How classic will this be?
overwhelmingly classic
I can't convince the guys at work it's not an April fools joke
>>67905784
Will be classic kino
>>67905784
This film would be better if the dead body was a woman. But then SJW would be all over it. Since it's a man, it's okay and funny.
>>67906169
it will be remembered more classically than Beethoven
>>67906169
but then they'd have to name it Swiss Army Woman and thats not as smooth
There is no actor I appreciate more than Paul Dano since Phillip Seymour Hoffman died.
Why can't people into slightly weird movies?
>>67906296
He's right you know
>>67906169
Why would a woman corpse be better?
>>67906169
gross
>>67906371
More ways to have fun. Plus it would make for a cool love story instead of a friendship one.
>>67906356
Quirky =/= weird
Eraserhead is weird, this is 'Let's make a movie that could be anything from actually really good to total dogshit with such a totally epic and wacky plot that people will just call it 'original' and the marketing will do itself'
>>67906451
Theres already the movie Warm Bodies.
Fuck love stories, love is dead capitalism won.
Will this kill capeshit?
>that classic beard
why is he so classic bros
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4034354/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrK1f4TsQfM
>>67906169
swiss army knives are phallic in natures, so being a woman makes literally no sense. things pour out of him.
if it were a woman it would be called vacuum and all it would do is suck up everything
there's a fart in the trailer so automatically not very classic
>>67906791
>the soldier in front of him just falls over
>he gets blasted 50 feet away
>>67907992
Yeah, I kept seeing it referred to as "The film were Daniel Radcliffe plays a farting corpse" but it seems way weirder than that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOUqVuNzkA8
>>67908206
>i don't know how gravity and sound waves work
I think it's time for men in the world to take a long hard look at themselves and think if a beard is right for them or not.
>mfw
>>67906451
>more ways to have fun
Are you saying that the movie should have necrophilia anon?
>>67905784
Who will play Paul Dano in the inevitable biopic?
>>67911329
>investigated by Loki
>beaten by Fenrir
>becomes Odin
Classic
>>67906791
>camera rolls forward instead of back
