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2016-04-02 20:04:30 Post No. 67777434
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2016-04-02 20:04:30
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>Watch Batman V Superman
>Formulate opinion, film is ambitious but deeply flawed, Synder doesn't understand Superman as a character at all, never grew out of his edgy teen nihilism phase so naturally the Batman sections are the best parts of the film, editing is all over the place, script is laughably retarded in parts
>Probably give it a 5.5/10, not unwatchable but certainly not good either
The following weekend:
>Catching up with my mother
>She heard about the terrible reviews, wants to know if the film's really that bad
>Explain my thoughts, tell her the Batman bits were really good
>She loves Jeremy Irons, asks what he does in the movie
>Explain the Batman 'N' Alfred subplot of them searching for the White Portuguese
>'Oh, so they're looking for a boat?'
>Realise Batman, the World's Greatest Detective™, never even considered spending five minutes Googling 'White Portuguese', 'White Portuguese ship', White Portuguese plane', etc
>My slightly dotty 63-year-old mother is a better detective than BvS's Batman
Goyer and Terrio - Terrio especially - should be ashamed of themselves.
