>You know what they call DIE HARD in France?
>They don't call it DIE HARD?
>Nah, man, they got other expressions. They wouldn't know what the fuck die hard means.
>What do they call it?
>They call it CRYSTAL TRAP
>This time he has shoes!
>>67805494
>CRYSTAL TRAP
That's a great name actually. It's succinct.
it makes perfect sense though since the towers glisten like crystals and he's literally trapped inside of them
Duro de Matar en LATM, La Jungla de Cristal en España
You know what they call John Travolta anywhere?
>>67805494
You know how they call DIE HARD in Russia?
HARD NUTLET
>>67805529
did you know that Die Hard is directly responsible for the American cultural movement of wearing shoes indoors?
>>67805494
Yep, the movie has the same title in Poland.
Title is not that bad if you only consider first installment, but it makes no sense to use it in the sequels.
>>67805623
No, but I did know that it caused dialect speech coaches margins to go way up.
>>67805494
In german it's called "Die slowly"
I dunno why it doesn't make any sense. The point is that he doesn't die
>>67805494
what's your favorite Bruce Willis film?
mine's Le Dernier Samaritain (1991)
>>67805623
Americns wear shoes indoors? That's fucking sick
>>67805494
In russia we call it "Tough Nut"
>>67805494
Everyone's favorite comedy IS THERE A PILOT IN THE AIRPLANE?
>>67805732
Un kino de David Zucker
>Had to live in France for 5 years
>Movies in the theaters are mostly dubbed with the rare french subbed
it was suffering
>>67805732
>>67805797
lol
>>67805494
"Deadly Trap"
>>67805732
"Fasten you're seatbelts, please"
in Czech'em
>>67805494
Meh at least they translated it somehow.
What is totally retarded is giving a movie another English name
>>67805924
"the hangover" means nothing here
Very bad trip is easily understandable and somewhat keeps the meaning
>>67805956
Ils pouvaient au moins écrire un truc du genre "Putain de bad trip" ou "Bad trip d'enfer"
>>67805924
in Russia it was 'Vacation in Vegas'
they fucked up badly, since next movies took place in different parts of the world nowhere close to Vegas and they still were called Vacation in Vegas 2 or 3
>>67806008
not to be confused with National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation
>>67805924
>>67806008
>Horrible bosses is called "Kill the Boss" in german for no reason (the title still in english
>Kill the Boss 2 is about kidnaping the boss not killing him
>They actually kill the boss
I ain't even mad
Don't you third worlders have better things to be doing than watching our shitty movies? Aren't there turnips for you to harvest or something?
>>67806222
>American "humor'
It's called "Glass Trap" in the stronkest yurop country.
>>67806222
>HAHA I sure told these Eurofags...shit, my favorite anime is about to begin
>>67806282
>>67806290
Are you going to be OK
In Japan, Jack reacher is called 'outlaw'. That's it, whole title, despite there not really being any outlaws in the movie. At least not anything I'd consider an outlaw.
>>67806286
In Hong Kong it's called "Tiger's Liver Dragon Fierceness".
>>67805494
This is Die Hard 2
>58 Minutes to live
In the US, they call it "Vertigo"...
... In Italy, they call it THE WOMAN THAT LIVED TWICE (La donna che visse due volte)...
>>67806643
Kek, in France it's "Sueurs froides" so "Cold sweat"
MY STEPFATHER, MY PARENTS AND ME
>>67806403
Why are the Die Hard movie posters the easiest to mirror?
>>67806703
I had no idea the original title was "Meet the Fockers".
Who would even want to watch a movie called that?
>>67806643
>>67806680
in Finland it's "Vertigo - punainen kyynel", literally
"Vertigo - a red tear". no idea what it means
>>67806714
>These sweat drops
>>67806733
Well the first movie was meet the parents. I wonder what the foreign movie title was for that. Meet the Fockers was funny simply because it was a joke from the first film, wherein they found out his name was Gaylord Focker (or "gay fucker" as they eluded). So the sequel title was appropriate in English.
>>67806714
meme magic
>>67806800
meme spelled backwards is still meme
your mind = blown
>>67806502
But there isn't anything to with 58 minutes right ?
Anyway In Turkey first Taken movies is
> 96 hours
second one is
>Chase: Istanbul
Third one is
>Chase 3: Final 'something'
In Funland it's
> Die Hard - Vain kuolleen ruumiini yli
>Over my dead body
Translated movie titles from Portugal.
>Inglourious Basterds - Lawless Assholes.
>The Fast and the Furious - The Furious Speed.
>Toy Story - The Rivals.
>Die Hard - Kidnapping at the Top Floor.
>The Ring - The Warning.
>Planet of the Apes - The Man who Came From the Future.
>Vertigo - The Woman Who Lived Twice.
>Psycho - The Man Who Became His Mother.
>Evil Dead - Dead Comes by Morning.
>Beverly Hills Cop - The Cop Hunter.
>The X-Files - Secret Folders.
>Unbreakable - The Protected One.
>Dumb and Dumber - Two Idiots at Large.
>Balls of Fury - Don't You Touch Me in the Balls.
>The Goodfellas - All Good Boys.
>Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - The Awakening of the Mind.
>Ferris Bueller's Day Off - The King of Slackers.
>Knocked-Up - Lots of Bad Luck.
>The Godfather - The Powerful Boss.
>Piranhas II - Piranha: The Vampire Fish.
>Body Snatchers - The Invasion Of The Violators.
>Reservoir Dogs - Rascal Dogs.
>Inception - The Origin.
>The Expendables - The Mercenaries.
>Despicable Me - Gru, The Whiny.
>The Girl Who Played With Fire - The Lass Who Dreamed of a Gallon of Gasoline and Matches.
>Strangers on a Train - The Stranger from North Express.
>White Men Can't Jump - Whitey Can't Nail It.
>>67805494
And this is Die Hard 3
>A day in hell
>>67806404
It's called "Reluctant Hero", subtitle, "he has no shoes."
The sequel has the subtitle "This time he has shoes."
>>67806852
>Godfather
no way
>>67806852
>>Vertigo - The Woman Who Lived Twice.
>>Psycho - The Man Who Became His Mother.
Why would they even spoil the plot?
>>67806852
>>Toy Story - The Rivals.
What do they call the sequels I wonder?
>>67805494
Ah this good old 90's Christmas movie called RUNNING TOWARDS THE TOY
>>67807014
It's more like "Toys race", same sense as "Nuclear race" or "Arms race"
Poland STRONK again
>Fight Club - Underground Ring
>>67806852
>spoiling
WHY IN THE FUCK
Shawshank Redemption in Finnish is
>Rita Hayworth - avain pakoon (the key to escape)
Fucking retards.
Knights of the zodiac
>>67806852
>The Godfather - The Powerful Boss.
>>67805586
The le cum on dude?
Brazil.
>The Nightmare Before Christmas - The Strange World of Jack.
>Ghost Rider - Ghost Biker.
>I Love You, Alice B. Toklas! - The Crazy Man Who Went Mad.
>Journey to Shiloh - Six Won't Return.
>Smokey and the Bandit - Catch Me If You Can.
>Smokey and the Bandit 2 - I'll Catch You This Time.
>Smokey and the Bandit 3 - You Won't Escape This Time.
>The Fly - The White-Headed Fly.
>The Big Country - From The Land Men Are Born.
>No Country For Old Men - Where the Weak Have No Say
>Rebel Without A Cause - Problematic Youth.
>King Creole - Bloody Ballad.
>Heaven Can Wait - The Devil Said "No".
>Danny, The Dog - Fight Hound.
>The Blind Side - A Possible Dream.
>21 - Breaking the Bank.
>Lucky Number Slevin - Check-Mate.
>The Lovely Bones - A Look From Paradise.
>Daybreakers - 2019: The Year of the Extinction.
>Leatherheads - Love Has No Rules.
>Mad Money - Crazy For Love, Addicted to Money.
>Zack and Miri Make a Porno - If It Pays, It's OK.
>Scream - Panic.
>Scary Movie - Everyone In Panic.
>Date Movie - A Not So Romantic Comedy.
>Epic Movie - Hollywood Gone Crazy.
>Meet the Spartans - Spartasses.
>Dance Flick - She Dances With My Penis.
>I Love You, Phillip Morris - The Con of the Year.
>Forrest Gump - Forrest Gump: The Storyteller.
>Pulp Fiction - Pulp Fiction: Times of Violence.
>Apollo 13 - Apollo 13: From Disaster to Triumph.
>Se7en - Se7en: The Seven Capital Crimes.
>Michael Collins - Michael Collins: The Price of Freedom.
>Erin Brokovich - Erin Brokovich: A Talented Woman.
>Moulin Rouge - Moulin Rouge: Love in Red.
>Underworld - Angels of the Night.
>Sunshine - Sunshine: Solar Alert.
>How to Lose Friends and Alienate People - A Crazy Guy In Love.
>Funny People - What Are You Laughing At?
>Knocked-Up - Slightly Pregnant.
>Horrible Bosses - I Want To Kill My Boss.
>Fargo - Fargo: A Comedy of Errors.
>Saw - Deadly Games.
>Pretty in Pink - The Girl in Bright Pink
>Sixteen Candles - Babes and Studs.
>Taxi Driver - Taxi Driver: Taxi Driver.
>TOO TOUGH TO DIE
i like it
...
>>67807464
>>Taxi Driver - Taxi Driver: Taxi Driver.
Every time.
Pretty Woman - I Will Marry A Prostitute To Save Money
BRAVO CHINESE
>>67806852
>most of them are summaries of the movie
>Goodfellas - All Good Boys suggests they are good guys instead of being called 'Mafia Friends' or something
>>67807464
>Taxi Driver: Taxi Driver.
>>Ocean's Eleven - Play Your Game
>>Ocean's Twelve - Play Your Game 2
>>67806951
The Planet Of The Apes one is a false spoiler.
>>67807653
Here it's THE FREED SLAVES
>>67807777
witnessed
>dirty dancing
>swirling sex
>orbiting without sugar
>>67807979
Well at least it's a correct description of one scene
>>67806852
>Planet of the Apes - The Man who Came From the Future.
>The Girl Who Played With Fire - The Lass Who Dreamed of a Gallon of Gasoline and Matches.
kek
>>67808066
The second one is the original title though
>>67805924
This is infuriating. I really don't understand why they do that shit
>>67807200
In French : Les évadés (THE ESCAPEES)
>Spoiling
After Hours in Spain is called "Jo, qué noche" which means Darn, what a night.
>Beetlejuice
>Bitelchus
>>67808859
no jkin
I always thought "Die Hard" was just like... don't die
But now I think it means "if you're gonna die, be a hard motherfucker when the reaper comes, and try and fuck his shit up"
dunno what's the truth senpaitachi
>>67805732
Do you mean THE INCREDIBLE JOURNEY IN A CRAZY PLANE?
>>67806008
Do they also just talk russian over the original audio and voices?
En dehors de la france, Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain est simplement titré "Amélie"
HAHAHA MDR les gros cons hahahaha
>>67809590
Je vois pas le problème
T'aurais préféré "The amazing life of Amélie Poulain"? Sounds like shit tbqh famalam
in spain was something like "crystal jungle" doesnt?
>>67807464
What do they call Brazil in Brazil?
>>67807499
pay denbts
>>67805924
in Spain this one was Resacón En Las Vegas (Big Hangover in Las Vegas)
That said, Shaun of the Dead was called Zombies Party here (wtf...)
>>67806643
that's like calling empire strikes back
the bad father son relationship
or seven
the wifes head in the box
>>67806745
Potato here. Finland you are the heroes we need in Europe. Nuke sweden but take your finland bros from out there first
>>67812132
Out of there*
In Finland the movie Shawshank Redemption is translated to Rita Hayworth - The Key to Escape.
(Rita Hayworth - Avain Pakoon)
>>67807777
In Mexico:
>Ocean's Eleven: The Big Heist
>Ocean's Twelve: The New Big Heist
>Ocean's Thirteen: Now They're Thirteen!
In my language it was translated as ''Tough Nut''
>>67805494
In Spain it's called "Cristal jungle"
>>67805494
In Poland it's Glass Trap. Would be great if there weren't 4 sequels by now.
>>67806852
>Planet of the Apes - The Man who Came From the Future.
>Psycho - The Man Who Became His Mother.
>>67805494
How do you call the godfather, funland?
haha you know in America they call La Vie d'Adèle "Blue is the Warmest Color"...what the fuck??
>>67805794
French here, you're objectively wrong, i watch all movies at the theater in original voices.
>>67807533
this one is great
