MUH STRONG
>>67798942
Small fucking head
>>67798942
This show good? I am in the mood for capeshit and Purple man seems like a really cool villain asshole
>>67798942
IMAGINE being Luke cage in that scene...
>>67798942
Out of all the fucking actresses, they had to cast deflated Anne Hathaway
>>67798973
It's pretty good unless you're the kind of neckbeard who gets triggered by the mere presence of feminist themes and think the SJW boogeyman is real
she looks like Steve Buscemi in a wig
>>67798973
OP here, watching it now after finishing Daredevil. It's pretty fucking good, I don't get the SJW bullshit claims yet but who knows, it might get more prevalent
>>67798942
But she's never characterized as strong in an admirable way. In universe she's always looked as a pitiable fuck up but a fuck up non the less.
this triggers the footfag
>>67798973
It's not bad; I think it works better as a tv show than Daredevil does as it can just be seen as a crime show with superpowered characters. Purple Man is pretty fantastic and one of the best cape villains I've seen in recent years, the rest of the cast is alright and unlike DD it doesn't have too many total deadweight characters like Karen.
Even the SJW stuff is tame enough.
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>>67799029
Ok coo.
>>67799044
>long, wrinkly feet
>disproportionately small hands
>small head
>big hair
These are very strange proportions
>>67799044
jesus christ is she secretly a sloth?
>>67799060
Yeah I just wanna see Jessica Jones fight a dude who can mind control people.
Very excited to see Luke Cage
>>67798952
i like her hair but she's way too skinny for me
>>67799089
get ready to be bored and disappointed
BLACKED
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>>67799111
Jessica Jones you are too moody all the time
You should totally go for that Peter Parker kid you crushed on back in high school
>>67799044
why is her head so fucking small?
>>67798942
>Show has a female as a main character
>That means it must be SJW feminist propaganda
This is why girls won't talk to you.
>>67799184
As if he'd ever accept a coal burner into his godess harem
>>67799184
parker is still in hs in the current timeline
are you trying to say she's a closet pederast?
>>67798942
I'd face fuck her andlick her feet afterwards
>>67799300
/ss/
>>67799282
>show openly panders to feminist empowerment fantasies
>only a sexist bigot would notice
Very impressed by the correctness of your ideology though, comrade.
>>67798998
When Hathaway plays a good Catwoman, you have my permission to cast her.
>>67798942
fucked OP's mom.
>>67798973
It's really good. There is a fair amount of SJW crap to wade through, but it's not that much.
Purple Man is B A S E D A S F U C K
I now constantly fantasize about being Purple Man
>>67799488
I'm pretty sure we're supposed to find him revolting and a demented sex pervert, anon
I heard theres a sex scene where she has sex with a black guy. is that trye?
>>67798942
I was expecting SJW bullshit, but as it stands, those themes are so light (I'd have a better case with Fury Road) that I'm just glad it got /pol/'s panties twisted.
>>67798942
>disgusting whore who fucks niggers
DROPPED
>>67799554
Multiple senpai
>>67799604
/pol/ please leave
>>67799005
>implying the jews haven't been pushing a multiculturalism agenda, in part using SJW naratives
there is no SJW shit, besides the usual in any mainstream media
the lesbians in the show are psychotic and manipulative. they are portrayed negatively and self serving like SJWs.
jessica herself is damaged and a hypocrite and the show reinforces it constantly.
you sympathize with the villain despite him being a murderer without any real ideas or causes.
the worst part of the show is the side characters in her apartment. holy fuck they were annoying.
>>67799638
why dont you go prep your wife's bull you disgusting cuck
>>67799640
>>67798973
Purple Man is great, one of the best performances in the show. The main cast is pretty good. Supporting actors are the problem, along with the shitty action scenes. I hope they increase the budget for the next season.
All in all it's worth a shot. You might get a little disappointed if you've seen Daredevil, thought.
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>>67799711
Never saw Daredevil, and don't plan to. I'm fine with shit action scenes, but just the idea of this vigilante chick beating in some rape dude makes me smile.
>>67798998
You're not saying Anne Hathaway had a boob reduction are you? Say it ain't so...
>>67798942
Just finished the series
>mfw I realize the "young" Jessica and Trish were hotter than the main versions
>unable to resist the urge to check Instagrams and shit
>they're both at least 21 years old
*sighs with relief*
Also Kilgrave was the best Marvel villain to date. I just wish they had done more at the end when he's supposedly "stronger".
>>67799686
The main cast is pretty good and they are fleshed out especially JJ and the purple man. The problems are that the secondary characters that are at JJ's apartment sucked and like DD it went on for far to long. I still would give it a 7/10 but Netflix needs to cut down on the length of their seasons. It's a crippling issue.
>>67799796
>*sighs with relief*
Don't be cucked by old women trying to restrict your natural sexuality famalam.
>cheese pizza capcha
>>67799506
I thought he was actually the good guy 2bh, JJ was the true villain in the show. she literally could have prevented everything
>>67798973
Nope not really. It's pretty boring.
>muh progressive themes
>muh feministanism
If I wanted a propaganda film I'd watch Triumph of the Will.
>>67799892
>man who literally mind controlled people to the point where he killed them and raped JJ is the good guy
Anon...
>>67799770
Well, I think you're gonna like it then. She's more of a rugged, damaged and alcoholic detective, like that guy from Roger Rabbit, lol. In the beginning, at least.
>>67799796
>I just wish they had done more at the end when he's supposedly "stronger".
Agreed, the pacing in the last episodes is not really the best. It felt rushed, like they tried cramming in too much stuff.
>>67798942
Why doesn't she have a jaw?
>>67799851
The side characters started out alright, but they failed by giving them actual plot arcs - which end up meaning nothing at best, and actually confusing at worst. Specifically, what is the deal with Malcolm supposedly "walking out" on Jessica because she's too busy dealing with a sociopathic killer? And then coming back because of the weird ugly twin girl? Their usefulness was completely gone after the scene setting up Hope's death.
>>67799863
I meant that in a facetious shitposty way. I could really care less if they were actually 13/14, since I'm not trying to fuck them or find porn of them. Just mainly surprised that they're almost my age and played tweens. (Then again, they never really nailed down the ages in this show, so maybe they were supposed to be older? I dunno)
>>67799691
Triggered.
She's such a qt
https://youtu.be/rEFL_bztHg8
>>67799686
This.
>>67799912
The one part I felt was "forced SJW" was when that anti-meta lady says something about retards, and then JJ says
>What did we or the mentally challenged ever do to you?
It'd be like a Wire episode where one of the thugs calls someone a faggot, and then another one calls out his homophobia. Like, why would the character think like that? Obviously, we enlightened folk should recognize these bigoted cretin as the scum they are... but the characters shouldn't have that same viewpoint.
>>67799170
Your wife's son didn't seem to mind.
>>67800017
>immediately spouts /pol/
>says others are triggered
LMAO
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>>67799892
While he's certainly not a good guy I could easily see why he would develop a god complex considering he could control virtually anyone on earth. I also liked how frustrated with his powers he sounded at times, that he never knew what was his power or what was his own charms. But other than that yes he's obviously psychotic.
>>67798942
"GRRR IM ACTING!!!"good show 2bh
>>67800188
Fuck she's cute
>>67800188
She reminds me of Piper from Fallout 4. I swear they must've modelled Piper after her.
>>67800135
Think of how celebrities' kids are, getting whatever they want all their life. Multiply that by 10000% and you have Kilgrave's mentality. Not even "evil" so much as selfish and bereft of compassion, which makes sense when you're so different from everyone else.
>>67800188
Btw, her ass is one of the show's highlights.
>>67800240
So I wasn't the only one that thought that.
>>67800305
Piper even acts similar. Similar to Jessica Jones actually.
>>67800298
Dat bubble ass in dem jeans.
ITT: Scenes that fucked your shit up
>>67800357
>those pics of her pussy and pubes
>>67798973
If you haven't seen daredevil yet, it's decent quality easy to access capeshit.
Season 2 is better than season 1.
I thought Jessica Jones was better than Daredevil.
>>67800458
They're completely different shows tbqhwyf, difficult to compare
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>>67800412
This is what really made me hate Kilgrave. I mean damn, it's one thing to kill, but to take both a guy's kidneys (not just 1 from 2 guys each) and then leave him like this is terrible. Though I guess the stroke was basically bad luck, not sure what the rates are. But even without that, a lifetime of dialysis is pretty bad.
>>67800529
This show was all kinds of fucked up.
"Kil-"
"Yeah I know Kilgrave"
"Kill me"
>>67800613
>he makes it to age 78
>>67798973
it's good if you like seeing women getBLACKED
>>67800521
If you can't compare two Netflix series based in the same world about supernaturally gifted people fighting crime then you need to reevaluate your education.
>>67798973
Bad writing. Good villain in concept and performance.
>>67800743
Jessica Jones is more of a Crime Thriller
Daredevil is more of Courtroom Drama and Action
Lrn to Genre
>>67799044
FEE FI FO FUM
Is the mind control portrayed bdsmy or are we supposed to purely be morally aghast and sympathetic?
>>67800988
Jessica tries to get him to use his powers for good but in the end he's a fucking sociopath.
>>67798973
It's in the middle for me. The series starts off very strong for a few episodes, but almost has a heel turn and becomes directionless, over-drawn, and decides out of nowhere that the show needs to mention constantly that she's a tough woman in a man's world. It almost feels like someone took over in the second half.
Also, I cringe when people in the show say Jessica has "wit." She just keeps repeating what other people say and ends it with "asshole."
>>67799044
Even the lady in the back wants to know what's goin on with them feet
>>67801017
I liked that a lot. Still hate that he wasn't purple, but Tennant was phenomenal in the role.
Anyone else remember the annoying ginger cunt? What was the fucking point of her?
>>67801140
She's the Jar Jar Binks. Because when your show's too serious, throw in some obnoxious shit for the audience to find pitiful. Because that's the same as funny right?
>>67801102
I'd live with those goblin feet if I could just have a palefu. Damn it why do pale girls have to be so rare in Southern California.
>>67798942
WRONG VS STRONG
>>67799282
the show is literally about a super stronk womyn that doesn't take shit from anybody
her backstory is that some skinny lame-o white boi with a european accent can control minds and make people do whatever he wants them to do
this is a metaphor for white privilege
anyway he used his evil white man powers and put her under his spell and raped her and made her do bad stuff
then he orders her to kill some random mixed woman
mixed woman = product of interracial sex = subliminal
she revolts because she wants more mixed people in the world
finally she meets the Unbreakable Negro, literally just a big invincible black man that she fucks as soon as they meet
her neighbors are the Incestuous White People Meme
her junkie neighbor is a junkie because The Evil White Man gave and persuaded him to take drugs
Evil White Man finally takes control of the Unbreakable Black Male and turns him against the Stronk White Womyn! oh no! just like real life!
>>67799506
oh sorry thought I was on 4chan
>>67800298
is it just me, or did her ass get better and better over the course of the season?
So is this pretty close to the comic book characterization?
>ywn take a whiff
>>67801472
She was probably working out during the shooting.
>>67801599
low bar squatz?
ass to grass?
GOMAD?
#yeahshesquats
>>67801140
>wanting a character who has literal purple skin in a fairly serious live action crime show
comics are so fucking stupid
>>67801639
squating on bbc
>>67801213
There's was literally nothing likable about her.
>Incestuous
>Loud
>Selfish
>Rude
>Nosey
It baffles me that she's supposed to be funny.
>>67801757
Then don't adapt it, faggot.
I can't believe Luke Cage is in the first episode. He is pretty badass.
>everyone itt expecting anything good out of a chick whose name is cockney rhyming slang for a toilet
>>67800188
>image.jpg
Why wouldn't they do a series about a good Marvel heroine?
Really strong start, really shite last third. Middle felt unremarkable.
GOD KRYSTEN RITTER IS SO FUCKING UGLY IT ANNOYS ME
HER TINY FUCKING HEAD
HER DEATHLY COMPLEXION
HER GANGLY FISH LIPS
HER MUTANT PROPORTIONS
HER GIANT NOSTRILS THAT LOOKS LIKE A BOOGER MIGHT FALL OUT ANY SECOND
AND LASTLY HER DISGUSTING, DISGUSTING MALFORMED FEET
>>67798942
this girl is hot, its like shes ugly and hot at the same time. My dick is confused
>>67803788
They already have
>>67799029
>>67801392
now do trish, the cop and the lesbians
>>67800425
>>67800357
>>67801472
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>>67800298
pics/webm/episode?
