language
>>67920603
nice
>>67920759
>>67920754
>it's a middle aged housewife is selling clothing pitch
>it's really anyone selling clothing pitch
>>67921019
>it's a proud womyn shilling new age deodorant or awful cosmetic product episode
>the sharks actually believe that some fucks cooked up something in their garage that surpasses what billions of dollars in corporate research can do
>>67920216
From what I've heard he's actually a really nice guy in real life and he's just playing a character.
/tv/ doesn't think this isn't scripted, right?
>>67917838
>its a "Robert's face light up when free samples are given out" episode
>its a "Robert gets excited when dogs enter the studio"
Its a kissing Marks ass by giving him a sample product in Mavericks colors episode
>it's a lori wants to sell something on a shopping channel episode
...as if that is difficult
>>67921835
>it's a guy from Texas who says "Texas YEEAH MARK CUBAN GO MAVS" and Cubes starts clapping and pointing episode
>>67921967
>Its a calling Mark "Cubes" and getting instantly denied episode
>it's a "we just came on the show for publicity" episode
>>67917838
>>67921531
Is Robert the Jeb Bush of this show?
>it's an "our sales somehow magically increased after being on shark tank" update..."we had no idea that a 10 minute commercial on national tv could do that"
>>67915649
is he trying to catch her poop?
>>67915717
I'm kind of sad jobsposting never took off.
>>67919055
Lovely post anon.
>I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving. And for that reason, I'm out.
I love the product and I expect you to consider my offer of 100% of your company for 0.00 dollars and you have to make a decision by the time you finish reading this sentence and I'm out.
>>67922158
It did
Memes just die out after a while
>it's an obese white person or shucking black guy selling his own bottled sauce episode
>>67921390
>you will never watch squid girl for the first time again
life is such sorrow
>>67922307
you're responding to a baneposter. They think memes should be eternal.
I saw Mark at an NBA game this week and all I could do was stare at him and think of something funny to say and couldn't even focus on the game
>you will never be notorious and outspoken
>>67921835
Every time they do personalized samples, it makes me cringe. I don't know why.
>>67921911
It is if you don't own the channel...
>>67922429
Why? Mark is a giant, insecure faggot
He made his money through luck and is so desperate to be famous he does tv shows
He has like 150x the net worth of anyone on the show
>>67915751
You forgot to mention QVC
>go to my moms house for the holiday
>see that sponge that changes by the temp of the water with the smiley face on it
>laugh
>never talk to her again
>>67922700
Well I was far away and I wasn't sure it was him because he was in a T-shirt but he did have the massive chin and stood up and walked with the Mavs into the locker room at the end
>>67917838
>>67918771
No matter how much he gets bullied on the show, he's winning in the wife department.
pictured: the Aussie dancing champion/fitness instructor he's engaged to
>>67919010
10/10 for believability
Robert the slav seems like the most caring guy on the show. Laurie 2nd, but I'd go into the show trying to strike a deal with rob, he seems to actually want to see a business grow and everyone be successful.
>>67923527
choosing to marry a roastie
Honestly, your product will never sell, is impractical, and is essential offensive and dangerous. That being said, I will invest 10 million for 10% if you bring your daughter to my son's birthday. He is turning 11 so make sure you don't buy him any M rated games. I am really excited about this idea, though. We're gonna take this to the next level.
>>67922205
You really remind me of when I started GoPro™. When I first launched GoPro™, I didn't know if GoPro™ was going to take off! But I was patient and played my cards right, and soon enough, GoPro™ was in everybody's pocket! GoPro™ made me realizes that it was possible to reach my dreams, and that's exactly what I'm seeing in you guys. The drive that I had when I started GoPro™. I don't have a deal for you guys because I'm a huge fucking shill, but I know you guys are gonna do well, just like GoPro™ did!
God I just watched Robert get c.ucked so hard by Daymond on those shitty protein pancakes
His fucking face was priceless
>it says here that you aren't a Mavs fan, so for that reason I am out and I will hire a hit squad to kill you
>>67924517
jesus christ, it's his wife leaving him all over again
>>67924544
I literally laughed out loud just seeing his face.
>>67919207
hah
>>67924544
not only did I come on this show just to cuck all you sharks, i am making millions in profit.
Cope de vino is life.
>>67917838
Lol so true
What is the statistic of your first detail? I mean, if you averaged 6.5% of the cost per average on the dollar, so how can I invest in the plus 12 points of the back delivery costs on the retrograde monetary? I mean, I'm skeptical, is all I'm saying...let me take 20% of the first 10 voluntary on the first front, and then add an additional 0.7 per month per year per decade for the next twenty and we have a deal. Or else...well...
>>67917838
Love this guy, only because he reminds me of Robin Williams.
>>67925533
>>67927461
>>67917953
FUCK MY
>>67917953
SHIT UP
Did the shark stream die out? I remember there was a stream like a couple months ago constantly playing episodes at it was really comfy
>>67929299
kinda, the owner dosent go there anymore so some of theplaylist vids got deleted, its greenyman on instasync, theres also one on vaughlive but i forget what the channel is called
