Ok, /tv/ you're always shitting on other people's scriptwriting ability, so here's a challenge: write a coherent film script 1 line, action or scene change at a time. You can have a character say a line AND perform an action as long as the 2 are connected. I'll start
>FADE IN: CORNER DINER. DAWN.
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>FADE IN. CORNER DINER. OP IS SUCKING A MILLION COCKS.
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A man eats pancakes
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JOE and TYRONE sit at a booth, sipping coffee.
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OP is a faggot.
>CLOSE UP. OP'S FACE IS DRIPPING IN SEMEN.
KEKS ARE KEKING IN THE KEKSHED
CISHET WHITE MALE (name unimportant): Who are we gonna marginalize and silence today, guys?
TYRONE: So help me understand something Joe. You want me to have sexual intercourse with your wife...while you watch. Is this some fucked up "white" thing I've never heard of or...what's the deal?
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A boy falls in love with a girl
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JOE: I'm getting hard already, say it again louder.(inhales deeply)
