The fuck is this shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrK1f4TsQfM
>>67889160
i think is a movie
>>67889160
Pretty sure this is what the kids call "Kino"
>>67889160
uno farto @0.30
>>67889160
They call it a Kino, a Kino!
>>67889160
Is this movie meant to be about a mentally challenged person? Cos if it isnt then I am entierely lost
>>67889160
Daniel Radcliffe has become Brendan Fraser
>>67889291
I think its about exactly what the movie is called
he's a Swiss army man aka a man that has many functions
>>67889160
>Britbongs already talk in slow motion when they put on American accents
>Make him talk even slower because he's a corpse
BRAVO SLOWMO
>>67889497
He is a walking corpse
Looks like a classic.
I thought they weren't making anymore harry potters?
>>67889576
he is what you need him to be
>>67889160
KINO
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>>67889160
Nipponiggers be like "fucking casuals"
hahaha there's no way I'm not watching this
>>67889160
Finally, our era's Kino has arrived.
We've been waiting.
fellow brits we have found our lebeouf
Looks pretty good
>>67890373
It isnt kino if there is no capes in it
>>67891080
There's literally a cape in it.
A metaphorical cape.
>>67889177
This is clearly cinématographe.
>>67889160
Every single time a European makes a "weird" movie that Americans dont understand, it wins awards.
>>67891080
corpsekino
>tfw you will never be daniel radcliffe and make kino not because the script is good or it pays well but because you find it interesting because youre rich as fuck
So wait is he a zombie or is all of this in Classic Dinos imagination?
>>67889248
I am the original creator of this meme. It brings me so much joy to still see it being used from time to time. Who would've guess that posting a simple youtube comment years ago would send such big ripples. Thank and godspeed.
>>67891170
Dumb frogposter, our kind does not make kino, we are the kino.
>>67891173
He is meant to be dead so yes kinda a zombie. Maybe that other guy died too considering he had a noose around his neck and he imagined his journey while slowly hanging there and dying as in reality the noose never broke
>>67889160
An instant classic
>>67891223
I knew from watching the trailer and this post solidified in my mind that this will truly be the highest cinematic creation we've been blessed with in years.
I don't use this term lightly, but I honestly think this will be kino.
Did they just ruin the ending?
>mary elizabeth winstead
what's the opposite of DROPPED? because that's how i feel now.
>from rebbit, i thought this was funny
Pops up as a quote in the trailer:
"Undeniably impressive" - Entertainment weekly.
Here's the actual context:
"The film looks great and it has an undeniably impressive level of imagination and ambition (not to mention some fantasy sequences that tap into the same inventive hand-crafted diorama groove of Michel Gondry). But while everyone in front of and behind is super-committed to their Weekend at Bernie’s riff, it’s depressingly juvenile."
How does everyone feel about this?
Nb: The entertainment weekly website is disgustingly bad and I feel dirty for having gone there.
Man, the viral marketers of this crap are really honing in on /tv/ for some reason.
>>67889431
Daniel Radcliffe is worth a $110 million, so not quite, I think he just did this for fun.
Why is Radcliffe in all these weird fucking films?
>>67891724
I think Daniel and Daniel wanted someone called Daniel and they made a compromise with Dano
>>67889160
ahaha
this will trigger /tv/ so bad
>>67891747
He can do stuff just because he thinks it's fun and interesting. I think he's been pretty good in the stuff I've seen.
Also I guess he wants to not only be thought of as "that dude who was hairy pottty".
>>67891520
Are u retarded? There's reddit memes spammed daily now.
every time i check in on /tv/ you guys have a new nonsense word that pops up in each and every post.
so what is this 'kino' bollocks about?
>>67891201
Go fly a kite, jerk. I'm the first one to post this meme. Quit stealing my thunder. .it's all I have.
>>67891223
...It's going to be an Owl Creek rip-off isn't it?
>>67891201
god bless you
>>67889160
CLASSIQUE
>farts
What did he mean by this?
>>67891201
I created a semi-popular meme a little while back that still gets posted now and then. I thought I'd be happy about it taking off but instead I have an irrational sense of ownership over my meme and hate when I see others using it. Which is ridiculous because that's what memes are. I think I'll write a screenplay about my struggles with excepting that the meme is no longer mine, that possessiveness can destroy a man. Look out for "The Man and the Meme" at Sundance in a few years.
>>67892303
excuse me sir
the question is not WHAT is kino
but why
>>67892303
>i'm an underage burger redditor
thought so, kid
>>67889160
I think it, this thread I mean, is viral marketing for some derp fest.
UNLIKE ANYTHING YOU WILL EVER SEE
-Twitch Film
>kek
Classiquekino
It actually looks pretty entertaining. I like "quirky" sort of films.
Also Paul Dano needs to have a beard all of the time, because it actually hides his creepy little babyface well.
>>67889160
What in the fuck
>>67892151
To be honest he seems the coolest one of the Harry Potter bunch.
The guy also has a bottomless stash of wealth so he can do whatever the fuck he pleases.
no one remembers this from harry potter??????
>>67894307
holy shit daniel radcliffe was in harry potter?
>we want the /tv/ audience
Literally red.dit the movie
shame on classic paul for selling out 4chan like this
>>67894307
That's Tom Cruise from Minority Report.
>>67889160
actual pure, classic kino
Just change his name to Paul Kino because this is going to change cinema forever
>>67892447
what I was thinking
>>67889160
classic
"Absolute Kino, an instant classic."
- Me
>>67891201
No you're not, I am. My post was deleted so nobody saw it, but I was the first one to ever reference Uno Farto. I even have the same reaction image I used before I was banned for some reason or another. If you're the dude who made that THREAD, then that's a different story, but I was the first to notice that comment.
So don't you dare, don't you fucking dare try and take my memes away from me.
>>67889160
I think... I might actually watch this.
>>67895005
Anonymous: Creator of the Uno Farto Meme
Got it.
>>67889248
i don't get this
>>67895269
they're letting you know that there's a fart at the 30 second mark of that video
>>67895286
yes but i don't get the "uno farto"
"uno" stand for "one" in italian, but there's no such thing as "farto" in my language.
in italian is "scorreggia", abbreviated in "scorra" by children and in young slang.
>>67894342
What is harry potter?
>>67895361
i think it's just a joke m8, probably not intended to be an accurate translation
>>67894251
not so fast
i like radcliff and all but Rupert Grint is also cool as fuck
that nigga bought an ice cream with the money he got from the movies and driving it around giving people ice cream for free because that was his dream
emma watson probably turn out the worst from the trio
>>67895493
>woman turned out to be the bitchiest one
>>67889286
>>67892303
>>67889160
Actually looks pretty fucking good desu, interesting concept. Would watch/10
>>67889248
>>67889160
looks like stupid fun.
im hyped
Where were all of you months ago when this premiered and we talked about it
>>67891144
>People are creative
>They get recognition
Who would've thought.
>>67889160
So basically guy is stranded on a island, finds a corpse and hallucinates its alive and his friend?
>>67901238
>hallucinates
>>67900999
He's a capeshit pleb
I don't think he understands the word creative
>>67901238
desu he probably dies when he tries to hang himself
and the rope snapping and everything that happens after is just a dream or some shit
