What happened to the golden compass movies ? I though it was pretty good, why didn't they continue with a trilogy ? Did the Catholic church kill the golden compass series ?
They're making a full series on BBC
>>67779744
Looking forward to it
>>67779744
Source ?
>>67779641
Lyra got too big
>>67780285
Muh-dick
>>67780285
Jaysus.
>>67779744
Please source, I'd love for this to be true
>>67779883
>>67780598
http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/latestnews/2015/his-dark-materials
>>67780285
Wew lad
>>67780285
Tit-cow in training. I bet she's Christina Hendricks' padawan.
>>67780285
dem veins
>>67779641
>atheist book
>has angels
>>67779641
Global warming made all the Polar bears shrink into sloths.
No more wardrobe.
>>67779641
>I though it was pretty good
There's your issue.
they realized that all compasses are gold and it was a stupid title
>>67781097
Confirmed for not reading the books.
>>67780285
and now I have a new growthfu
>>67779641
>why didn't they continue with a trilogy ?
People realised nu-atheism is dopey
>>67784266
>growthfu
wat
>>67779641
>something something they pushed narnia instead
they wanted the potter crowd but in the right christian ways.
>the plot device is a lion who is the king of all the animals who dies and returns from the dead after 3 days
really?
>>67779641
American fundamentalists were too butthurt and decided to boycott the movie. The movie made fairly little in America, but it did decently overseas. However, New Line sold their overseas rights, which made them lose a shitton of money and eventually led to them being merged with Warner Bros.
>>67784113
That's not even the original title. The American publishes were the one who came up with it. It's also a reference to a line from Paradise Lost, you uncultured swine. The original title of the book is simply "Northern Lights" and the device is an alethiometer, not a golden compass.
Sorry guys I don't have the time to Dakota post tonight
>>67785198
Maybe one more
Mmmmm boobies
>>67779641
Jesus christ has it already been 9 years? I remember my sister and mother being all over this fucking movie, must've watched like 5 times with them.
>>67780285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeimE8Wz6e4
DUDE EDGY LMAO
>>67780285
Ew. Fucking nasty whore-pig.
I wish god would kill himself for inventing puberty.
>>67780285for you
Golden Compass was a weird time where Hollywood wasn't overtly liberal and shunned it
It's unimaginable in 2016 America that a movie would flop because it was too "anti-religion"
