>american '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''humour''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>67780095
Why did he fuck the pie?
>>67780095
Better than anything from europe.
>>67780121
the worst thing is he didn't even fuck it, i mean you couldn't fuck a pie even if you want it
you can only stick your dick in it which is what he did
>>67780121
This. I know the inflated condom trick wasn't invented back then, but there was certainly things like "Rubber glove in a rolled towel with elastic bands on it" and cutting holes in fruit. Would the movie have changed that much if he just fucked a watermelon?
Saving this garbage thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_qZ5B-yioU
>>67780121
He literally asks someone what sex feels like and gets the response "Like warm apple pie". It's been over a decade since I've last seen the movie and can remember this. Holy fuck what is wrong with you.
>>67780336
Holy fuck, this. Are you guys >>67780121
>>67780269 just memestering or are you seriously dumb?
>dat late 90s webcam
>dat Blink-182 song
Few movies make me as nostalgic as this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKfQGRwlm9Q
>British
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>>67780269
>Would the movie have changed that much if he just fucked a watermelon?
The name of the movie would be 'American Watermelon' for a start.
>>67780095
>american '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''humour''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Its called American Pie fuckface
>>67780501
Does the pie have to be literal?
>>67780386
I (question asker) was memeing. Every American Pie thread has someone ask it
>>67780421
Nothing hits the old 90s childhood feels as hard as a early Blink 182 song in a film.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FfRZUtxo_XA
>>67780170
This. I honestly can't imagine being horny enough to completely ruin a family desert, mostly because it doesn't look like it would feel good.
>>67780529
Ah okay. Didn't realize that.
>>67780501
Pie is like a pun for qt 3.14.
American Watermelon should be a movie about a black neighborhood & high school in 99'
>>67780550
The theme from Rocky is my favorite Blink 182 song.
>>67780485
you just dont get it
>>67780550
Kek, I've actually been in the mood to watch Bubble Boy lately. I know what I'll be doing with my hangover Sunday.
>>67780095
>'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
is dis dank memes ??????????
>>67780640
ADD won't let you watch past 1 minute and 40 seconds.
I know the pain brah
I use to watch American Pie, Bandcamp and Wedding quite a lot in the early 2000's. There was something about it, a mix of hope and optimism...
Early 2000 had loads of awesome "Road Trip" films. Now? All we have is memeing Indy shite "road trip" films.
>>67780765
Sex Drive was pretty decent.
>>67780806
08
Closer to early 00s than now
>>67780869
Holy fuck, that movie is 8 years old now? Feels fucking bad man. That was my senior year of high school.
>>67780806
What were some others? I remember, I think it was "Road Trip", with the full frontal nudity, but the nigger in it had "fried eggs hanging off a nail" tier boobs.
Fuck they were so bad.
>>67780987
Let's see...
Road Trip
Euro Trip
Harold & Kumar kind of
American Pie 2 wasn't really a road movie but they were at the beach for the summer
>>67781061
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back also.
>>67780421
>>67780550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv4lr_ARkpw
>>67780095
>/tv/'s sex life in one image
>>67781061
What was that other one? National Lampoon or some shit? It was essentially "We want to create a Stiffler, without Stiffler" At least the guy who played his cousin in Bandcamp sounded and looked like him.
>>67780095
Hey wait a second, aren't you that guy that fucked a pie?
>>67780278
>editing out she only cums when she's on top
>>67781215
Oh right. Was it Dorm Daze? That shit was terrible.
