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This is your main cast.
Write the plot or setting of the most beautiful work of Absolute Kinography of 2016.
Needs another woman or it automatically fails the Bechdel test. Requesting Reyfu please
>>67910860
Not kino enough.
The second woman would be Eva Green.
>>67911003
THIS, or pic related
>>67911249
>ex-gf looks exactly like her
>she has the same mannerisms as this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1aSn8EjMYo
>she's now fucking some ugly retard because his father is rich
kill me
>>67910263
>intro: flicking comic book pages followed by a Marvel Logo
>>67910263
Remake - yes, remake - of House of Yes, Dano and Rooney as the twins, CIA gender swaps to play mom. Weird brother not pictured - should be Jaden Smith.
>>67911791
It's capekino, then
>Camera pans to Dano taking a shit in the bathtub
>>67910263
It includes a jew so I'm not interested.
>>67910263
Paul Dano as King Henry VI.
Orlando Bloom as Richard Plantagenet.
Shia as either John Talbot or Basset.
CIA as Edmund Mortimer.
Rooney as Joan of Arc.
Tober Maguire as the Dauphin, Charles.
>>67913272
Jake Gyllenhaal would also make an interesting King Henry VI.
>>67913311
he can be the black time traveller from 80's bronx
>>67913416
Ok, I'm good with that.
Eva Green as one of Falstaff's whores,
what is this new kino meme
>>67910263
Adaptation of 1984
Dano=Big Brother
Shia=Winston
CIA=Mr. Charrington
Rooney Tunes=Julia
Tobey Mac=O'Brien
