Tonight on Top Gear
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Tonight on Top Gear
>It Ain't Me starts playing
>>67852193
>internet explorer
Hammond... is short
>>67852353
I ... am tall
And James...
CAAAAAAAAAARS
THE POWERRRRRRRRRR
>and Richard Hammond is slowly boiled to death
finally
>>67852193
did he swallow a bowling ball?
>>67852974
>this is the average brit
>>67852193
/tv/ wears a hat
>>67853120
That's a 10/10 in Britain
>>67852974
It's the 10 pints he drinks a night talking
IN THA WUHURLD
>>67852929
HAMMOOOOOOOOND
ALPHRA ROMAAYYYROO
>>67852193
He never actually says that
its always TONIGHT
James wears a hat
Richard screams UUUBLLBL
and I blow up Summerset
>>67853563
with a hammer
This thread is Rubbish
>>67852959
This kills the hamster.
Top Gear is so fucking comfy. Especially this. They visited my favourite city.
Love the European road trips.
>>67852193
So August is confirmed for Amazon Gear?
I kick fuck out of a lazy Irish cunt who can't do his job properly and then get £160 million pounds to make any fucking show I wish.
And on THAT bombshell....
>>67853699
you know it's been given a name right? gear heads.
>>67852906
Talks about the Dacia Sandero
>>67852193
>3 british "men" say naughty words to each other and fart in cars they can't afford while Muslim bulls fuck their daughters so full of Halal cum that it gives them stretch marks
>>67853691
is the 2nd one any good? I watched the first and found it alright (except for Hammond being a whiny shithead as usual)
>>67853784
it's good. they take the P1
>>67853750
Really? Can't find shit when googling it.
>>67853784
The second one is just as good as the first. I hope they make more under a different title.
Hammond is of course whiny and BTFO all through it. That's his character.
>>67853883
No title has been confirmed. They will keep everything under wraps until after TG is shown, I suspect.
>>67853707
Why are the irish such niggers?
>>67853974
So.
Propositions for names?
My favourites are Top Knob and Knob Gear.
It's the fastest car... IN THE WORLD
do we know the format of the new show?
will they have guests and stuff?
>>67853691
>It's a Clarkson and Hammond film
Clarkson and May is top tier.
>>67852353
And on that bombshell goodnight.
>>67854095
they're the west's original niggers
>>67852193
Hammond gets a small gun, i get a big gun. And James May blows his head off.
>>67854114
Gear Top
Im serious
>>67854590
Wilman is not stupid. They have kept this new show 100% secret so far. Why give away anything to the competition. Make them sweat.
>>67854954
And on that self inflicted gun shot, good night!
And now, we must hand it over to our trained racing driver.
Some say...
>>67854954
That's the proper way to check a gun actually.
>>67855278
That he fucked your mum
Saw Top Gear Live a couple months back and if it's any reflection on the amazon show there is gonna be a ton of very funny banter aimed squarely at the BBC. Wouldn't be surprised if they dedicate whole aspects of the show taking the piss out of them.
>>67855278
He's your wife son
>>67855366
It's his own gun, just that the military guy they had with them reacted on instinct and Hammond and Clarkson reacted to it all.
Makes a fun out of context gif.
>>67855278
>trained racing driver
>>67854095
Iberian Rape
>>67855278
...that he is the source material for Schindler's List, and that he only eats boiled eggs.
>>67855457
But I know the context of that .gif, and it's even more hilarious.
>It's a May cocks everything up episode
>>67855729
Oh cocks!
>>67852193
when is their amazon show coming out?
Amazon is never going to make its money back on this show. I don't know what they were thinking paying so much
>>67853750
I heard it was going to be called gear knobs
might have been a joke that went over my head in hindsight
>>67857390
>he thinks they would invest all this money without thinking about it very carefully
>literally thinks he knows better than one of the most succesful companies on Earth
>>67852193
i love how stupid those got in some episodes
>james says hi
>hammond looks at a tree
>and i drink some champagne
it's great
Donald trump takes a drive round the track
DUDE CARS LMAO
DUDE """EPIC""" STUNTS
DUDE BRITISH """HUMOUR"""
DUDE RACISM LMAO
>>67855025
"Big" Gear
how much longer till gear knobs is on amazon
>>67853604
I mean look at it. It's ridiculous.
>>67853707
You don't punch people you work with and expect to get away with it.
>>67852974
Amazon is giving him too many steak dinners.
>>67861169
He didn't just get away with it he was rewarded.
>>67854602
May is always top tier, I particularly like Oz and James's Big Wine Adventure because he spends the whole time cocking everything up and calling Oz a snob until near the end
>>67857595
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_Phone
>>67861169
The guy provoked him
#justiceforjezza
>>67861338
that reminds me
theres that program on bbc4 coming up where james may just builds things
>comfy
>so damn comfy
I'm the danger
Do you want some fasto?
