What did you guys think of the prequel?
>>67896646
The dog constatly saying "Gook" and the whole "They aren't human, they don't feel pain like us, it doesn't matter what we do them" rant was way too much for movie night. My wife's son was visibly alarmed at the language.
>>67896646
Wahlberg's cameo was a bit over the top.
>>67896646
Made Men behind The Sun look like Space Jam.
When he raped the village's wives one by one it was tough to watch.
Felt like they tried too hard desu. Like when army dog DELIBERATELY napalms those children, it felt forced and out of character, like the writers knew they had this whole 'le brutal dog' reputation to live up to. Didn't do it for me.
tried too hard to be Apocalypse Now
thought it was a bit much when he skinned that child alive in front of its parents. I mean did it really have to go on for 20 minutes?
apart from that I really enjoyed it
The after credit scene where the dog goes back to Vietnam years later and there's all those slanty eyed golden retriever children roaming around, and he molests one of his own illegitimate children was just too much for me.
Good soundtrack tho
>>67896646
too much crudeness to be a kid's movie, my lil bro started crying at the village part :/
i dont see a future in this franchise
>I'm not a good boy
>I never was a good boy
>woof woof bark starts playing
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>>67896780
do you think this scene was justified?
>>67896936
You're going to be excited to know about "Army Dog: Gulf War Syndrome". He copes with the giant psychological damage of taking a life.
>All fucking mutts must fucking hang
Jesus christ army dog
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>>67897021
He was just following orders. Jesus, you guys. Get some perspective.
>>67897021
>>67896773
When he knotted and was locked into that poor lady they killed with their bayonets? That wasn't in the script and was actually improvised, he got an actual knot in her vagina because he slipped and the extra(Kan Se Nguyen RIP) panicked and ran into a prop bayonet and died.
Hollywood covered it up and just said that she quit acting and moved to a farm out in the country, but I know the truth.
>>67897023
I thought that was a spinoff with Army Dogs nephew, not Army Dog himself, hmm
>>67897084
What is "knotted"
>>67897084
If that lady was underage this would be John Landis' wet dream
>Me and Army Dog looked around at the carnage we had created. There was blood, body parts and guts everywhere. One of the taliban fucklords was still alive and trying to beg for mercy, but just gargling on puke and blood. "Sounds like he's saying weed poop," Army Dog barked and we laughed hysterically. Army Dog's eyes looked like cherries and mine were burning like the sun. I opened the valve on my helmet and emptied another dank g13 volcano bag thru it, fishbowling my juggernaut suit. Army Dog finished off the dying sandfucker with a blast from his laser assisted SPAS-12 covering us in a shower of organs. He picked up a nearby piece of intenstine and stuck it on his snout then waved his head around going "BRRRRR BRRRRRRR im an elephant lol!" we were both lolling to tears why we thought about the futility of war and human life. We cracked open a taco bell MRE and hopped in the jeep back to base.
>>67896738
implying him beating that vietnam fucking shit literally to death and stealing his teeth didn't set the stage for the rest of the movie
>>67897135
When the dog's dick balloons up near the root. It's to lock itself into whatever it's breeding with so it can plant it's dog seed and they can't run away.
It's like you don't jerk off to dog porn or something.
>>67897177
have a look at your life mate
>Army Dog, lol, you gotta keep wearing gay stuff to the firefights, man. Hahaha the look on the platoon sergeants face when you waddled out in a bra with a dildo shoved up your ass was priceless, even better when you emptied a mag blindly over the berm and hit about three of the motherfuckers. I bet it was like TF2's death system when he died and it zoomed in on you as the afghaniman's blood left his brain, and he saw a fucking dog with a gun lookin all fag after having popped him. That dumb cunt prob breathed his last breath like "FTL... FTL.. for teh.. lose". bahaha. The counseling was worth it, man, and so was the extra duty digging up my shit and setting it on fire and breathing it in for the next 60 days.
>"who's a good boy?"
>it ain't me starts playing
>cut to black
>*gunshot*
It was true canineKino honestly
>>67897196
Never fucking reply to me again unless it's contributing to the thread
>"My knotted cock was still half-hard inside the dying hajji when i stopped fucking her. I was deaf from gunfire and rotor wash, and as I felt her heart stop, I realized that I couldn't remember my mother's name. Luckily my iphone was recording the whole streak (sturdily attached to my MOLLE with a Strike Industries 4S battlecase) and we cut it to some sick dubstep back at camp." -Army Dog: A Memoir
>"Smoke coiled from the barrel of my HK XM8 5.56mm w/ underslung M320 grenade launcher. It had performed admirably and I smiled, thinking about how our frequent TDM seshes back at HQ had increased my combat skills. I then noticed Tyrone, the squad's black man, preparing to suprise sex a teenage afghan girl. "Hey Tyrone, le rape is against server rules!" I barked jokingly. Tyrone smiled, appreciating my reference to onlien PC gaming, then resumed raping. "Hey dog-dick," he said whilst taking a vape swat, "if war were truly hell, if hell were the only colour in the mandala, it would not occur." "Fair," i barked loudly, appreciating his fucking as I ID as pansexual." -Army Dog: A Memoir
>>67897249
RIP in hell, beast-fag.
>>67897299
2bh it's basic biology m8. You don't have to jerk it to dank dog porn to know that.
>that DVD extras scene where Army Dog is made up to look like a German Shepherd patrolling a makeshift Auschwitz the crew threw together with odd bits of props they had left over from shooting
>the 'Jews' are clearly Vietnamese extras from the movie
>the few who speak broken English are trying to plead with one of the 'guards', clearly Casper van Dien in full historically accurate Nazi uniform, about terminating their contracts early without pay and asking for their children to be allowed to leave, at least
Why did he hate the mutts so much? It seemed very forced, and a bit racist.
>that scene where army dog deliberately fires his machine gun against farmers from the chopper
>>67897356
Up until this thread I didn't even know that dog had penises, Fur-fucker.
>>67896646
Watched it with my grandpa and loved it. His favorite part was the gooks being torched
>THE ONES THAT RUN ARE BAD DOGS
>THE ONES THAT STAND STILL, ARE *WELL TRAINED* BAD DOGS
Jesus fucking christ
I like Mark Wahlber cameo
>>67896738
I heard that the guy he shot was just some random guy who got lost and wandered into the set (the guy wasn't even Vietnamese). The brutality Wahlberg did was also real and so was the gun (RIP random Chinaman). The director was so impressed with his method acting that he put the scene into the final cut, he said something along the line "It really shows you the atrocity of the war. One moment, you're shooting a PG-13 rated movie, the next moment, you're in 'Nam, killing all these Vietnam fuckin' SHITS. Payback for Pearl Harbor, bitch!"
>>67896738
I met Mark in Vietnam
>>67897562
Are you dead now
>It's a doggokino thread
How did they get the dog to laugh like a human while knotting that little afghan girl? It looked so fucking real, and the terror in her eyes
>>67897636
They put peanut butter on the roof of his mouth
>that scene when dog met Marki Mark
Holy shit
>>67897680
>>67897809
mad kekish brah
>>67897809
that's his cousin
>>67896646
Forest i want to go home.
This scene everytime.
>>67897159
>I opened the valve on my helmet and emptied another dank g13 volcano bag thru it, fishbowling my juggernaut suit
Well that's the funniest thing I've read on /tv/ in a while, doubt many people on here know enough about weed paraphanalia to get it
>>67898577
I wish I was as dang cool as you, then I could make surreptitious posts about how cool I was as well
>>67898577
DUDE
>>67898577
DUDE
>"who is a good boy?"
>it aint me starts playing
i like ironic use of music in war movies
>>67898577
DUDE
>>67898577
DUDE
>>67898577
yeah, because getting high is rocketscience. teach me your ways, senpai
>>67897809
he's seen some shit
>>67896646
Tbph (to be perfectly fair) the unsimulated rape scene was too far. I don't know how they got past the censors. And those Vientamese extras "accidentaly" getting shot by real bullets also made in into the film. They used real corpses as props too. All because the famous mehod actor who played army dog wanted it to be "just like he killed gooks back in the day"
Way better than the first one. Vietnam sets the stage for pure kino every time.
>not all dogs go to heaven
Gave me chills desu
>>67896646
The trailer really killed my hype.
>Scene of Army Dog catching a grande mid-air before tossing back a nearby gook family
>Freeze frame
>"Whoa, see that dog who's about to commit a war crime? That's me. Yep. You're probably wondering how a good boy like me wound up in such a sticky situation, well let me finish this game of fetch and I'll fill you in!"
>Scene starts back up
>Grenade flies right into a school and explodes
>lieutenant Dan: "Check please!"
>It Aint Me starts playing
Seriously?
>>67896695
well memed
I mean you can tell it was intended for a more mature and patriotic audience.
>that scene where Pvt. Arm E. Dahg holds off the whole defense by wielding 2 m16s
However was the scene where he rapes the one legged vietnamese women really necessary? And did they have to play 'It aint me' during the scene?
>army dog gets taken to the insane asylum because he wont stop ranting about the bones he left in the ground.
>the bones where the corpses of his friends he left in Vietnam.
My favorite scene is the one in which the dog meets the St Bernard
>"You're a big dog"
>"For you"
i enjoyed that witty exchange that they had
>This year...man's best friend is about to become Vietnam's worst nightmare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obuTdzsDa6M
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
>>67902444
>if I pulled off that keg would you die?
>You write "born to knot" on your helmet, and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
>woof!
Great movie to watch with my wife's boyfriend.
>>67902636
Yeah I really loved what I saw of it but halfway through the movie my wife's boyfriend's son made me leave the room, so I never got to finish it.
>>67902477
>It will be extremely barkful
I'm usually pretty good with brutal war scenes, but I found pic related difficult to watch
Two paws up
>>67903407
How'd they get Ted Cruz to cameo in this kinographie?
