![Zack_Snyder[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DfChKdH.jpg "Zack_Snyder[1].jpg")
Why is /tv/ shitting on him instead of lauding him for making alienating, anti-pleb greatness?
Reminder that Zach Snyder (career) died for our (cinema) sins
>>67825250
Snyder is an incomparable auteur and an artistic maverick.
Batman v Superman is the most powerful film I've seen since Idi i smotri. The most touching work of art since Au hasard Balthazar. The most pioneering cinema since Le Voyage dans la Lune.
it's capekino.
>>67825250
I haven't taken a shower in three days. My crotch and ass crack feel pretty grimy and sweaty. My hair is greasy and my face is covered in a film of oil, if I touch my face my fingers get shiny from the oil. My pits feel really wet and even if I wipe them with tissue paper the wetness comes back. There's a distinct smell coming off my body.
I'm about to finger my ass and lick the finger, I'll post what happens next.
Zach Snyder (PBUH) is at rest now, forever blind to the folly of the fools.
>>67825250
>Batman and Lex somehow both plan on the same day to have a "gladiator fight" against Superman despite having not planned it together.
Snyder is great, visually...his movies look amazing. But the dude cannot tell a story to save his life. He couldn't adapt a children's book.
He is a pleb
You are a pleb
>>67825491
t. Harold F. Plebe
>Batman is chasing criminals
>Superman shows up
>Fucks up Batman
>"The Bats dead, bury it"
>Lets the criminals get away for no reason
10/10 capekino BRAVO SNYDER
>>67825616
dumb pleb
>>67825491
dumb pleb
>>67825452
dumb pleb
>>67825362
dumb pleb
why is tv so full of pleb
>>67825708
80%
0
%
>>67825491
fucking this
>>67825816
you aren't helping yourself
He's a visionary, and people have become accustomed for capeshit to be directed by glorified tv directors with no artistic sensibilities that are merely yes men that are cheap and easy to manipulate for Disney execs.
>anti-pleb greatness
What are you top 10 films of all time?
>>67826168
*posts 9 excellent movies with one pleb movie that you will latch on to*
hehe.
>>67825870
Neither are you, since you have no argument.
It's critically panned and audiences are steering clear of it like it's the bubonic plague.
It wont even hit Iron Man 3 numbers.
BvS is a fucking mess and a joke, if you argue otherwise...well, I'm sorry for you.
>>67826168
>5 minutes
>still nothing
huh
Not surprising though on new-nu/tv/
>>67825362
only three days?
>>67826332
>muh mass appeal
lmao fuck off retard
>>67825250
>(cinema) sins
>Cinemasins
Fuck those guys
>>67826332
Fucking sheeple, how does it feel to be unable to create an opinion of your own.
ARGUMENTUM AD POPULUM
Fuck you and your lot, you're worse than fucking leeches on the ballsack.
>>67826373
>10 minutes
Yikes
>>67826563
Why are you arguing for a movie with Batman and Superman if you hate movies with mass appeal?
It's entertainment, and in this case, shitty entertainment.
>>67826373
completely irrelevant
>>67826752
>that image
>that argument
terrible post overall
>>67826373
1.Sucker Punch
2.Batman vs Superman
3.Watchmen
4.Man of Steel
5.Battleship
6.Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
7.Deadpool
8.300
9.After Earth
10.Citizen Kane
look and cry pleb
>>67826753
When one tries to step up with things like "anti-pleb greatness" it is very relevant and has been for quite some time on this board
>>67826679
I have formed my own opinion.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is a shit movie. It fails on almost every level of film making. I did not enjoy it, despite being a fan boy of the main characters. It's a bad movie.
I still haven't seen an actual argument for why it's bad yet that didn't boil down to nitpicking or being a pleb, editing maybe but that could easily be due to the fact that a ton of shit was cut out
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>>67826867
I have neither the TIME nor the INCLINATION to explain myself.
>>67827043
Editing effects pacing which effects characterization which effects writing.
Bad editing fucking destroyed this movie. If you don't cut a film well everything else suffers.
>>67827147
>pacing which effects characterization which effects writing.
What the fuck are you on about you retard?
>>67827206
Do you have problems reading words?
>>67827326
Do you just spout shit till it looks like it makes sense?
>>67827384
It all makes sense. Just watch the fucking movie. It clear that it was hacked to pieces which destroyed the narrative, mitigated the characters and ruined the plot, waterboarded the writing and killed it thematically.
I'm not sure what you're arguing here.
>>67826867
>Indulge my delusions of grandeur
>relevant
That's a 3 syllable word for any thought too big for little minds.
>>67827468
I'm talking about BvS not Sucker Punch, don't know what made you think otherwise.
>>67827468
You can't tell the difference between "affects" and "effects", so I can't take you and your opinion seriously.
>>67827516
Not same guy, but that movie was the worst edited film i've ever scene. SP was killed by the editing
>>67826168
>40 minutes
>still nothing
>>67827516
I'm not talking about Sucker Punch dipshit. Yet both suffer from the same problems...hrmmmmmmmmm.
Did you have issues with math in grade school by any chance? Because it seems like you have an issue putting 1 and 1 together.
>>67825250
He's an excellent film maker
But I feel that, other than Watchmen, screen writters have been holding him back
You can say that "urrrr his movies are all slow motion galore" but that's false, you can easily tell from both BvS and MoS that he's been using this as little as possible
Another thing is that when something fresh finally happens to capeshit, people shit on him for having an original take
>>67827600
Nobody wants to give you a top ten in a capeshit thread about a REALLY TERRIBLE capeshit movie that wouldn't even touch most peoples top 500.
>>67826850
>6.Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Not Transformers: Age of Extinction
Pitiable.
>>67827600
>vlcsnap
>>67827639
Why am I seeing so many posts like this shitting on this movie that look like they were copy and pasted from Youtube?
you just seem to be piling arguments on top of each other without actually paying attention to what you are writing.
>>67827551
The difference was always superfluous, and even more so today. In the ever evolving English language getting your panties in a bunch over effects and affects is a real stretch.
I mean if I messed up a they're their or there I'd give you a point but you can fuck off.
>>67825491
>>67826332
>>67827639
Snyder is aware that he's dealing with one of the most iconic characters in popular mythos, he respects Superman immensely. And accordingly he strives to elevate the medium in order for it to fill Superman's shoes.
Meanwhile, entitled manchildren fail to grasp his work emotionally and intellectually, and incessantly complain about petty shit because they arrogantly believe they have the last word on how these characters should and would act, not realizing Superman belongs to no one and everyone.
Don't worry, you fucking fat fucks. Snyder's so aware of this that BvS practically took a magnificent artistic shit on you fanboys and you didn't even notice.And he knew that you weren't going to notice. The whole film criticizes this way of thinking. Most of the complaints from fanboys were actually deliberate artistic choices fully aware of the consequences. For example Joker Lex, or the JL teaser spliced right in the climax, when after all everyone just paid to watch Batman and Superman fight (for all they care they could fastforward everything else).
Snyder provides an alternative to mindless entertainment, escapism, and power fantasies. He uses Superman as the vehicle to inspire a cynical generation.
People haven't noticed that their reaction to BvS was exactly how Snyder predicted they were going to react. He understands modern society and its decay so well, that he knew he was going to get crucified by glorified bloggers and "nerds".
Just face it, you're out of your league, and you've been exposed as lacking basic film and film analysis understanding, not to mention the emotional maturity of a brick.
>>67825491
The movie was literally too smart for you
calling out all plebs in this thread btw
you seem to not understand the amazing satanic/pagan undertones of Luthors scenes.
Most obviously he constantly talks about biblical events as if they are happening right now. Gods/Demons he speaks that as if they are interchangeable. He even calls Supermans mom a Witch. His monologue their was great.
The part I first realized this was his blood ritual with Zods body. The scene was shown as some super space tech that changes zod but it was truly a horrific ritual basically taking ones soul.
He literally does a sci fi style Séance in the deleted scene communinicating with a demon like general from apocolpyes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-MUzvASr8s
I love this mess of a movie. The demonic imagery reminds me of Childhood's End a wonderful novel if you don't know of it. The aliens in it are depicted as what western society views Devils, they even use a Ouija board to communicate. Creepy great stuff.
>>67827924
>mental gymnatics
>>67827760
I'm still waiting
>>67827935
>retard posting
>>67825491
>>67826332
>>67827639
>>67827935
I fucking hate Snyder. That man should never be allowed to direct anything again.
I came in expecting to watch capeshit and he gives me this deep, philosophical and spiritual kino its just that involves super heroes. I had to watch this kino 4x just to get all the subtle references that Snyder has created in his fillm. After finally understanding the movie, I have felt this sense of enlightenment that I 'm afraid that I will never experience again.
Fuck you Snyder. Fuck you. You have no right to create something this beautiful. You have no fucking right.
>>67827861
Okay, bro.
You were unable to identify that he posted a pic of Sucker Punch to draw comparison to the poor editing of BvS. He said nothing about Sucker Punch...it was a .jpeg commentary on the work of Snyder complemented by a series of words.
I mean really, you must be pretending to be dumb at this point, right?
>>67828030
no shit, what a weird thing to latch on to that i never even mentioned
I'm convinced that Snyder made Batman a murderer on accident. He just thought all the stuff the batmobile was doing was really cool and didn't really realize that there was an entire arc and plot point that dramatized the fact that Batman had started indirectly killing heinous criminals since Superman's arrival.
>>67826168
>almost an hour now
Why are Synder fans such plebeians?
>>67828073
who the fuck are you to even understand let alone imply that you understand how Snyder's mind works? You don't even have a capekino under your resume.
Fuck you I'm mad. I know this just a troll but fucking rustled me.
>>67828149
Calm down bro, it's just capeshit.Animated Capes
The fact that this movie got such a huge reactionary backlash and people unironically didn't see the problem with that just goes to show the lengths people will go to assure themselves that they are correct.
Even if you disliked the movie you can't rightfully say that it deserved that and wasn't actually the moment blockbuster cinema outed itself as retarded
>>67827930
>deleted scene
Disregarded in context, but interesting nonetheless.
>The demonic imagery reminds me of Childhood's End a wonderful novel if you don't know of it.
This tastes like a familiar pasta.
>>67826168
>>67826373
>>67826747
>>67828142
hello anon. I have compiled a list of works for you to fully understand what constitutes each genres best works seeming you are only obsessed with films. Hopefully these lists will alleviate yourself from your plebeian status and be a patrician among the arts like us.
FLICKS
1. Shining (Kubrick, 1980)
2. 一代宗師 / 一代宗师 (Kar-Wai, 2013)
3. L'inhumaine (L'herbier, 1924)
4. [달은 해가 꾼는 꿈] 예고편 (Park, 1992)
5. بادکنک سفيد (Panahi, 1995)
MOVIES
1. The Godfather, Part III (F. Coppola, 1990)
2. Á bout de souffle (Godard, 1960)
3. And a Little Kid Shall Lead Them (Griffith, 1909)
4. Kindsköpfe (Dugan, 2010)
5. Fear & Desire (Kubrick, 1953)
FILMS
1. Höstsonaten (Bergman, 1978)
2. Hets (Sjöberg, 1944)
3. The Birth of a Nation (Griffith, 1915)
4. 十二生肖 (Chan, 2012)
5. IIIIIIIIIIIIIII1891091718191611€€€€&-@ (Sandler, 2016)
CINÉMA
1. Mogambo (Ford, 1953)
2. Lost River (Gosling, 2014)
3. ¿Quién me quiere a mí? (Sáenz de Heredia/ Buñuel, 1936)
4. Eyes Wide Shut (Kubrick, 1999)
5. Der Student von Prag (Rye/ Wegener, 1913)
KINO
1. Berlin — Die Sinfonie der Großstadt (Ruttman, 1927)
2. Pauvre Pierrot (Reynaud, 1892)
3. Mauvais Garçons (1995, Bay)
4. Avatar (Cameron, 2009)
5. 劇場版ポケットモンスター ミュウツーの逆襲 (Yuyama, 1998)
ABSOLUTE KINOGRAPHY
1. Interstellar (Nolan, 2014)
2. L'ascension du chevalier noir (Nolan, 2012)
3. 01010101 01101110 00100000 01000011 01101000 01101001 01100101 01101110 00100000 01000001 01101110 01100100 01100001 01101100 01101111 01110101 (1928, Luis Buñuel)
4. 米姆魔术 – Bush 2016
5. The Revenant – Iñárritu, 2015
CAPEKINOGRPAHY
1. Watchmen (Snyder, 2007)
2. Man of Steel (Snyder, 2013)
3. 蝙蝠侠v正义的超人黎明 (Snyder, 2016)
4. Cпaйдъpмeн 2 (Raimi, 2004)
5. вoзвpaщaeт дeнщик (Burton, 1992)
>>67828407
> Eyes Wide Shut (Kubrick, 1999)
LEEL PLEEB
>>67828407
Why are you so scared?
>>67828407
This is painfully unfunny anon
>>67828222
Didn't deserve what? An average critic score of like 5/10? That's exactly what it deserves. Hell, I'd probably score it around a 4/10.
>>67828669
Fuck off with the hyperbole, not even bad movies get scored 4/10
the desperation for acceptance of this movie on this board is hilarious
from "rt doesn't count audience only matters" to "uhh ur a libtard burnie" and now the sad attempts at appealing to the tastemakers/patrician /film/ crowd
>>67828699
You fuck off with your normalized "7/10 is average" bullshit. If you promote that kind of shit, you are the problem.
5/10 is an entirely average movie. 4/10 is below average.
>>67828222
BvS got the rating it deserved
It's the marveltrash that is rated way too high
>>67828748
That's not how reviews work though and if you are dumb enough to believe this was a case of them getting it right instead of hating it for all the wrong reasons then you're an idiot.
>>67828900
Rotten Tomatoes "fresh" reviews, which counts as a generally positive review, counts numerical scores over 6 or so. Which is why BvS has such a low aggregate rating; because almost everyone is giving it a 5.
You being fanny flustered that a bunch of people on the internet didn't validate your opinion is more your problem than anyone else's.
>>67829095
your point? this genuinely has nothing to do with anything i said
based snyder
>>67829425
BLUE AND ORANGE
>>67829425
VIDEO GAME
AESTHETICS
WATCH OUT DREDD
>>67829487
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>>67829425
>morons tripping up over each other
wew
>>67829616
t. gamer
>>67829425
eww
>>67825250
I LOVED BVS, I don't get it Snyder is so awesome. Why all the hate? Let's preorder the Blu Ray, let's make Snyder awesome.
