>tfw you fell for the Netflix meme
>>67827444
What do you degenerates do for money that $10 a month is a lot?
>not leeching off of someone else's account
>>67827444
>wanting to kill yourself because you wasted a couple bucks on something dumb
>>67827499
s l e e p tight, p u p p e r
better than hulu
>pay for netflix
>have used it 2 times in the past 6 months
If only it was pay-per use. Would gladly fork over 25cents for a 24 hour period
>>67827493
>who cares about 10$ go- I mean guy!
I went to cancel it because I don't use it much. Then realised £6 a month is as good as free.
>>67827499
Sleep snug, smug
>>67827586
Hulu can be used for free, so no, it's not.
its what, like 8 dollars a month? just cancel it you melodramatic faggot
My big sis let's me use her. I got bored after awhile, since there wasn't enough stuff. Pirate's life for me.
>>67827648
No it isn't
It's $7
$14 without ads
>>67827651
I want my $8 dollars back.
>>67827636
Absolute cuck
>>67827711
>My big sis let's me use her.
Go on.
>have netflix
>use it
o fug
>>67827586
Hulu has tons of great movies on it though. Netflix has none.
>>67827444
I used it when they first started up to get DVDs of all the movies I couldn't ever find to rent locally. I got their highest package. I live right next to one of their dropship warehouses. I was getting about 50 dvds a week because the turn around rate was super fast. Of course I was copying every fucking one then watching them at my leisure. Good times.
Not much has changed only I don't spend $40+ a month and all my movies are from torrents.
>>67827839
>Netflix has none.
Incorrect newfriend.
>>67827915
what a high quality post
>fell
There's free trial you dumb nigger. I got it, and then realized there's literally nothing to watch there.
>>67827444
My wifes son insists on having it to watch naruto shippuden constantly. Like season after season from beginning to end over and over. I tried to cancel it once to give the boy a chance, but the uproar he caused and my wife threatening me with a divorce in which she assured me she'd hang me out to dry in made me reconsider.
>film and music labels are getting "smart" now and evading streaming services
> instead of a couple cents a month they'll get nothing from me
>>67827614
It's so fucking funny that you think you're funny or a bit witty.
>>67827711
>My big sis let's me use her
>>67827711
My guess is more like butt pirate's life for you. Ahoy Gaytee.
>>67828035
say that to my face and not online and see what happens kid. I'll destroy you.
>>67828131
lol you can talk tough online all you want but if Big P was here we both know you wouldn't say shit. You'd use more respectful language. He's been known to have quite the temper. You might upset and you definitely don't want to do that. Wouldn't end well for you.
Netflix is bullshit
>netflix entered my country and didn't give a shit about catalog
>there are options for fucking CHINESE subs and audio in a fucking EUROPEAN country
>there are also other european languages to select from that I do not speak
>there is no way to sort movies by language available
>my mom started watching a series with our language subs
>turns out there are subs only for the first season and two episodes of second season out of three
WTF Netflix, get your shit together
>>67828131
Lets do this, faggot. I'm ripped out of my mind and an atheist.
>>67828131
>I'll destroy you
No thanks famalam, I'm not into anal.
>>67827711
>My big sis let's me use her
>>67828174
Square up nigga I got tattoos n shit u take yo wear a seat belt in the back seat lookin ass back to rreddit lil bish
Prime is the only good streaming service, its not even the reason you get it.
its just a bonus with your shipping.
>>67828166
You don't speak every european language? Must be a murrifat
>>67828201
You might love it babe
>>67827444
>parents have netflix
>they get one of those big subscriptions
>me, my parents and my siblings share one account that they pay 15~ dollaridoos a month for
can't complain. 4k quality is kind of wasted on my rig though.
>>67828221
Its the size of the fight in the dog, kiddo, and my dog's fight size is fucking huge
>>67828166
>the * word
please don't do that
>>67828201
Its really just a power thing for me, so its better if you don't like it.
>>67828245
Nah, your dad told me it hurts but then again, he said your mum had a huge strap on.
>>67828166
Oh and one more thing
>there are different subs options on different devices for the same show; I can watch a show with subs in my language on ps4 but there are no subs for it on the smart tv app
Meh
>>67827711
i wish my sister was as cool as yours
mine just lets me watch her netflix
>>67828321
If I wanted an insult I'd just stick a microphone up your mom's vagina since the last thing that came out was a joke u fukin kunt.
>>67828440
maybe move to a first world country
>>67828460
A BBC is no joke friend.
>>67828488
How would that resolve his subtitle issue?
>>67827499
fuck off cunt
>>67828513
A BBC was the last thing that came out of your mom's vagina?
>>67828035
oh man, they got you good goyim
>>67827444
The blame is on you. Netflix is only for people who are too bored to torrent things. (like me, I don't have netflix tho cause is expansive here)
>>67827711
>My big sis let's me use her
Please, expand upon that
>>67827444
Who here /amazonprime/?
>dozens of movies and tv shows
>free two-day shipping
>99$ a year or 49$ if you're a student
Pretty nice deal senpai
>>67829731
>he fell for the Amazon meme
>>67829731
i don't know if it's worth it, but i keep paying.
>>67829985
>falling for the paying for stuff meme
>mfw I can rewatch TGTB&TU in glorious HD again without wasting any money on shit physical media
Netflix is bliss.
>>67830062
Forgot my face
>>67827711
Really you too? Man me and my friends love using her too!!!
>>67829731
I got it for free shipping. Movies is a plus.
Actually want to add a subscription to get the Smithsonian stuff to watch all those nature vids they have.
>>67827444
What about Daredevil? Malcolm in the Middle? Breaking Bad? House of Cards?
>>67830205
>>67827444
so you come here after getting kicked ogg /g/ eh 16gb fag
>>67830190
>he fell for the subscription meme
It's less than $10 a month, and let's me watch shitty movies and TV series whenever I want
Seems pretty worth it IMO, even if they're Jews that never stop trying to block me from accessing better content, because some other Jews copied the idea and bought that shit and expect me to buy their shittier version too
>>67830421
Its GiB you insufferable faggot.
>>67827444
Why pay for movies and shows when you can get them for free online? That's like walking past a booth that says "FREE MOVIES" and walking over to one that says "MOVIES: 1$" and buying one. How absurd, might as well light your money on fire.
>>67830581
You don't know much about computers or technology in general do you newfriend?
>>67827499
I refuse to respond to whatever an anime girl wants me to do.
Maybe try posting a shaved smiling wombat next time you cunt.
>>67827941
He fell for the meme meme
>>67828771
dude im not that guy but im dead holy fuck lmao
>>67827444
>tfw you paid 1 dollar for a stolen netflix account shared by multiple strangers
feels good, never expires either
>>67830655
The /g/ meme is 16 GiB of RAM not Gb. Suck my cock.
>>67830698
>Maybe try posting a shaved smiling wombat next time you cunt.
Eh close enough
>>67831010
>tfw Patrick is younger than you are and a wombat, but that's where the differences end.
>tfw you post on a board with poor people, people who actually notice such a low amount of money as $12 a month, people who have never had sex, people who have never had a girlfriend, people who think having a job is somehow a bad thing, people who use absolutely retarded made up words like "wagecuck" to try to excuse the crippling emptiness they actually feel, people who would be better off dead and no one would truly care if they were gone
The term "people" is extremely loosely used on this occasion. Don't bother replying because your opinion means nothing to me. Enjoy your shameful hollow shell of a life. You won't.
>>67831516
Kek wagecuck detected. Better get to bed soon, you have work early in the morning.
>paying to download just so they can slowly take everything away while rising the price.
>buying a proxy to break the law to see everything they cut you out of anyway.
>>67831516
>there are people that go on an anonymous website for the sole purpose of trying to put others down to feel better about themselves to feel better about their empty, repetitive life.
>>67830807
Get trolled on lil bish.
Out.
>>67831516
>Not being NEET master race.
>paying a woman to call you her boyfriend and let you touch a squishy smelly organ sometimes
Get out normie wagecuck
>>67827499
kill me, pete
2010-2013 Netflix was god-tier.
Now it's just filled with tons of shitty original shows and costs $3 a month more now.
>>67831599
>Better get to bed soon, you have work early in the morning
;__;
>>67831693
That picture is fucking hilarious. Praising people who have no job, education, or training.
>Buy Netflix
>All the good shows can only be viewed in America
>Have to pay for VPN
>Netlfix bans you for using VPN
lmao fucking Jews man, this is why I just wait to torrent shit.
>>67831841
>not being american
that's what you get ahmed
>mfw watching farscape for the very first time
worth it 2bh
>>67832102
handsome bastard
>he's not on HDBits
Explain yourself.
>>67833134
I am. Also Cinemageddon, Karagara, PTP, all of them. Also have Netflix. Cry more fags.
>>67833134
>he fell for the HDBits meme
>>67831693
>NEETs are so fucking retarded they don't even realize their own retarded image macros show they aren't the master race
Also I'm a trust fund babby and you can all suck my big rich cock.
>>67831010
WIZARD WOMBAT
Netflix never has the movie I want to watch right now, but it always has a movie that I wanted to watch a year or so ago and never got around to it.
>watching the streaming jew
>>67833459
>Also I'm a trust fund babby and you can all suck my big rich cock.
My nigga. Lmao I literally get $5,000/week to party with.
>>67833254
Is PTP hard to get into?
>>67834448
There was no interview process for me. Just turned it on.
>>67834513
No proofs from lower tier trackers?
>>67834640
2 month old account on WCD and Elite class.
>>67827984
>film and music labels are getting "smart" now and evading streaming services
nigga wut?
>$8 a month is a lot of money to some people
kek, thats like not eating lunch for 1 day
DEAL WITH IT
>>67827444
The American version is good for its money.
For the rest of the world tho, Netflix without VPN is absolutely trash.
I didn't renew my subscription.
>>67837409
But I like eating lunch every day
>>67831760
I really miss getting the movies in the mail. The days before everyone discovered Netflix you'd just be like seriously getting a A level movie once every two days, you'd get obviously 15 a month. This was legit movies too like you'd get whatever blockbuster after it was released on DVD. Torrenting was really as big... I know it existed but I really prefer to grab a DVD in my hand and playing it... just something about it.
Then after normies got on it, days skyrocketed to up to 5 and you'd get cracked and broken discs. Now for my top class movies I just stream on moviezr or something.
I feel really sad that the feel of holding the movies and going to a real place is gone forever but oh well.
>>67837848
no doubt tubby
>>67837409
this tttt(to tell the truth). I literally get enough interest from my savings to pay for my netflix AND runescape subscriptions. its literally free for me.
>>67827711
Go on...
ITT: poor kids
>>67827444
I use netflix almost purely for TPB and Arrested Development.
Since I don't pay for regular TV I figure that is worth the 8 buckaroos.
>>67828035
Gee I wonder who's behind this post
>>67829731
>dozens
>DOZENS!
>>67831760
There originals are all fucking shilled to hell. Yeah it's real subtle when all but one obviously shitty show has 5 star ratings. They literally just make one or two low budget shit shows so the can say "look! We aren't bumping the ratings! People just like it!!!"
>>67827499
sleep snug, smug .
>>67827839
I've been falling asleep to HD X Files for a month. That alone is worth it.
>receiving proxy/vpn messages
Fuck
>>67828166
>reading movies
It must suck having to get all your entertainment from the U.S. because your country a shit at film.
USA USA USA
Stars and stripes 4ever
>>67831516
you are right about me. I don't say wagecuck at least
>>67827601
That would be awesome but probably unviable business wise.
>>67827711
Your big sis seems nice.
>>67827711
I'd rather a big sis that uses me tbqh
>>67828460
>>67828513
>>67828771
Hohoh, top bantz guys.
>>67827711
>My big sis let's me use her.
>>67827499
Blow me, m8
>>67827444
>tfw you fell for the Netflix meme
What is a meme? First coined by Richard Dawkins in The Selfish Gene, a meme is any idea, behavior, or skill that can be transferred from one person to another by imitation: stories, fashions, inventions, recipes, songs, ways of plowing a field or throwing a baseball or making a sculpture.
>So what is the Netflix maymay????
>>67827755
Hulu has ads?
Why should I pay to watch ads?
>>67839235
well since house of cards season 3 is shit, I lost all hope of seeing good netflix shows. don't even care to watch Orange is also Black season 3 cuz of it.
They're highlighting their shows, but it's really hard to even want to watch it. I was hoping they could be good at doing TV shows, but not for TV. But now they're trying to make ti for TV, and thus have to pander to COMMERCIAL breaks.
It totally fucks with the shows flow to have to reach a certain climax every 7 minutes.
>>67827499
sleep snug, smug
>try netflix because they gave me a trial
>cool I'll watch House
>highest quality is below 720p
>torrent the entire series overnight in 1080p
>don't have to bother with slow speeds when I'm not at home
>get to watch it in mpc instead of a browser
Is there even a single thing that netflix does better than torrents? Keep in mind that you can stream torrents too.
Just cancelled it and getflix, oh well
>>67828231
Prime UI is shit.
>>67841030
>Is there even a single thing that netflix does better than torrents
provides easier access to hypernormies
>>67831516
I'll let everyone in on a little something:
You life feels empty regardless of job or no job.
Jauja
Uncle Boonmee
White God
Tabu
La Sapienza
Ilo Ilo
Stray Dogs
Two Days, One Night
About Elly
Punch Drunk Love
Hard to Be A God
Upstream Color
Ida
Like Someone in Love
The Piano Teacher
Mauvais Sang
Boy Meets Girl
Holy Motors
I Used to Be Darker
Winter Sleep
Funny Games
The Duke of Burgundy
A Girl Walks Home Alone at night
Gomorrah
All About Eve
Venus in Fur
Kagemusha
Lawrence of Arabia
Nostalghia
Young Girls of Rochefort
Sunset Boulevard
Force Majeure
3 Women
Russian Ark
Baran
Samsara
Naqoyqatsi
A Summer's Tale
Out 1
The Assassin
Horse Money
The Forbidden Room
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
2001
Taxi
Victoria
Don't blame Netflix for you having shit taste, OP.
>get to last season
>they delet the show
do they do this in usa, or is this a yuropoor thing
>>67842005
Yes
>>67842029
what's it about, do the rights to broadcast the show expire or something?
>i-it's only $12, are you that poor?
>you'll never get laid if you don't have netflix
At least come up with some better shill techniques, kek.
>>67827499
thanks mr skeltal
>>67827499
sleep snug, smug.
>>67842575
>le shill xD
>le kek xDD
please come back when you're at least 18
Seriously. They have nothing unless you want to watch shitty sitcoms.
>>67827444
>tfw I did and haven't looked back since
>>67827711
>Big sister takedown-Molly Jane
>>67828265
>tfw too much of a pussy to ever torrent again because i'm scared of getting letters from the isp
>>67827499
this
I've been using someone elses netflix account for 6 years now and HBOGO account for 4
At this point I'm just used to the convenience of it being free
>>67827444
how can netflix be a meme that you can fall for
either you want a subscription based streaming service or you dont
> tfw 24 bucks for Netflix / Spotify covers my entertainment costs for a month.
So good. I think i might drop netflix for a month and swap to another service until Netflix adds more shit / new stuff. I never thought competition would be bad, but Netlfix has lost like 30% of its library since other competition has been cropping up, and it's very annoying.
>>67827711
>My big sis let's me use her
also, nice digits
>>67827711
C-can I use your big sis once?
>try it
>realize my country's netflix is shit
>unsub
>didn't cost me a cent because free month
#wow #whoa
>>67844517
do lolis come with a free month trial?
>>67831516
>mfw successful and banging bitches on the daily.
>tfw normie and chantard
Been here for years fuccbois. Suck my cock
>>67828166
Just learn english you savage
>Anon, wanna see a movie?
>Turns on Netflix, starts the film
Versus
>Anon, wanna watch a movie?
>Sure, let me check kickass torrents
>I guess this is okay quality
>...
>I wish there was more seeders
>I think we can stream it already, with VLC
>No, that always glitches out
>...
>Only 8 minutes...
>tfw you're enjoying the crunchyroll meme
>>67827499
"sleep snug, smug."
>not paying for hbo instead
>literally patrician-tier back catalogue
>>67844637
Is it region locked like Netflix?
Because I might sub just to watch animeon my Vita
i have my very first date tuesday night, /tv/
any advice?
>>67844761
If she agrees to a date, that means she is down to fuck. As such, if she says no, she really means yes, just wants to test your assertiveness. The consent was already made
>>67844633
Friendly reminder that if Netflix were a video store in your neighborhood back when video rental was still a thing, it would've gone out of business due to shitty selection.
>Marco Polo
>Narcos
>rewatched Malcolm in the Middle, The Office, and House recently
Netflix isn't that bad.
>>67844822
>>67844633
>Anon, wanna see a movie?
>Sure, I know just the one
>Ugh, where is it? I just watched it three months ago
>What's going on, Anon?
>Netflix fucking deleted the movie I wanted us to watch
>Fine, whatever. Let's just watch an episode of [substandard original TV series with 15% stronger cultural indoctrination]
>>67844822
American netflix has great selection
And my fave video store did go out if business, because people just pirated everything rather than to pay 3 bucks for a day's rental
Narcos is pretty great
>>67844932
>American netflix has great selection
I take it you have been a member for less than one year.
>>67827755
no fucking way,they actually have commercials on a paid service? that is like a crime or something right? racketeering?
>>67827711
>my big sis let's me use her
>let's
>let us
>my big sis let us me use her
fucking retard
>>67845084
They have ads on tv, dvds and cinema, and those are paid too
>>67827755
>have to pay another 7 dollars for no ads
buncha fucking jew nigger cunts
>>67845143
maybe it is because I used ad block plus beta for 7 years but WTF? that is a literal crime.
>>67845175
Boomer had to pay like 100 bucks for shit channel, not on demand and a fuckload of ads, I think our generation is pretty entitled
>>67845216
>>67845216
Kids need to actually understand they live in an anomaly, commercial free unlimited movies and shows aren't actually supposed to exist, they just do by the grace of "God" i.e. all these people who seem to take pleasure in converting all this digital data for you to take and enjoy.
Just because there is this bizarre allowance in a relatively puny amount of history for downloading free shit doesn't mean thats how the world should or will work forever.
I don't mean to make people feel guilty just I wish whiny kids would take a second to realize they have it really good, if not for a few twists of fate they'd have to sit through ads and buy media with money and blowjobs.
If you are 30+ you just shake your head, when I was a kid I would watch TV shows AND the commercials. Maybe muting the TV and studying but never got mad about ads and now its like people bitch about paying or anything OR ads.
Now we are used to having it good. Hell even AdBlock lol.
Amazon prime. Got student 6 month trial so have been using that. I travel a lot so being able to download episodes is the best thing.
>>67845216
>>67845433
faggot
>>67844517
Use a VPN you fucking idiot. Can watch it from "america" or anywhere but the shithole you live in.
>>67844758
not as i'm aware. the library is huge.
>>67845433
"bend over and let the ad companies force their shit right into your asshole and thank them for the privilege"
yeah no, go ahead and call us entitled, it's a fucking meaningless thing to say. You'd be considered entitled by the generation before you.
The fact of the matter is that technology changes the way we do things. We all have to adapt along with them but it seems that ad companies (along with record companies) think they're above that and try to force their shitty 20th century paradigms into services that have made them outdated. If I have the choice to pay Netflix for ad free content or to pay Jewlu for the privilege of watching ads with my content then guess what? I'm choosing netflix and so do a lot of other people
>>67845143
>watching TV
>paying for TV
Good job anon
>>67844633
that's why you download things up front anon.
plus nothing is available in my country. I looked through the netflix selection at my sister and it's like flicking through the 5€ bin at a dvd store.
>>67845545
Pirating is faster and more reliable than vpn, so why would I even subscribe
>>67845545
They stopped that like a month ago Famila Anderson
>Its a >tfw you fell for the [pretty good thing] meme post
>>67839017
WTF get this fucking shit off my screen
>>67827444
>paying for movies
>>67846346
>paying for food
>not just dine'n'dashing
