I am sorry.
How does Team America suppose to win?
Look how lopsided it is.
>>67879751
>spy
you mean slut
>>67879751
shit, now i realize why i like antman.
>>67879834
Because he is unemployed like you?
Black Widow and Spidey will change sides. Hawkeye has new EMP arrows. Ant-Man will become Giant Man and wreck Black Panther. Scarlet Witch will seduce Vision.
>>67879751
Scarlet Witch kinda breaks everything
How can Cap and Black Widow fight?
They clearly wanted to fuck instead.
>niggers on both sides
I'm fucking sick of only seeing niggers as minority superheroes
>>67879918
yep, lol. But all joking aside I am actively seeking employment while refining my skills (MS office).
>>67879979
Shes a slut
>>67879993
relax they'll sort each other out
>>67879751
this is complete bullshit Vision was on cap's side in the comic and compromised Iron Man's suit REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67880037
have you tried Baskin Robbins lmao
>>67879751
Apparently Scarlett Witch is way stronger than anyone on Tony's side.
>>67879751
Pretty sure 4/5 on team iron man are just cgi stand ins though.
>>67880101
Normies can't handle logical characters taking a moral highground.
Hey i just realized that hulk and thor are missing
>>67880106
lol, no. Overqualified. Also will not do anything close to retail ever again.
>>67880179
Hulk is dead, Thor is being raped by Loki in his sleep
>>67880106
Baskin Robbins don't play
>War Machine
gets taken out early by scarlet witch, before team manlet gets serious
>Black Widow
Turncoat spy, was never much of a threat anyway
>Vision
scarlet witch makes him bust a nut and he decides not to fight rather than switch sides like BW
>Black Panther
Solo'd by Cap
>ManletMan
Doubleteam'd by Cap and TWS, cap dies anyway tho lol
I'll take the team known for combat experience and efficiency
>>67880249
lol, team manlet.
Best part of first trailer was watching tony getting double teamed.
>>67880249
>War Machine taken out by scarlet witch
I thought the trailers all but confirmed Bucky shoots him out of the sky and takes out his power reactor with his super arm?
>>67880140
WORST defined powers ever
She has red magic shit coming from her hands that can destroy hundreds of robots at once and.... can mind control...? and uh....
So Spidey is going to switch teams in mid-fight, right?
>>67880249
Manletman will scream out the name of Cap's mom right as he's about to be decapitated with the shield, and Cap will hesitate for a second giving Crossbones the opportunity to shoot Cap in the face, like Tony planned all along.
Reminder that Namor debuts in Civil War.
>>67880307
Well duh! It's a witch.
It's not Scarlet Energy Person.
>>67879993
Are you complaining there aren't any asians?
>>67880249
>Black Panther solo'd by Captain America
>top kek
It's like you didn't see the recent Tv spot that showed Captain being his little bitch. Black Panther can handle both Captain and Bucky at the same time and that's without his King of the Dead upgrade.
>>67880362
yes
>>67880362
This design is so bad, it looks like a morph suit people wear on nights out.
>>67880393
Namor's rights are owned by Universal, for some reason.
>>67880428
>Black Panther's Dad took out a rookie Captain America.
That very comic opens with talking about how Cap was young and inexperienced.
>Black Panther can handle both Captain and Bucky at the same time
I bet you want him to handle your wife too eh Michael?
>>67880037
>MS Office
>skills
Shit son they get 6 year olds to master that shit nowadays
>>67880218
Hulk is dead?
How are they going to pull that shit out?
I hope this is not gonna be something like The Kraken in Pirates of the caribbean.
"Yo' what happened with the Kraken?"
"lol I dunno, it dead, please do not make any more questions"
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>>67880048
>>67880362
no, they already said someone will switch sides but it won't be spidey since they included him very late to the movie
>>67880761
By ms Office, I mean advance excel, and access. I do not want to say I know something and a technical question comes up (avg but co's want spreadsheet warriors).
>>67880936
The Hulk isn't dead.
He's with Thor.
>>67880508
>Namor's rights are owned by Universal
Fuck that, I want to see him teaming up with Doom and then getting fucked up by T'Challa.
Why can't we have nice things?
>>67880433
>don't mind me guys, just being better than all of you combined without even trying
Now I remember why I like him.
>>67880209
Scott has an engineering degree, he still ended up there. You will too, anon. There's no escaping Baskin Robbins.
>>67879751
>scarlet witch
>>67881735
Speaking of Scarlet Witch, why isn't she dressed up as sexy as in the comics? Is it too misogyninny?
>>67880101
Different Vision though. Kid Vision was the one on Cap's side, OG Vision still hadn't been fixed from the time Shulkie ripped him in half when Vision's ex-wife went cuckoo for cocoa puffs
>>67881798
Bc she is my waifu you bastard
>>67881827
So you save that outfit for the bedroom, eh?
>>67879933
>Scarlet Witch will seduce Vision
>>67880936
>>67881354
since they cant have the illumanit meeting with xavier, stark, namor, black panther, mr fantastic, and black bolt shooting him into space
they will have it be that black panther worked alone or perhaps in cahoots with tony to take the hulk and do a planet hulk
probably lured him him to wakanda under false pretenses and did it there
this will be the way they explain black panthers absence from aou
>>67881877
Yes
>>67881919
Film it.
>>67879933
>Ant-Man will become Giant Man and wreck Black Panther
Giant Man is the biggest jobber there is
>>67882009
im confused on how they will explain the science
so as antman the space between molecules shrink right?
so hes not getting stronger just denser able to hit with the same amount of strength and power to a smaller square area making it more affect or some bullshit right?
so wouldnt him growing larger have the exact opposite effect? wouldnt his giant form be a twenty foot weak as fuck useless asshole?
>>67882087
PYM PARTICLES, ain't gotta explain shit.
>>67879751
Because Black Panther is a faggot and will switch sides
Faggot
>>67882087
Because reasons.
The same reason a "peak" human is able to jump out of a jet without a parachute.
>>67879751
It should just be called Scarlet Witch vs The Vision
>>67880393
My body is not ready for such a tease. Fuck you dude
>>67882212
ends in sex
>>67880393
We'll never have She-Hulk either, huh.
>>67882212
at least antman has a power
the rest are just aging fighters and their black friends
tony cheated and called in a second minority
>>67882261
Cap and Bucky have powers, even if they're relatively mundane.
I also consider the suits as powers so there ya go.
>>67879751
How does you English?
>>67881897
what the fuck are you on, moron?
Its already confirmed that Thor and Hulk are off pallin around and then Ragnarok hits.
Thor 3 is going to be the Thor Hulk bromance movie, all happening during CW.
>>67882241
now imagine this scene, with olson and a cgi robot
but instead of talking they make quips at each other and "fight" for five minutes before vision basically says he wont fight her anymore, blah blah blah etc etc etc
kiss
some quip about him being a bad kisser
some quip about him being only months old/ how he would like to get some practice in
hey look im a marvel writer
>>67880408
Not only Asians but other minorities as well, it's always niggers.
>>67882311
>Thor Hulk bromance movie
Not bad, not bad.
>>67882311
confirmed where?
source please
>>67882329
You sure are.
>>67882087
ITS MAGIC BITC......wait, Bend A Dick CuminHerSnatch hasnt played The Doctor yet, so magic is out for right now....
ITS THE POWER OF PYM YOU CUNT, aint gotta explain SHIT.
seriously how do they explain Bucky being a good guy all of a sudden? the ending of Winter Soldier implied he was still confused
>>67882402
He was, but he stopped pummeling cap's face with his metal arm and dragged him from the wreckage.
The end credits scene also showed him in the museum looking at a picture of himself. So its implied he's starting to realize who he is by the end of TWS and thats the last we saw of him.
>>67882329
Sounds like a fun movie.
Not 2deep&"intelligent"4you grim dark bullshit with MurderMan and CaptainCityKill.
>>67882385
nope sorry but your little defense doesnt work here, i hate dc even more then marvel
at least marvel knows their making generic shit.
dc seems to think their making actual films
>>67882470
That's just bad character development, even by Marvel standards.
>>67882505
we have no clue where this next movie is going though anon, remember even though its basically just avengers 3, this is still a captain america movie
im sure they will give him and bucky alot more buildup
>>67880508
>Captain America
>beating a guy who was able to fuck with the Fantastic Four
>a guy who's basically a good Doctor Doom
Captain America is too stupid to comprehend Black Panther. Also Black Panther has beaten Captain America various times and that's without his King of the Dead ability.
>a ability that provides him knowledge upon knowledge from centuries of different fighting styles, tactics, strategies, and etc. Plus he can control the dead.
What does Captain have? Abilities given from a serum just for peak human strength. Black Panther doesn't even need to use brute force, he could just use his intelligence just to rekt Captain.
>>67882487
That's awesome friend.
So why are you in this thread? To show off your superior taste?
>>67882552
yeah this panther guy sounds great and all but how much do you think any of that is going to translate into the films?
>>67882573
>is part of the stupid marvel vs dc manchildren war
>has the audacity to claim other people are fedoras
>>67882589
Since he's getting his own movie, I'm sure a lot of it will.
>>67882330
Niggers and chinks are the majority. White people are the minority. Rahowa, white power, etc.
>>67882552
its almost as if comics are biased to whoever is writing them and black panther being relatively unknown is propped up by the writers every chance they get so the audience thinks he cool and will hopefully pick up his comics
no cant be it, must be that he is actually just that good and was not being sold to the viewer at all
i mean shit guys, if were going by crap like this then squirrel girl is practically a god
>>67882552
Okay Michael.
>>67882623
>squirrel girl is practically a god
Well isn't she?
>>67882596
>These movies beloved by normies and all general audiences are the fedora stuff
>Not me, the guy who is too smart and enlightened to enjoy this plebeian trash
Why are you here, friend?
>>67882622
arent these films set in like America or something anyway where the black population is substantially higher than the asian one
Not like I'm being an apologist here though; Falcon is still probably the dumbest idea for a super hero I've ever heard.
>>67882673
He's here to mock us.
>>67882589
Thats actually a sad thing, he is basing shit off a pre-established COMIC universe, where all characters are assembled and accounted for.
In the movies, Panther has had not a single bit of contact with FF4 or Doom or any of the Xmen, because they DONT EXIST IN THIS UNIVERSE (or at least if they do, they are unknowns), as they are owned by ANOTHER STUDIO.
And honestly, as much of a capeshitter as I am, I am pretty happy about that for now. Imagine if they had to include mutants, the FF4 and many of the other properties into this shit. A: IW would get turned into a six movie clusterfuck with that many heroes and villains on screen at the same time.
>>67882703
Clearly you don't remember that hero duo DC had way back in the old days that created explosions by punching their rings together.
>>67882673
I am sorry but marvel vs dc is as childish and sad as discussing what your favorite videogame console is
There is normal sad and then there is "please kill yourself as soon as possible" sad
>>67882573
its 1 am on a tuesday
what the fuck else to i have to do
also this
>>67882596
>>67882670
no
she's pure memecore
not even the good kind of meme, the normie kind of meme that people who don't read comics pick up
>>67882773
Well consider me memed.
>>67882707
to be fair the mutants sat out civil war
except for a few like wolverine
>>67882703
>BLACK Falcon, a dumb idea for a hero (maybe not quite SUPER, but still a talented individual willing to go the extra mile to help people)
>from the same company who gave us THE DAZZLER. An X-men character whose super power was fucking DISCO. And she started as a tie in for a record company. The 70s, coke and fast cars, fast women, Stan THE MAN Lee.
CUT THE FUCKING BULLSHIT
all of you that claim to be attracted to olson explain how the fuck are you attracted to that ugly fucking face? I see more attractive girls on the bus than her. I feel like I'm on crazy pills when you claim to find her attractive. like jesus fucking christ how shit can you taste be?
>>67880508
Marvel has regained Nampr rights
Just waiting for all the paperwork to be finalized
And to see if collabos with Fox will happen in the future, seeing how Submariner is the 1st mutant
>>67882754
So what does that make the people who go out of the way to shit on both? Truly euphoric creatures composed of pure wisdom and mirth.
>>67882829
Fuck her face (oh god, I would).
She has exquisite legs.
>>67879751
Scarlet Witch turns Team Tony against each other while Cap preaches freedom and everyone else sits on their ass.
>>67882830
>Marvel has regained Nampr rights
Ooh! Neat!
Who should play him?
>>67882703
falcon wasnt to bad when he first came out
being able to fly and talk to birds was pretty op
then they started introducing insane powerlevels and he just looks like a guy in a bird costume
>>67882829
What's wrong with her face?
>>67882833
The only ones not blinded by some kind of retarded loyalty to a FUCKING COMPANY
If a movie is good it is and if it is shit it is shit.
Both marvel and dc can be good and both can be shit.
What do you propose?
That you have to swear some kind of allegiance first and then you have to defend age of ultron or Batman vs Superman?
>>67882871
>>67882873
LEGMIND.
>>67882888
I don't have any "allegiance" to either. But when someone goes out of their way to shit on one its safe to assume they're a shill or fanboy of the other.
You're the autistic retard who comes into a thread, goes "lol look how much smarter I am then you plebs" then gets pissy when he gets called out.
>>67882830
i thought apocolypse was the first mutant
i can see fox leasing some of the lesser mutants to the avengers franchise
maybe beast, storm, or havok
but no way they release their death grip on wolverine for even a second
>>67882951
Or maybe one is genuinely worse right now?
For ages DC has been better mainly because of Batman.
Now it turned around and unlike marvel they are completely fucking up the cinematic universe shit.
You are beyond retarded.
I hope you are under 16 because otherwise you genuinely fucked up somewhere.
>>67882877
perhaps someone trained to sniff out big guys
>>67882986
He is, but they brand Namor as the first one since they retconned him to be a mutant and he was one of the first characters they published. In-universe he's never referred to as such
>>67883007
>makes response that has nothing to do with the post he's responding to
>calls others retards
>calls
>>67883019
Are you sure you want to see him in a speedo all the time?
>>67882986
Submariner is the first mutant in terms of publication (he debuted first)
Apocalypse is the first in terms of in-universe chronology.
>>67882951
>But when someone goes out of their way to shit on one its safe to assume they're a shill or fanboy of the other.
There are two movies
Two fucking movies
Both from hack snyder
Shitting on both of them is not "shitting on DC"
>>67883055
id assume the speedo would only be when he was first introduced, and then he would get some full length spandex like everyone else
>>67883085
But it's shitting on 100% of the currently canon universe.
>>67883095
But hydrodynamics!
>>67883085
Go back and read the thread.
Off topic but did anyone else think that the BvS scene where B was like your moms name is martha too? lets fuck! was so cheesy
>>67879788
quality post, keep the good work my friend.
>>67882552
Cap can bench 800 pounds, I'd say thats pretty fucking super human.
>>67880508
They actual threw down in civil war, it was epic, and kind of a draw.
So who's going to fight Mr. Grapefruit if they kill each other here?
>>67886558
Captain Deadpool.
>>67880407
But comic her should just wipe the floor with everyone involved right?
You got a few humans and 'slightly above human' mixed with reality warpers and assholes who can 'invent' plot devices. Hell X-men and dozens of other characters with power levels far above what the movie will have are completely missing.
>>67886588
I should get ready for quipocalypse.
>>67882311
>>67882353
>>67882375
>hulk flies off at end of aou
>wants to hide away
>can survive anything
>thor take me to space
>>67886672
>Thor take me to space
>okay I'll take you to Valhalla, where everyone is like you and just wants to rage on in a berserk frenzy for all eternity and fuck Valkyries
>>67882470
>last we saw of him
he was in antman with cap and falcon
>>67886672
>>thor take me to space
HOLIDAY ROAD
>The 'Civil War' will be 3 minutes of CGi shit fest and jumping between all the one on one 'fights' where no one is seriously injured
>The solution of their conflict will be dealt with outside of their battle either through diplomacy or the real bad guy being discovered
>>67882823
Why though?
>X-men typically is about being public
>they have their own humans vs mutant thing
>they are various forms of magic and super science
>all this magic, mutants, super tech is ingrained in marvel world so why wouldn't they involve themselves
It's as if all the normals have their heads in the sand or something. You've had decades (technically centuries or longer) of magic existing. Why would the world need to rapidly adjust so much, hell where the fuck are all the evil power hungry chaotic bad guys?
>>67881307
Unless you are writing visual basic, and I don't mean recording macros in excel, then you haven't begun to grasp what "advanced" is
>>67886790
>where the fuck are all the evil power hungry chaotic bad guys?
Getting fucked up by the Sorcerer Supreme?
>>67879751
There are rumors of hulk being in the movie for 5-10min also
>>67882470
>>67882402
>>67882505
>>67882542
Guys. just so you understand. Its ok if you become an assassin and kill hundreds of people. if you loose your memory it makes it all ok
Captan cuck is made of plot holes thats why he will single handedly win this.
>>67879993
Yeah nigs get where water cant
>>67886852
>loose your memory
>loose
tiplel
>>67881883
What if i told you its cannon?
>>67882487
>then
>their
>their
Ya dumb, bub.
>>67879751
eh, the witch?
>>67880428
Yeah there is no way a black guy coulf be beat up by a white guy, there would be literal riots in the streets
>>67885690
Kirill can bench 700 and something, 800 is way too low for cap.
If he can catch a car falling over a cliff like he did in ultron, then he should be able to bench well over a thousand
>>67879751
So Black Panther is kangz n shiet?
>>67879751
titles dont dictate power.
>>67880362
The human being?
>>67882206
The dumbest thing is people saying "peak human" isn't superpowered. It's physically impossible to be the world's strongest man, a top sprinter, and a top long distance runner at the same time.
>>67879751
nice shill tactic. expect to see a lot of these shitty threads in the future
>>67879751
Once you get close enough to properly see him, Steve is so pretty that you just want to snuggle with him, that's what happened with bucky at the end of winter soldier
>Hawkeye and Widow on different teams
>>67879788
>this guy
>>67886936
I would tell you to cannoff
>>67887035
das rite!
>>67879969
This, OP is a complete tard. MCU has to hide Witch's power level. She could easily wipe them all out with a thought.
>>67882825
>>from the same company who gave us THE DAZZLER. An X-men character whose super power was fucking DISCO.
Just to correct you, her power is to convert sound into light, bitch can make lasers and holograms
>>67879751
Well Scarlet Witch is potentially OP as fuck.
She's a reality warper, she can do basically fucking anything the writers want her to do.
>>67879969
She'sElder Godtier.
>>67888481
Her powers are connected to her emotions, which is both a strength and weakness.
High - Confident, calm, focused
Low - Depressed, confused, dissilusioned
Holy Shit - Angry, Traumatized, someone she cares for just got killed/hurt
Hawkeye literally powered her up with that Pep talk in AOU.
>>67879751
I hope this anon keeps making more.
Civil Rangers 05 when
>>67888481
You mean lower.
>>67879751
>retired pilot
I think you mean pararescueman
He explicitly states that he was never a pilot
>>67881155
They started the script in hopes he would be included. In fact in an interview they said if they didn't get to use spidey they'd have to re write the whole thing. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he's the turncoat
>>67881155
>>67880362
its in the trailer, its black widow
>>67882087
Hank Pym carried a fucking tank around on his keychain, which despite being shrunk should still have weighed the same. People shrunk to SUBATOMIC size by reducing the space between their atoms. Let that sink in. They never tried to make any fucking sense with it.
>>67889511
>>67889527
>>67889573
>>67889723
>>67890326
>>67882087
Pym Particles can alter the size and mass of an object as much as the user wants.
The end.
>>67890590
>and mass
Is this actually a thing in the comics or MCU and not just "ain't gotta explain shit" memeing?
>>67890728
it's a fucking fictional particle you stupid ape what does it matter?
Why does everyone accept the Arc reactor but every fucking wannabe physicist crawls out of the woodwork to criticize this?
>>67890879
because the arc can work in theory while the particles can not and never will.
