>Robert famous for using a warhammer.
>Show creators give him a fucking generic sword.
also daenerys should have been 12 and nude for accuracy's sake
You don't carry around a ceremonial war hammer, you stupid fuck. You have no idea whats going on day to day, do you?
Bobby B doesn't carry around a ceremonial war hammer you little shit hell he probably can't even wield it anymore.
He's the king of several kingdoms, he probably has fucking both. Also swords have a dual role as weapons and status symbols. It'd make sense to wear one in court and while travelling but a warhammer you'd only really get out when you knew you had to wreck a ton of men in iron suits, aka shit getting real. You might as well ask why he doesn't wear his full suit of armor in every scene too. After all that was pretty distinctive.
>>67844791
>creators
You mean creator?
If they made this show on the level of autism the books are you'd basically have rated R World of Warcraft.
Dude, what part of WARhammer do you not understand? Carrying one around all day would make as much sense as veteran marines always carrying their jeeps.
>>67844791
he was great in the role.
i really liked him.
>>67845167
You don't know what ceremonial means, do you.
>>67846801
Mark addy is great in every role t bh
>>67846801
Yes, season one was great in general. Too bad about the other 4 seasons.
I didn't realize until much later he plays the lawyer in the 3rd movie of the Red Rider Trilogy.
>>67846890
>>67846878
agreed.
honestly i wish they'd done the show about the first rebellion. that way they could have done all their own writing and just licence Martin's world and characters.
Martin killed off every character i gave a shit about, haven't been excited about the show since since the end of season 2.
>>67845528
>panda bears that do kung fu are in a song of ice and fire
>>67846996
That would make a good prequelC but I don't think it would have worked in place of got.
Too many big secrets and plot points would have been given out before the natural time to reveal them. Like Jon's parentage and whether Aegon is actually Aegon
>>67844791
Do you have any idea how heavy his warhammer was? It was like 50 pounds of iron. No one would just carry that around unless you intend on getting into a fight.
Also as another guy said swords were status symbols. The drama around Blackfyre being given to the not heir-apparent mirrors historical events where kings would give their ancestral sword to second sons and people believed that son to be the true heir. The sword was more of a power signifier than the crown.
>>67844791
Why would he carry a war hammer when he isn't in war? You really think a king is going to be carrying that shit around?
>>67845528
You'd basically not be able to show it because of CP laws.
>>67844791
I can never recall him holding one in the books either
he's no longer physically fit to hold one, the sword is likely more for prestige than use
>>67844791
>expecting a fat man to carry a warhammer
This isn't WoW, kid.
>>67848684
He's a big guy
>>67847477
My Cock is 50 Pounds of Iron.
Gets the wrinkles outta your mums vag a treat
>>67844791
But it was established that Robert is a shadow of his former self.
He probably doesn't give a fuck about his warhammer anymore, if he even remembers he had one because he's drunk all the time.
Probably gave it as a present to Littlefinger for shits and giggles while fucking his whores.
>>67844791
You role players are so fucking cringey
A civilian carries a sword for cutting down other civilians
>>67849363
And Baelish probably goes into his room and locks the door, strips to his undergarments, and does poses with it in the mirror.
>>67844791
He stopped playing it after The End Times, can't really blame him desu
>>67849509
Swords for civilians are illegal.
Messers only please.
>>67850211
You think Baelish is Jennette McCurdy?
>>67846801
everyone misses Based Bobby B
>>67850715that boar didn't
>>67850740
TooSoon
>>67846801
>>67846801
>No best friends and blood brothers Neddy and Robbie getting into undue shenanigans all over Westeros.
D&D have great source material but both are certified hacks to do much with it.
>>67850620
I was thinking more like ninja poses like a nerd, but whatever.
>implying he didn't have a fuckhueg baggage train
>implying it wasn't in the chest with the valarian dagger
>>67850598
It's just a knife, honest guv'na.
who /Euron/ here?
why was season 1 so good and the others so bad?
>>67851711
no sand cunts and le nodding farm cunt
>>67851711
No full D&D takeover
>>67851711
Game of thrones is like fucking a fat chick. You blow your load early then feel nothing but loathing and disgust and just want it the fuck out of your house
>>67844791
>Stannis, known to value honor and being a good commander
>in the series, burns his own daughter, charges with infantry into heavy cavalry
he killed his brother tho in both, that's kind of weak
>>67844791
Warhammer is weapon for WAR, hence the name WARhammer, for everyday use swords, daggers etc...
You are crossing autism border here..
>everyone ITT who thinks warhammers are 2H fuckhuge weapons and not a 1H thing little longer than a hammer
>>>/v/
is that way
>>67851711
Because they stick to the books(as far as they were able), as show progress on it moves away from books more and more...
If they made it totally by book(and had money to do it right) every season would have at least 25 60min. episodes and I honestly believe most people just couldnt follow the show.
It's fiction.
>>67852328
Cunt thats a beer bottle opener
>>67852405
Is this what a medival pride parade looks like?
>>67852409
what would you call this
>>67852328
This is WAR PIKE, you tard, it was used for fuckuping heavily armored foes.
Warhammer as in vidya(those huge shits mallets that usualy dwarves use beside battleaxes)
>>67851625
>>67852460
A bitchboy
>>67844791
>redditors sick of posting capshit
>they go back to their normal mode of faggotry threads
>>67852328
In the book it is described as being fukheug and weighing a ton. It was massive, like a giant iron mallet.
>>67852460
Clearly a golf club.
>>67852460
"Bec de corbin", I think. I'm sure I understand where you're coming from though.
>>67852467
>war pike
...
yes the war hammer, a 1H weapon used to punch through armor is actually a pike, a 24 foot long spear
>>67852491
grr we hate 'em don't we /tv/bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd49qDv2kag
bloody "unboxing" videos. I wonder why people bother then find there's no alternative but to accept there's an audience that really does find it interesting
Is the newest book out yet?
>>67852546
Is this a real thing?
What does it mean? What is the 'Reddit pattern'?
>>67852826
lolno
>>67852328
Arguing about the names of these things is pointless because there are a million names for what are variants of the same weapon.
War hammers can be one or two handed and have a verity of different head designs.
>>67845098
>>67845167
>ceremonial
What? Bobby's warhammer is in no way "ceremonial". It's very much practical. You don't use ceremonial gear in combat.
>carrying a fucking hammer when you're the king and all you do is sit on a chair
robert is based. goes into war just for someone he love
>>67854977
>not making the warhammer you used to strike down Rhaegar and win the entire war with a ceremonial weapon
Could prime Robert beat prime Jaime?
He did beat Rhaegar after all.
>>67855255
>implying Bobby fucking B would give a fuck about making his trusted tool into a goddamn ceremonial weapon
This is a man who only ever used one knife - the one he got from his Jon Arryn. It's not exactly in his character to turn a weapon into a fancy shmancy ceremonial symbol.
>>67855312
Probably, just by bashing the shit out of him
>>67852467
It's hilarious that you not only don't know what weapon you're talking about, you actually got the name of the weapon you thought it was wrong. You're thinking of a war pick. Which that isn't. That's a one handed war hammer. THere were two handed war hammers, but they were the exact same thing with a longer handle.
>>67852328
>arguing about real weapons in a fantasy series
>>67844791
I don't remember him wearing one in the book unless they talked about the past
>>67855312
>not knowing based Rhaegar knew he was destined to lose the fight and threw it
The whole point of Robert was that he was past his prime, though.
Probably couldn't use that warhammer even if he wanted to.
>>67852240
Maybe his brother shouldn't be a traitorous faggot
>>67851711
The Tarygarian plot is awful in all season
>>67849003
For you
>>67855913
How can you hate Mary Sue Stormborn
>>67856009
dragons is balanced. also why she didnt just go to westeros with only dragons
>>67855913
Classic definition of an author writing himself into a corner.
Dany is just in...limbo, while George settles affairs in Westeros. He's even bringing back the Khans for no fucking reason (where have they even been the whole time? I thought there were a lot of them roaming the plains).
It would have been a lot better if he just wrote her out for a couple of books, then had her suddenly appear in Westeros with a massive army after shit started getting real.
>>67856009
is she really a Mary Sue though? Just because people like her for the wrong reasons doesn't overlook all the amount of shit she's gone through or how much of it has gone wrong.
>>67850211
>Prince Rhaegar I'm House Baratheon
>>67856097
Not really, she has some mary sue traits but that's where it ends.
>>67844862
13 you phony fronting like youve read the books
>>67856286
Yeah she goes through hardships but at the same time she winds up with an army, a city and a bunch of dragons with seemingly very little effort.
>>67856286
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Mary_sue
scroll down to "signs of a Mary Sue". She ticks every box.
>>67856763
>scroll down to "signs of a Mary Sue". She ticks every box.
only if you ignore everything else about the character or what they've gone through or what it took to get there, you might as well call John McClane a Mary Sue, or John Matrix.
>>67856893
>John Mclane
>characters instantly fall in love with him
>has magical coloured eyes
>has a pet mythological creature
>has random coloured hair
The fuck are you smoking /pol/
>>67856763
What, because she has dragons? She's useless, arrogant, thinks she knows a lot when she doesn't, thinks she should rule the world, hates the king even if he simply took control because the king was useless. A mary sue is just a character that's OP, like Rey from TFA.
>>67856955
>Danaerys has assassins trying to kill her and her brother
>hosefuckers do not instantly take kindly to her presence and only suffer her since she is Drogo's bitch til she actually starts to learn their languages
>tries to show mercy to someone who not only costs her husband but the ability to conceive children
You're not being objective at all, all you see is the good things that happened to her and that's it.
>>67857037
>>67857041
Common Traits
Eyes that change color
Hair that takes more than five words to describe
Special magical powers (even in fanons or games where magic doesn’t exist)
Unusual appendages such as wings or tails
Ability to master anything with ease
Dark past
Cute baby mythical creature for a pet, such as a baby dragon, baby griffin, or a baby unicorn
Ability to make every character instantly love them
Having the author play god to force the story to bend for her
Sparkles where there shouldn't be sparkles
No actual flaws (being "too beautiful" or "not being able to play the banjo" are not flaws)
Same ethnicity as the author, or ethnicity that the author wishes she had
She ticks every box except the one about appendages.
>>67855375
Nigga just hang it up. Like nigga put some metal hangers into the wall and hang the fucker up.
>>67854977
You can't be that fucking stupid, faggot.
The sword is ceremonial for a king, if he was actually going into battle he'd have a warhamer probably, but he doesn't need it on him at all times, unlike the sword that Kings carry for ceremonial reasons. Faggot.
>>67856292
>books
They're pamphlets
>>67857124
I'm not a fan of the books so I don't really care, her character is boring as fuck. I only read the Arya chapters. Her eyes can change colors? Why?
>>67844791
They carry swords as a ceremonial thing. Robert didn't go to or from Winterfell with his Warhammer on his back. It was in his weapon cart or whatever.
>>67855835
What evidence points to him throwing the battle?
>>67852328
this was his warhammer
>>67858308
I regret not buying the last hammer ValtrianSteel produced. They had it at Chicago C2E2 last year. Mistakes were made
>>67844791
Axe > Hammer >>>>>> Sword
>>67858832
polearm > spear > hammer > sword >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>axe
>>67854977
>practical
>Literally to heavy for anyone but him and gregor to use
Lets also wonder why Ned doesnt ride around with Ice all the time.
>>67858881
>>67858832
/k/ here. Axes are the most superior weapon
>there are people who don't realize that daenerys is the bad guy of the story
>>67851711
because your depression set in and hasn't left
dany's bro is literally the worst acting of the entire series
>>67857437
They go between white, fiery and their natural colour is purple (eye colours outside the regular spectrum is another Mary Sue giveaway)
>>67858972
You aren't /k/ or you would know it was the spear. The one thing niggers got right.
>>67858980
>>67859022
Spears are useless unless you are fighting Calvary. For battles against armored opponents axes are the best, plus they are useful tools.Pic related it's yo,u filthy peasant
I BET YOU SMELL OF BLACKBERRY JAM
>>67859092
>spears are useless
You are the stupidest fuck.
>>67859092
>Spears are useless
wew lad
spears can do anything except shoot bullets
>motherfuckin staff fighting?
check
>throwing at gazelles for some red meat?
you got it
>keeping sword and axe cucks at bay?
on it
>standing in formation with your spear bros while kekking at barbarian hordes?
sure thing
>best weapon in Dark Souls?
naturally
fuck off back to your longboat axe beta
>>67859189
Get out of here Obyrn you filthy fucking Dorne nigger
I'm just gonna post this to trigger /tv/
>>67859092
>For battles against armored opponents axes are the best
It depends on the armor
before the dark times, before the danyfags
>tfw learning he was also fred flintstone in the live action flintstones flick
>>67859364
That was Dan Goodman.
>>67859293
Why do people lose their shit over it?
>>67859293
what's the problem here?
issac looks preety good these days
>>67859246
>bases opinion off of weeb vidya game
>>67859431
>>67859462
Jorah Mormont was the first through the breech.
>>67859092
>battle axes are the same as the axes for chopping wood
yeah, you're not /k/
>>67844791
>he didn't pay attention
He's too fat now to wield it
>>67859546
>thinks throwing spears are the same as melee spear
>>67859621
never said they were the same
>>67851711
Season 1 was literally sound stage the show.
>>67859477
>every civilization in history uses some variation of the spear
>except abos
>only civilization that uses axes is now a country of literal cucks
>opinion
wewmao Sweden
http://watchersonthewall.com/hbo-launching-an-official-recap-show-for-game-of-thrones/
got is literally the walking dead now
bravo hbo
>>67851711
I likes season 2 best t b h f a m
>>67851711
I watched season 1 last weekend and it's a good show but it's not the GOAT of GOATs that the past few years have led me believe
I'd also imagine that with a bigger fanbase the show gets worse in some ways from 2 onwards
>>67855763
Who's this boner condoner?
>>67855835
More like baby Rhaegar thought he could beat destiny only to find his fucking chest caved in by based Bear Mode Robert in some shitty stream.
>>67855312
Rhaegar wasnt that top tier. He was Good tier at best. Robert was great tier
Jaime is GOAT tier
>>67861273
You can hate on Rhaegar all you want but don't you talk shit about the Ruby Ford. Take it back.
