If redvines aren't your go-to theater candy, you're degenerate filth and deserve everything bad that's ever happened to you.
>>67774143
Justin stop posting
>>67774166
How did you know my name is Justin?
>>67774194
Because you literally always buy that shit lad, since middle school
I don't normally eat candy but I agree.
I loved redvines when I was a kid. I would bite the ends off and use it as a straw to slurp my soda.
>>67774272
This. Redvines make the best straws.
It's insane that some people prefer twizzlers. Twizzlers are literally toxic plastic.
Red vines are the snacks of the gods, only a dollar a box too
>>67774578
Nothing is a dollar a box at the theater.
>>67774143
what kind of fat fuck buys candy just to watch a movie?
>>67774143
>adult who eats candy
Fat pleb detected.
Something is seriously wrong with you.
>>67774143
>buying candy at a theatre for a 200-400% markup
Fuck you.
Family Dollar candy master race reporting in.
>sourpatch kids
>chocolate covered almonds
>junior mints
>2 8oz flasks of pic related
>make the girl buy a large coke and get the refills if necessary
>>67774838
Was with you until you know when. Get out norm-ree.
>>67774838
If I were actually to watch a movie solo, I'd bring in pic related.
I don't eat snacks or sweets normally.
>>67774872
>norm-ree
I want to punch your stupid face.
I'm sure that's a normal reaction for you.
>>67774624
>buying candy at the theater
>not buying it beforehand and bringing it in
>>67774838
>2 8oz flasks
>not a water bottle full of liquor
Get on my level
>>67774838
>Apple whiskey
>blended with coke
terrible taste anon
>>67775116
>risking getting caught and kicked out without getting to shower first
man
>>67774143
>redvines
>pleb
>>67775411
>blended
You got me all wrong.
The booze will be gone after about 40 minutes.
The coke is for after.
>>67775255
If I were going to share, I'd bring more.
>>67775116
This guy at least got it half right.
>>67775483
>getting caught
I have been doing this since I was a 6 years old going to the movies with grandma (she would bring it in her purse).
This literally does not happen.
Though if you're dumb enough for it to be visible before getting seated, then I'm sure they'd tell you that you can't bring it in.
But who is that dumb?
>>67774143
>he eats candy
It's literally just stuff to make children stop crying.
>>67775483
>he doesn't sneak snacks into the theater so his falcon doesn't flip out during the movie
People like you are why I don't go to the theater as much
>>67774919
i don't get it you didn't post a pic
>>67775633
Get outta here, Mark
Sourpatch Kids are the only candy that an adult man should put anywhere near his mouth
>>67775651
>old theater near my house from the 1920s
>play movies a few weeks after release
>half the cost of regular theater
>go there watching some movie with GF
>was probably hunger games FML
>woman in front of me pulls candy out of purse
>one of the family of owners comes out
>tells her she has to leave
>she starts arguing about how she has a right to eat whatever she wants
>owners are not impressed
>she gets kicked out
>embarrassing
Turns out that theater has night vision goggles they use during the movie to catch candy sneaks. Top fucking kek.
>>67775961
>night vision goggles
Either I have been lucky all this time or my cinema doesn't have them. Can't risk my membership anymore so I'll just go the toilets beforehand.
>>67776077
I don't know, it's just what my coworker told me when I told him what happened. Either way, it was pretty impressive.
>>67775961
>family theater
>second run movies
>can afford night vision goggles to watch grandma open her Skittles
fuck off m8
i only get those if they ran out of crab legs
>>67776653
>tfw going to watch your favourite movie of all time and they're out of crab legs
>>67774143
Red Vines are the DC Comics of movie theater candy. Disappointing and tasteless.
Twizzlers/Marvel will always win.
>>67775707
Sorry, doing multiple things while shitposting.
>>67775961
>night vision goggles
>family of owners
I suppose it could be different for a little rinky dink family owned theatre just trying to survive.
But I think kicking someone out like that wouldn't make them money in the long run unless there were no other nearby options.
When I go see a movie, I have to pick which of the 8 theatres in the metro to go to.
Or if I don't mind a 30-35 minute drive, there's 5 more. The drive in is about 40 minutes away, but they do double features.
If you bring anything into the theater besides beer and/or Reese's Pieces, you're a manchild and should heavily consider committing sudoku.
>>67776850
>calls people who doesn't drink beer for manchildren
kek
Does /tv/ pregame before going to the cinema? I buy a bunch of candy cheap from a grocery store and then eat it in the parking lot before the movie.
>You plebs don't sneak Chinese food into the movoe theater
>>67778047
Because chinese food gives me diarrhea. Having a running ass at the cinema is most unpleasant. Not only for you, but for everyone else as well.
>>67774143
Never ate one in my life.
>>67775116
you fucking thieves disgust me
