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I swear by this stuff, it's great for everything from grass stains to getting blood out of piano keys

>>67791089
I'm an angry mama myself.

This makes me less angry.

probably the dumbest thing ever sold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELrZRru0UbQ

>>67791661
There's no way that's real

>>67791724
of course it is
http://www.amazon.com/Worlds-Perfect-Pet-Polly/dp/B00NMV5MHA

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i got a couple of these motion alarms to keep the "racoons" out of my "garden" and they work great.

>>67791784
I don't doubt the product exists, I'm just wondering why they felt the need to advertise it on TV. They sell dozens of things just like it at dollar stores.

>>67791788
by "racoons" do you mean niggers and by "garden" do you mean your house

>>67791712
on a private jet? that's pretty snazzy

>>67791089
What kind of fucking savage uses a microwave like that? Caked on pizza cheese? Tomato sauce splattered walls? What?

>>67792836
Dumbass probably left the leftover spaghetti in a closed Tupperware, causing it to explode. I know this because the exact same thing happened to me.

>>67791524
Jenny please

>>67792180

every fucking time

what kind of fucktard puts pizza in a microwave?

>>67792836
Alcoholics. Some of the messes I make while wasted appalls the sober me. But getting drunk is kewl