Y-YOU ARE LETTING HIM KILL MARTHA!
>post your face when
>>67888434
Pic related is how I felt
MARTHA THREAD?
WHY DID YOU MAKE IT
WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS THREAD
>>67888434
I preferred
"It's OK. I'm a friend of your son's."
"I figured. The cape and all."
Perfect delivery from both of them.
>Is Martha your mom?
>I thought she was your mom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S176AKQhcCk
>muh rtha
Affleck completely stole the show
>>67888434
>Y-YOU ARE LETTING HIM KILL MARTHA!
did he actually say this?
I don't know why so many people freak out about this shit.
Oh wait I know why. It's because you have no humanity and would have killed Superman.
Shame on you.
>Martha
>Not my mom or ma
Who calls their mother by her name?
>>67888669
Not with that inflection, but that's the line, yes.
>>67888730
Adults.
>>67888755
okay, Bart.
>>67888543
That was great, loved how it showed how grounded Martha is.
>>67888805
COME ALONG, BORT
>I bet your parents taught you that you mean something. That you're here for a reason. My parents taught me a different lesson, dying in the gutter, for no reason at all. They taught me the world only makes sense if you force it to.
...Holy shit
>>67888543
>>67888807
I thought quips weren't allowed.
>>67888869
And that wasn't even the uncut speech.
>>67888434
>mfw the dude sitting next to me actually said to his friend "wait... they're half-brothers?!"
>>67888890
quips are okay when they're used sparingly, but when every other line of dialogue is a joke of some sort, its tiresome incredibly quickly
>>67888905
holy shit, did this really happen
>>67888905
>"you just have to turn your brain off, bro!" they said
>>67888869
that was fucking badass, GOAT batman line
too bad in this universe supermans parents actually taught him to never risk vaguely inconveniencing yourself to save someone elses life, I mean unless it's a dog of course
>>67888543
Of all the fucking places to quip, you thought that shit exchange was appropriate? Fucking DC fans man.
>>67888922
yes, I guess because they never said superman's mum's name out loud until then but made a big deal of batman's mum's name in the first scene
>>67888434
Y-YOU ARE LETTING HIM CRASH THE PLANE
>>67888922
>quips are okay when DC does them
Okay champ.
>>67888434
Why would he even call his mother by her name in the first place? Shouldn't it be "you are letting him kill my mother"?
>>67888936
Yeah why did Pa Kent keep telling him to NOT be a hero?
>>67888986
should have fucking said that the second he arrived in front of batman lmao, would have saved a lot of property damage
What the fuck, do you mean other women named Martha exist?!
That changes everything, welcome to the team, Murderman!
>>67888986
Cause then batman would be like "yeah like I'm falling for that one"
>>67888999
>mfw superman tells louis that maybe the superhero thing was just his dads idea and not his
>>67888869
Ok, from that phrase we know Batman knows Superman has parents and therefore a mom, from "help me, Bruce, you were right" Superman's phrase we know Superman knows Bruce it's Batman. Now, why Bruce acts all surprised when Superman mentions, what he believes it's his mom? Why he acts all surprised when he realizes Superman has a mom?
>>67888986
>Superman knows Batman is Bruce Wayne
>knows he's dying and every second wasted brings her closer to death
>realize both your mother's have the same name
>last ditch hope to get through to him you say it
>>67888986
well he is adopted
>>67888986
It's baffling how far up his own ass zack snyder must have been. like
OMG CHECK THE SYMBOLISM.
THEIR MOTHERS HAVE THE SAME FIRST NAME.
THEY HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON AFTER ALL. OMG.
Superman's death should've been a copout ending.
>Scene of Batman holding Supes in his arms after fighting Doomsday
>Cut to Bruce and Diana dressed in black looking at a gravestone.
>Then clark comes into frame "Sorry, I'm late."
>Cut to the front of Thomas and Martha Wayne's Gravestones.
>>67889000
He actually tried, not much though, to convince Bruce to help him.
>>67888434
>Referring to your parents by their first name
>>67889042
>THEY HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON AFTER ALL.
apart from fighting crime and saving people?
>>67889048
That's actually not bad
what was aquaman doing all by himself? just hanging around?
>>67888543
i loved how they were in missionary
>>67889017
Dad being Russel Crowe and not Pa "let em drown" Kent right?
>>67889090
What's wrong with you?
>>67889019
Underrated post
>>67888869
>oh fuck, this Bat faggot is going to kill me
>Bruce Wayne is going to fucking kill me
>wait, wait a second
>flashback of Clark researching about Bruce Wayne
>"Thomas and Martha Wayne shot dead in an alley, Bruce Wayne orphaned at the tender age of eight years old"
>Martha Wayne
>Martha Wayne
>MARTHA FUCKING WAYNE
>Superman: You're letting them kill Martha.
>Batman: What does that mean? Why did you say that name?
>shit it's working. HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IDIOT
>Superman: Find him. Save Martha.
>Batman: Why did you say that name? Martha? Why did you say that name? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?
>Pa I'm dying here lmao
>Lois Lane: It's his mother's name! It's his mother's name.
>fucking yes, Lois. all those times I saved your ass finally paid off
>>67889081
Fighting off underwater papperazzi
I wonder what whoever wrote this was thinking when they decided to use that.
>>67889114i'm serious....
>>67889042
They have had the same name for 70 years.
>>67889142
but why was he just sitting in a hole?
>>67889212
New origins story. Like Spider-man who is attracted to heights and dark corners after being bit by a spider, Aquaman becomes attracted to underwater wrecks after being bit by a radioactive octopus.
>Y-You're letting him kill my mommy!
Does anyone else think it was kind of an infantile thing for Superman to say?
>>67889287
Superman knew he was about to kick the bucket. In a last attempt to save someone he loves he asked Batman to do it instead
>>67888936
It sounded like something a 12 year old who just discovered Hot Topic would say.
>>67889319
>superman just gives up and accepts his death
What a fucking wimp.
>>67889105
What do you expect of someone named Jonathan Kunt?
>>67889019
Because up until then he though superman was only fighting for himself.
It's not that bruce realizes superman has a mother, but that that is what superman is fighting for, not himselfjust like batman. It when he realizes superman is acting out of genuine selflessness.
>>67889359
That's the whole point. He's not brave. Men are brave.
>>67889319
>Superman using mind games and manipulation
Our beacon of hope everybody
>>67889446
>lol superman is so stoopid and dum XD
fuck off
>>67888905
>This movie didn't fly over anyone's head
why do people still say that?
>>67889212
What else are you going to do underwater?
>>67889359
Well to be honest this other strong dude hellbent on killing him pretty much had him at gunpoint
>>67889064
>you got to save my mommy
>>67889446
>bacon of hope
That explains why Al-fleck hates him so much
>>67889437
He's a superman, though, so he should be superbrave.
>>67889470
>You're stupid if you don't use manipulation and mind games
Ok, whatever you say
>>67889437
But he literally proves that he's brave by throwing himself at doomsday.
Infact he never once shys away from Bruce even when he has the kryptonite and superman becomes aware it effects him. Batman was just plain wrong.
>>67889507
And? Real Superman would have never given up and bitched out like that, especially if his mom was on the line.
>>67888926
Never go full retard
>>67889528
No, he's not even a man. And don't get me started on jews, wallahi.
>>67888973
But they show superman talking to his mother, and Bruce's dead in the gutter
>>67889582
Superman is the Übermensch. It's literally in his name.
>>67888755
Autism here everyone.
>>67889567
>>67889507
>>67889359
>>67889319
lol where the fuck did you get the idea he gave up?
>>67888543
fucking dquip
completely ruined the dramatic tension leading up to that moment
>>67889546
The son of a bitch brought the war, brought Zod and therefore Doomsday to us. He only fought against Doomsday because he knew Batman would kick his ass if he didn't. Batman was right, as always.
>>67889629
Superman punked out, gave up, and accepted that he'd die. Like a fucking bitch. Watch the movie before commenting please.
>>67889640
How? It was after.
It would be different if they said that as soon as batman came into the room. Would be very george Clooney.
>>67889640
BvS was full of shitty quips and "clever writing" that took you out of the moment and completely ruined every scene. By that point, I was completely expecting it.
>>67889650
haha, yeah this. Kryptonians are cowards. Fuck spacefugees.
>>67889629
Because that's what his father taught him
>>67889648
>batman was right, as always
batman has become the most boring superhero tbqh, hes always right, he always wins, ever since the nineties he's just dull
>>67888434
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>>67889695
Nah, his dad taught him how to kill everyone while "helping" and not care.
Synder's Superman is basically Ralph Wiggum with super powers.
>>67889706
>hes always right, he always wins
He's got Allah on his side.
>>67889017
>Louis
Don't you mean Lois?
>>67888434
Did Batman ever actually defeat Superman in comics? I've only read TDKR and he gets his shit pushed in hard even with all the kryptonite trickery and help from Robin Hood. It seems they just made Batman victorious for no reason but to have him be a justifiable part of Justice League, when realistically he'd be a puny human cunt among literal gods.
>>67889771
Batman beat the whole justice league while having his hands tied behind his back
He also outran The Flash, defeated two full powered kryptonians using only martial arts, survived being punched by an actual god, etc
>>67889650
I did. He was holding back, trying to reason with batman, batman resorts to dirty tricks like second hand smoking. Ends up on top of superman shoving toxic rocks in his face. Even after all that, superman still struggling to get free and convince batman to save his mother. He fought like a trooper.
>>67889771
batman is actually stupidly op
he has plot armor pretty much
oh btw he's the world's greatest detective
oh btw he's the world's smartest man
oh btw he's an expert in whatever super science topic is relevant to today's adventure
oh btw he's got some super gadget that he totally knew he's need,.so he designed an built beforehand, and keeps in one of his twenty million belt pockets with all the other things that he needs
>>67889648
This is too much memeing for me lad
>>67889706
He was wrong every time in this film
>>67889600
clearly batman's mother survived and went onto marry a nice farmer in kasnas
>>67889881
You forgot he knows all martial arts, from the past, present and future from all the universes and planets.
>>67889896
>The mug was Martha's plan to leave his abusive husband
>>67889919
he doesn't just know them, he is the best at them all too
>>67889842
>superman still struggling to get free
No, he wasn't. Again, watch the movie. He just lies there and says "Okay, kill me, but please save my mommy."
Like a bitch.
Like a fucking bitch.
We'll continue this conversation when you actually watch the movie.
>>67888434
>She with you
>Thought she was with you
>I knew you were superman's friend cause the cape
>The Bat is dead consider this mercy
>Do you bleed? YOU WILL!
>I JUST WANTED TO SAVE MARTHA!
>WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?
>Martha is his mommies name!
>Oh okay lets be best buddies now!
WTF /tv/ YOU SAID THIS WAS CAPEKINO YOU SAID THIS HAD DEPTH WHERE THEY FUCK IS THE DEPTH?
>>67888543
>DC's attempt at a quip
lol she with you lmao xd
>>67889737
People find you irritating don't they? They tolerated you but... They don't like you. You'll die alone, but with fantastic grammer.
>>67889943
>his abusive husband
>martha was trans
>this explains bruce's mental illness as well
>>67888985
thats not even what he said
>>67888434
I feel like saying Batman's parent's name would trigger him and make him beat Superman to pulp.
>>67889287
considering the two were referd to as children several times through the movie, yes
>>67889896
>>67889943
>>67890048
It all makes sense, Bruce's father was cucked by his killer, tranny wife and the big Kansas Cock
>>67889964
>The Bat is dead consider this mercy
>Do you bleed? YOU WILL!
>I JUST WANTED TO SAVE MARTHA!
>WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?
>Martha is his mommies name!
>Oh okay lets be best buddies now!
I mean these two scenes alone have a lot to take from them, so yeah theres its depth
>>67889287
It's actually a huge BATMAN and SUPERMAN thing.
Both of them are fucking kids when it comes to their parents. It's a huge part of the character.
When Batman died he saw his mother.
When Superman died he saw his dad.
>>67889771
In DC continuity Superman beats batman more often than not, however Batman still wins a disturbingly large number of times.
>>67888905
During the funeral scenes, some guy sitting behind me: 'There are two bodies?'
It's just weird he would call her Martha in that situation when he always called her mom.
>>67890503
>It's just weird he would call her Martha in that situation when he always called her mom.
Is not weird, Superman isnt trying to tell him MArtha Kent is his mom, he is saying luthor kidnapped Martha kent.
Lois is the one that says Martha is his mother.
>>67889842
>holding back
This is the scene after he got hit first time with Kryptonite gas. Full swing punch when he still hasn't realized he's lost his power.
>>67890381
>disturbingly large number of times
>>67890585
>full swing
Are you stupid?
>>67890557
Considering Batman was about to plunge a goddamn spear into his heart, why would Superman care enough to not just say that's his mother and Batman should save her? Having Lois run in from out of nowhere to confirm this was unnecessary, the moment of realization should have been between Batman and Superman alone.
>>67890557
>Having fucking lois explain that to Bruce during a cinematic moment that should have shown the differences of these two titans slowly melting away
It's like DCcucks need their hands held
>>67890585
not to mention, just less than 5 minutes earlier he sent Batman flying just by pushing him softly.
>>67890605
I consider batman being able to walk after even looking at superman wrong a disturbingly high winrate desu senpai
>>67890643
>Considering Batman was about to plunge a goddamn spear into his heart, why would Superman care enough to not just say that's his mother and Batman should save her?
If a guy ants to kill me, and i wwant him to save someone, logic indicates he will not save my mother.
You could had answered your question yourself.
is that hard to be analitycal?
>>67888986
>Shouldn't it be "you are letting him kill my mother"?
I would think it'd have accomplished the same thing too. Bats being like " Oh shit, someone killed my mom." It didn't need to be Martha to resonate.
>>67888434
Since when is it cool to bully Superman?
>>67890743
Yes it would. But as far as Batman knows Supermon is an ALIEN GOD too.
>>67888434
>is she wid u?
>THE DEBIL WILL DO IT
>>67890764
Since everyone became cynical assholes, for whom the concept of hope is less appealing than vengeance and punishment. So in America, 9/11 I guess.
>Lex has my mother, all I ask is that you save her!
>There's another alien?!
>No! The woman who raised me, a human. Lex has her! You have to save her!
>*Batman goes through PTSD flashback and realizes Superman isn't some horrible alien creature that lacks humanity*
what's wrong with this?
>>67888434
>when girl behind me says "batman didn't kill him? pussy."
>>67890848
Maybe he realizes that Superman isn't some horrible alien creature that lacks humanity but I doubt that would trigger a PTSD flashback. The 'Martha' thing made sense.
>>67890848
Probablynothing
It's a damn shame
Batman was about to put Superman down
Turns out that the best thing horse-drowner ever did for Superman was to marry a woman named Martha
Stop, my superhero step brother.
>>67888730
that's because he is being superman, not clark.
>>67890848
There isn't a "good" way with this route. Batman was bloodlusted and wanted Supes dead. The way it was resolved was out of a Saturday morning cartoon
Not to mention Lois' involvement made it 100x more cringey
>>67891025
>The way it was resolved was out of a Saturday morning cartoon
Are you fucking stupid? How is that even remotely like a fucking saturday morning cartoon? You people are really grasping at straws at this point.
>>67891025
>The way it was resolved was out of a Saturday morning cartoon
To be fair, that probably would be the fastest way to get to Bruce. But yes, Lois being there for no reason made it much worse.
Who the fuck refers to their mum by their first name?
>>67891192
adults
>>67891215
You misspelled autists
>>67888434
>>67888543
I liked batman's little nod after the cape line
>>67889019
The world knows Superman as Kal El from the Zod intermission in MoS. So a human name like Martha appeals to Batman's sense of humanity
>>67891192
disrespectful pieces of shit with no dignity
>>67891416
I hated this exchange. Is it seriously imying Superman's mom doesn't know who Batman is? The guy that has his signal shining in the night in the closest city to where her son works?
>>67891539
No they arent. Batman is saying that he is there as an ally of clark, not just as batman, and she says a cape joke after being relief.
I dont kno where do you got that martha doesnt know who batman is.
>>67890585
>Full swing
If it were a full swing half gotham would blow up
>>67890897
>Girl in front of me says, during credits, "so batman killed doomsday? I mean, he spared superman, whatever superman does it's on batman"
kek these batfags are the shit
>>67891772
Stop trying to force this fucking meme, yesterdey you said it was your girlfriend son
>>67891805
>your girlfriend son
>girlfriend son
>no 's
what diverse shit is this?
>>67889048
>Le Hot Fuzz ending
The fact that you actually typed that out for whatever reason means beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are truly, genuinely autistic.
>>67891845
Stop, my girlfriend's son.
