The first one was good for its time. It seems played out now because so much capeshit copied its formula. The rest are shit.
>>67863304
2 is one of the worst movies I've ever seen
>>67862977
>a literal 2 hour commercial for toys
Its funny because you don't understand VA and think you're memeing with kino
it is actually a masterpiece when it falls under VA
transformers are shit
the resident evil series is pure kino kinography though
>>67862977
kino?
>>67863331
>>67863336
>>67863343
Itt teenagers that think they're being anti commercial by hating Michael bay and watching Wes Anderson
>>67863331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kognysmDBE
>3:00
>implying this wasn't the hypest shit
>>67863645
>I love eating shit it makes me feel special
>>67863683
Its true though.
>>67863830
As long as you're being honest with yourself.
>>67862977
First is legit decent. 2 was unwatchable trash save for the fights, 3 was only salvageable because of the minor amount of Ken Jeong and Chicago being absolutely fucking obliterated, and 4 was pretty much on-par with 3.
>>67863830
Sure man it's your choice
I won't judge anyone for eating shit
>>67863645
>hating transformers = hating all Michael Bay movies
>liking Transformers 2
>>67863931
I love 3 because Optimus is pretty much the opposite of who we know Optimus is.
In 3 he's a bloodthirsty psychopath who doesn't even think twice about sacrificing an entire city and all it's population to prove a point.
He flies around the city murdering absolutely everyone.
Then when he has won and Megatron is offering him peace after millions of years of conflict he fucking rips his head off, and when his ally is also surrendered, he doesn't even give him a quick death, he shoots him first in the heart, and then he finally shoots him in the head killing him.
It's fucking hilarious.
>>67864033
I think at one point Starscream actually shouts "I'M GONNA KICK YOU" which I thought wasprimememe material.
>>67863987
>I conform very hard to whatever image I have to so I can call myself a "patrician" and have critics and others back me up on this
>>67864033
It's even better because when Megatron dies in Transformers 1 he says
>''You left us no choice, brother...''
>it's a "/v/ calls anyone not blinded by nostalgia reddit" episode
>>67864376
This movie did exactly what it promised and set out to do, and simultaneously started the capeshit thing that unoriginal poser shitty movies like deadpool are copying.
But yes, I know it's nice to pretend you're being rebellious, anti commercial or funniest of all counter cultural by hating on Michael bay. Even though he graduated from film school at the top of his class, and not a shitty one either. Bay made pseudo intellectuals like you his bitch
