Post core lists.
>>67891729
>mfw congo is better than man of steel
>>67891729
Postal is an unintentional masterpiece. Boll tried to make the worst movie he could and adapted the material at points which couldn't really be adapted, and he fucking pulled it off. As a deconstruction it's amazing, even if none of it is intended. Seriously, if Lars von Trier had made Postal everybody would think it was the most clever and deep thing ever and it would've won the Palme d'Or.
>problem child 2
>bad
dude..
>>67891729
Fucking Jaws 4 man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqiWWmAEfTA
There are actual shots of the crane arm controlling the shark that made it into the finished film.
Postal is actually quite decent compared to Boll's earlier work
I wouldn't call it bad
>>67891798
Not OP but I unironically love Postal and think it is a good movie. I tried watching other Boll movies after just to see if any of them had the same charm but I can definitely understand why people hate him after watching his other shit.
And they need to cast Zack Ward in more movies.
>>67891729
This is the only list that matters.
>>67891729
>white background
ugh yuck
>>67891729
why is Postal in this mix? It's neither badcore nor goodcore. More kind of a "dirtycore" if you get my drift
>>67891889
>5seconds in
>that stock roar
>on a shark of all things
I don't think I can make it through.
>>67891961
Uwe Boll was gonna do a sequel to Postal but got bankrupt after his German investors stopped funding his movies and due to him not making much dvd sales. So he is gonna retire ;_;
btw: the Postal sequel was gonna be about Zack taking care of his own retarded kids after the nuclear explosion destroyed the world. could have been interesting
>>67891756
This one is awful.
>>67891729
>Hobgoblins cover
Hmmm
I think I'll watch it.
>>67892019
>bad core
>he doesn't get it
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>>67891961
Postal is the shit. It's genuinely brillant and transgressive, and the best part is that absolutely none its genius is intended.
>>67892167
What makes Postal genius is that every single offensive thing that you could think of is in that movie
>Wild Wild West
Why? Its a fun flick
>>67891756
I can't tell if this is mocking /tv/ or not
You've slumped cult classics with shit like
>Inception
>Sucker Punch
>Guardians of the galaxy
>Prisoners
What kind of a fedora wearing gentleman would suggest GotG
>>67892153
>greentext
>fedora picture
ugh yuck
>>67892201
I agree 100%. Never understand the hatred. One of my favorite childhood films
Ok, I have to know, why is Problem Child 2 a meme, I've been on 4chan for a looong time (sadly) but it's always shit on or meme'd.
The movie is fucking hilarious, I'm old and I still think it's funny as hell.
>>67892192
Yes, and it goes pretty fucking far with everything too. The final scene is god awful and dumb in theory, but its execution is so extreme and so genuine it becomes art.
It's also a PERFECT adaptation of Postal 2. It abandons the (practically non-existent) plot, but uses all of the game's other elements plus its own ideas to make it all work together. Brilliant.
>>67892267
Everyone likes Problem Child 2 except for Alison Brie.
>>67891966
Where the fuck is TDKR?
>>67892366
Do you know what those movies are about?
>>67891729
>>67892512
why
>>67892615
why not ?
>essential capeshit
The Crow
Batman Returns
Unbreakable
Spider-Man
X-2: X-Men United
Spider-Man 2.1
Kick Ass
Iron Man
The Dark Knight
Marvel's The Avengers
The Wolverine (needs to be unrated cut)
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
X-Men: Days of Future Past
Deadpool
>>67892822
>no Darkman
>>67891729
better add BvS to that list
>>67892651
Saved
>>67892822
Essential redditcore
>>67892759
>Watchmen
The single most overrated film of the capeshit genre
>Man of Steel
It's not good. The action sequences are impressive, but the film is just too ducking boring and doesn't care enough about the stakes to take itself seriously
>Dawn of Justice
Snyder's best work in years that flew over most critics' heads. It's a very ambitious film, but it misses a lot of what it sets out to do. Hopefully the 3+ hour R rated cut will address this.
Wouldn't say any of these are "essential"
>>67892848
>redditcore
I didn't list Guardians of the Galaxy or X-Men: First Class
>>67892822
>>67892822
If you're going for shit that's essential to understanding superhero movies and their history, you need Superman (1978) in that list.
Kick-Ass could probably be taken off.
>>67892948
I'm so fucking annoyed that Batman v Superman is still going to pass $1 billion global.
>>67892949
Yes I know I forgot the first 2 supermans.
My bad. They're very good, though if you're watching 2, it HAS to be the Donner cut
http://imgur.com/a/kslRG
There's a lot of lists including core in this album.
>>67892948
And yet BvS is still a better movie than Iron Man 3
>>67892976
>I'm so fucking annoyed that Batman v Superman is still going to pass $1 billion global.
Worse capeshit has already done it.
>>67891729
>no Starcrash
>no Showgirls
>no Neil Breen films
who the fuck made this?
>>67891729
>Pulp Fiction
>Big Lebowski
>Drive
>Old Boy
>Blade Runner
>The thing
>Terminator 2
>Natural Born Killers
>Total Recall
>Stormship troopers
>Prisoners
Wtf are you on, man? this list is terrible
>>67891851
Missing the ultimate sad-core movie
Tyrannosaur
The most depressing movie that was ever been made.
>>67892434
no. what are they about?
what would you add to this
>>67893231
Eh it wasn't that bad
I've lived in Yorkshire since I was 9, I know people with worse lives than that
need an essential 00s core list pls
Essential STAR WARS viewing guide
>>67891756
this will NEVER stop triggering plebs
>>67893320
I haven't finished the documentary about you yet so we can't add that yet
>>67892205
>Implying Sucker Punch isn't the most cult classic of the lot
>>67893399
>calling out loners on 4chan
truly reddit
>>67893029
Not according to the facts.
>>67891756
>sucker punch, wolf of wallstreet and guardians of the galaxy along in bruges, oldboy and lord of the rings
what the fuck is this
>>67892822
I guess The Incredibles doesn't count as capeshit.
>>67892073
>Postal 2: Paradise Lost by Uwe
Why didn't he make the kickstarter for this one?
>>67892043
Just watch it for teh lulz.
>Ellen Brody has flashbacks to events she never witnessed
>Multiple shots of the shark mechanics
>The TNT tv version has like 10 second long shots of the shark mechanics and several scenes are edited out of sequence
>In the theatrical cut the shark is rammed with the boat and explodes for no reason.
Its really amazing how shitty it is.
>>67892759
Hi Zack.
>>67892201
>892285
>>>67892167
>What makes Postal genius is that every single offensive thing that
Wasn't there a bit in it where Kline's character "invents" what is essentially just chainmail hundreds of years after it has already been invented?
>>67891851
>Dancer in the Dark
Fuck, man, just thinking about that movie waters my eyes. Maybe the most emotional movie that I've seen.
Anyway that's a pretty great list.
>>67891851
>Johnny Got His Gun
That's the only movie that ever made me cry. It got me right in the feels.
>>67893725
watched 2014 yesterday
was pretty decent
>>67892512
Fucking kek at Once Upon A Time In America
>>67893792
I agree, it's a good Godzilla film, but not one of the classics.
>>67891756
Here's your (You)
>>67891756
I don't think it could be considered fedora, because fedora wearers are known to be contrarian and movies like Dredd and Fight Club aren't very contrarian.
>>67891966
>Maladolescenza not in the list
>>67891851
You can add this to your collection.
>>67891756
>mocking great movies
>fedora memes
Fuck off, christcuck
>>67891954
A good Boll-movie is still a bad movie by any other standard. Only exception is Rampage 1
>>67891756
pinnacle jej @ all those replies you got
>>67891756
(You)
>>67894388
>exception
There is no exception. His films are all terrible and the least terrible ones don't make up for the colossal turd piles like Bloodrayne.
>>67893291
fucking kids
>>67891756
>tfw you've watched and liked all those movies
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>>67893447
I haven't seen either of those movies but that's stupid reasoning.
>>67891729
>Anaconda
>Bad
It's honestly a fairly well done creature feature; the acting is just poor. It's nowhere near as bad as its sequels.
>>67891756
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>>67891966
>No Lawn Dogs
fucking what?
Has anyone got the essential cuckcore chart?
