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ITT: films women can NEVER understand
>>67804868
>>67804939
>>67804868
these movies are among my mom's favorites. She likes them mostly for the manly leads looks though so I guess your point still stands
>>67804972
Do we have the same mom ?
>>67804972
As you said; she doesn't understand them, though.
i have the heart of a little girl, and i like this FILM.
Its 2016, grow up already
>>67805063
>I have the heart of a little girls
Calling FBI right now
>>67805089
i keep them in jars under my bed, the rest i eat up.
>>67804996
That's because it's a movie for gay men, like all the Jack Aubrey novels.
>>67804868
Ya'll just lost
plebs, bounce.
>>67805063
do you like having friends for dinner?
>>67804868
why would i never understand this film? i waas actually thinking of watching it recently. It looked sort of boring though. Come on whats so good about it apart from russels crow naked
>>67805137
>movie for gay men
confirmed for never having been a part of a team of men working together to the same goal.
>>67805162
Friends? in my personal safe space, no way.
>>67805132
Good lad
Perfect for satanic rituals in a pinch when you can't find any virgin
>>67804868
there's literally not a single woman in this movie lol
>>67804868
it's a tv series but women just dont understand it, even the actresses
>10 minutes into the film
>she takes her phone out and stops paying attention
Women can't understand films in general.
>>67805267
>Women can't understand films in general.
This.
They can only understand flicks.
>>67805267
>10 seconds into meeting her
>she's on her phone again
>"huh? Sorry? What did you say? I dunno, something like that"
Women can't understand life in general
>>67805182
>confirmed for never having been a part of a team of men working together to the same goal.
There are more instances of male-on-male rape in the USN then in civilian life
Working for that same goal indeed
>get shown one of the most beautiful trilogies of all time
>can only think about how much you wanna fuck the men and write fanfiction about the men fucking each other
Meme gender 2bh
>>67805267
>clearly texting Jamal
dude,...
>>67805296
>directed by a woman
>>67805329
its not a perfect system.
>>67805340
>IM NO MANN
That scene was pretty stupid tbqh
>"lol I know why he keeps getting up, it's because he wants to prove he cant take it!"
This was the closest I ever came to killing her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUHHhuLUJy8
>>67805340
>wait, why are they fighting about who should carry the ring?
>wait, is this latin?
>wait, gandalf is not dead? Why is he at the top of a mountain all of a sudden?
I had women in my cinema moan out of disgust, and some even left after Jenifer Jason's character got punched in the nose by Kurt Russell.
>>67805371
that's the joke.jpg
>>67805267
I have a male friend who does this
I guess at least he doesn't constantly asks what is happening
>he also stops movies halfway through to watch the rest the next day
>>67805433
If you watch a movie with a female, you are 100% guaranteed going to be bombarded with six million asinine questions
That being said, I once watched taxi driver with a girl. Never again
>>67805506
>why did he want to shoot the president?
>why did he hate everyone?
>why did he take her to the porno?
>why did he write down her order?
>why did he reject her at the end?
If you hadn't the urge to fuck women, they'd be shoved off to some remote part of the world most of the time.
>>67805566
Soon brother, women will become irrelevant and the gender wars will start (and end the next day because >women >war)
plebs out.
>>67804868
RYAN
>>67804868
The correct answer is all of them
>yfw British history is so pathetic and evil that they have to steal other countries heroes (in M&C's case, France)
>>67806019
what's not to understand there? abusive husband tries to kill his wife and kid, gets frozen, everone happy, gtfo
>>67806108
L O N D O N
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>>67805172
>not fapping to russels naked crow
>>67806107
>meanwhile in america
>>67805408
I hate that line because the rewrite took all of the punch out of the original and much more sentimental spiel just so it could appeal to the girl power audience.
The line in the book is something like "You look upon a woman, Eowyn am I, Eomund's daughter. For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him", the point of the line isn't that she's a chick, so much that she's willing to put herself on the line against this deathly evil force in order to protect her uncle and her king.
I get a lot of the dialogue changes, but I always felt that one was one of the way more shameless alterations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlBcDnRzmM0
>>67805295
I low key watched this with my father once.
>>67806213
still sounds a bit shit desu, as if each of his previous victims was a pussy and not sacrificing themselves just like her
any of them except sex and the city because women are fucking stupid
>>67805408
>people who took it literally and thought you had to be a woman to kill it
>>67805408
I see so much hate on this line recently, I remember thinking it was pretty cool.
>>67806480
but anon it has romance in it?
>>67806513
they never saw it for this reason >>67805267
>>67806267
They didn't have a backstabbing hobbit companion
>>67805149
>women will never know honor
I pity them
>>67804868
Serious question though from a guy, why didn't they just pack up and go home? Why did they put themselves at risk chasing a ship that was bigger and better after they had gotten beaten by them pretty badly in the opening? The only reason they won was because of a dumb trick.
>>67805290
>The Last Samurai
what a piece of shit film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE4XK2YZL9Y
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>>67807294
On top of the personal desire to catch the quarry that had eluded him, Aubrey had his orders; to return to London without carrying them out would have meant a great loss of respect and reputation within the Navy.
If you read the books, the political games in the Admiralty play a larger role and you get an idea of why things like this become a point of honour for a man with a command.
I swear a guy started making out with his gf while I saw BvS the other night. Cos she started talking and then giggling with him near the end as I guess he tried to make her happy since she wasn't understanding the movie at all kek
>>67805137
>a group of men working for a single is now considered gay
When can we start to exterminate the nu-male cancer.
>>67805457
>and some even left after Jenifer Jason's character got punched in the nose by Kurt Russell.
the dudes in my theatre kekked at the part where he says "when I elbow you in the nose, it means shut up", the women were pretty triggered tho
>>67805433
>Why is he at the top of a mountain all of a sudden?
>>67804868
Three types of people in these threads
There's autists that think no females have ever enaged in a male hobby because they've never seen the personal life of any 5/10 chick or below
There's guys just posting their favorite movies
And then there's the femanons and reddit transplants getting mad
>>67809658
Roastie detected
