You're "it", /tv/
Any last words?
>>67842036
FOR YOU
i'm running low on food...haven't been outside since i guess december. can get shop rite to deliver again but i had the same delivery woman multiple times and it's getting embarrassing
I'm Bat man
What you gonna do? Kill me?
I'll let you know in October.
>>67842036
"R...Rooney"
>Executive Producer
>Scott M. Gimple
>>67842036
I can do this all day
my wife's son will avenge me
FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
Find out what happens me on the next season of The Walking Dead™ premiering Oct 9th, only on AMC
"Don't cliffhanger me bro!"
>>67842036
enid got a big ol butt
All this time, I was just a walking dead man. ROLL CREDIT
Your wife can take half of my dick loser
UNDEROOS
Nice thumbnail.
LUCILLE? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME???
FUCKING GAY JEW NIGGERS
>>67842036
I am groot
>>67842036
It's a joke. It's all a joke.
Thomas Wayne as Bat Man
>>67842104
eugh
No last words, I would be smirking just seconds I perform a back-flip, disarming Negan and using his own weapon against him.
>>67842358
>Lauren Cohan is Martha Wayne
>Glenn getting cucked next season
>>67842300
i laughed
>*smirk* Do your best. My mommy's always said that...*wink at Rick*...I was strong headed
>Alright, I've run out of patience. UNDEROOS!
Spiderman then webslings lucille out of negans hands and beats the all saviours with it and rapes negan with his spiderdick
>Negan about to swing, cut to shot of me smiling
>ding of mediation bell
>"I'd like to buy the world a home..."
>>67842036
>Be me
>Be Daryl
>I kneel in silence smirking at Negan
>Negan looks at me confused
>A voice is heard from a distance
>"Perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before beating him with a bat."
>>67842577
When does this get edited to have whiny Glenns face photoshopped over Bruce Waynes?
I'm "it"? What do you mean by thi-
It's treason then
>>67842920
GET DOWN ITS A SNI-
![superman-no[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hrkUreC.jpg "superman-no[1].jpg")
>>67842036
FIND MARTHA
*freeze frame*
*record scratch*
Yup, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got here. Let me start at the beginning.
>>67842036
OY VEY ITS ANNUDUH SH
>>67842909
1000 hours in Windows 98 MS paint
>>67842036
RING RING RING RING RING
>>67842036
w-why does your baseball bat look like a big black dick wrapped in barbed wire?
w-what are you doing?
n-n-not in there!
>Negan: "Dammmn, Takin it like a champ!"
*penetration intensifies*
>>67843261
typical cucked whyte boi
http://carl-greyems.tumblr.com/private/142035415291/tumblr_o4xdeaiypi1v88mdc
Slowed down audio really does make it sound like Glenn died
>>67843442
thank you reddit
>>67843562
For you Facebook
>>67842036
its just a prank, bro!!! its just a prank!!
>>67842844
can somebody link me to an original CIA thread from the time when the movie came out?
>>67842036
Tell me does Lucille bleed?
She will
>>67843442
they just confirmed that they haven't fucking shot the scene where the character dies
Rosebud!
>>67842277
bravo /tv/
>>67842036
AHALLU ACKBAR
>>67843237
>TWD is Flashpoint
>JDM is Batman
>Maggie is Joker
>Glenn is Bruce
>>67842268
Kek
>>67842036
Yes. "fuck AMC, fuck em right in thier hairy jewish butthole"
>>67842036
"Jet fuel can't melt steal beams"
>>67842577
Holy shit lol
THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN!
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
>>67842533
this t.b.h.
Me I'd serve crab legs.
I just wish I had time for one last bowl of chili.
i fucked ted
Please, kill me, but dont make it pov
Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away then what are you?
Negan... I know you call your base the Sanctuary and that you are cucking quite a few of your boys. I know A LOT more than that, you fucking fucker. Let me show you how I know. You are going to shit your fucking pants I guarantee it.
I never got any pussy cuz I suck at life. Damn. Just make it quick.
Sweet release
>>67842277
Hi everyone
My name isJoe Chill
You wouldn't kill a guy who'sDAMAGED, would you?
>removes the sack covering my face
>reveals that I'm wearing a Bane mask
>Negan is taking aback, shocked at the revelstion
>the other Saviours are shocked aswell, not knowing what to do
"I'm crashing this show, with NO SURVIVORS"
>cut to credits
Fucking hacks, this show sucks and that season finale was terrible, literally just filler until the last 10 minutes and then a cliffhanger.
*HIDE UNDER A DUMPSTER*
*CLIFFHANGER MY WAY OUT OF THIS*
NOW WHAT FAGGOT
>>67842036
KEK
>>67842036
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>67842036
NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
Do you bleed?
I will
we killed all the negans before you I will be avenge
Get on with it motherfucker...Do what you gotta do...Just shut the fuck up and let me die in peace...I got this...Pack of newpawts...Ain't nobody eva been free...I died in the trench; years back. I thought you knew that...
>all these normies finally waking up to how shitty this show is
it only took them what, 6 years to realize it?
>>67842036
Worst
Episode
Ever
>And
>you
>are
>it
>ain't
>me
>starts
>playing
Only one...SHAZAM!
>"It's treason, then?"
>I activate my lightsaber and lunge at the group screaming.
>In a moment of distraction, i inpale Trevor through the abdomen.
>Dwight, despite his surprise, attempted to strike me from behind as Trevor fell, but i swing around to slash him across the torso.
>With two of the 50 good men dead, i immediately engage Fisto and Negan. Fisto managed to fend off my initial strikes due to his mastery of a more defensive style of Aikido combat, but i cut him down mere seconds after the fall of his two compatriots.
>His 3 main guys dead, Negan is left to contend with my might, alone.
>I drive Negan back along the forest to his RV, where Negan rallies and pulls me into a bladelock.
>Sensing my incredible power, Negan realizes that he has to give himself completely over to Lucille, his personal bat, in order to survive.
>I unleashe a rapid series of unsuccessful attacks against Negan, and am driven back into the forest by Negans's steady offensive march. For Negan, having given himself completely over to Lucille, was able to draw on the torrents of dark side energy emanating from his furious opponent like a heat sink.
>Using my own power against me, Negan proves to be able to match me blow for blow, but realizes that even his mastery of Lucille would result only in an indefinite stalemate.
>Negan guides the battle back to the RV, which is quickly shattered by their missed attacks.
>We then engaged in a brief flurry of bladework, but my slight decrease in speed provided an opening, allowing Negan to end the bout with a swift kick to my balls.
>I am thrown off balance, staggering back and dropping my lightsaber as i flail for balance before retreating against Rosita's breasts.
>I am defeated, and was now at Negan's mercy, who held his big bat called Lucille to my throat.
>Then Eugene get's up
>>67852732
Holy fuck
>Autism off the charts
>>67842036
Please take care of my wife
preferably a black man, pham.
If you're IT doesn't that mean you don't get picked
>>67842177
>Mfw this really will be his last words
I think I'm gonna legit cry
>>67842036
Yes! Only 3
>>67854947
it's "Yes! Just three" JUST, not only, you fucking blew it
>>67842155
underrated
>>67855166
>REEEEEEEEEEE
>>67842177
I don't know why, but this really messed with me. I can't stop thinking of Cap in TWD being bashed over the head with Lucille.
>>67852361
upvoted
"you haven't even seen my ultimate form"
"Just fuck my shit up senpai."
"That's a big bat."
I think I could talk Neagan out of killing me or anyone in my group. Neagan understands that everything has value in the NWO, and that sure, he could take all of our supplies and kill some of us to prove a point, but he'd get a lot more value if he showed us mercy. He's a leader that ensures his position through fear, but even he must know that fear is not absolute, and that one day the people he's intimidating might turn against him. At a time like that, every leader needs the support of an ally, someone that was spared the cruelty and intimidation, someone that has a reason, besides fear, to support their ally. Something tells me he'd be willing to show mercy if he were smart enough to see its benefits.
>>67842036
The way they edited that shit at the end was infuriating. It didn't even make any sense.
Rosita looked fucking heavenly gorgeous in this scene. She looked like the most beautiful woman that ever lived. My last words would be:
I must be dead already. I'm looking at an angel right now, there's no tears Rosita, only love...only love.
A curse upon you, may all your heirs be manlets.
>>67842036
>WITNESS M-
>So you be sayin... WE SUM FINNA SLAVES NOW
>SHIEEEEEEEEEE-
"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDO-"
"I thought you were black, your people kept calling you nigger"
>It's me Negan, it was me, the one who sent the men who are destroying your base right now.
>>67842036
Y-you, too.
Bravery.
LEXXEE IS BEST CUNNY
>>67857170
Eli Roth might have made a great Negan too
>>67842036
Lucille looks gay dude lol
Not as gay as your ascot lol
Nice jacket too lol
>>67857078
You wouldn't say a thing you coward. You can't even say this in a public place
you'll get your "it" when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR
>>67842036
>if you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
I'd like to see you try you silly cunt
I'll put you in the fucking ground
I'm going to flip you, flip you for real
>>67842036
>I can break these cuffs
>>67842036
Candlejack.
>>67842036
>b-back the fuck off!??
why didn't they put razor wire around the bat
that barbed wire looks so weak I'm not even sure if it's barbed wire
>>67842158
He even has a cuck name.
>>67843136
underrated
>>67857767
Too scary for TV
If you strike me down I will become more powerful then you can possibly imagine reading this in my voice.
The audience died like Goldeneye for N64
BAT OF NEGAN VS MY FACE.
FIGHT NIGHT
>>67842130
lol
Hi Negan im Marv can I join the saviors I hate Rick and his people, also I am a skeleton.
>>67842130
Kekekek someone post the 911 call
I'm sorry, but did the Alexandrians already lose? Oh, that's right. The series isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only the sixth season finale. Does not having the lead at the sixth season finale count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this speech when the game is still on? The Alexandrians are still playing right now and they have been the best operators in the D.C. area for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst crews in the post-apocalypse who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Scott Gimple script. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Alexandrians are one of the best fucking teams in the WD, they went 13-3 last year and would of won the Terminus Bowl if the kicker didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Alexandrians win and you realize you were screwing with the wrong people.
>>67842036
I AM NEGAN.
>>67842177
>image.png
>>67843692
All I got
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>67843692
It was months before the original film was released
These post 2014 redditors i swear
>>67859390
Imagine being the janitor on this board and having to be all like "damn, Anonymous, your memes' fuckin' fine, all epic with your rehashed content and horrific unoriginal jokes.
I would totally use these memes, both on the internet and in real life." when all he really wants to do is troll another 16 year old on facebook.
Like seriously imagine having to be the janitor and not only sit on this board while Anonymous flaunts his disgusting memes in front of you, the Yotsuba B layout barely concealing his
putrid body odor and greasy skin, and just sit here, thread after thread, hour after hour, while he perfected that meme. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking memeshit but his haughty
attitude as everyone in the thread tells him he's WELL MEME'D, FRIEND and DAMN, /tv/ MEMES LOOK LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit here
and watch his redditish fucking posts contort into types of autism you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been posting nothing but a healthy diet of waifu threads and /got/ generals
and later alleged cinema threads for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in /b/. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before,
and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his scraggly neckbeard as he sucks it in to chortle dismissively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity
to not get paid to sit here and revel in his "dank (for that is what he calls them)" memes, the memes he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous hours.
And then the OP calls for another thread, and you know you could kill every single person on this board before the admin could put you down, but you sit there and endure,
because you're the fucking janitor. You're not going to lose your future moderator career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>67842036
HE'S A NEGAN LOOK AT HIM HE'S A NEGAN
>>67857215
Heh
>>67842036
I forgive you
>>67842036
Yes, just three.
>>67842277
severely underrated
>>67842130
>Quote from man killed
No. And you?
If you kill me I won't tell you the antidote
>>67859537
Fucking lost, didnt see this var before
>>67847373
>>67860127
>tell you the antidote
Is it a recipe?
>>67859767
Ayyy
>>67860691
quite a messy recipe at that
>>67847818
The most common thing people say before they die.
>>67842036
Yes! Just three!
>>67843897
as if...They are just saying that to have something to hold on to incase it gets leaked.They shoot like a season ahead at least.Also on the talking dead, a long time ago carl wore the same jacket as negan
>negan strikes
>my form fades in lines
>I appear floating behind him, eyes closed, arms crossed
>I raise my index finger right above my eyebrow
>open one eye as if winking
>"Ah Ah Ah Neagn. Don't Be So Sure You Can Beat Me That Easily"
>a battle between the two of us unfolds and I become the strongest and win the crowd
>rick and his group think they're saved
>"Heh... This Is Just The Beginning..."
>AND
>WHO
>ARE
>YOU
>THE PROUD LORD SAID
>>67842036
Just bash me Frank, bash me like a rat.
>>67842036
I'd get up and leave...what would this manlet version of Negan do? Doesn't even look like he could swing Lucille.
>S-screw you! Screw! I have screwing low testosterone!
>>67842036
"I'm negan, shithead"
>>67858576
this is my favorite pasta
*looks up from under my jet black fedora* Does Alexandria lie at the end of the road to darkness? *flips my cape revealing my twin folded cursed blessed ancient ancestral Coldsteel naginata* heh better kiss Lucille and the saviors goodbye.....you're about to meet the real savior!*jumps over your head while screeching HIYYYAAAA as I cut you into ribbons* tch, looks like it was his finale...nothing personnel , comedian
>>67842036
>you're forgetting one thing negan...
>what's that
>*points behind* WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?
>pulls out trusty ass gun
>shoots negan in the face
>picks up Lucille
>puts on tight jacket and totally hetero ascot
>now I'm negan
>>67861517
>once again I've cut something useless...
Dunno why I always imagined you to be black.
>>67842130
>>67858176
>>67860037
*teleports behind u* pssh... nothin personnel... kid
Compensating for something?
>>67842036
Fuck the future.
*teleports behind Neagan
*slices his head off with Black Samurais Katana
"pssssh nothing personnel, Deado"
>>67857767
not cannon with CB, obviously
>>67842036
Women eh? Always doing your head in.
You are a cuck cucking cuckedy cuckaroo.
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSIMESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSIMESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSIMESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSIMESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSIMESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSIMESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSIMESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSIMESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSIMESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
>Sunny save calvin!
>>67842130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80PBsNEloEw
>>67865836
Severely underrated.
you're..... A big...guy
>>67842036
DON'T STOP -
>>67842036
You are the Negan now
>>67842036
>its not the Jedi way...
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>67842036
Bet you ten bucks can't knock my head off in one swing
>how about i prove to you that i can join the saviors
Tell my wife's son I love him
>>67842036
WITNESS ME
>>67842803
Is that a JoJo reference?
>next you will say "What difference does it make, brat?"
>>67842277
wouldn't it have been better if Negan threw Lucille at him and he replied:
>"did you just throw a ginormous stick at me? the fuck..."
>"im supposed to be a CCCAAARRRLLL, not a dog"
"hurry it up faggot I'm losing my boner"
or for a less edgy alternative
"when you wake up; find me."
LUCILLE, YOU WON'T DO YOUR SISTER'S WILL!
>>67842036
MASTER SKYWALKER THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM
what are we going to do?
>>67842036
>I'm coming home
>coming home
>tell the world that I'm coming hom-KRAAK
You're a freaking vegan bro HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>negan doesn't want to be seen as racist, sexist, or homophobic
>can't kill rick or
Eugene and Abraham are the only possible choices
>>67863977
underrated post
>>67842036
>I'M IN PEE PEE PANTS CITY
>>67873590
>eat a fart powered blimp
This man has had 4 television shows that I know of
>>67842139
Underrated
>>67873556
>>67873590
>>67873632
>>67873675
How autistic do you have to be to bitch at Chris Hardwick of all people?
He didn't fucking write this shit. He's just doing his job. And that's circle jerk about how great TWD is no matter what.
People should be bitching at Scott Gimple and Cuckman.
Carl, she's all yours.
>>67874113
Yes all the people from the SW prequels were doing their jobs despite knowing it was a fucking turd.
No one was man enough to say to george that he should change stuff or that it was blatantly wrong.
Its even worse in this case that its just a fucking sellout more obvious than shit, at least lucas was trying to realize his vision.
'Pee pants city. Population - Me'
>>67874113
This.
Hardwick can be annoying as fuck sometimes but the guy just shared his opinion of what he felt about the finale and they're shitting on him instead of shitting on the people that wrote that half-assed cliffhanger.
There is nothing wrong with a good cliffhanger but that wasn't good. If they didn't want to show who died at the end, why even have the bat scene? Just fucking have Negan show up, say some shit like "now you really messed up" or whatever, and end the episode right there.
Hi I'm Glenny Knoxville and this is the Bat Trick.
>>67874553
/thread
>>67874553
>hi I'm ------ and this is the home run
>>67842036
>negan smashes glenn over the head
>before he can do it again, a tiny child's hand stops it mid swing
>Maggie is doing a handstand, with the child halfway out out of her vagina grabbing the bat
>Negan: "how the diddily flippin darn?"
>Maggie: "Because, she's a woman and women are the new power on this earth because we can bring life and are strong, brave powerful and independent, and I am not saving glenn because I am obliged to by society's standards or because I need him to raise my child but because I have agency as a strong independent woman and I choose to save him
>Negan falls to his knees and starts crying
>vagina baby shoves lucille up his ass, and negan admits that he was just angry because he was afraid of coming out as gay and now he doesn't need to hurt anyone any more
>all of his men admit the same thing and a gay orgy erupts
>maggie: "I think my work is done here"
>handstand walks away with her vagina baby dragging glenn's unconcious body behind her, screaming like a howler baboon
>>67874778
still a better climax than what we got.
Bravo AMC
Don't talk to me or my wives son ever again
>>67874113
I think Hardwick deserves a bit of shit, I understand that if he wants to keep his paycheck he has to praise the cliffhanger bullshit but it's pretty disgusting that he dismissed everyone who's pissed about the cliffhanger.
Do me a favor and yell "what's wrong with your faceeee" at my corpse, would ya?
BANE?!
ME!? ME!? YOU GONNA KILL ME!?
>>67874136
>tfw no Jewess gf
>>67879004
>>67842036
ya know what man, emily blunt is NEVER gonna step on my balls, so you're doing me a favor, get on with it
>Negan is supposed to be a hardcore badass
>Uses the family friendly nursery rhyme version
>>67877778
kek
DID YOU GET THE ROCK?
>>67842277
maxpar
>>67842036
WITH NO SURVIVORS!
>>67842036
JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEA- *crunch*
>>67851944
> I got this
Always sends me into hysterical laughter. SOA was such a shitshow.
>>67842036
Wait I'm not part of Rick's group, I was going to betray them and steal all their food and ammo.
See I'm a traitor, killing me won't send a message to them. Kill someone who actually matters. heheheheh
SWORD ART ONLINE IS THE BEST ANIME OF THE DECAD- *crack*
>>67859134
and?
>>67842036
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
>>67880783
sounds like Bender lol
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I'm one of the founding members of this group, and I’ve been involved in numerous successful raids throughout this apocalyptic world, and as of last week I have over 2 confirmed living human kills. I am trained in gorilla tactics and I was the top specialist in getting to an exact location in 30 minutes or less for a fortune 500 company. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will skin you with the type of precision that you wished the people who made your shitty leather jacket possessed, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in front of my wife and unborn child? Think again, fucker. As you spoke I had contacted my secret network of assassins across Alexandria and our location was sent so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call "The Saviors". You’re fucking dead, you tv budget Javier Bardem. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just while trapped under a dumpster without a weapon. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I can turn any 1970 to early 80's Winnebago into a smooth running death machine on wheels and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the greater Alexandria area, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” monologue was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>67842036
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ALEXANDRIA
DONT YOU DARE BE SOUR
CLAP FOR YOUR WORLD FAMOUS TWO TIME CHAMPS
AND FEEEEEEEEEEEEL THE POWWEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*Kofi Kingston and Big E come out of the woods to save me*
*I'm obviously Xavier Woods*
*Kofi was secretly getting the saviors high so they would be distracted and unable to fight back*
*Big E starts throwing around belly-to-belly suplexes*
*the fight ends with Abraham, Eugene and I doing a Unicorn stampede to Negan*
SAVE THE BATS
What's your list guys? Ofcourse all these tiers except the last one are "never happening tier"
because we all know it will be Aaron but just to know what you guys would be okay with.
Never happening Tier
>Rick, Carl
God Tier
>Daryl, Glenn, Michonne
Good Tier
>Abraham, Maggie, Sasha
Meh Tier
>Rosita, Eugene
Absolute garbage Tier
>Aaron
>>67842036
Maybe he'll spare me if I yell MARTHA.
Candle jac....
Go on, do your duty
I bet you a million dollars you won't kill me!
(now if he kills me i am dead and he gets no monies.) if he doesn't then i get a million dollarydoos.
Checkmate atheists
Me? I'd serve crab legs
>>67887464
I miss this meme
